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There is only one way to save Disney Star Wars and it is making her own show
Not even a little homosexual.
>enjoy your negative billies
>There is only one way to save Disney Star Wars and it is AI adapting the EU.
This
Why does Luke looks like Peter Dinklage?
>latex leia
fund it.
Absolutely unfathomably based. Exactly what I'm waiting for. Faithful recreations of the books are going to be worth waiting through all this unfiltered liquid shit Disney has been spraying out.
Name one thing from the EU that's actually interesting and not Mara Jade or the Yuuzhan Vong
Also the Suncrusher.
>Death Star but better and small
>Moff Tarkin but blue
>almost nothing in common except for both being high ranking Empire
wow very cool reductionist post, I can see you are worth engaging in a conversation with
The suncrusher was moronic.
>Here's this ONE time we're able to make something totally invincible but we can never make anything like it again because something something secrets lost
>The suncrusher was moronic.
Sun detected.
How could I be a sun? A sun couldn't even type. It would melt the keyboard. I couldn't be a sun, that's stupid.
You're stupid.
Poor sun, go shine somewhere else and don't think about based Kyp wiping out Imperial shits.
Ah so all those things that always felt moronic in Stellaris came from SW EU.. makes sense now.
The worst thing they did was shoehorn her into the Mortis shit at the end and completely job her.
Just a reminder that Jacen undid the Legacy comic book storyline, meaning there were already alternate timelines possible in SW media pre-Disney. The Fallanasi themselves confirmed that Jacen's actions as Caedus prevented Krayt from rising to power and instead created a new timeline where Alana would become queen of the Jedi and hunt down Abeloth. A shame we didn't get that.
Thrawn, which is why Disney is plagiarizing him right now in this very show you are attempting to shill.
>Thrawn, which is why Disney is plagiarizing him right now in this very show you are attempting to shill.
Thrawn in EU:Mix of Rommel and Alexander the Great
Thrawn in New Wars:Mix of Goering and Trump
Corran Horn
Darth Bane
Kyle Katarn
Jaina Solo
Thrawn
Palleon
Jorrus C’Baoth
Luke’s NJO
Abeloth
Ben Skywalker
Kreia
Nomi Sunrider
is that a trandoshan?
kyle katarn asking the real questions
Joruus is kind of interesting. Everyone else on that list is just a lazy remix of an already-existing character, no offense
They are both painfully generic Empire guys, yeah
>painfully generic Empire guys
You are such a fricking moron, Tarkin was literally the first, how can he be generic if he was the first? And Thrawn is interesting precisely because he does things differently than your "generic empire guy", but I'm sure you've never actually read the books so you're just spouting moronic shit. But I didn't even have to read your reply to me to know that, calling Bane or Kreia "lazy remixes" was enough to expose you
Believe it or not, no. Tarkin is not the first example of the authoritarian military officer archetype. There are actually other works of fiction beyond your children's books.
Did not read, but you should kys
>Kyle Katarn
lol
his games were ok but anyone who gushes over this "character" is nuts
he's a gary stu fantasy to surpass a dozen reys combined
>no Jacen, but Katarn
>no Anakin Solo, but Katarn
Your waifu a shit
Bonus points for listing Jaina though, even though she should have been the one to turn instead of Jacen
Jaina was too fricked up mentally to be dark. I still refuse to believe she lived happily ever after with Jag without fricking it up somehow.
>Jaina was too fricked up mentally to be dark.
>too fricked up mentally
>to be dark.
Because they literally spent the whole buildup until some certain point around the end of the Vong series building her up to be the one that turned. Jacen's turn comparatively came out of nowhere. Someone decided they wanted the female lead. Which is fine, it worked, once they changed their mind it was executed way better than Yidsney building Rey, but it still came out of nowhere. They have her interact with Kip to get at peace with her dark or whatever, but Jacen turns for practically no reason.
What's really goof is that as a kid reading the Young Jedi Knight series I always imagined some dramatic moment or story arc where Jacen turns to the dark side just for the cheap teen drama when Tenel Ka turns him back.
Then that kind of happened.
Weird
It's a damn shame we'll never get the duel between her & Jacen where she wins but gets disemboweled in the process, that's fricking lost kino.
>Jacen had the perfect confidence in his own place as King Jedi post Vong to do so.
I said it was executed relatively well once they decided to run with it, but what you're talking about there is after they chose to turn him. Where they were building him in the Vong series, though Jacen was clearly being built as someone akin to Luke, fricking gentle friend of all animals and shit, compared to all that, yes it was out of nowhere.
>It's a damn shame we'll never get the duel between her & Jacen where she wins but gets disemboweled in the process, that's fricking lost kino.
You sound like you have an issue.
I stopped really following or caring much about Star Wars with the New Jedi Order. It was just too dark and depressing.
I like a bit of reality in it, it was a plot point that definitely stuck out in a well built up and executed duel, that was everything Rey v Kylo should have been. They ripped off some crayon outline drawing of that for the ST.
>akin to
That was before becoming a Jedi, Luke also had great respect for droids, he loves R2, respectfully puts up with 3po's shit
Those traits carried onto Alana. He sacrificed himself to give her a better future. see
I missed that, I'll have to re-read that series, there was a lot about it I didn't like, stretched out and way too much filler. Main thing that stuck out was how badass Luke force pulling a glob of lava onto himself and Abeloth was.
Didn't like the sudden whole tribe of Sith out of nowhere
>It was just depressing to read.
