>the year is 2000. >Here's your Wolverine, bub

>the year is 2000
>Here's your Wolverine, bub

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you have no idea how much I wanted an x-men film in the 90s watching the animated show. Its a great movie and so is 2.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      were fans upset back then that Cyclops took such a backseat to Snkkt Bub?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why? its a boring as frick character.
        le hurrr durr lasereyes. wow. thats the depth of his whole character. nobody likes cyclops

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I was wondering more how people at the time felt. Not how you feel about it right now but thanks for sharing.

          Fans were more annoyed about Storm barely being a character. Like why even cast Halle Barry if her most memorably line is some moronic shit about what happens to things getting struck by lightning.

          I sometimes forget she's even there so that makes sense

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I remember seeing it in theaters with my dad. We both enjoyed it very much but thought the costumes looked dumb. Hugh Jackman was cool and all but at the time it was seeing Patrick Stewart as Prof. X that made an impact.

            Also, Brian Singer is a piece of shit who should still be taking black dick in prison.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          His character is the leader of the xmen and a competent one at that. He spends all of these movies in the cuckshed

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >why? its a boring as frick character.
          Cyclops developing as a leader, being forced to make hard leadership decisions, and his yin-yang dynamic with Logan could have all been kino.
          They never really explored the burden of Cyclops responsiblity in any way, he's just there, following orders, and being involved in a love triangle.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fans were more annoyed about Storm barely being a character. Like why even cast Halle Barry if her most memorably line is some moronic shit about what happens to things getting struck by lightning.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >moronic shit about what happens to things getting struck by lightning
          This was her fault, she delivered the line very differently from how the script intended it.
          It was meant as a light throwaway jokey quip but she went with a dead serious dramatic gravitas that's inappropriate for how silly the words are

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry but its a fricking moronic line. The punchline has the flow of a typewriter falling down a flight of stairs.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              "it croaks" would be stupid but still 10x better

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why do you keep ribbing it?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >her most memorably line is some moronic shit about what happens to things getting struck by lightning.
          Joss Whedon wrote that

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no
        cyclops was the same as the deftones, only revisionist losers pretend anyone ever cared about them

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          deftones is great

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frick no. Wolverine IS the X-Men and that's the truth. If anything maybe people were most annoyed that Rogue wasn't as hot as she should be or Storm was barely in it. Mystique more than made up for it though.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frick Cyclops

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wolverine was always the face of the X-men, I like scott just as much as the next guy but his fanboys are delusional if they think the 2 were ever in the same level of popularity

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wolverine isn't even an original member of the team.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So what? Captain America isn't a founding member of the Avengers either.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's just factually untrue that Wolverine has always been the face of the X-men and it'd be incorrect to say Captain America has always been an Avenger.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Scott is literally the mutie Steve Rogers, they even have their own boy scout rivalry. Wolverine just became more popular during the extreme comics era so he became the "face" of the X-Men even if he was mostly a solo player.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                God i hate this panel.

                Scott's beams are concussive force, Cap's shield ABSORBS kinetic energy.

                Fricking hell.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It did absorb it, his beams are just strong as frick

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                UM ACKTUALLY

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Cap's shield ABSORBS kinetic energy.
                Then how does it ricochet?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's known as the "Vibranium Contradiction". Cap's shield makes no sense and it does what the writer tells it to do.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Since cap's shield is some once in a life time vibranium alloy they should have made the lore that the center perfectly absorbs energy while the edge perfectly reflects energy.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What's the difference between concussive force and kinetic energy?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                this is from the AvX 2012 event right? that comic was such a goddamn disaster kek

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes it is
                Go check Nuzlocke's parody of it if you want to have some good keks

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The face of the x-men will always be professor X you casual. Wolverine being part of the X-men never made any sense.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wolverine has always been the most popular X-man.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, because Cyclops doesn't have fans.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cyclops is based but Wolverine has been the most popular of the X-Men since the 80s. By far.

      • 2 weeks ago
        sage

        I was more pissed that gambit wasn't in it
        and that when they finally cast his character, he was shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The demand for Cyclops to get more respect was more of a cumulative thing, especially after the third movie.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based and 90s pilled

      We had it so good, dude. Kids these days don't know what they missed out on.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They were awful, and I did more than just watch a children's cartoon.
      You dweebs are like the "Batman TAS is my Batman!" morons. Okay, good for you, but your opinion isn't desired.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Batman TAS is the best Batman albeit.
        >b-but you haven't read The Dark Knight vs The Scrumply Wumpler a-a-and
        I have, and it was trash. Comic book grifters are at their best capable of creating an interesting atmosphere that real artists can then build off in well-written and produced animations and films.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you're such a typical sperg.
        >subject? yeah you're like OTHER SUBJECT NOBODY BROUGHT UP THAT ALSO ANNOYS ME
        yeah but nobody is talking about Batman TAS, just you, Black person.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >call someone a sperg
          >sperg out
          Oh ok

