Epic movie
the departed
corps bride
Dunkirk
Alice in wonderland
little Nicky
American pie 2
Epic movie
Good luck Chuck
TLJ
I have seen so many awful movies at the cinema, we just used to watch anything that was snowing
>Directed by Friedberg and Seltzer
Leave it to a couple of Schlomos to single-handedly kill the spoof genre.
There's no way these movies weren't some sort of ~~*tax write off*~~ scheme
Friend wanted to see it, we were drunk as frick and had a torn up 20€ bill, told him I'll manage to use it, sadly I did and had to watch garbage as there was nothing else in theaters at the time.
Whenever someone tells me they love The Fifth Element, I pretty much disregard their opinion about anything. It's like a dumber than average 12-year old wrote a script, and then when he grew up he directed it with out changing a single word of his original script.
I didn't pay money to see it because I had a friend that worked at the theater and he got movie tickets for free, but unfortunately I sat through the entire runtime of Transformers 5
I have a soft spot for that film, but mainly because I like the concept of superheroes being left over old gods. Would be great in a film without Bateman being a supercuck.
It was so bad I can't remember. I'm not kidding.
Some summer cash grab with a tough guy trope like Deniro or Pacino or something. They weren't the main character though.
It was circa 2009 to 2013.
A main character nuts in a hooker. She's shown wiping off her cooter.
That's the only detail I remember. The rest was generic tough guy shooty blow up stuff.
I'd went to see it with a guy I knew from high shcool. I hated that fricking homosexual but didn't ghost him until some years later because shitty friend is better than no friends. lol k. A dad had brought little kids to see this hard R flick. They kept kicking the seats. Can't believe I paid for that miserable experience.
>Epic movie >little Nicky >American pie 2
if you paid money to see these and couldnt tell before going in you may be moronic. >Dunkirk >bad
okay. yep, youre just moronic.
>Friends ditched me during a screening of Little Nicky >Ran into my best friend's dad who was working construction in the same theater >"Anon why are you pacing around here alone. Aren't you supposed to be with (my son) and some others?" >"I don't know, they left me. I can't find them."
Little Nicky was indeed shit. But he got beat by his dad that night.
https://i.imgur.com/6pHUhAV.jpg
The worst film you ever paid money to see. What is it?
I wanted to walk out of The Last Jedi and ask for a refund, but my siblings wanted to stay.
It was quite dumb but I was a kid so I enjoyed it.
Also remember enjoying it as a kid and got a blu-ray. It came with little Charchter cards i keep finding all over the place. Strange how I keep finding novelties from my childhood in this house of mine.
Eternals a few months ago. Went with a chick on our 2nd date. Movie sucked unbelievably ass. At least I fricked her after the movie back at home as a reward for staying through this garbage ass movie. Never went to a marvel movie after this shit movie again.
I'm sorry anon, here's a pic from the wedding day as proof
uh also the worst film I've seen in cinemas is this shitty romantic drama film called Adrift with not-Jennifer Lawrence. Girl goes out on a boat with her boyfriend, boat hits a storm, they lose control and go astray and then at the end it's revealed that the guy died in the storm and she's just been crazy the whole time
The Village >don’t know who the homosexual director is >friends know I like horror movies >trick me thinking it’s gonna be some kind of horror movie >fall asleep during movie out of boredom >if my friends weren’t my ride home I would have left and drove home myself
That one movie where Rob Schneider knew he was going to jail so he prepped a lot so he wouldn't be raped.
I was in my teens and some kids were going to beat me up so I cut school and avoided my usual hang outs.
I know I used it as a way to avoid an ass kicking, but I think it might have been less boring to just hide in an alley somewhere.
Oh frick thanks for reminding that I watched Animal with Rob in a theater. With my mom lol.
I enjoyed Big Stan though it was funny and I even rewatched it.
How can a woman be at the same time so hideous and so attractive?
2 years ago
Anonymous
She is not in any way "hideous"
2 years ago
Anonymous
She looks like a man.
I'm not saying she is one but she looks like one .
2 years ago
Anonymous
She is ugly as frick.
And yet, I find her 20 times more attractive than say
https://i.imgur.com/6pHUhAV.jpg
The worst film you ever paid money to see. What is it?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>this is "ugly as frick"
When I think ugly as frick I think Leslie Jones or Elizabeth Moss. I certainly don't think of this. I would concede she's not remotely photogenic for some reason, she never looks as good in stills as she does in motion in films where she's very cute indeed.
