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We stablished a while back that Analog Horror IS Cinemaphile
Monument Mythos is so far removed from analog horror at this point, its just standard alternate history now.
Which is good. It means the artist is becoming his ubermensch, free to choose their constraints.
when?
>Grief can make you a monster
Knight bro’s
Soon
>Grief can make you a monster
Like how it made Alex a rapist?
Why are you making threads on Cinemaphile for something that isn't a comic or cartoon?
We don't know where the frick else to put it
/x/
seriously, analog horror is similar to creepypastas, which were 100% /x/ thing
/tg/, just slap some meaningless
>how u make an analog horror setting?1??1?
in the OP and nobody will question it. If anything it will be more on topic than average non-general /tg/ thread nowadays.
How the frick is that our problem?
How the frick does that justify you colonizing our board and leeching it off?
>'Y-Your colonizing our board!'
>'Please ignore the hoards of other off topic bullshit that flies here.'
You hate it because it has no proper waifus for you to fap to and make one billion feet/brap threads with
>>'Please ignore the hoards of other off topic bullshit that flies here.'
Anon, you do know two wrongs don't make a right?
There's other trash here but that doesn't excuse Analog Horror still
Also
>proper waifus
Aren't you jerking off to the Statue of Liberty?
you spam analog horror threads because they are an easy target but will leave other threads alone
you are a coward and a charlatan
>other threads alone
Not true, we got rid of Duck Nuns and whenever it's off-topic shit like actual twitter politics we call them out
Thing is, they get deleted faster
you do not spam in AI threads, or east vs. west threads, or stealth Cinemaphile threads. you are trying to rationalize your vendetta and I am having none of it. begone!
>you do not spam in AI threads
I report them and call people out
>East vs West
Gets called out all the time
Them getting deleted is a coin-toss
>Cinemaphile threads
Again, called out
It’s easier to fill a urinal than a sea of piss, plus it’s more fun to bully annoying zoomers.
>MOOOM THEY'RE BEING MEAN TO ME
lol, get fricked
you spam analog horror threads because this is a poorly moderated, awful board but will leave other boards alone
you are a coward and a moron
Who says I don’t? It’s just easier to tell a far more niche interest to frick off compared to a near-daily general that constantly hits bump limit. Still not Cinemaphile
Meant for
>It’s just easier to tell a far more niche interest to frick off compared to a near-daily general that constantly hits bump limit
you are a coward and a charlatan
>you are a coward and a charlatan
Not your refugee board
Why here?
Why this board?
You're a total hypocrite because you deliberately choose the board with the worst moderation
you and your ilk have eaten hundreds of servings of crow today, and yet this thread remains. you may not accept defeat, but the message is clear. away with you, foul cretin!
You sound like a fricking chuuni JFC you're pathetic
Either the thread is a complete shitshow or it gets deleted, either way I consider that a win no matter how many pocket jannies you might have. This still isn’t Cinemaphile and by its very definition never will be.
This will never be real Cinemaphilentent. You have no storyboards, you have no sequences, you have no panels. This a slide show twisted by cheap editing software into a crude mockery of the horror genre.
All the “validation” it gets is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back Cinemaphilemrades mock it. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your awful taste behind closed doors.
/co/mrades are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed us to sniff out shit with incredible efficiency. Even Analog Horror that “pass” look jank and lame to a man. Its poor presentation is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy to have a conversation, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your off-topic crap only a child can find scary.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll go to the bathroom, get a tidepod, consume it, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a child is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your show's legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably a slide show.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>copypasta
lol
>Analog Horror
Infinity + 1 lol
janny, explode this man's balls
>JANNY THEY'RE BEING MEAN TO ME AGAIN
>Jenny gay
Double lol
At least she’s from something that actually belongs on Cinemaphile unlike this zoomer trash that belongs on /x/ and Cinemaphile
>still doesn't deny it
You didn't even deny it
Eh. I don't feel like he's topped Washington Wonderland. I'm just not into it anymore. Also not really Cinemaphile.
I’m just gonna echo everyone else and say this is /x/ or Cinemaphile shit, why can’t you stick to those boards?
looks like Cinemaphile to me. get triggered.
