>theaters now banning suits because of the Rise of Gru movie
Wtf?
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>theaters now banning suits because of the Rise of Gru movie
Wtf?
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Zoot suit riots 2.0
underrated
Gru Suits Riots
Aw yeah.
Throw back a bottle of beer.
The dragoness was hot.
the zoom suit riots
zoot suits actually looked good though.
>NOOOOOO GO WATCH LIGHTYEAR INSTEAD CHUD
What disturbance?
sigma energy too strong and spooking other movie goers?
This. Gentleminions have the same aura as Morbius, like that air ripple thing.
It’s confirmed these frickers have been throwing bananas at the screen.
Remember when Rocky Horror wanted you to do that shit
I remember the 30 dollar tickets and volunteer crews that cleaned it all up.
No, it's not a disturbance, it's a distrubrance. Read the sign again.
Now, what a distrubance is, your guess is as good as mine.
more like distgrubance am I right
Millenials can't take a joke
They're screaming and cheering loudly at every scene, starting mosh pits, throwing banana peels, and picking fights.
This isn't true, dumb Disney shill.
I'd love to pick your brain and find out how you came to this conclusion.
BASED
There was I vid I saw where they were either dancing or doing a mosh pit at one of the theaters.
This is their Black Panther, anon.
Underrated
Dope
>They're screaming and cheering loudly at every scene, starting mosh pits, throwing banana peels, and picking fights.
Minionchad... I kneel
Based and checked
Extreme based
Peeminist seething
at EVERY theater?
What the frick am I reading
Hahahaha
I love Zoomers
>I missed out on moshing to a minions movie
Frick dude maybe I should get tiktok
>People having fun at a theater!?
>THIS IS BAD!
There has to me something that's not being explained.
Someone explained it perfectly already
Being loud and disruptive is only allowed during Disney movies, and this one eclipsing the new Pixar movie pissed off Disney into calling up theaters.
kek. You'd think they'd be loving this. It's the most anyone has thought about movie theaters in a long time
I don't get it. If they're just coming to watch the movie, then what's wrong? But if they are disrupting the theater, then I guess.
So what are these "disturbances" anyway?
Are they trying to abduct children?
I don't get it? every time Rocky Horror Picture show is shown people do stuff like this.
This is a moronic comparison. Rocky Horror pickture show is hosted at specific theaters that expect film goers to trash the hell out of it. Normal theaters aren't meant for that kind of damage.
minions movie is to be expected, like when Avengers movies people act as if they were at an stadium.
People don't expect that out of minion movies, lmao
9/11 really fricked America didn't it?
So they do not want money ?
Why ? What did these guys do ?
How exactly is this legal and why cinemas are still a thing in this day and age?
They are afraid of the explosion in masculinity the minions series can cause
>masculinity
What's the issue? It's very masculine to walk around in a speedo.
>Not cruising around in a red thong
What are you, gay?
Takes confidence as a man to walk out in one of those, mad respect bro!
On a serious note, I really do think boomers have a problem seeing large groups of boys in a organized fashion together, western culture been against that and other signs of collective masculinity since ww2.
>Italy
>Masculine
MAMA MIA, STUPID-RIA
datti fuoco, frocio
Why are Mario and Luigi there?
Trigger Warning, but it's because women got the right to vote.
They judge everything by feels and they are intimidated but also turned on by men in "uniform".
>masculinity
lmao this low test loser is serious ahahaha
They are afraid of tiktokers and intrepeneurs disturb the normal work pace or viewing experience.
wow, murrica is a shithole
They were trashing theaters and disrupting the movie for everyone else not in on their ebin reddit "meme". it's one of the few times this shit is actually deserved
>disrupting the movie for everyone
What are they doing anyway?
Nothing
>They were trashing theaters and disrupting the movie for everyone else
Source?
I made it up
beta energy fr
and still no evidence of that happening, weird
>Disney pretty much owns movie theaters now
>Lightyear bombs and Minions is successful
>Disney sees all the memes
>Calls up theaters and tells them to "deal with it" or they'll pull out of their chain
How about those mother frickers focus their energies on making movies worth seeing?
It's making less than the first Minions movie though?
Your schizo mind is fascinating yet you yourself are not. Weird
Calling it now
The Mouse sends his troops to “take care” of the Zoomer Zuiters
>Ignoring the fact that a majority of these people in suits are likely in fact homosexual teenagers that are ruining the movie experience for people who want to watch the film with their children without having Cinemaphiletards and redditors sperging out the entire time
>you can be loud and have fun at MCU and Star Wars movies
>but you can't at the non-Disney movie
Hmmm lol
Oh frick off, I hate capeshit so don't even try to pull that shit
No, they weren't just sitting in suits. They were being a fricking nuisance and should rightfully have been thrown out and that shitty tiktok meme banned. Cinemaphile being outstanding as usual.
MCU movie
>OMG HE PICKED UP THE HAMMER AHHHHHH HE SAID THE THING AHHHHH WE ALL UNDERSTAND THE REFERENCE
I don't like Marvel fans either, but they don't throw shit at the screen and scream constantly. The only people who are defending this are either braindead or trolling, there is no justification for being like this in a Theatre that people pay money for.
They absolutely do scream constantly.
MCU fans literally scream and shart during movies so much it's become a meme at this point. I don't see theaters banning MCU shirts. Gee maybe it's because Disney owns the theaters now.
Yeah so what about the banana throwing?
There a reason you keep leaving out the throwing of the bananas? And the impromptu moshing?
>so what about
Goalpost: moved
>DC movie: BANG BANG BANG BANG.
>Muh freedom
>being this much of a company warrior
He's talking about The Dark Knight shooting incident.