2 years ago
Anonymous
If she is attractive, she is not ugly.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Easy, because are a homosexual. She is easily a 9/10.
me and my brother in the theater high made a split descision to watch this. was the funniest worst movie ive ever seen. 50% of the people walked out of the theater within 20 min
Les Misérables (2012). Only went to see it because it was the end of the school year and my entire HS class was sent to see that movie instead of going to school. To this day it's by far the worst movie I have ever seen.
Forgot about that. Same nephew who dragged me to Solo did the same thing with Captain Marvel. I'd like to change my answer.
Embarrassed him at the concession stand though, said loudly, "Now you are going to learn to respect women because they can be superheroes too!" True story.
The worst part is, first by Lucas himself, and he had two opportunities to right the ship. Then when Disney bought it I figured they had the money to pay top dollar to creative people, so it would at least be 'good' if not great. Only to see it stomped into the ground and buried.
It's fricking unreal. It's like an alchemist figuring out a way to turn gold into lead. It's like it's not even possible to frick something up that bad.
Prometheus. That's even after I saw alien resurrection and AVP at the cinema. I knew the latter films were not going to be great but they had some novelty/entertainment value, Prometheus was meant to be more. It potentially had everything that would make a great alien film except a decent script.
Some Bluray on sale of that Tarantino film "Iron Fist" or whatever the frick it was called. Holy shit it's bad. I made it to 10 minutes. Still haven't seen the rest. That guy has lost it hard. Gorrillions of dollars and the c**t can't even keep up with a Shaw movie with a bunch of dudes fighting with cardboard swords covered in alfoil. What a clown.
I think you mean The Man with the Iron Fists, which was directed by RZA and written by Eli Roth. Tarantino had nothing to do with it beyond an executive producer tag.
gay Wars: The troony Awakens
First time I went to the cinema after almost a decade. Shit was so bad I literally haven't been back ever since, and it seems I'm only proven more right as time goes on. I've been pirating literally everything I've consumed since 2014(bar some vidya) and I don't even let ads run, ever. No regrets so far.
Even the 5 good films I've seen in the last 10 years aren't worth it.
Probably TROS. It seems hyperbole to just name "recent blockbuster" as the supposed worst. But I usually tend towards seeing relatively sure things in the cinema, I don't go to see absolutely everything. And TROS really was truly inept on a shocking level, it did just about everything it could wrong and wrong in a way that boggles the mind how it got from writer to draft to second and third draft to studio and producer to director to the page, to shooting, to editing, to release, all without someone saying "Wait, this is stupid".
Was a horny teenager who saw the trailers and thought it would be worth a watch. It was after leaving the theatre that my hatred of Zach Snyder was born and I've revelled in the hatred his movies have earned.
Yeah, the Ray Bradbury story was great. Would have made a good 22-min Twilight Zone episode. The movie was absolutely wretched. There's a reason you haven't heard of it. I'm sorry I destroyed that for you.
The Glimmer Man. Worse than being out $6, I lost two hours of my life where I could have been doing ANYTHING else and it would have been better. Preferably sleeping.
Divergent
Venom 2
The Great Wall
Gemini Man
Frozen 2
One of the Captain America movies
Out of all of them, Divergent and the Captain America were the worst. Boring as frick. At least the others were somewhat entertaining.
if this was your answer, either you're a homosexual struggling to be funny, or you're an even bigger homosexual if that's your real answer and you've seen six movies your entire teenaged life.
>The worst film you ever paid money to see. What is it?
it was my friend's choice
after it finished i wanted to gouge my own eyes out for witnessing this travesty and kill him for making me waste two hours of my life on this
Zero Dark Thirty.
Advertised as an action movie that turns out to be a boring as shit "thriller" that follows some ginger b***h around that wasn't even a real person.
Frick you movie. If it's going to be fictional it could at least be interesting.
>The Hobbit Part 1
(I never even downloaded part 2 & 3). 0/10 >Thor 3
Frick you Taika u fraudc**t 0/10 >Ghosts in the Shell
The one with Scarjo. I can't remember anything about it 1/10.
'Operation Dumbo Drop' (1995). My bestfriend really wanted to see it even though I kept saying it's a kid's movie. He thought it would be mostly a military doing good things movie. It turned out to be even more childish than the ads made it appear. I teased him about it for years.