Post the comic then homosexual, a mock-up issue cover doesn't make it Cinemaphile
Oh wow a comic, can you recommend me some stories made by them?
That's like saying Tinymon means Cinemaphile can have Johnny Test threads
Post the interiors you fricking homosexual
I loved this series. Taking Golden age comic lore and adding it to our own. It would make sense that Superman, despite initially standing for truth and justice, would eventually be feared
wow anon! you are so cool and so much more intelligent than everyone else!
Get new material.
No they aren't, i watched the episode and i just wanted to make a thread
What's even the point of having these threads here if they're consistently this shitty?
If he's schizophrenic---an illness that can make people believe their right thumb is receiving messages from the hexagon of Saturn to try to destroy Christmas like the Grinch---I'm not saying it's excusable, but I don't see any evidence that it's a repeated pattern of behavior. That "grief can make you a monster" thing in the newer videos makes a lot of sense, and I'm willing to believe those couple of months spent offline was him going to rehab. Maybe I'm just brainrotted from hearing feminists trying to look for every excuse to revoke a man's humanity from them, or maybe I'm just a little too naïve, but I do believe that he's genuinely remorseful given what I know of the situation.
This might be because I’m not a braindead zoomer but I think someone that rapes another person, schizophrenia induced or not, should get more than just a slap on the wrist and a few months of waiting for the controversy to die down in rehab.
>inb4 he's no John Lennon
Not the point.
Who was the wanderer again?
Isn’t it supposed to be a “Cthanaut” or however it’s spelled?
>.
I guess that’s a confirmation if any that this is Cinemaphile
>a series that is almost entirely animation, for lack of a better word
>not Cinemaphile
>what is an animatic?
An unfinished product meant to serve as a step for actual cartoons
Reminder: the jannies aren't on your side.
I don't want it to be like this, I don't want an echo chamber I want actual discussion both good and bad.
How so?
>Cinemaphile
That includes "webseries (other)" now?
Always has, once upon a time analog threads were moved there even.
>is animated
>not Cinemaphile
Behold Cinemaphilentent
Modern Diogenes of Cinemaphile
There's a clear difference between that and MM and you know it. Otherwise, you should've started complaining in 2016-18 when storytime animations were all the rage and even some of the bigger creators never moved past the point of animatics.
>Bumping a thread that was gonna die
Glorified
Slideshow
Not
/co/
As for Storytime Animators, e-celebs should be banned
All animation is a slideshow.
What yout hought there we little pwople on TV?
Holy shit, this is perfect.
Not all animation is Cinemaphile if you want to argue about semantics. After all Cinemaphile exists.
>is animated
>isn't Japanese
>not Cinemaphile
Is Peterson from marketing's business slideshow Cinemaphile just because it has a few animated transitions?
>one hit wonder
Friend?
For me it's Urbanspook
Urbans series is rough at times but I respect it for filtering the memedela creator.
Full res painting of the second killer, much more clearer that its a mask.
Is it really a second killer? or did the Painter just wear a mask or some poor dudes face?
Every time we've seen the killer he's got the same expression, barely parted lips and huge pupils.
We don't see much of this guy but the eyes and mouth don't match what's been established, sure it isn't concrete but that fact that pipeman left the number 2 before he was killed should be telling.
That looks moronic
You mean like all other analog horror
Do Cinemaphile threads have it's own equivalent of a Barny gay but for Analog Horror?
Super weird. Why Analog Horror of all things to get this autisticly mad about?
What's going on with Mandela Catalog anyway?
I can't really blame him considering how utterly terrible the entire genre is. Even the found footage fad wasn't this bad for horror.
I can blame him for being a total sperg about it. That said, Skinamarink was supposed to be the first feature length analog horror ans it was completely shithouse
hey calm down friend your posts will get deleted again
Because it's blatantly not Cinemaphile
Plenty of people hate you people
there used to be this one gay, who kept spamming threads about nuns with ducks drawn by a Japanese author - these threads also caught some heat, and thankfully the homosexual moved somewhere else. So yeah, from time to time Cinemaphile is vigilant about the content of the board.