>It's not a problem because Other Group upsets me more
k
You must be baiting or moronic. MCUbros cheer because of actual characters and story beats, they're having fun even if it's a little tongue in cheek they still actually enjoy the story
with minions its literally just a meme to take a shitty preschooler film seriously because the contrast is the meme
>tiktok
EVERYTIME
wouldn't banning teenagers be more appropriate? They can just take off the suits and still throw bananas. they aren't magic suits
>GAYs2s captcha
>tiktok
>tiktok
Chinese ploy to undermine good, American, cinema.
>good, American, cinema.
Considering the only reason anyone would pay to see minions shit would be a parent taking their child to become a little more moronic, no shit there's going to be zero tolerance for zoomer mob bullshit
Thanks for acknowledging however indirectly that star wars and capeshit are fricking children, on par with the goddamn minions, though
>Thanks for acknowledging however indirectly that star wars and capeshit are fricking children, on par with the goddamn minions, though
Honestly, those movies are aimed at children, no idea why so many millenials get so hung up about them.
If you are a homosexual that claps, yells when some character shows on the screen or talk lodly with your friends on a Marvel movie i'm gonna punch you.
You just watch the movie in silence and discuss it afterwards.
When did people become such homosexuals?
When you could do the exact same thing at fricking home.
Sure, everybody has a 20 meter wide screen with ultra bass surround at home, alongside a perfectly dark room where you imagine other people just dissapear..
How much of a homosexual are you?
Based, kids at theaters are a fricking nuisance who need a taste their own medicine
>Ruining it by dressing in nice clothing.
What's your game Disney shrill
>I say I don't like marvel fans
>Get called a Marvel fan
You Black folk need to learn to read. And use google.
No, that's moronic. Why should a theatre ban an entire demographic for the actions of a few fatherless mongoloids. Banning idiots in suits is the better solution, as the only homosexual who would turn up to a cinema in a suit and a fedora would be the kind of homosexual to do this shit.
No whats moronic is thinking they won't just take the suits off and buy their ticket and throw bananas anyway. Sir you are an idiot
Cinemaphile doesn't do this shit it's not funny
How did this trend even take off to begin with?
I could swear it just popped up overnight but it's too damn widespread and organized.
Because there was a group of idiots who did it and threw loads of bananas at the screen, damaging it and ruining a load of other moviegoers experiences.
And anyone who knows anything about movie theater screens knows that those need to be completely replaced when they get damaged, which is going to be expensive as shit for that theater.
Guys in suits being banned from seeing Minions 2 isn’t some ‘No Fun Allowed’ shit, it’s because people who buy into the meme were being genuinely disruptive and cost a theater a load of money.
You morons would know this if you actually looked into shit beyond headlines.
everyone could throw bananas at screens not just guys in suits
It wouldn't be so bad if they were less moronic about what they threw around. It basically sounds like the Rocky Horror showings where people huck popcorn and toast.
Though, I'm not sure if I can compare apples to apples the damage a slice of cold toast could do compared to a banana.
Rocky Horror showings where people throw stuff and yell things at rehearsed times are special events arranged by the theaters themselves, moron. The venue prepares specifically for such things and has precautions in place
Doesnt the Room also have a tradition where they throw plastic spoons or something?
>Rocky Horror showings where people throw stuff and yell things at rehearsed times are special events arranged by the theaters themselves, moron
They are now. But the original crop of them, the ones that started it all off? Spontaneous. The planned ones came later, after theaters realized they could make money off of it.
Cope
>You morons would know this if you actually looked into shit beyond headlines
Critical thinking? Perish the thought
Or just ban the people being disruptive and make them pay for the damages. This feels like throwing out the baby with the water response
>the people being disruptive
And which ones are those? Hace you ever tried making teenagers admit to a crime?
Good. Frick movie theaters.
>threw loads of bananas
You're a Hotdog! ?
Banan?
>dude Avatargayging as joker upset for someone throwing a banana
Wow officer, sounds like a terrible crime.
> Avatargayging
But something something Disney bad therefor everything else good???
I don't get this place's brainrot sometimes.
No factual evidence of it being a repeat offense or even real. The banning suit Stories are coming from bongland about refunds because the suit kids are loud. Which is about the same as a bad marvel film audience.
not a Cinemaphile topic
Also a lot of anime movie had cosplayer watching screenings too
op will never be a "reasonable" "user", sadly 90% of threads are from a bot or just prepared before en masse
>Take a look at my name
Yeah, black lives matter hear me roar you're a gay
So this is basically the Rick and Morty sauce shitfits, but with actual property damage? Shocked that it took this long to escalate.
>ban guys in suits because some of them broke a projection scree
>some trannies rape children "WE GOTTA PUT THOSE THINGS IN CLOSE PROXIMITY TO CHILDREN ASAP"
Seethe harder, gayget. We're here to replace you
You can't replace us if you chopped off your dick.
And yet our numbers grow
...and shrink back a decade later when you realized you made a terrible mistake and the ctrl alt delete yourself.
How's the manifesto going? You mention Sam Hyde yet?
Hes probably too busy plotting his next parade shooting to do it
I'd actually have some small respect for him if he actually did anything. There's so many of these shitbitches who just sit and scream into the abyss, then turn around and post shit about how there's so many keyboard activists on the left. Like, what the actual frick do you think it is you're doing?
Take your meds, rufogay.
>No one is talking about trans people in this thread
>better make sure people are talking about trans people
>Take the meds, Quizboy
Good. Boomer mindsets like this should stay in retirement homes, where they'll naturally die off.
>throwing bananas at the screen
this is great
Makes me feel like this next generation is going to be okay after all
If you guys want to avoid this, buy your ticket in a t-shirt, go to the bathroom, then change into a suit.
