>there are people who will watch a video essay about a film longer than the actual movie instead of watching said movie
>there are people who will watch a video essay about a film longer than the actual movie instead of watching said movie
>there are people who will watch a video essay about a film longer than the actual movie instead of watching said movie
its weird to live in a time where 5 hour video essays and shortform 10 second content are equally popular.
Humanity is going to bifurcate into people whose brains are tuned for tik tok and those tuned for longform videos, the race war will be fought along these lines
Neither side has sex
No.
Medium tv just became the new computer monitor.
I am 32 years old and I have never spent a single second watching a video essay and I genuinely believe people who do should not be allowed to voice their opinions in public, because they just download shit from other people instead of forming their own thoughts.
>listening to someone's opinion means you instantly "download" it and make it your own
Notice how I read your moron tier drivel and didn't instantly adopt it as my own view? That's how human brains work. Maybe it's different for monkeys
If you spend 4 hours or more listening to the opinions of homosexuals on Cinemaphile without any way to argue back at them, then I pity you.
Oops looks like you read my post. You simply have no choice but to agree with me since that's how you claim it works.
Are you saying you spend hours listening to someone else voice their opinion on something while consciously countering everything they say? I don't believe you, but even if you really did do that, it begs the question: why?
Uuuuuh. Can someone explain give me a qrd (45 minutes or less) on how to respond to this anon?
A good film contains more provoking concepts than the actual runtime of the movie. It's called "quality over quantity". Also have a nice day you basedjack posting pleddit homosexual.
I'd rather listen to a 4h video telling me how shit the Last Jedi is rather than watching any disney crap, thank you very much brother
>I'd rather drink vomit than eat shit
I'd rather eat a grilled cheese sandwich and stay far, far away from you.
The internet is for pointing and laughing at morons. It's not our fault that they make movies now.
When I made this thread I did not anticipate it becoming a septic tank of midwits on Cinemaphile
oh really you didn't think about that while uploading a wojak picture
I'm gonna be honest, your opinion means absolutely nothing to me or anyone else
Not him but it mattered enough for you to reply wojak troony
>watching said movie
heh, couldn't be me
>People watch film instead of reading books
Morons
In the 1440s people complained that books would rot peoples' brains
Shut the frick up, you are not specially for preferring an older form of entertainment
>NOOOO YOU HAVE TO WATCH LE HECKING 30 SECOND TIK TOKS OR ELSE
homosexual
For someone who brags about liking books so much you sure as frick can't read
Whatever helps you cope at night zoomie, go watch more tik toks
>you are not specially
moron