There is literally no winning move in this situation.

There is literally no winning move in this situation.

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is why I carry a knife

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I lift and box and carry a knife. I’m buying a gun too as soon as I have the money. I like to give options.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think more people need to. Someone will start shit, get beaten up, and think nothing of it the next day. Not so much when they're having to go to physical therapy for the slashed tendon in their arm

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ok autistic freak, stab him and go to prison for 20 years

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    isn't louie like 6 foot? he'd beat the shit out of this manlet

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      the point was that then he's a 40-year-old man beating the shit out of a high school kid, which isn't a good look.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        just give him a smack

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That was not the point at all you sperg. Louis was literally just scared to get he’s tho because he knew that young guy would cream him

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it’s a Louie goes to prison for assaulting someone under 18 and ends up on a registry episode

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The winning move is to call his bluff and insult him with witty banter, you only need to fire off two or three one lines before you can start calling him a pussy and a liar for not having thrown a punch as threatened.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's not bluffing, he has bloody knuckles from previous encounters. he would rock your shit and youd be shitting your pants before you came to and realized he was still wailing on you.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's why it was it a bluff, he's a teenage, could of gotten it from throwing a tantrum in a locker room

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't say anything to him. I'd listen, because that's what nobody else did.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      SHUT. THE. FRICK. UP.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's OK, anon. I am listening to you, which no one else did.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    just murder the kid, smash his fricking skull in

    you may go to prison forever, but roastie will think of you forever

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    pull your knob out and start wanking. eye contact. tongue out, flicking back and forth, and eye contact. very loud, spastic sounds
    >UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
    give him a wink, a proper one, put your whole head into it. gyrate your hips, rub your nipples.
    this will activate his fight or flight response. if he hits you, it's "harder, daddy". if he runs, chase him down, pants around your ankles.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    theres a pretty large middle ground between doing nothing and curb stomping a teenager. most of that middleground would have been the winning move

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    BIG
    BLACK
    wienerS

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are kidding right? He looks weak as frick.
    She is disgusting though and taking a date to a shit place like that. holy crap.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://thelastpsychiatrist.com/2010/09/when_was_the_last_time_you_got.html

    Pretty good interpretation here.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This was a good read about the intellectual dishonesty of 'polite society'.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao, deconstructs the whole scene and then slams the reader with 'what if the teens were Black folk?' and shows off the typical racism we MUST engage in to survive in north america
      masterful

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Of course there is. I pull my gun, shoot my date

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first winning move is to not look like someone who is easy to frick with.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      this. "Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak"

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Since you're not a military tactician, there's no need to ever look weak. You aren't trying to coax someone into an ambush. You just don't want people to frick with you.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that scene where his daughter does a leglift
    How do you handle this situation?

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    make a big scene and accuse him of saying the N word, his black friends hear this and then I go about my dinner with some entertaining black on white violence.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes there is no winning move. Visibly caring or obsessing about it sure is the losing move, which Louis did kind of.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This scene got me so hard at the time. I want to see the white boy besting the shit the cuck King on camera until he's covered in blood, and he is being begged to stop with whimpers and then says he'd do anything, even kiss his boots

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy reddit

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i would give a black dude $500 to sucker punch him the back of the head

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    putting a fork in his eye sounds pretty pleasant to me no matter the outcome.

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