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently he got brought on late, which is why he wasn't as fit as every other appearance.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If they ever do like a MCU reboot 50 years from now or some shit it would be highly kino if the initial setup phase was a series of Wolverine films that feature his encounters with other heroes throughout his life.
    Yes, I'm still mad that Origins sucked ass and I want a "Logan Meets Captain America" WWII film.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Origins is the only kino wolverine movie
      Inb4
      >muh Logan and muh immigrant kids!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The workprint version genuinely is one of the funniest action movies of all time.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >climbs a tower to fight a guy that can teleport
          What was logan's plan here?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            In this version Deadpool has an amalgamation of powers and his teleporting power wasn't yet shown to Wolverine

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This movie was actually fun and comfy to watch.
          Same as the one set in Japan.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I forget they forgot to edit that scene before it was marketed.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I still cant believe that whole thing leaked. I watched the workprint right after seeing it in theatre. What a fricking time that was. Ot was a shit movie though, contrarions on Cinemaphile are idiotic

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Best version of Deadpool because he couldn't say his reddit witticisms with his mouth sewn shut.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It has its moments. It's definitely the best Wolverine's ever looked despite the obvious CGI claws.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they hire a tall Australian man to play wolverine?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was the only guy capable of truly embracing the wolf during the casting process. They had to point out that wolverines and wolfs are different animals but he showed a lot of heart.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      H was good friends with the sodomite director. Really good friends.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        James Marsden was even better friends with Singer.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Man, was this movie just Singer's gay buddies wasn't it? How did he get away with it?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Literally yes. His boys appear as extras (Pyro "actor" in the first movie), obviously McKellen was also in on the boy orgies during these productions.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >obviously McKellen was also in on the boy orgies during these productions.
              do you have any proofs, or??

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >the boy orgies

              What the frick!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Man, was this movie just Singer's gay buddies wasn't it?
                >Jackman
                >Mardsen
                >whoever Colossus' actor was named
                Can't believe I'm jealous of Bryan Singer out of all people, ffs

                Literally yes. His boys appear as extras (Pyro "actor" in the first movie), obviously McKellen was also in on the boy orgies during these productions.

                This scene really hits different after you know the truth

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              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                man hughe was so hot before he turned into a roided up tumor

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                he only got better

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                gross
                always thought this shot was grotesque

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you're grotesque

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It looks more or less decent here

                you're grotesque

                Now in here he just looks sad. Dehytration is not sexy

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >undershirt Jackman with pointy nipples
                >eye contact while blowing into the bottle
                W E W, L A D

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >after you know the truth
                singer touch boys?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Yeah these are my boy assistance, yes I need them on set at all times.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Man, was this movie just Singer's gay buddies wasn't it?
            >Jackman
            >Mardsen
            >whoever Colossus' actor was named
            Can't believe I'm jealous of Bryan Singer out of all people, ffs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Comic fans still crying about movie wolverine not being a midget will never not be funny.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because the tall Scottish man they originally hired was too busy with Mission Impossible 2

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He must lost sleep about that at nights. Hugh Jackman is a star and he's the guy from Mission Impossible 2.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he must lost sleep about that at nights
          Bottoming for Singer also costed Jackman a lot of sleep at night, so it evens out

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He would never have been a huge star like hackman though. His wolverine would be replaced by the second or third movie.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tom Cruise ruining careers of capeshit actors over multiple decades.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      James Marsden was even better friends with Singer.

      H was good friends with the sodomite director. Really good friends.

      Gay sex with Huge Jackedman

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The israeli Stan Lee wrote comics that were thinly veiled allegories for the holocaust, gays and black acceptance. X-Men combined all these subversive tropes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No Stan lee wrote fun stories about Spider-Man and the fantastic 4
      It was other subversive gays like Claremont who wrote the xmen

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stan Lee has an obsession with nazis:
        >Electro was an evil nazi that wants to rule the world
        >Red Skull was an evil nazi that wants to rule the world
        >Dr Doom he's a fascist just like those evil nazi
        >Magneto was a holocaust survivor
        All these Marvel comics were propaganda

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Magneto didn’t become a holocaust survivor until the 80s and that was Claremont

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stan Lee's job as a writer for most comics from this era was to just tell Ditko or Kirby the general premise of the book and then those guys went and drew it up and Lee put a bunch of scribbles on the panels so they'd make make sense to the children.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This moron hasn't heard of "The Marvel Way". that's literally the opposite of how classic Marvel made comics.