This film Babylon A.D. I thought I might choose something terrible like suicide squad or stupid like epic movie. But this was so dull and poorly made but at a scale it didn’t deserve. For me it forshadowed a lot of films to come and I will never forget the same horrible taste films like this leaves me with
2009ish was the absolute best years to have a le quirky girlfriend, all kinds of comfy shit like this and Juno and etc. etc. etc. to watch on their couch and cuddle with
Venom 1 and 2. I only watched it because someone wanted to go to the movies with me. Worst fricking movies ever. I thought, well it cant get any worse than venom. Then comes a sequel. It was somehow 10x worse
Also this. I swear, you could replace Tara Reid with a broom in that movie, and nothing of relevance to its plot would be lost.
Frankly I think if characters just constantly carried a broom around conversing with it like it's alive and part of the plot, it would greatly improve the film.
I bought a ticket to see that new Half Ass Dave Cronenberg dreck in theaters, but I can't be as mad about it as when I got to the end of the Blair Witch Project that I had to buy on VoD
Saw this in theaters in middle school with my best friend and we thought it was hilarious.
Favorite scene is when he was having an orgasm screaming “yes” over and over at the dinner table and rubbing his nipples.
You’re a homosexual
I was invited out by some friends from school and there were some other people from school I knew but wasn't good friends with and the choice was between 30 Days of Night and Sleuth and this one boring homosexual wanted to see sleuth and for some reason the others agreed even though it was obviously going to be an uninteresting movie just from the poster. I knew 30 Days of Night would have been a fun flick to watch. Sleuth was so boring and shit. afterwards the group awkwardly tried to make comments about the movie to try and hide the fact that they thought it was boring in order not to make the homosexual who suggested the movie feel bad.
morbius, but the theater experience was hilarious because me and my friend were genuinely the ONLY people in the theater and not taking it seriously at all. bad movie though
Had me on the verge of falling asleep which is worse than actually falling asleep because you end up unrested and with a headache
Like an early preview of soup brain Willis, just this leaden, plodding performance with no personality at all
The Royal Tennenbaums. Walked out maybe 40 minutes in, even without a ride home. Fortunately called a friend and he was like three blocks away and picked me up.
I went to this with some friends, it was between seeing this or trying to sneak into Resident Evil: Apocalypse and frankly we should have just seen Apocalypse instead. A couple of my buddies wanted to see this because they remembered that hot supermodels took off their clothes in the trailer, so we just said frick it and went and it was painful watching Fallon try to hold a movie with Latifah. Reminds me of that baseball-themed romcom he was in with Drew Barrymore where he plays a baseball otaku and she's some chick who is also involved with baseball, I think I had to watch that one on a plane one time as a teenager. It's so weird seeing Fallon in real stuff, he always looks like he doesn't belong there, moments away from being fired, and desperate to please the nearest available victim. He even looked that way when he played that random jeep driver in Band Of Brothers.
just remembered I'd also seen Jupiter Ascending and Warcraft in theaters
this was back when I made an effort to see every sci-fi film on the big screen
Jupiter Ascending was worth it for Eddie Redmayne's performance https://youtu.be/09ckBIXZ044
Warcraft was just bad and Duncan Jones deserved better
filtered.
That movie was great you fricking child.
Worst I paid to see..eh
Battlefield Earth
Coyote Ugly
The latest Jackass movie
Matrix 2 (never saw the third)
matrix 2 had 3 amazing action scenes
Pleb
Agree
fill turd.
the cinematography was kino, the daughter completely ruined the story
I don't pay money.
Cheaper for most stores to allow thievery than to pay for security.
master of disguise is the only time i walked out of a cinema
THR3E
Meet the Spartans
So vehemently unfunny half the theatre walked out
The only time I've seen more of the theatre walk out was during Midsommar's ending
>was during Midsommar's ending
....shouldn't they leave when a film is over?
People loved it
Came here to say this. I was the target audience for this movie and I gotta say it was complete fricking shit. It still makes me mad to this day.
>I was the target audience for this movie
You're a repressed homosexual?
It wasn't 300
>Directed by Friedberg and Seltzer
Leave it to a couple of Schlomos to single-handedly kill the spoof genre.
There's no way these movies weren't some sort of ~~*tax write off*~~ scheme
Where'd they go?
The sequel to Rocky where some pavement ape is the main character.
Why did you pay money to see it then. It's blatantly obvious who the main character was.
