The worst theatrical short Pixar has ever made

Carl’s Date has angered people by having him move on from his lifelong wife and try to find a new one

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people
    You're so generous.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus, how do you hate on Lava. Dude needs to smoke a jay or something.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      how the frick was Lava bad?

      >no longer the worst
      we won LavaGODS

      it was around the time people started getting sick of the pixar trope of "x but if it had emotions"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      how the frick was Lava bad?

      The song was shit

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    how the frick was Lava bad?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The critics had no one to lava

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What a way to end off Ed Asher’s legacy on a whimper.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't this also his character arch from the movie?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that fricking other people after your partner dies is cheating and remarriage is for poor thinking prostitutes.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m pretty sure the bible allowed widows and widowers to remarry, especially if they were young.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Bible
        Irrelevant

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no longer the worst
    we won LavaGODS

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there anything more disgusting than cucking the dead?

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    but Lava isn’t bad

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Yes, worse than Lava!
    Whoever this b***h is, I want to punch her!

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    by and large most pixar shorts have been forgettable for a long while. Once they just became obvious training vehicles for up-and-coming staff and not just interesting short stories they lost a lot of interest from me.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would they even think of this was a good idea for a short?

    >in this new Pixar short, Remy decides to close his restaurant and open a fast food franchise instead

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You think any Pixar writer can write a short story? They'd rather just take a previous established character and assume anything they do will automatically be good because you remember that that character was in a good movie.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bonnie damages Jessie by playing too rough and throws her into the back of the closet
      >Jessie realizes Stinky Pete was right

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    A lot of criticism is people saying how unacceptable it was having the fat guy, slim pretty woman stereotype, showing how fricking clueless they are.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pixar is just keeping up the themes set up by Toy Story 4, Ralph Breaks the Internet, and Frozen 2. Enjoy the next few Pixar sequels after Toy Story 5 and Inside Out 2
    >Monsters Inc 3
    Boo's door has to be shredded for a second time, this time permanently, and Mike and Sully end up going different ways after Mike is hired for a different company
    >Incredibles 3
    Bob and Helen get a divorce. The kids leave town to form their own superhero identity in separate cities
    >Finding Nemo 3
    Dory and her parents find a new swarm of fish of their own species and she separates with Marlin and Nemo

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ratatouille 2
      A new rat chef (female) is on the block and threatens Remy's bistro. Basically mech battle between two rats controlling humans by their hair.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Classics should have left along. Most of the revisits of popular Stories of Disney/Pixar don't know the real purpose. I
    bet new date is POC .

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    to be fair, I thought it was very bold and experimental of Pixar to make a short about Carl having graphic sex with dozens of women in one long extended orgy scene

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    His wife told him to move on and have new adventures. We can assume that also means new relationship.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who was the date? Was one of Cinemaphile guesses?

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, isn't his wife dead? Why the FRICK would you not want him to move on? His wife has been dead for fricking decades at this point.

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