this is the face of next generation 'influencer' and comedian. With zero personality or wit, one would be right to wonder why.
> he embodies the zoomer archtype
he resonates with his audience because they're both
> imbeciles, ignorant
devoid of any semblance of intelligence. Likely the result of Nintendo and Public Education.
> crippled with insecurity
social circles are hug fests of fellow misfit losers unable to socialize in a normal setting. Completely unable to read a room.
> desperate to belong
seeks out any type of affirmation because they have no self-identity. Will say anything to get a chuckle. If you laugh, that means you like me, right?
> paralyzed by conflict
they avoid any type of confrontation, always using soft language. Go with the flow of whoever they're around because they don't have any opinions of their own (because they have no life experience to form an opinion from).
> completely moronic
if they didn't see it on a youtube short, they have no knowledge of any event in history. more hot pockets
this is what you get when you have people so desperate for celebrity to gain social acceptance, rather than to showcase some skill they have
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Everytime I hear his fake accent, I want to put a fricking hatchet right in between his eyes.
it's called a performance u nerd
Don't care.
cry about it, guess you hate voice actors
Don't care, hate the guy.
A sign of maturity is realizing no-one grew up.
People do, maybe it just wasn't you.
>posting frogs
no shit, diaper boy
>>>Cinemaphile and stay there
holy moron. Piss off to twitch and discord with you frog posting.
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>literal who to me
I am so glad I don't watch anything anymore
Everytime I see Theo Von I cant stop thinking he looks like a mashup of Shaggy and a really high puerto rican man
he reminds me a lot of steveO. theyre both incredibly scared to say anything even remotely controversial because they think theyll get cancelled
I like Theo, lay off. Go after Normand. How podcasts suck ass
reboot of COACH, when?
It's quite new Era. Less about the actual coaching now.
getting fired from the Breakers was tough on him
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> went to literal hell
Kind of. Or now players getting payed & can transfer on a whim. I can't actually do my job anymore.
>I can't actually do my job anymore.
yeah, that sucks, Coach
but enough about you.
whats up with your daughter, Kelly. Care to post breasts from her OnlyFans?
Still miles better than c**town or whatever those mumbling morons are
>I'm gay
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA
>and my dick is small
OH MY GOD DUDR HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAHAH BAHAHAHAHAHAJJAAJAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
both cumtown and theo von are kino
i assure you zoomers are not watching this yokel
Fake country accent, I can tell by the way he says shit. That's one of the things that annoys me about him the most. That fricking fake ass accent.
I hate comedians whose shtick is stupid stories which are only funny if you suppose they actually happened. It's one of the lowest forms of comedy.
Also he fricked up by claiming they stole the wooden shirt joke.
Theo Von is just the zoomer equivalent of Joey Diaz. There's no wit, no real jokes, just bullshit fabricated stories but instead of calling people wienersuckers, he's completely submissive.
Joey can be funny at times
>Theo Von is just the zoomer equivalent of Joey Diaz.
the grifter
i just don't know what to tell my kids. They'll never know the levity and cathartic release true social comics like the great Joseph Rogan had on so many generations
The Joe Rogan Experience and its consequences have been a disaster for the comedy scene.
I used to like him when he'd have people on that were interesting. I didn't parrot his views.
>I didn't parrot his views.
YES, YOU DID YOU WEAK MINDED wiener SUCKERS. YOU PAINT YOUR FINGERNAILS WITH ALPHA BRO, DONT YOU, YOU homosexual!?
No, I didn't.
>No, I didn't.
WE FRICKING SAW YOU
DONT DENY IT
>The Joe Rogan Experience
riff for 5 hours with cohorts
maybe come up with 2 or 3 funny quips
don't edit anything, just air the raw footage
I AM COMEDYING NOW
He provides a platform for some really interesting people from some pretty niche backgrounds.
And on the other hand he hands people careers that should be driving a truck for a living.
>Le Machine
He's not funny either.
What?
>He's not funny either.
Putting it lightly.
I like the folksy childish wisdom from the both. Dana Carvey needs to dump Spade.. kid's dead weight.
RIP
I like his real person guests that just talk about their jobs, that's neat.
He is the only Joe Rogan groupie that I can stand.
Now that Norm is ded & Regean can't be bothered... Dana motherfricking Carvey is now the funniest. Frick Dave Chappell.
Martin Short being the THE funniest, but he's to big for lol podcasts.
aw man we went to the same high school 🙁
his hit an miss but at least once someone starts muh politics he usually responds with dumb shit like
>oh man, I'm jerking off btw
and stays clear of that tedious topic.
What's this guy deal? Is him doing a bit/character of a hill billy? He seems so disingenuous and fake.
Pay attention, zoomers
When people see you, they see Theo Von
This is why everyone hates you
I don't hate zoomers.
Because you are gay