Friend wanted to see it, we were drunk as frick and had a torn up 20€ bill, told him I'll manage to use it, sadly I did and had to watch garbage as there was nothing else in theaters at the time.
You're a complete degenerate frick. exactly the type of homosexual who posts on pol.
Completely unprompted and rent free, if you're gonna blow a gasket everytime someone rightly complains about Black folk don't bother posting here
Lucy
The fifth Die Hard
Les Miserables
Gangster Squad
>Lucy
Anything by that pedo frog hack is pretty bad. Valerian way far worse than Lucy. Holy frick, now I'm mad that I remembered that pile of shit.
Whenever someone tells me they love The Fifth Element, I pretty much disregard their opinion about anything. It's like a dumber than average 12-year old wrote a script, and then when he grew up he directed it with out changing a single word of his original script.
The second Alice in Wonderland live action
song to song, fricking horrible movie
I didn't pay money to see it because I had a friend that worked at the theater and he got movie tickets for free, but unfortunately I sat through the entire runtime of Transformers 5
Hanwiener
So bad the people leaving the previous screening were telling us to spare our time
i never felt so robbed in my entire life
I have a soft spot for that film, but mainly because I like the concept of superheroes being left over old gods. Would be great in a film without Bateman being a supercuck.
the concept was great but the villains at the end are full pure shit
charlize theron is awful as always
and the love triangle was very awful.
That movie is still the first example that comes to mind when I think of "romantic subplots that end up ruining/taking over a good main plot"
It was so bad I can't remember. I'm not kidding.
Some summer cash grab with a tough guy trope like Deniro or Pacino or something. They weren't the main character though.
It was circa 2009 to 2013.
A main character nuts in a hooker. She's shown wiping off her cooter.
That's the only detail I remember. The rest was generic tough guy shooty blow up stuff.
I'd went to see it with a guy I knew from high shcool. I hated that fricking homosexual but didn't ghost him until some years later because shitty friend is better than no friends. lol k. A dad had brought little kids to see this hard R flick. They kept kicking the seats. Can't believe I paid for that miserable experience.
I have one like this too. My friends and I walked out about halfways in. I cannot remember what it was though. Annoying actually
Aliens vs Predator Requiem
OP said "to see", anon.
I see movies just fine!
Frick. FUUUUUUCK this movie. Everyone involved should be in prison.
Epic movie
the departed
corps bride
Dunkirk
Alice in wonderland
little Nicky
American pie 2
>little Nicky
Kys
>Epic movie
>little Nicky
>American pie 2
if you paid money to see these and couldnt tell before going in you may be moronic.
>Dunkirk
>bad
okay. yep, youre just moronic.
Dunkirk fricking sucked
transformers 2 was a bad one, i left when weed mom did stuff
normie spotted
Transformers was watchable for coom reasons up until 3 (which had the benefit of best boy in the face of shockwave)
>Friends ditched me during a screening of Little Nicky
>Ran into my best friend's dad who was working construction in the same theater
>"Anon why are you pacing around here alone. Aren't you supposed to be with (my son) and some others?"
>"I don't know, they left me. I can't find them."
Little Nicky was indeed shit. But he got beat by his dad that night.
I wanted to walk out of The Last Jedi and ask for a refund, but my siblings wanted to stay.
Alice in Wonderland 2010. Frick me what a wretched time. Couldn't believe Burton had lost his mojo that badly.
It was quite dumb but I was a kid so I enjoyed it.
Also remember enjoying it as a kid and got a blu-ray. It came with little Charchter cards i keep finding all over the place. Strange how I keep finding novelties from my childhood in this house of mine.
rango
or maybe spawn.
>rango
>bad
Shallow Hal
I bet you are fat
>shooting at fish in a barrel
Matrix 3
or maybe Constant gardener
Eternals a few months ago. Went with a chick on our 2nd date. Movie sucked unbelievably ass. At least I fricked her after the movie back at home as a reward for staying through this garbage ass movie. Never went to a marvel movie after this shit movie again.
The Day After Tomorrow
I want to MARRY Daniela.
That's nice of you anon
Ratcatcher is cute
But anon, she's already married to me
lies!
I'm sorry anon, here's a pic from the wedding day as proof
uh also the worst film I've seen in cinemas is this shitty romantic drama film called Adrift with not-Jennifer Lawrence. Girl goes out on a boat with her boyfriend, boat hits a storm, they lose control and go astray and then at the end it's revealed that the guy died in the storm and she's just been crazy the whole time
I'm still fricking salty about the hour and a half of my life I'll never get back.