First my theater banned singles so I had to lift and looksmax until I became part of the top 10% and get a gf just to go see a fricking movie. Now they won't let me in if I look nice. What they frick do they want from me.
They're sending the message that an alpha doesn't have to try
This is the Rick & Morty Szechuan Sauce bullshit all over again.
Did Cinemaphile defend that?
No they don't, and you're deluding yourself if you think they do. They might be autistic and screech when some random access humour happens or their favourite copypasted hero is on screen, but for the most part those films are mostly silent. The homosexuals doing this trend were screaming constantly and throwing bananas at people, including kids. Even if they were just doing the banana thing the theatres would still be justified in banning them.
Show me a single video of these Minions fans being disruptive. I can find many videos of man children like you at MCU and Star Wars movie screaming your brains out because Scriblo Bimblo from Universe 69420 showed up.
Yeah, this shit's supposed to be all over tiktok according to the headlines, just post some videos so we can see for ourselves.
Recording equipment is banned inside theaters.
Guns are also banned inside schools, yet america still has school shootings. Your point?
No on in on the Gentleminions antics is going to post video evidence of their idiocy because it'll be used to justify not allowing them in. Or press charges if some poor kid gets concussed.
Conversely, the people who do have an issue with it will be kids and old ladies, neither of which one would generally expect to know how to make a facecam of their antics.
Our best bet to see such evidence is someone who actually gives enough of a damn about this nonsense to buy a damn ticket to Minions 2: The Rise of Gru.
Which is unlikely.
So you're telling me that people all over the country are doing this, but yet not even ONE person decided to film them being disruptive, even though everyone has HD cameras on their pockets? Curious.
Well this only started two or so days ago and the people leaving the theater are kids and boomers minding them. Not exactly the kinds of people who have the web knowhow to tape and post video evidence.
Not a single 30 something parent recorded this either? That's hard to believe Anon.
>Not a single 30 something parent recorded this either?
Why bother? The guy at the ticket booth isn't demanding video evidence or no money back. And a parent has enough shit to deal with to think about proving the existence of people acting the clown in theaters.
If you don't trust the legacy media lying to you, then you are alt-right Ultra Mega Maga
Is what I would say, but the chinese have stopped paying me a month ago...
>People wouldn't record themselves doing stupid and/or illegal things for clout
Anon you can't be that dense
>Minions 2: The Rise of Gru.
At this point I'm 100% sure this trend is fake and 100% made up by the marketing department of "Minions 2"
Some of the posts ITT make it sound like it was a discord plot to spite Lightyear somehow.
>Some of the posts ITT make it sound like
After Morbius I think the marketing departments started trying to get ironic fans to watch their shit.
Notice how all the videos are shit talks literally 2 minute clip shows of gayots before the cinema and it ends.
Or gayots standing up in the cinema and it ends.
Or gayots walking into the cinema and it ends.
OR gayots walking out of the cinema.
Do you know how easy it is to make these videos ?
1) Pay actors to do some walking in suits.
2) Post on shit tok.
3) Try to get memers to go and replicate it IRL.
>a discord plot
Get real the Cinemaphile incels who say this did not leave their basement in years.
Also after 2016, dude you realize the trump marketing people shilled him here non stop right ? It was less
>We Cinemaphile we le great WE make president YEY
and more the trump marketing team spending 0.1% of their money on Cinemaphile shilling.
Cinema staff get pissy if you start filming during the movie for a reason anon.
Ok whatever I still do not believe this is not fake.
Stop posting tik tok moronation, ban that application.
Don't even bring that shit on americans loose their shot if you ban their guns
>BUT DA SKOOL SHOOTINS!!1!
Obsessed yuropoor is obsessed
homosexual
Check out formerly chuck right there.
They aren't being disruptive. They're just wearing suite
I just think it's a coincidence that we only care about not being disruptive when it's a non-Disney movie. You're encouraged to be loud and annoying during Disney movies if anything.
>Those TikTok homosexuals wearing suits to the movies and screaming and throwing bananas at people got banned lol
>WHERE SHOW ME SOURCE!!!11!!!
>*links video of them being morons*
>NO YOU'RE WRONG FRICK YOU FRICK YOU!!!
the actual state of Cinemaphile
But they're just showing up in suits in your video proof. There's countless hours of man children screaming during MCU and Star Wars movie and those are treated as a positive thing.
>But they're just showing up in suits in your video proof.
You didn't even watch it.
I did. It's just a bunch of kids having fun showing up to the movie in suits. Disney fears this.
>Screaming like chimps and moshing in front of the screen is somehow just "having fun showing up to the movie in suits"
Again, you didn't watch it.
My point is MCU fans are allowed and encouraged to scream like chips but kids at a fricking kids movie aren't even allowed to for some reason.
Have you seen the photos these are grown ass adults.
Why are 30 year old man children allowed to scream during MCU and Star Ears movies but 20 year old kids can't scream during a dumb kids movie?
Have you seen the videos?
A lot of those were definitely not grown ass men, some of them are clearly young children and most of them look like teenagers.
>Cinemaphile is now defending Black person behavior in a movie theater
Disney really broke your brain, huh?
Genuinely. I hope half the Black folk defending this shit get soda and shit thrown at them when they go to the movie theatre to watch the Joker sequel.
My point is MCU fans are allowed and encouraged to scream like chimps but kids at a fricking kids movie aren't even allowed to for some reason.
>My point is that my point i-is...
>no argument
I love winning.
Oh, it's the same Black person from the necrothread. Stay winning, reddit.
Literally don't even know what "necro" is you fricking schizo.
>he doesn't know
Keep throwing bananas at people till you get "ironically" shot by cops, winner.
First of all I wasn't the anon who sent it moron and second of all
>1:50
>2:17
>3:10
>3:32
>4:52
>5:19
>6:14
>7:13
>9:53
have a nice day.