I'm glad someone brought up duck nuns because an important part of that whole situation was mods not deleting the threads because they were too busy cleaning up the rampant shitposting from people who wanted them gone.
kinda similar situation like here
>there's literally nothing Cinemaphile about MM
Even the cartoons?
>underage zoomers
>people born in 1996 are underage
lrn2math
>Minimal doesn’t mean nonexistent
>two airplanes crashing in midair, as shown through artistic representation not mimicking real life, isn't animation
SO HOW ABOUT THAT MYTHOS
IT SURE IS MONUMENTAL
Can I get a QRD on the current season?
also lmaoing at this one anon having a tantrum instead of hiding the thread
>Angel killed himself
>His ashes went back in time and changed reality
>In the new timeline, Dean was vice president instead of president and Freedom killed Angel, meaning the Earth was never destroyed
threadly reminder that james dean is no man
based
also based, homosexual can choke on a dick
And you can swallow a tide pod
both me lol
Samegay lol
What's your favourite monument? I feel like it was better when it was more of a "weird thing of the week" style and not the insanity it became
it's gotta be lincoln
Air Force One Angel for me, sucker for that "hero becomes the monster" cliche
You mean the shitty ripoff of Dr. Manhattan?
Damn I guess MM really is Cinemaphile then
That makes zero fricking sense
>you now remember the dr. manhattan threads
just report his posts dude, it's not worth arguing. he's been b***hing in every single thread for well over a year.
He doesn't realize every time he argues, he bumps it, I think its a lost tumblr user tbqh
Is Dean canon a bad guy now?
dean was always a bad guy
Yeah to the viewer, but does the world realize he's a bad guy now?
How many have you seen?
hey pal, stop samegayging
I've been posting in this thread since the beginning, not my fault the janny can't distinguish between posters.
just friendly advice buddy, we're here to talk about analog horror
CGI models animated in scenes are though!
Every live action show and movie has CGI these days
And we talk about them too!
It's a minor complaint, but I don't really like it when this series touches on recent real world stuff, like Elon Musk or the Ever Given.
Yeah most people think the Ever given video was a misstep, I haven't bothered to watch his Musk video yet, I imagine its the same
Why are this season's videos so short? I feel like it worked better when the reveal is built up for a while after you had to watch through seemingly innocious details. It's just more impactful that way.
I am Dean's strongest warrior
just a reminder:
we WILL keep making analog horror threads
they WILL be on Cinemaphile
and if you continue to be a c**t about it
your posts WILL get deleted
So you're just making these out of spite now? That's moronic. No wonder people here don't like you.
Nothing against these threads, but how true is it that you can't talk about analog horror in /x/? I mena, I've seen them sometimes have threads about youtubers.
>the fact that so many people disagree
I've see people say any adaptation of Cinemaphile material doesn't count as Cinemaphile, or even that puppets shouldn't be considered Cinemaphile. Moderation really is the deciding factor.
>zoomer horror still isn’t a comic or cartoon
Not even Walten Files, or Harmony and Horror?
im feeling iffy with Walten Files now. Its fun for the innitial shock and intreauge it gives the audiance but it feels like it wrote itself into a corner. All I can see how it can progress foward is if the creator just wraps it up or finds a way to aquardly squeeze out of it.
>Harmony and Horror
It feels like it should of ended, though im alittle curious over what 'season 2' is going to bring with the dummy-bots.
At this point I think its real appeal is being a schitzoid train wreck.
ONE, TWO, THREE SCHITZO POSTS AH! AH! AH! get fricked
>real appeal is being a schitzoid train wreck.
You go to Kiwifarms for that
kiwifarms is dying
Why do that when we can talk about Alex raping his ex girlfriend here?
This thread would be dead already if the autist stopped whining about it. He's just inviting argument, which keeps the thread bumped.
I'm not against slurs, but at least save them for the people they're meant to offend.
>unimpeded
His point
------------->
Your head
The point is I don’t really care if you zoomer troons keep the thread up longer, if it’s filled with people telling you to frick off that’s a win in my book no matter how much the troony janny keeps trying to delete them.
>if it’s filled with people telling you to frick off
All two of them, I've counted so far...
he's not impeding shit. this is the "laugh at horrorgay" thread.