>Dungeons and Dragons
>Medieval movie
Everybody has a modern 21st century haircut
Yeah, that sucked but it was ALMOST worth it to watch Jeremy Irons devour the scenery. Quite the performance.
Quantum of Solace
The Village
>don’t know who the homosexual director is
>friends know I like horror movies
>trick me thinking it’s gonna be some kind of horror movie
>fall asleep during movie out of boredom
>if my friends weren’t my ride home I would have left and drove home myself
That one movie where Rob Schneider knew he was going to jail so he prepped a lot so he wouldn't be raped.
I was in my teens and some kids were going to beat me up so I cut school and avoided my usual hang outs.
I know I used it as a way to avoid an ass kicking, but I think it might have been less boring to just hide in an alley somewhere.
Oh frick thanks for reminding that I watched Animal with Rob in a theater. With my mom lol.
I enjoyed Big Stan though it was funny and I even rewatched it.
Hands down, the worst movie I've ever seen in a theater. Possibly the worst movie period.
Same.
I should have watched Last Jedi in theater instead
Hobbs & Shaw. Just awful ego bullshit movie
It was worth it for vanessa kirby thigh kino
>Rock is producer on the film
>makes sure there's a scene where the cute blonde Brit wraps her legs around his head
>cute
???
Yes?
How can a woman be at the same time so hideous and so attractive?
She is not in any way "hideous"
She looks like a man.
I'm not saying she is one but she looks like one .
She is ugly as frick.
And yet, I find her 20 times more attractive than say
>this is "ugly as frick"
When I think ugly as frick I think Leslie Jones or Elizabeth Moss. I certainly don't think of this. I would concede she's not remotely photogenic for some reason, she never looks as good in stills as she does in motion in films where she's very cute indeed.
If she is attractive, she is not ugly.
Easy, because are a homosexual. She is easily a 9/10.
Vanessa is cute as frick
She does this to him in another scene WITHOUT a gun and he just flings her ten feet away into a wall
If you can't do a Turkish Get-up with lmao1thot do you even lift?
>includes TWO scenes of the cute blonde Brit wrapping her legs around his head
Rock making the most of his position
Yeh
me and my brother in the theater high made a split descision to watch this. was the funniest worst movie ive ever seen. 50% of the people walked out of the theater within 20 min
Les Misérables (2012). Only went to see it because it was the end of the school year and my entire HS class was sent to see that movie instead of going to school. To this day it's by far the worst movie I have ever seen.
Solo: A Star Wars Story.
Took my nephew to it because he insisted. Regretted giving those fricks my money.
ultravoilet
Seconded.
lord of the rings return of king: literally a torture for 3 hours, i went with my friends and since that they i resent them
kys
based.
But I blame Tolkien. He failed to edit his story such that Saruman *was* Sauron, possessed by his spirit.
Helms Deep was the true ending.
Toss up between TFA or TLJJ
X. Expected Texas Chainsaw inspired kino and instead I got old people having sex and Executive Producer Kid Cudi fricking every woman in the movie.
I knew it was going to be terrible but I went with some friends to see Dumb and Dumber 2 and it was as bad as I thought it would be.
Second worst would probably be The Counselor, which I also had an idea wasn't good but I like Cormac.
The Internship
When I was a kid my Dad took me to see Supergirl. Pretty sure he regretted that.
Oh I don't pay to see movies.
Transformers 4.
Captain marvel(got dragged into it not my choice)
Forgot about that. Same nephew who dragged me to Solo did the same thing with Captain Marvel. I'd like to change my answer.
Embarrassed him at the concession stand though, said loudly, "Now you are going to learn to respect women because they can be superheroes too!" True story.
Sure you did anon
TFA, I don't go to the cinema very often, I prefer to watch stuff at home by myself.
We need a rule that any Star Wars movie after the first trilogy goes without saying.
And don't give me that Rogue One shit. "Save the dream", fricking intentional flaw in the Death Star explained - frick the hell off.
I feel so bad for old star wars fans. Has a franchise ever been so thoroughly sullied like that one?
The worst part is, first by Lucas himself, and he had two opportunities to right the ship. Then when Disney bought it I figured they had the money to pay top dollar to creative people, so it would at least be 'good' if not great. Only to see it stomped into the ground and buried.