>1:50
They cheered... wow...
>2:17
Movie didn't start yet.
>3:10
Everyone there was in on the joke.
>3:32
Movie ended.
>4:52
They chanted before entering the theather... wow...
>5:19
They cheered... wow...
>6:14
They cheered before the movie started... wow...
>7:13
They cheered after the movie ended... wow...
>9:53
Kids in suits and shorts on an escalator going to the movies... wow...
So... this is the power of jaded Cinemaphileners...
1. You are a colossal gay for sitting through and timestamping all these and making me look at all of them
2. All of these were either during the opening previews or at the very end where cheering isn't really disruptive to anything. Also didn't see any throwing or mess-making.
Just say you don't like Disney and it's monopoly homosexual
Reminds me of those Indian tiktoks you see posted here from time to time.
Why are white people like this
Not anyone in this conversation however they jump in an area instead of takings seats. No idea if the staff will allow this. Since this area is a evacuation area.
But none of them are wearing suits, those look more like hooligans, not well-dressed gentleminions.
Dude I only watched the video and pointed this out.
>But none of them
In the same compilation.
>But none of them are wearing suits,
IS this more to your liking ?
They are standing as a wall in the evacuation area.
PS: I can not believe I watched this trash non video (on x2 speed of course)
A shirt and tie does not a suit make.
Its still a sad attempt at formal wear
Exactly, they're pretenders.
No. They are stupid kids unable to buy a blazer, stop thinking everyone who agrees with you but are annoying are "pretenders" or "fake"
You disgusting peasant, I bet you've never worn more than $80 worth of clothing in a single instance.
That has NOTHING to do with my comment but I bet you are stupid enough to spend 2x times that in horrible sneakers.
>sneakers
You betrayed yourself when you mentioned purchasing a blazer.
Purchasing a blazer IS the only thing this kids could aspire to. Never implied I would do It, makes sense Cinemaphile sucks at understanding something so easy
>h8ing on my air force 1s
gay
Get some actual good shoes, kiddo
I hate tik tok so hard, all of these movies are shit and not worth watching.
This beat fire fr fr
>Enjoying life is now bad
This is why Millenials are the failed generation.
Give me a quick rundown
bait thread. a bunch of burgers are trying to argue that people occasionally cheering at MCU in American cinemas is equivalent to TikTok users throwing shit at people and screaming in a kids film worldwide. it's the szechuan sauce thing all over again
>a bunch of burgers are trying to argue that people occasionally cheering at MCU in American cinemas is equivalent to TikTok users throwing shit at people and screaming in a kids film worldwide.
They're both kids movies and having watched Avengers on its opening I can confirm they're the exact same ape outs.
>They're both kids movies and having watched Avengers on its opening I can confirm they're the exact same ape outs.
Anecdotal story but when I went to see Incredible Hulk there was a group of kids so disruptive (they were just talking loudly non stop for the first 40 minutes of the entire thing) that literal cops came in and demanded they leave.
I think there might be an unspoken policy in movie theaters where allowances are given for certain kinds of disruptions like if they're reacting to a joke or a cool thing happening on screen but if you're just being a general disruption then they're gonna take issue.
The first episode of R&M Season 3 had Rick talking about the old Szechuan Sauce McDonalds used to have decades ago to promote Mulan. Since R&M was still very popular at the time McDonalds brought back the sauce and held a R&M promotion back in 2017. The sauce was in high demand and people literally waited in line for hours to try the sauce. Cue Rick and Morty fans acting like monkeys went the sauce inevitably ran out and making a mess. All because people took one meme too far.
I can't be so old people on Cinemaphile don't remember this, right?
Rick and Morty was popular once, they had a hiatus, dropped the S3 premiere on April 1st when listings said Samurai Jack would be on, and people went apeshit over a joke in it about Rick wanting to go back in time to 1998 to eat the Schezuan Sauce McDonald's brought out to coincide with Mulan?
McDonald's brought the sauce back in limited capacity, didn't anticipate meme demand, and autistic redittors went r/publicfreakout?
Eventually Rick and Morty's 3rd and 4th seasons underdelivered and the show lost all relevance??
>2017 is considered old now
Dear God I hope not
Actually that guy wasn't even a RAM fan and was just mocking the fanbase's stupidity.
I don't understand this logic and it applies to this minions thing to.
If you're being an nuisance ironically doesn't that make it worse since you know better? At least people that are doing it genuinely have the conviction of their beliefs and aren't just there to ruin shit for everyone else.
At least with the guy at McDonalds thing it was purposley mocking an obnoxious fanbase.
This is all really just to piss off Disney and how they're crying their convoluted Intersteller rip-off with woke overtones is bombing. I mean the only good animated movie this year (The Bad Guys) is mostly out of theaters.
>At least with the guy at McDonalds thing it was purposley mocking an obnoxious fanbase.
By being obnoxious.
I know I'm talking at a brick wall because here pretending to be moronic is a religion but at the end of the day all these homosexuals are doing is increasing the number of morons by one in order to...what, exactly? Make some group they dislike look bad?
This Minions autism doesn't actually hurt Lightyear, you get that right? It just makes the Minions audience look dumber.
Not him.
> It just makes the Minions audience look dumber.
This is not possible. Since minions are cancer and anything you do can only improve it.
>It just makes the Minions audience look dumber.
Is that actually possible? Honestly, is it?
Unironically yes. It was one thing to be spastic autists but now they've added this skeevy vaneer of fedora tipping culture wars on top.
At least a stupid kid is a stupid kid and isn't claiming to be classy or some dumb shit like that.
I'm pretty sure they don't think they're being classy, they're just doing it for fun with their friends.
