There has to be someone in Sony who realizes this looks bad, right?

There has to be someone in Sony who realizes this looks bad, right?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    TURN HIM INTO WOMAN AND MAKE HER GAY

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No poltard madame web wasn't a man.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, there is no one

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    they thought sinister six movie will make billion dollars

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It looks like waifukino

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sydney
      >dakota
      >moaner
      It is.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't forget best Emma

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sony who made Morbius
    No they think this is brilliant

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sydney movie
    >looking bad

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was a tv show

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Studying spiders in the Amazon
    Incredibly moronic

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is anyone familiar with the character? I just remember her from the 90s Spiderman cartoon. She was an old mysterious woman who could see into other realities and can pull Spiderman into her dimension. Seemed kinda cool but different to this. Not sure who the other women are. This looks like the sort of film that gets thrown together and forgotten about with time.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her role in the cartoon was more notable than the one in the comics. They pretty much retired her character about 25 years ago. Unless they brought her back recently, I wouldn't know.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, but only because i played SM shattered dimensions

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all these women "becoming" spiderman

    This makes absolutely no sense,are they all what if,or alternative reality where each one of them becomes him if the other girls end up dying?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are all side characters from the comics. None of them are Spider-Man or even Spider-Woman.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    wieners out in the kinoplex for Sydney

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    considering they didn't opt for lenses for sweeney, no, they don't realize

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not making her felicia
      Sony's either run by gays or otakus.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/H4SdEvk.jpg

      There has to be someone in Sony who realizes this looks bad, right?

      I wonder how face recognition software will affect the cape-hero market: even with a mask glowBlack folk now can know who you are

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shield already existed

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you vill eat ze early 2000's spider people schloppa

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Madame SEX

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think it looks better than the other Sony stuff but I'm also a coomer and into weird Spiderman alternatives

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they only wear the suits in a 30sec flashback
    If all b***hes wore spandex this shit would hit 5 billions in one week. Frick Sony.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No blindfold and no lenses. Kill it with fire.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they only wear the suits in a 30sec flashback
      Proof please.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick I can't found the source now, but it's actually a vision Madam Web have of them in another reality. It's Sony, you know it's true.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty sure you or your source was full of shit.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            It isn't, he's right.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Esl

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh no señor, don't deport me!

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Of course not, ex porn prostitutes are all welcome in the US.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      A lot cheaper to shoot most of the movie like a bad cw show versus filling it with mostly superhero action/stunts/cgi

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know what's cheaper? Less clothes.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think that's necessarily true, considering a lot of these actor types have tattoos that can't be shown on film, constant attention from makeup people to obscure cellulite and various skin issues, and the use of digital editing in post-production to create a flawless appearance.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >implying cokehead heebs care if a money launder vehicle succeeds

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >MCU homosexuals absolutely seething
    I really hope this does well. Sony keeps their budgets small, so if it outgrosses the recent MCU shit it not only embarrasses the MCU, but will actually be profitable.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same, but I just want a movie with conventionally hot women to do well.

      You know what's cheaper? Less clothes.

      Dakota should always be wearing less clothes.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop it, Amy.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently you haven't read the Sony email leak

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What stops them from making solo movies about Spiderman 2099, spiderman Noir, Peni Parker or spider Black?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pic related

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >that bottom pic

        source

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    he was in the amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    whats wrong with it?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hi Amy, did you spared some coke for us?

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    don’t see the issue, going to go see it and have a wank over Sydney, sounds like a good film

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How hard is it just to make another Tom Holland Spider-Man movie? Have they got cold feet cause they blew their load bringing back all the old actors and then cut their movies off from the MCU? Either way this Spider-Man cinematic universe has been a fool's errand since the ASM days

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      tfw they teased Scorpion back in first Tom Holland movie

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holland took a year off from acting after he got fricked by some black dude on some show.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      MCU is dying and DCEU reboot is already failing, Spiderverse is going to be a slamdunk

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    First flop of the year?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >First flop of the year?
      >flop

      my wieners gonna be rock hard, mate

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They don't care. You'll watch it anyway

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think Sony cares about torrent downloads.

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ah yes, everybody's favorite Spiderman character, Madame Web.

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks better than Morbius and Kraven.

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