It's fricking unreal. It's like an alchemist figuring out a way to turn gold into lead. It's like it's not even possible to frick something up that bad.
I cannot count Rogue One in this thread on account I borrowed it from the local library. It was worth the (zero) money I paid for it.
On the silver globe
I was pissed off at this garbage the whole run time.
That King Arthur movie from 2017
Is there a single good King Arthur movie in existence?
>inb4 Monty Python
Cut Monty Python a break, it cost $400,000 to make. Hollywood spends more on catering for a movie.
Excalibur, you fricking choad.
I liked the green giant
The Green Knight
Prometheus. That's even after I saw alien resurrection and AVP at the cinema. I knew the latter films were not going to be great but they had some novelty/entertainment value, Prometheus was meant to be more. It potentially had everything that would make a great alien film except a decent script.
Some Bluray on sale of that Tarantino film "Iron Fist" or whatever the frick it was called. Holy shit it's bad. I made it to 10 minutes. Still haven't seen the rest. That guy has lost it hard. Gorrillions of dollars and the c**t can't even keep up with a Shaw movie with a bunch of dudes fighting with cardboard swords covered in alfoil. What a clown.
Tarantino has never made a film called Iron Fist.
I think you mean The Man with the Iron Fists, which was directed by RZA and written by Eli Roth. Tarantino had nothing to do with it beyond an executive producer tag.
Yeah, that thing. Frick it was bad.
gay Wars: The troony Awakens
First time I went to the cinema after almost a decade. Shit was so bad I literally haven't been back ever since, and it seems I'm only proven more right as time goes on. I've been pirating literally everything I've consumed since 2014(bar some vidya) and I don't even let ads run, ever. No regrets so far.
Even the 5 good films I've seen in the last 10 years aren't worth it.
i actually loved these and proudly own them
Ultra Violet
Probably TROS. It seems hyperbole to just name "recent blockbuster" as the supposed worst. But I usually tend towards seeing relatively sure things in the cinema, I don't go to see absolutely everything. And TROS really was truly inept on a shocking level, it did just about everything it could wrong and wrong in a way that boggles the mind how it got from writer to draft to second and third draft to studio and producer to director to the page, to shooting, to editing, to release, all without someone saying "Wait, this is stupid".
Epic movie
Good luck Chuck
TLJ
Sucker Punch
Was a horny teenager who saw the trailers and thought it would be worth a watch. It was after leaving the theatre that my hatred of Zach Snyder was born and I've revelled in the hatred his movies have earned.
I agree that most of his movies are kinda shit but Legend of the Guardians was a fun lil romp
Avatar
second this. dragged into watching this bullshit by a gf. frick you james cameron.
I snuck into Man of Steel and still wanted my money back
Star Wars 8
Crazy Rich Asians, boring stupid trite corny-ass normie humor. Cringed the whole time.
rock of ages
A Sound of Thunder. Can't describe how awful it is, mostly because I tried to purge it from my memory. Frick.
The story was good from my memory long ago, they made a movie?
Yeah, the Ray Bradbury story was great. Would have made a good 22-min Twilight Zone episode. The movie was absolutely wretched. There's a reason you haven't heard of it. I'm sorry I destroyed that for you.
hunger games
The Glimmer Man. Worse than being out $6, I lost two hours of my life where I could have been doing ANYTHING else and it would have been better. Preferably sleeping.
Bad Boys Forever or Bad Boys 4 Life whstever the frick it was called
Star Wars Last Jedi.
Even worse I paid for it twice until I realized it was shit.
That one where Arnold was a sheriff in Texas with Johnny Knoxville around
Lol thats Walking Tall and it's the Rock not Arnold
No it's The Last Stand with Arnie
not that anon but here it is dumbass, literally just google arnold knoxille movie
The Peepee Poopoo Man
Egads, it had one joke worth laughing at.
>how do we get the Sex & the City / Friends audience to see our movie?
>oh I know
I would say Alien Covenant.
Also who is the babe?
Daniela Melichor is what google tells me
Neat, she cute
Wedding Daze
I would be surprised if anyone here has seen it let alone pay to watch it in the cinema.
Crotchety weak man
Race mixing
White people destroyed the earths atmosphere
Women in charge of billion dollar spaceships.
Everything you expect from 2022 hollywood.
