Trust me, if they weren't ealking corpses with a illusion of normalcy they would
They were undead bone homies in the first movie, thry looked normal until the moon shined on the and revealed the truth. I'm 100% sure if everything went according to plan, they would gang rape her to celebrate
Man, that first movie is actually good and it's a shame about all the sequels. >I feel... cold
With a smile on his face is still my favorite villain death.
They don't have dicks because skeletons. They kept her around because they were gonna have a team building exercise with her after the curses was lifted.
Yeah, and then they were gonna give her a good old rousing round of rape once they had their wieners back. Barbosa straight up says it.
>I can't eat or breath. I don't feel anything, not hunger, nor cold... Nor the warmth of a woman's flesh. You best start believing in ghost stories, you're in one.
moron.
>I can't eat or breath. I don't feel anything, not hunger, nor cold... Nor the warmth of a woman's flesh. You best start believing in ghost stories, you're in one.
moron.
there is in fact one scenario. that in which the pirates are all undead, don't have functional penises, and don't feel any desire nor pleasure or subsequent urge to rape either way.
pirates are all gays dude
also why does she have breasts there?
>why does she have breasts there?
>There is no scenario
they literally cant feel any pleasure at all
At least one of them would “bone” her for a laugh
They have no benises, they're skelligtons.
Just break off a piece of your rib cage
What part of "fictional story" do you not understand?
>ywn rape Kiera Knightly
why even live?
My go-to spank bank scenario in the 00s was having a three-way with Kiera Knightly and Natalie Portman in the VIP section of a night club.
But she said "parlay", which makes her untouchable for some reason that I forget, because I haven't watched this movie in 20 years.
It’s part of the pirate code
Which is more of a guideline
And they thought they needed her for Aztec sacrifice to undue curse
Trust me, if they weren't ealking corpses with a illusion of normalcy they would
They were undead bone homies in the first movie, thry looked normal until the moon shined on the and revealed the truth. I'm 100% sure if everything went according to plan, they would gang rape her to celebrate
Man, that first movie is actually good and it's a shame about all the sequels.
>I feel... cold
With a smile on his face is still my favorite villain death.
The Aztec curse made them impotent.
>curse makes you all bones
>can't get a boner
what a cruel fate
They’re undead pirates. They can’t eat, drink, or frick.
It's not that they can't, it's just that they're so bored with life that they don't care anymore.
It’s okay if you’re moronic and choose to believe that, but you would be wrong.
No they genuinely can’t feel pleasure, food turning to ash in their mouth
homie do you not remember the liquid going straight through Barbosa’s body
pirates weren't rapists. also a lot of them were paid by locals and had familes. sort of like corsairs but without kings approval
They don't have dicks because skeletons. They kept her around because they were gonna have a team building exercise with her after the curses was lifted.
They thought she had Bootstrap Bill’s blood, which was the last bit to break the curse.
Yeah, and then they were gonna give her a good old rousing round of rape once they had their wieners back. Barbosa straight up says it.
They specifically said they were going to spill all her blood, just to be sure.
That was because the initial blood sacrifice didn’t work
>I can't eat or breath. I don't feel anything, not hunger, nor cold... Nor the warmth of a woman's flesh. You best start believing in ghost stories, you're in one.
moron.
there is in fact one scenario. that in which the pirates are all undead, don't have functional penises, and don't feel any desire nor pleasure or subsequent urge to rape either way.
YOU BEST START BELEIVIN' IN wiener STORIES.
YOUR IN ONE
I thought it was a bit rude that they named the second movie after her
>There is no scenario where her presence on a pirate ship wouldn't lead to her rape
Except one: consent
the character was based on true events. there were two women pretending to be men on some pirate ship for years.
I'm sure this applies to other conduct as well
>All the pleasurable company in the world couldn't slake our lust
They can't have sex
Barbosa was gay & a man of exceeding charisma & ruthlessness to be both loved & feared. If he told them not to touch her, they wouldn't dare