I repeat myself literally anything you do can only improve the perception of minions. Even if its a trend of crazy homeless people jerking off with minion merch.
Literally everything can only improve this shit.
>It just makes the Minions audience look dumber.
>look dumber
Because they were acting like chimps and throwing shit at the screen. Crazy how people can't control themselves for even one second.
Tbh it’s kinda creepy.
unironic troony lover
Everyone's a fricking wiseguy nowadays
Why the frick are they getting rid of customers? Don't they want money or else?
Theaters are owned by Disney now. Disney doesn't like that Lightyear is bombing to this so they're having theaters ban the fun entirely to discourage more sales.
Dude, stop trying to make this a conspiracy. People are just being dicks in theaters
Joking aside how is TikTok not been yet by the government for being Chinese government spyware?
Cringe culture really ruined everything
you can't even watch a silly movie for kids anymore, no you have to do it ironically
Who said it's ironic? It has pretty positive reviews. People don't want movies ironically. They tried to bring Morbius back and no one watched it.
I mean the zoomer audience that dresses silly and throws bananas at screens
I don't mean well adjusted families
The Morbius meme was moronic and never funny in the first place
>Irony bros an Tiktok homosexual teens could result in the first flop for Illumination since HOP
Based
It's too late to flop. 100m OW, weekend drops would have to be disastrous for shit to fail now. Families will still see it.
>more viewership means it'll flop
Ok moron
>people who were a certain type of clothing you can see a mile away cause complete mayhem and are ALWAYS a problem!
>"But thats racist! Just because the pants are down to their knees and throwing gang signs-"
>Its white people in suits
>"Oh, well fricking shut down the entire industry. Should have just said white people doing anything."
Bars have been sued and shut down on the east coast for having a sign saying you need to pull up your pants.
>Trying to make it a race thing
There are multiple black guys and a Asian guy in the OP.
Trump lost. Biden sucks. Roe v Wade will cause the white population to dwindle even faster. Get over it.
>. Roe v Wade will cause the white population to dwindle even faster. Get over it.
How?
They will actually be having kids. It just that the black pop will also boom
Nah, white parents can afford to fly Stacy to California for an abortion.
whites are mostly poor as shit
undocumented immigrants make more than your average white family in the US
Why are black people living rent-free in your mind? This Rise of Gru situation has nothing to do with black people?
The Minions are literally an allegory for black people though.
N
Simply change in the bathrooms.
>fricking minions is the current battleground of the “culture war”
I wonder how low this species will go
Why do leftists hate Minions so much anyways?
They hate everything good and beautiful.
They hate anything that competes with Disney. They're that simple minded.
It represents embracing a LACK of culture
Minions movies don't push ~~*the message*~~.
literally in respone to not abortion left hate minions because it take a the attention away from prostitutes vegana leg shut so push for more minion posting to fight left this is our final stand in this war no wokie Black person will make us fall we are united under our pepe amd wojaks amd now minions have joined the fray this is our funest hour gentlemen
Because minions make fun of trannies
They worked for Hitler
Because they fricking suck. It's a moronic movie for toddlers with most basic jokes.
They don't. YouTube grifters are just desperate for a hook for their latest videos, so they made up some shit about leftists hating Minions.
Normie White moms and kids like Minions, so they hate it.
Facebook
This thread is really fricking funny, they're throwing such a huge fit over these kids getting banned because they take every single internet interaction extremely personally.
Try going outside sometime.
It's fricking hilarious how man children in this thread are mad that zoomers are having harmless fun at a theater and wants them banned for doing things adults do at average capeshit movie.
Only Americans act like this. They don't know how to do anything else.
the sad thing is this American culture war BS is beginning to leak to other countries that used to not care
The culture war is worldwide at this point. You're not immune from brain rot.
Coping manchild.
It's not a cope to literally just describe what happens lmao. is liking movies and having fun cringe now? joyless moron
Have seen nothing yet.
wtf cultural about going to minions in a business suit and moshing you absolutely daft c**t.
Stupid newbie.
Read the fricking thread before shooting your stupid mouth off.
you mean a bunch of larpers and shitposters and autists who found it entertaining on an anonymous comics forum?
Do you really draw an alterior motive from this?
The correct term is "culture warriors."
nah, thats moronic. that presupposes particular premeditated intent. too prescriptive.
Keep sticking your head in the sand then.
keep jumping at ghosts and conforming it to your moronic binary world view. I bet gentleminions will be an import part of the puzzle to all this in your “war effort” comrade.
.
Now you're reaching into schizo territory.
Keep going.
sorry, can you point to the point where i was a schizo again? if i remeber, all i said was that there wasnt some concerted central premeditated plan for shit while you think something is a “war”.
unless thats a schizo position now.
Lol this guy thinks culture warriors need central organization and not just screeching on twitter.
lemme break it down for you
>minions = conservatives = good and redpilled
>lightyear = leftists = bad and groomers!!
you are moronic, how is minions conservative? its more
>here is something we can be absurd about
>there is something mid we can eh about.
thats not a war then. thats just screaching.
>you are moronic, how is minions conservative?
It's not Lightyear.
What ideology does the Minions Rise of Gru movie even have? That it's not Lightyear?
>What ideology does the Minions Rise of Gru movie even have?
Being obnoxious is a great way to get money from dopey kids and their parents?
>What ideology does the Minions Rise of Gru movie even have?
The worst of all, infinite capitalism.
You do whatever makes you money regardless how cringe and shit it is since you can push it .... on ..... ???? ..... brain amputated hospital patients ?
It's really that simple, yes.
Ignore the fact that this might actually convince a couple people to see Lightyear instead since they won't have to possibly put up with a gang of morons chimping out during it.
