There is literally no way to rationally explain this death other than being caused by a dream demon.
There is literally no way to rationally explain this death other than being caused by a dream demon.
There is literally no way to rationally explain this death other than being caused by a dream demon.
It was obviously a suicide Mulder.
that's like half the deaths in the series.
Even the first movie has shit like Johnny Depp's death.
I wouldn't say half, but there are a few that would be hard to explain.
Hate to be the one to clean THAT up lol
haha
vax status?
heh
Wrong, we're in the clownworld timeline. Anything is possible.
>clownworld timeline
you b***hy homosexuals won't ever shut the frick up will you? what happened to 'goyslop'? are you already nostalgic for last year?
Quit being mad at words.
This! SO much this! Stop repeating moronic zoomer internet phrases you homosexual.
Circus music plays when your kind speak to me
The clownworld meme predates the goyslop meme, ya dip.
Goyslop is just shitposting, nobody is sincere in saying that outside maybe occasionally on Cinemaphile, completely different set of posters between those 2 buzzwords
you need to frick off, bozo.
Quite possibly the saddest picture I’ve ever seen on this shit site and I’m not religious.
oh no... Why are they administering the religious water like that? That's not how they gave me the heckin holy ghost liquid! This is clown world...
Social distancing. Quite ingenious, really.
This picture is fricking hillarious to me for some reason
Top template material
>AND YOUR OTHER GUN!
Vaya con dios.
That was already stupid you just can’t ignore it now.
>my uncle didn't get a funeral because he died of heart failure in his car during 2020 lockdowns
I will forever hate covid and the people that took it serious and I'll never let any of you forget about it.
That's the rub though. What we perceive as her gruesome murder actually never happens. She fell asleep on the couch in the tv room and died in her sleep when Freddy killed her in the dreamworld.
Make sense?
Larry Fishburne literally sees her body hanging from the tv in the real world.
He was sleepwalking!
Even for me this is a bit much.
>hurr durr she was only in da tv in her dream, in real life it didn't look like that
Have you morons not seen the movie?
you do realize the scene you posted could've been just a dream or are you only acting moronic?
There is a scene later in the film which shows the burnt wall where the tv was destroyed. I supposed you're gonna say that was part of dream too?
nah, one of the teens could've been a cruel pyromaniac and set her on fire, or better she set herself on fire in protest like a wacky buddhist, or perhaps it was a ritual ceremony; they burnt the victim in order to support her spiritual journey
I like the cut of your jib.
Do u have another example where the real world sees Freddy's horrific murders? It's notable how his ways of killing is never mentioned.
I memba one time Freddy turned a kid into a comicbook hero and then sliced him to death as he was made of paper. Later they say he died in his sleep.
They don't say, "holy fricking shit Freddy turned him into paper and shredded him!??"
In the first movie, Johnny Depp's mom walks in on the bed shooting blood into the ceiling. Nancy and her father also walk in on Freddy killing the mom, though that whole ending is ambiguous as to what is and isn't a dream. Not a murder but also in Dream Warriors the puppet kid, Philip I think, walks through a door right in front of a nurse, but she isn't paying attention. Freddy's Dead is full of it with the video game kid bouncing down the stairs and falling into a pit? right in front of Maggie. John Doe gets impaled by spikes looney tunes style and the wounds appear in real life in front of Maggie.
fugg, thought u said they show the victim being burnt.. wait, you think a burned telly is unrealistic???
yeah, electronic tvs have never eever irl set themselves on fire, no no, neva eva
I don't remember how the Nightmare movies handle it, but in FvJ the police know about Freddy and keep it quiet so he won't come back.
Did the Elm Street police know of Jason Vorhees legend?
Not in that movie. Last time the police was involved was in movie 8, when the swat team kills him.
Wasn't that Jason Goes to Hell, the 9th movie?
there is, you only have to use your imagination, it's a movie you know:
>you don't see the real body of the girl, whaat you see is artistic sculpture, a puppet, made by the girl to show how she feels, and just after she finished her creation she slit her wrists, and she's lying under the tv in a pool of blood.
She was a patient locked up in the mental ward, why would her suicidal actions be rational?
It's not whether or not she would commit suicide or not, it's that the manner in which she is found dead isn't something that seems logical or even physically possible.
Seems pretty logical to me that if your head is smashed and burned you could easily die, nothing seems physically impossible about someone's head getting smashed and set on fire.
>nothing seems physically impossible about someone's head getting smashed and set on fire
Except for the fact that the tv is suspended about 8 feet off the ground
I could pull it off. Got mad jumps, yo!
That would make her like 7 ft tall since her feet aren't like 4 feet off the ground.
Madman adrenaline-fueled crazy strength.
There. I explained it.
There is literally no way to rationally explain this death other than being caused by a dream demon.
QRD?
Woman catches on fire from some external factor and her body fat acts like a candle keeping her burning. Journalists claim she just burst into flames to be sensationalist.
Spontaneous human combustion is apparently common enough that x-files did an episode on it
she literally wanted to be in the movies so she went in the movie
more of an accident than suicide
Here's a more important topic to discuss. Did Nancy have a hairy bush?
Why are her arms so hairy?
>die in your dream, die in real life
Shit, as if I wasn't scared enough of real life now I can't find any respite by sleeping.