>he's not impeding shit
Hence,
So, if I’m getting this right every new episode after AlcatrazApocalypse is from a new timeline that was created because the Angel felt guilty for destroying the world. He let the Freedom statue behead him instead, so no destruction and now we’re moving forward from that point
muskmars is the only ones from the new timeline, i think. the other videos are from the past.
i will agree that these new videos are way too short and tell us very little. ANGELASHES and AFTERANGEL should've been one video.
man, remember ROCKEFELLERREVELATION? good times.
The other videos had Dean being elected as vice president in 1968, not president.
oh. so about half the shit in the earlier videos never happened.
So, if I’m getting this right you're not Cinemaphile
Stay mad, homosexual
for anyone curious what was deleted 🙂
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/136046929/
Literally rent-free.
why your post isn't deleted? usually when the post is deleted, the replies to said post also are deleted to clean the thread? what the hell is going on here?
Idk
The whole "eldritch beings not meant to be glorified" thing went right the c**t over your homeless shelter of a head, didn't it?
>usually when the post is deleted, the replies to said post also are deleted to clean the thread?
i don't think that's a thing
then maybe lurk moar. it's usually being done to avoid further derailing the thread
>"why is this not happening?"
>"this usually is not happens"
>"you are dumb"
Some of my posts ITT have been deleted, for the record.
You have a weird habit of replying to the wrong posts, dude.
NTA, but are you sure you replied to the right anon?
To be fair, while the thread is obvious off-topic shit, it's more interesting to lurk here and see what happens with the posts, and especially, which post stay, and which don't
>160 posts deleted
I wonder if we can reach 200
I've never seen a janitor lovingly chaperone a thread so aggressively, nor such quick response. I've seen gay green lantern porn stay up for the better part of a week but this janitor is slamming f5 to delete any post disagreeing with OP.
This isn't even criticism, just observation- like my last one was an appeal, not a complaint- but stone cold guarantee I'm getting banned for it.
there is literally nothing wrong with gay green lantern porn
Well, it's not supposed to be on a blue board, regardless of its moral turpitude
he can't ban you, but he'll block for some 15 min
does freedom qualify as a "tomboy"?
No, I don't. Turn off that projector, anyway, I could barely hear you over the whirring.
>dude discovered a magic element, got possessed by it, and mutilated his daughter into being part of a destructive forceweaponized by the US government
(You) are the only one saying this is a metaphor for trans people.
The man is the statue, the statue is a man. No metaphor about it.
It's narratively a marauding abomination full of bloodlust, but objectively, it's fiction.
>You got the abomination part right at least
It's literally what it is.
>the statue is literally a walking metaphor for
Frick only knows, but not whatever's living rent-free in your head.
>Why do you think he named it Freedom?
Because it's dangerous, and can easily be weaponized by someone dishonest, like the head of a government. That's as far as I'm going with that...
you would have a better chance of getting this thread deleted if you weren't constantly making trouble, yaknow
>if i take what you're saying ad haphazardly combine it with what i'm saying, i'm right!
Keep dreaming.
Maybe they also want this thread gone and realize that the ones replying to it the most are the anons malding about it being here. Ever thought of that?
I'm pretty sure that the only reason why this thread is still around is the gay who gets his posts deleted every second minute. Without him this thread probably would had 404'd from lack of new posts hours ago. Also
>the house in the ocean was pretty cool on its own
>ruin it by tying it to the le spooky monuments and president dean narrative
Why do zoomers have to make everything part of some larger narrative?
you do realize that there is this one word you cannot post openly, which you can put in the option, which prevents the thread from bumping? unless you're a newbie who can't into egas?
You know that sage spam doesn't work? Cinemaphile tried that shit with Naruro over a decade ago and it was just as unsuccessful then as it was in this thread.
Oh yes it does, at least here. Feel free to try it on some thread on page 10 if you don't believe me.
>Why do zoomers have to make everything part of some larger narrative?
Because they're slowly realizing there -is- a larger narrative afoot in real life.
>Cinemaphile
Would have to be specifically about the soundtrack.