        Artists plotted the story and it was the writer's job to fill the dialogue and form the character personalities. that was how Marvel worked until the 2000s when they started making comics the same way as other publishers, being writer-driven and artists being simply hired guns.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That guy was correct. Lee would give the artist some idea they would go away and dikto would come with spiderman, silver surfer, fantastic 4 etc.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm actor who was in this movie and I've posted about my time before. In this scene when the announcer asks someone from the audience to come in, the big guy who stands and says I WILL! I am the guy in the cowboy hat beside him.

    ama?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how does it feel to suck a wiener?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the year is 2025
    >Here's your Wolverine, bub

    (Would actually be good casting, this is not a joke)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah just put some muscle suit on Page and it'd be fine.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Called wolverine because he's 5'3 but vicious
    >Casts a tall guy
    Short kings, why do our characters keep being taken from us?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Manlets aren't impressive at all
      Even if they bench 300lbs

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        but that's the whole Wolverine stick
        he is not as big as his enemies or even some of his allies, but his animal fury makes up for it

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically prefer his look and physique here than super roided out vasacular version we got later on.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We need THIS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >imma tell u sumthin, cycke, we need sunfire here hoss to burn local AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Something like pic rel might've been kino before these movies went to shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The way to do this would have been to have had the main movie series and then done a bunch of team ups and what ifs with popular characters as mini series. Both mediums have just become vehicles to push bullshit side characters nobody cares about.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A period when the public knew little about cage fighting

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A better time

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate capeshit but find Batman and Daredevil kino. X-Men too. The rest I hate and find garbage.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      literally me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think anyone likes every single cape property. People usually have favorites.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        true. i will say this that capeshit, in theory, should be kino. you have so many angles and stories to tell but of course comic writers can't help but be total fricking spastics with fetishes and make the whole medium embarassing to read or engage with in any way. Born Again, the Chuck Dixon Punisher and Batman runs, Dark Knight Returns and the original Claremont run of X-Men are great entertainment.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          More like Chuck Dixinmyass

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, it all depends on the author/artist and what they do with the available characters

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I like capeshit for the interconnectivity but the MCU never did it right. It had all these wild corners of one world but they all acted the same so it was made moot. Also, never ever do the mutliverse shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I literally only like Batman and Wolverine

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone likes Batman. That's the only capeshit character that no one can say anything against.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Everyone likes Batman. That's the only capeshit character that no one can say anything against.
          Wrong, he stopped being good long ago. Now he only serves as self insert bait

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >long ago
            >Like, a long, long time ago.
            >Way back in, like, 2008.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This was considered a young, spry action star in the 90's

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Extremely impressive fizeek even now

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Russell Crowe was the first choice for Wolverine, but turned it down because he didn’t want to be typecast as “wolf characters” following Gladiator (Maximus had a wolf motif in the original cut which wound up downplayed in the final version). Producers also said that he asked for too much money and refused to sport Wolverine’s classic hairstyle, demanding a buzzcut instead.

    >Viggo Mortensen was approached for Wolverine, but his son convinced him to turn it down because the script was not faithful to the comics.

    >Glenn Danzig was considered for Wolverine, but he refused to screen-test for the role rather than receive a direct offer.

    >Keanu Reeves, Edward Norton, Kiefer Sutherland and Gary Sinise were also considered for Wolverine,

    >Dougray Scott was originally cast as Wolverine, but was forced to drop out after getting injured on the set of Mission: Impossible 2. Production was already underway when it happened, and Fox had to rush to find a replacement.

    >Hugh Jackman was asked to screen-test for Wolverine at Russell Crowe’s recommendation and won the role, but producers were still unsure about him early on due to him being a complete unknown at the time.

    >Like Crowe, Jackman mistook Wolverine to be based on wolves and watched several nature documentaries in order to learn how to properly emulate wolf mannerisms, and almost got fired when he started acting like a wolf on set.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mortensen was approached for Wolverine, but his son convinced him to turn it down because the script was not faithful to the comics.
      Impressive.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gary sinise would have pulled it off

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mortensen was approached for Wolverine, but his son convinced him to turn it down because the script was not faithful to the comics.
      Based

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >his son convinced him to turn it down because the script was not faithful to the comics.
      Based
      >almost got fired when he started acting like a wolf on set.
      Based moron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kieferine would've been great

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >2 actors that didn't know what a wolverine was

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >be Hollywood star
        >giving a frick about proper taxonomy or some comic book stuff for nerds
        Not really surprising, tbh

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hugh Jackman is bad casting because.....hes not a manlet
    People in the early 2000s were insane.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He literally wasn't lifting yet, some of the shots in the first movie was when Jackson was literally only a week into the job as the entire production for delayed due to the original actor dropping out.

    You could've read the gossip thread from the last week, it covered a lot of behind the scenes shit for the 3 movies.

    You can tell when Jackman was lifting vs just starting with the middle and end of the first film, it's a noticeable muscle mass increase. Probably also first started juicing around that time in his life.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He looks fit for a guy in his early thirties. Not impressive. Still looks better than 85% of guys his age.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Than 95% of guys his age is more accurate

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if Jackman knows the colossal ammount of homosexuals that fap to him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He knows. He DM's most of them.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kino and sex if true

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jackman is absolutely a gay himself so he undoubtedly knows

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The Year is 2024
    >I'm still your Wolverine, bub

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Gambit X Cucklopse Wolverine

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pure kino. Just watched every Xmen movie last week.

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