Divergent
Venom 2
The Great Wall
Gemini Man
Frozen 2
One of the Captain America movies
Out of all of them, Divergent and the Captain America were the worst. Boring as frick. At least the others were somewhat entertaining.
All the Hunger Games movies, I just don't understand any of them, they seem ridiculous but not in a good way (like Running Man)
Good Burger
I don't like you.
I don't like you either!
A filtering for the ages
eeaao
TLJ
The new Thor or Doctor Strange 2
oh Rise of Skywalker too
The worst movie you ever paid money to see in your entire life was just "a blockbuster from the last month"?
i only watch capeshit and star wars without prior research. anything else i go watch is because i know it's good.
Thats a tough one. Probably a tie between Jurassic World 2 and Orient Express. I was dragged to both by a date.
The Goofy Movie.
>some blockbuster from the last 12 months
if this was your answer, either you're a homosexual struggling to be funny, or you're an even bigger homosexual if that's your real answer and you've seen six movies your entire teenaged life.
Trailer looked kino
The Hobbit
THATS MY BOY (2012(
Transformers: Dark of the Moon
>The worst film you ever paid money to see. What is it?
it was my friend's choice
after it finished i wanted to gouge my own eyes out for witnessing this travesty and kill him for making me waste two hours of my life on this
Free guy
I need a ratfu gf
Green Lange. 7 c
Why did you post a photo of an actress from the best movie of the year though?
It's just good dressing for a thread.
Even as a kid I thought it was total shit
Zero Dark Thirty.
Advertised as an action movie that turns out to be a boring as shit "thriller" that follows some ginger b***h around that wasn't even a real person.
Frick you movie. If it's going to be fictional it could at least be interesting.
The Happening. So fricking shit
I have seen so many awful movies at the cinema, we just used to watch anything that was snowing
>You see it's like those recent movies that came out but uh....it's different
Wtf was the deal with these? They shit them out, they got worse & stopped. Anyone done a deep dive on them on youtube or somethin
It just keeps GOING, AND GOING, with more terrible CGI thats worse than the first. AHHHHHH
I have seen this movie, but I do not remember it. Not even one entire scene.
>The Hobbit Part 1
(I never even downloaded part 2 & 3). 0/10
>Thor 3
Frick you Taika u fraudc**t 0/10
>Ghosts in the Shell
The one with Scarjo. I can't remember anything about it 1/10.
Ghost in the Shell was great, I never saw the anime but it looked amazing and the plot was sufficient.
Space jam with lebron
'Operation Dumbo Drop' (1995). My bestfriend really wanted to see it even though I kept saying it's a kid's movie. He thought it would be mostly a military doing good things movie. It turned out to be even more childish than the ads made it appear. I teased him about it for years.
This just unlocked a memory of a film I haven’t watched in forever
Rise of Skywalker
This film Babylon A.D. I thought I might choose something terrible like suicide squad or stupid like epic movie. But this was so dull and poorly made but at a scale it didn’t deserve. For me it forshadowed a lot of films to come and I will never forget the same horrible taste films like this leaves me with
There will be blood
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3531824/
I went in with low expectations and still walked out after 40 minutes.
The first 40 minutes are the best part of the movie
The kids in the theater had no idea what was going on, or how to feel about this movie.
This movie is maximum comfy lmao I loved it as a kid.
2009ish was the absolute best years to have a le quirky girlfriend, all kinds of comfy shit like this and Juno and etc. etc. etc. to watch on their couch and cuddle with
Avatar
The Batman
Venom 1 and 2. I only watched it because someone wanted to go to the movies with me. Worst fricking movies ever. I thought, well it cant get any worse than venom. Then comes a sequel. It was somehow 10x worse
Last Jedi
DRAGON BALL EVOLUTION
nah that was kino. stop watching cartoons for children
not it wasn't
The Green Knight. The whole crowd would constantly sigh in disappointment.
This, or...
This.
Also this:
Also this. I swear, you could replace Tara Reid with a broom in that movie, and nothing of relevance to its plot would be lost.
Do you even get to see Tara Ried's tiddies?
Of course. Wasn't worth it and contributed nothing to the plot. Seriously... She's pointless to the actual story.
Frick, also this:
Unfortunately saw it on pay-per-view.
I don't know, the broom may outact her
True, thus lessening the awfulness of that movie.
Frankly I think if characters just constantly carried a broom around conversing with it like it's alive and part of the plot, it would greatly improve the film.