Yeah, I'm sure people who want to watch Lightyear after everything went public are not unhinged.
>after everything went public
What everything?
I gotta be honest I haven't paid to seen a Pixar movie since Toy Story 4 and I don't think I'm missing out on anything.
>after what went public?
uhmmmmm....le black people are in it!!!
oh no!
Is that it?
You're one to talk, phoneposting FFXIV troony.
But it's actually making a lot of money unlike Morbius and Lightyear.
https://twitter.com/therealsupes/status/1543295568968949760
so yeah one video of bunch of dudes in suits watching the minions went viral, morons try to copy it and then proceed to trash the theater and disrupting the screenings for actual kids.
>It's zany and epic, you guys
This was in Israel.
kek'd at the timing of these posts
whats the problem here?
its not like the israelites would even allow a palestinian near this place
>CLEAN IT, JANNIE
CLEAN IT UP, WAGIE.
why do people complain about havin to do their job? do they want to get paid to stand around doing nothing?
Someone comes to your work and shits on the floor. No complaining iTs YoUr JoB!!!
>Popcorn on the floor
Kek. I've seen far worse.
>popcorn on the floor
I’ve seen actual kids do worse, do your job
>Popcorn in the floor
That's the average experience of working on a cinema.
I've legitimately seen worse at Ant Man 2.
>Spilled popcorn, not even a soft drink let alone something like filling up your drink cup with butter and spilling it all over the seats
Oy vey what an outrage, sweeping the floor is too much work for dey'qwan.
>ITT: Right wingers and teenagers coping because they can't possibly believe that their own side can act so stupid
I don't think this is a left/right wing thing.
The tourists are just framing it that way because midterms are coming.
No one's saying they aren't acting stupid. It's just weird that kids can't act stupid at a kids movie but adults are allowed to act stupid at their capeshit movies.
How about the concept of "nobody should act stupid because it's a cinema" you moronic Black person
Then why is it only a problem now? Why is it only a problem during this dumb kids movie and not capeshit?
Dude, do you have any idea the number of you homosexuals who complained about the capegays who "cheered" and were "disruptive" during endgame to the point where it got global media attention? Oh yeah, none because it didn't fricking happen.
Ever heard of:
>If you ban the fedora
>You will stop the redditors from trashing the place
But cope more, I guess, I'm Xing on this thread. Enjoy losing your Animation demo to France, burgeroids.
This is only getting attention because of the suits. No one is being any more disruptive than any other capeshit movie.
Really? because a hat will keep you from starting shit. Call it cope all you want but teenagers putting on different clothes won't determine them from screwing around. You said oh that would be stupid banning a whole demographic, even though the majority of teens going to see the movie are doing it for the meme so your point just cancels itself out. Like is said, youre an idiot.
Cheering when someone says a cool line at a movie's climax is world's way from starting an impromptu mosh pit in a dark room full of kids and old ladies. Much less throwing objects.
Based, frick those homosexuals and the movie industry.
>zoomers on tiktok are making a nuisance of themselves
>this must be the work of Trump supporters
I didn't say anything about Trump. You can be right-winged and not support/hate Trump. But I digress. I'll agree and say that I worded it wrong but the reason why I brought up right wingers is because they're somehow trying to spin Minion hate over leftists being angry as if that makes any sense. There's literally no correlation between the two and it's probably the most moronic thing to happen all year despite everything.
Frickin rent free. They FEAR him.
Who is "they"?
NOOOOOO IT IS RUSSIANS RUINING A DEMOCRACY YET AGAIN ABLOO BALOO
>trying to psyop by saying its a rightwing thing
Black person its clearly zoomer thus fricking leftist youre actually braindead
>You must be baiting or moronic. MCUbros cheer because of actual characters and story beats, they're having fun even if it's a little tongue in cheek they still actually enjoy the story
>with minions its literally just a meme to take a shitty preschooler film seriously because the contrast is the meme
Both is moronic and only tolerated in burgerland
Apparently it's only tolerated if you're an adult at a capeshit movie.
I’ve watched MCU films all over Europe and people never clap or cheer
Euros are miserable.
What’s miserable about that? I don’t want to acknowledge other people at cinema.
americans like to make everything about themselves
You're literally crying about us on a board about American media in a thread about American news. It quite literally is about us. Your life orbits around ours.
Only euros take pride in being antisocial.
>respecting personal space is being antisocial
Burger moment
You literally just said "I don't want to acknowledge other people" that's just trademark euromutt antisocial behavior. No wonder migrants frick your women so much, they don't have that same autism.
Cringe. I don't watch European movies at all.
People don't clap or cheer in film theaters anywhere except America.
Americans are fricking animals.
>Europoor has never heard of Cannes
But yeah I agree you're animals too
>Rise of Gru becomes the actual Joker
The fans have became like Rick & Morty fanbase
>disney stifling their competition
nobody should be surprised by this
Why is TikTok so awful?
IT'S OKAY WHEN ADULTS DO IT AT DISNEY™ MOVIES!!!
Qrd? what happened with this moronic movie? wtf are "gentleminions"
lurk
don't spoonfeed
Disney shills HATE minions.
>cheering for the story and climax
Vs
>making noise for no reason, throwing shit, and making a mess
Totally the same, anyone who says otherwise is a heckin Disney shill
>When I do it it's for a good reason, when you do it it's for no reason
Also nice self report, Disney shill.
Disney is under your bed anon, watch out
Just accept Disney is king and move on, you seem really bothered.by them.owning everything and by the onions mouth open fans
>long day at the office
>Just want to unwind with a funny movie
>Go to the local kinoplex
>"One itcket to Minions please"
>Sorry sir but your kind is banned from that movie. You can see Lightyear though
>muh greentext
except suits aren't completely banned, moron. it's groups of kids in suits, and it's because they've been causing property damage. an older man on his own going to see a movie isn't going to get turned away.
why the frick is there another movie in this series? I want to cripple my eyesight and hearing every time one of those commercials show up on tv.
it's Illumination's only good movie franchise. outside of Mario, they have no other name, and i doubt their Mario film is going to become a blockbuster hit though i've been wrong before.