>/pol/
Would have to be specifically about the political aspects and what's "being said" through it.
>Cinemaphile
How many outdoor shots are there?
Not all of it is traditional Cinemaphile, but it's at least Cinemaphile-adjacent for the elements that are and the techniques used that can be considered some kind of animation.
I said /po/ not /misc/. This thread would be less off-topic on paper and origami than here
>This thread would be less off-topic on paper and origami than here
How so? Nothing about it could be called a form of origami, but even a picture moving across a screen is a type of animation.
See above.
>Cinemaphile adjacent
Doesn’t exist. If it isn’t a cartoon or comic it is not Cinemaphile. Simple as.
Never stopped the mods/jannies before. It’s like you fundamentally misunderstand how moderation works (or more accurately doesn’t work) here.
>147 posts
>31 IPs
mental illness
>Slideshow transitions
Is Heaven and Earth Magic just a bunch of slideshow transitions?
it got started here because some of the stuff really is Cinemaphile, but those ones ended or entered development hell so we're left with the other stuff.
to be fair, there were some other analog horror shit that actually did have some animation in them, but not monumental mythos videos
What do you call the segments inside of Wonderland, if not animation? Or the world getting BTFO by the Serpent and turning the universe into puffballs?
To be honest, I'm not up to date with MM, I kinda stopped watching on season 2, if there were some cartoon segments, then maybe OP should had focused on these instead and discuss these particular segments
This isn’t a Ship of Theseus situation. If you remove the Cinemaphile series the non-Cinemaphile series don’t suddenly become Cinemaphile too. Also it’s moronic to make a general for an entire genre independent of medium.
The constitution says "shall not be infringed," but my state won't let me buy any gun more advanced than a flintlock.
The rules also say you can't be racist outside of /b/. Go complain about that instead.
Funny you mention that. What happens in this thread is the equivalent of people being deleted for pointing out that you can't post n- outside of /b/
let's get this thread back on track. i think it's for the better that PYRAMIDPLASMA was deleted.
nah, one of the reasons that I stopped caring about MM is that it was hard to follow what was canon and what wasn't. The author really shat the bed by going full orwell with his submissions to the point that I stopped caring about the series
the mass deletions were dumb, but PYRAMIDPLASMA was a bad video. do you remember anything that happened in it? there was footage of the pyramid beams firing, and not much else.
Frankly, I only rewatched season 1 and partially season 2. Season 1 was the only good one. Alas the whole series felt victim to its own hype.
>let's get this thread back on trac
So Cinemaphilemrades rightfully tell you to leave
Got it
How many times do you think this thread got reported
A LOT of people of were calling this shit out last night
Spamming the word troony doesn't help get this thread deleted, bud.
This isn't about your /misc/ shit. It's about what is and isn't on topic.
It's not. No one cares about your stupid crusade to protect yourself from your obvious fetish
you don't get to shit up a thread and then say "if you want me to stop shitposting then do what i say". any janitor with half a brain will see someone shitposting and drop the hammer on them for shitposting without giving a frick about their noble cause because the person shitposting is a bigger issue than whatever else is going on.
you want this thread gone? report it, hide it, and forget it instead of sperging out.
>if you ignore it, it'll disappear
go fricking ask the mods on irc and they'll tell you the same thing, because that's what they told me when i asked them about the duck nun threads.
What did they tell you?
they told me i lost the game
Lmao you wouldn’t give him a (You) if you weren’t made too autismo
>Dean, don't do anything stupid, but Howard Melrose is currently in the North Tower
>Close to 200 deleted posts
Out of curiosity, do deleted posts count towards the bump limit?
No
>Dean, promise me you'll stay put, but we've tracked Howard Melrose to a Pan Am flight leaving Tenerife
This is a Cinemaphile post, not Cinemaphile
/n/, actually
>try to stay on topic
>autists seethe relentlessly that the mods won’t bend to their whim
I hate autistic Cinemaphile gays more then Cinemaphile
Comics and Cartoons Board
That's the fricking topic
At this point you should move to /x/
You'd probably find less backlash
It’s more the new janny isn’t doing the (bare minimum) job of the old one where they actually deleted analog threads.
freedom sex