I bought a ticket to see that new Half Ass Dave Cronenberg dreck in theaters, but I can't be as mad about it as when I got to the end of the Blair Witch Project that I had to buy on VoD
no one belongs in the fandom
some things are best left enjoyed by one's self and no one else
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Just me, then.
Saw this in theaters in middle school with my best friend and we thought it was hilarious.
Favorite scene is when he was having an orgasm screaming “yes” over and over at the dinner table and rubbing his nipples.
You’re a homosexual
Avatar, capeshit, etc
Recently?
The Batman
The shitty 2021/2022 Resident Evil
I drunkenly fell asleep three times on my buddies shoulder and kept leaving to smoke cigarettes
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation.
Bored one day so I went to see this with my brother. It is the only time I’ve ever fallen asleep in the theater.
Dunkirk or 10000 BC
Avengers Ultron was really bad as well
many saints of newark
sleuth 2007
I was invited out by some friends from school and there were some other people from school I knew but wasn't good friends with and the choice was between 30 Days of Night and Sleuth and this one boring homosexual wanted to see sleuth and for some reason the others agreed even though it was obviously going to be an uninteresting movie just from the poster. I knew 30 Days of Night would have been a fun flick to watch. Sleuth was so boring and shit. afterwards the group awkwardly tried to make comments about the movie to try and hide the fact that they thought it was boring in order not to make the homosexual who suggested the movie feel bad.
I’m pleased to see so many people either never saw or forgot The Last Airbender and Gothika.
morbius, but the theater experience was hilarious because me and my friend were genuinely the ONLY people in the theater and not taking it seriously at all. bad movie though
What the frick were they thinking?
Don't mess with the Zohan
The Hobbit 3
I've only seen 2 movies in theaters, women in black, and avengers endgame, so I guess woman in black is my answer.
The most recent Jurassic World abortion
Had me on the verge of falling asleep which is worse than actually falling asleep because you end up unrested and with a headache
Like an early preview of soup brain Willis, just this leaden, plodding performance with no personality at all
Pleb alert
The Royal Tennenbaums. Walked out maybe 40 minutes in, even without a ride home. Fortunately called a friend and he was like three blocks away and picked me up.
The Village. 15 minutes into the movie my friend slaps me on the arm and says “I bet they’re not really living in the past.”
I should’ve just walked out then and there.
The second Bourne movie I fell asleep in the theatre it was so boring
Transformers 2. I remember being mad at the exit
Last Airbender - but I knew it was shit going in, so....
Batman vs Superman
or
Wild Wild West
the transformers movie where they started introducing dinosaurs if you could drag a needle and scratch a record but the record is your eyes.
dinosaurs, it felt like*
X-Men Origins: Wolverine
I must have been filtered very very hard because for the life of me I can't fathom how is this considered a classic
You got filtered yeah.
Batman & Robin, still fun
you have never seen a movie in theaters that was both boring and complete trash?
I went to this with some friends, it was between seeing this or trying to sneak into Resident Evil: Apocalypse and frankly we should have just seen Apocalypse instead. A couple of my buddies wanted to see this because they remembered that hot supermodels took off their clothes in the trailer, so we just said frick it and went and it was painful watching Fallon try to hold a movie with Latifah. Reminds me of that baseball-themed romcom he was in with Drew Barrymore where he plays a baseball otaku and she's some chick who is also involved with baseball, I think I had to watch that one on a plane one time as a teenager. It's so weird seeing Fallon in real stuff, he always looks like he doesn't belong there, moments away from being fired, and desperate to please the nearest available victim. He even looked that way when he played that random jeep driver in Band Of Brothers.
Star Wars 7
Star Wars 8
Star Wars 9
I paid and watched Snow White and the Huntsman then snuck in to see Prometheus
They were both spectacles but so underwhelming
just remembered I'd also seen Jupiter Ascending and Warcraft in theaters
this was back when I made an effort to see every sci-fi film on the big screen
Jupiter Ascending was worth it for Eddie Redmayne's performance https://youtu.be/09ckBIXZ044
Warcraft was just bad and Duncan Jones deserved better
Epic Movie. Thanks, high school friends.
Thanks for being a buzzkill Zack
Pick better movies and I won't be
Probably Alice in Wonderland 2010
Prometheus. Fricking awful, but at least the ayybortion scene was kino that made people squirm and cringe.
phil status: tered
>covenant over alien
this is some high tier bait
Alien Covenant