Literally none of that happened but go off mouse shill.
shill
like clockwork
Literally only mouse shills think kids should be banned from wearing suits to a dumb minions movie.
i don't personally give a shit. i just find it funny watching you morons try to justify the szechuan sauce meme.
I wanna see the videos of people throwing bananas at the screen
I thought outside food is banned in cinemas?
bro they don't scan people at the theater, I've seen people sneak a 6 pack and a burger into the theater under their shirt
>theaters will have post 9/11 tier security from now on
That tier is the best theater management can do if they don't have the balls to go full China.
your theater doesn't x-ray you for hidden weapons?
The cinema near me doesn't give a shit, me and my uncle brought a whole container of homemade potato salad with us once because we thought it would be hilarious, turns out that not only was it hilarious, it was delicious and a nice snack to have while watching a movie.
Anon, I honestly want to thank you. Never thought of that and my wife makes an awesome potato salad. That’s our carb needs handled next time we go to the movies.
Anon, it was clearly indoor food.
>clearly
What, you guys have bananas growing in the screen?
Cinemas don't exactly check you for food. We'd always bring popcorn and drinks from the local supermarket because cinema food prices are bullshit.
I wish I am American right now...
Be the start of the revolution in your country bring a bag of pretzels smuggled under your hat and then watch society collapse as you eat them in a place you were not supposed to!
https://www.tiktok.com/@arimirabelle/video/7116239239901154603?is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1
Perfectly normal, no issues here at all
>that sleeve
Will you be my gf anon?
pls give me a handjob
God i wish it was my penis instead of banana
Fricking hell, they are going to ban bananas from movie theaters from now on because of this. Might as well not go if I have to pay 15 bucks for a snack.
reminds me of one theater employee I met post-TDKR who did BAG CHECKS. Like had a wand, moved your shit around, tapped parts of the bag as if I were hiding shit like James Bond. Dude was going to stop a shooter and he would do it while wearing a fricking Planes lapel pin.
Anon, what kind of bugshit theaters are you going to that they sold bananas to movie goers? That's just asking some poor underpaid projectionist to break his neck slipping on the peels.
I bring my own bananas and keep them in my jacket pocket and eat them during the movie. I've done with all the spiderman movies and I'm never going to stop.
>I've done with all the spiderman movies and I'm never going to stop.
Best villainous speech of 2022.
Some men, just want to see the world burn.
what a gay, you can't go 5 seconds without something phallic in our mouth
>That's just asking some poor underpaid projectionist to break his neck slipping on the peels.
Based. Hope it happens
Literally 1984
don't forget some #lettheearthbreath fricktard on TikTok used footage from Deep Impact (the scene with a chunk of the asteroid hitting the Atlantic Ocean) as what will happen if we don't change
https://twitter.com/Baeftkook/status/1530216842802896896
because she thinks that an asteroid hitting Earth is caused by climate change
yeah, the dinosaurs died because of climate change, right?
It was never funny or creative, glad they're getting denied, seeth harder you unoriginal fricks.
>It was never funny or creative, glad they're getting denied, seeth harder you unoriginal fricks.
Not even brave enough to directly reply
Pusillanimous b***h.
why do people still go to theaters in the first place
Going to watch a movie at a theater makes you feel like less of a lazy shitbag because you're OUT OF THE HOUSE WOW AMAZING
Well that and people who have more money than patience
I don't just go to the cinema for the movie, it's also a time to connect with my family and I also enjoy the atmosphere considering that the one near me has barely any customers, most of the time it's just you and like 5 other people in this huge cinema, it's great.
this is no worse than the weirdos that figured out how to frick the cars from CARS
What the absolute frick?
Look I think it's best to avoid politics, but it goes to show you the sheep that trade freedom for security, deserve neither.
These SJW's be they right or left are power hungry monsters that want to control other people because they are irrational cowards.
I'm purposefully going to dress in my pine stripe herringbone upland hunting suit with a driving cap to look like a 1910's gangster just to spite these control freaks.
Will you, though?
Try and stop me. Seriously call security and have me thrown out before the show starts.
Do it.
You know what happened at anime expo with that fat b***h security guard and not allowing vendors/exhibitors to not bring food, water and medicine to their booths?
Only reason she got away with it at first is because most nerds/gamers are cowards.
There plenty of times if you just keep walking when security tells you to stop, they won't do anything.
Way to stick it to the man.
I have never seen this photo used by anyone who isn't a snarky b***h.
Boy, that will really show that you're an unconformist who can think for himself. So heroic!
>reddit spacing
Don't know what that means, nor do I care.
You are on Cinemaphile, deal with it.
Sure thing, redditor tourist.
Once again, don't know about it, don't care.
Too bad it's private property and they can deny entry
Doing things out of pure spite is a sign of a weak homosexual who lashes against those who won
*Inhales*
clean it up janny
>dress like gentlemen
>act like apes
Missed point.
And Gentlemen's club used to be boys only clubs where you smoke and read newspapers.
Women ruined everything.
That's an average theater floor. Also
this.
>zoomers, being, GASP, asked to do their job!!??
clean it up janny
>NOOOOOOO STOP THROWING BANANAS AT MEEEEEEE!!!!
Based zoomers doing a little trolling.
Anyone here ever been at a screening for The Room? People throw plastic spoons. Like, a shit-ton.
>mass gatherings of young men? BAN BAN BAN
ITT past your prime seething ass boomers
Imagine if they pulled a stunt like this for the Bob’s Burgers movie; they could’ve been called Bob’s Bourgeoisie.
Buns thrown everywhere!
>deliberately wanting less money
Why? Lol
The damages aren't worth it.
>terminally online culture warriors are projecting themselves onto a bunch teens having fun
Lol pretending i have friends to own the libs
many such cases
It always amazes me how bired are gays nowadays that they need some meme to feel.like they helong instead of just going to the cinema. Do they think it's a broing way or something?
Also what were they doing that the cinema guys were threatened? Just a hundered guys dressed sharply watching a kid movie or did they do some stupid shit?
L
Me and the minionbros when mini boss comes on screen
MINI BOSS
MINI BOSS
MINI BOSS
because apparantly in a few countries (like the uk) the people showing up in suits, are constantly making noise during the movie, trowing banana's around the cinema and behaving like morons.
my body my choice?
>banning twitter mobs
nice
>be grandpa
>go to the movie projection building with granddaughter
>try to buy two tickets
>ticket person looks at me and tells me to wait for a moment
>5 minutes later the police arrives
>"sir, you can't enter the building looking like that"
>I'm confused, I'm just wearing my everyday clothes
>feel a sharp pain in my back like electricity and I fall to the floor
>my granddaughter screams and the police man sprays her face with something
>I cry in pain, she cries in pain.
>...I should have gone watch lightyear....
They're not going to taze Grandpa, anon.
They're looking for dumb teenagers who would never wear formal clothing unless for prom looking to cause havoc in the theater.
>people are actually paying for movie tickets for a shitty movie to make a joke about how shitty it is
Zoomer brains are rotten to the core
Blame Red Letter Media.
DAMNIT. I have absolutely no interest in Minions whatsoever but I'm kinda tempted to see this knowing how I would be sticking it to woketards and Disney/Pixar's woke bullshit.
Stop thinking like an NPC.
Where do you think you are?
I thought NPCs were woketards?
They exist on both sides and believing they don't just makes you one of them
nice falseflag you tourist.
imagine spending the precious time you have on earth shitflinging over the minions movie. The culture war has hit a new low
Strange isn’t it, also the op pic and
specifically claimed that they only banned the suits specifically for showings of that movie , anything else is fine while op twisted into claming they banned them in general. The weird thing is that some shitposters on Cinemaphile unironically like these yellow shits now because it simply beat out a Pixar movie nobody asked for.
we should just ban white males from the theaters, remember the bloodbath J*ker caused all over the nation? They can't be trusted into a dark room alone with minorities, the worst of them comes out in those times.
This seems like a good shit thread to ask:
is there a single western cucktoon that's better than Gurren Lagann?
>Gurren Lagann
At least use an example that isn't entry level trash. 0/10
So that's a 'no'
>Being this illiterate
Anything is better than Gurren Lagann, you normalgay moron.
You can't even name 1
I don't need to name one, think of any western cartoon off the top of your head. It's better than Gurren Lagann. Every single cartoon to exist is better than that shitpile.
You got laughed out of Cinemaphile for your shit, entry level tastes.
You have still not named a single one
Ed, Edd n' Eddy, Johnny Bravo, even horsefricker show and Johnny Test are better than Gurren Lagann.
Go back to where you belong, little redditor.
Now do it in the same genre/structure
no
Because you can't
One of for isn’t bad. Have a gold star.
Minion bros more like BROMINS AMIRITE?
Good. Thats the kind of shit weirdos into the manosphere usually pull out, just a lot of kids with ill-fitting mass-produced "suits"
Let the kids have their fun, this is probably the first big cinema trip a lot of them have had with friends since Covid shut everything down.
No, this is the same shit redditors didnwith fedoras and such
>Another SEETHING Lightyear fan upset that well-dressed young gentlemen didn't attend the latest in Globohomosexual propaganda.
At least nobody will remember be embarrassed by Lightyear since nobody will remember it.
Lieght what?
Rent free, I dont care about Lightyear neither
There is absolutely nothing anyone can do to convince me that most people are not absolute clout-chasing, soulless, smooth-brained NPCs.
White people in groups wearing suits is more scary than black people rioting
White people in suits have killed billions
But killed billions that needed to be killed.
After 80 years those groups needs clensings again
Sounds like a fun trend but from a place that's scared of a camera I expected no less.
They have no obligation to serve your sperg ass, homosexual.
The Rise of the Chad Zoomers
OK, points for trying. Cane is garbage but the loud shirt is a nice choice. Needs to relax.
I chose to put an extra linefeed between this line and the first one because I can.
A man chooses. A slave obeys.
Setting aside that I never understood the obsession children (and now I suppose children who "grew up") have for minions, can cinemas really afford to ban ANYONE?
I was under the impression cinemas are one foot in the grave as is.
If they cause shit that costs you money, hell yes.
Post-ironic culture is a fricking nightmare
True, but we're past that, we're in the Post-post-ironic period.
Post irony is when you start out doing something ironically and find yourself genuinely liking it. (kind of like how some of my friends in high school started out listening to dubstep ironically and then actually found themselves liking it)
Post-post-irony is when you start out liking something but are kind of embarrassed by it so you wrap yourself in several layers of irony so there's some plausible deniability that you're just doing it for the meme.
Which we can see in people who were children when the minions were a big thing and they grew up to be """adults""" who are still secretly into minions but feel self conscious about it.
Also if someone can explain the minion craze to me I'd be thankful.
From the outside it seems like the most brain-dead garbage that was formulated by a detached committee somewhere and it just so happened to excite the right neurons in the sort of kids that are susceptible to "holds up sporks X3" humor but were born just a little too late to participate in it.