Yeah there was no reason to kill off Anakin, I definitely didn't like Jacen having to kill Mara, that should have been Lumiya. They did push it, for some of the kino scenes, like Han and Leia having to turn over Boba's daughter's body to him after Jacen beat her to death without knowing who she was.
>The events of the films should have been largely the most significant events in the movie character's lives. Let them age and die off in a relatively peaceful galaxy they restored and then have your Vong story happen sometime after that.
I kind of feel this, wanting them to all have relatively happy endings, but that's also a bit unrealistic too.
>I kind of feel this, wanting them to all have relatively happy endings, but that's also a bit unrealistic too.
You are a little too focused on realism. Star Wars is fantasy. Once the Republic is restored and the remnants of the Empire are no longer a threat let the galaxy have a few decades of peace.
>You are a little too focused on realism.
The EU was mainly about keeping the money rolling, honestly, they started out with the characters everyone knew to sell books and kind of git stuck in it from there. A lot of the earliest books are terrible. Like I said it's 60% garbage filler and 40% gold, even in the best series, there's some garbage.
>Disney should've written Episode VII to be a send off final adventure for the original legacy cast and as an intro to a new cast.
This would have been preferable to what they did, yes.
>and not some fricking book or whatever.
It was too late to really do any of the book series anyway due to the actors' ages, you would have lost the buildups that made it decent, had to insert with Jacen turning or something, they would have totally ducked it up. They stole the roughest basic outline anyway with Rey and Kylo and look how bad they fricked that up, lol.
>The EU was mainly about keeping the money rolling,
Yeah, no argument there. I know why they did it, but in terms of actual writing I think it was a mistake.
I don't disagree but this is a franchise filled with mistakes from a flip floppy creator that often either put in little to no effort and just handwaved it off to others, or was already past his best days when he did try to do all of the worldbuilding himself.
Then I suppose we have no reason to argue.
I didn't think we were, frendo.
No it wasn't. This EU shit is fricking ridiculous to read about. Disney should've written Episode VII to be a send off final adventure for the original legacy cast and as an intro to a new cast. A happy ending would've been fine and one final hurrah before a new cast of actually interesting people written for a movie and not some fricking book or whatever.
>I like a bit of reality in it
I feel ya', but I think it went too far. It was just depressing to read. Another problem was the scale; this conflict is so much bigger and grander than the Galactic Civil War that I can't help but think, "Well why were the movies the rebellion against the Empire and not this because this is all way bigger and more important for the galaxy and these characters". It was a cool idea but a bad idea to do with the movie characters. The events of the films should have been largely the most significant events in the movie character's lives. Let them age and die off in a relatively peaceful galaxy they restored and then have your Vong story happen sometime after that.
Luke was someone who shot whomprats.
Jacen lost everything when he was at his strongest while Luke lost everything at the beginning
Luke was a rebel nobody while Jacen was a commander so I do wonder if Luke would of fell if they were switched
>Jacen's turn comparatively came out of nowhere.
Wrong. They perfectly illustrated it. Jaina was too neurotic to go dark where Jacen had the perfect confidence in his own place as King Jedi post Vong to do so. They convinced himself he was solely responsible for ending the Vong invasion and took it upon himself to learn every Force power imaginable. In the path of that hubris, he found one discipline which everyone warned him about - but Vergere convinced him he could conquer - the Dark Side. The fact the One Sith knew he wasn't a 'real Sith' fits perfectly with his state and the arc of his character at that point. Unfortunately for him right as he was going full dark lord evil Sith is when he was at his weakest.
Jaina existed only for like 2 or 3 different authors to fight over which of her painfully generic love interests she was going go end up with. Even bastardized as his character arc was by LOTF, Jacen will always be the more interesting twin.
KOTOR
Only the second one
Wraith Squadron
Dark Horse Republic comics, AKA the actual Clone Wars
guri. but only because I want sex bot assassins.
Darth Bane
Umm time travel, multi-dimensional traveling, funkopops, essence fusion.
Old Republic b***h. I don't give a frick about new jedi order, but the Old Republic saga I & II stands alongside the the Lucas films as some of the best Star Wars works.
>AI
Your waifu a shit
You are wrong. There is absolutely no way to save Yidsney Star Wars. It is done. THey have consistently made terrible choice after terrible choice in the opposite direction away from anything actually "intelligent" they could do to fix/revitalize the franchise, because it does not align with their ideological narrative allegorical goals.
They never will. Anything they touch from the EU they're going to ruin, it's already 50-60% filler garbage surrounding like 40% gold. Leave it alone.
They should adapt The Young Jedi Knights, namely the "Diversity Alliance" arc.
I watch for she
Ahsoka ratings are lower than Andor nobody fricking cares.
>lower than the best disney show
sure it should be
>Still parroting ratings from the first episode
moron
It dropped moron.
>Rottentomatoes
Giga moron
I’d love Shin to go train under Luke and take over the NJO from Luke, and just write Rey out of the story altogether.
Here is your franchise female lead Disney….Shin Hottie.
Sounds based
The fans actually like Shin, and want her to replace Rey.
So watch Kathleen Kennedy do something vindictive next season with Shin. Probably nerf her, turn her, and kill her off
>nerf her
She's tried and failed 3 separate times now to kill Sabine. Her only accomplishment is rehashing part of the Darth Vader hallway 3.0 with a bunch of random mooks.
Damn, she is almost flat
Except in the comics the Luke's shitty academy gets decimated by Kylo Ren, Ren, and The Knights of Ren for fun.
What the frick is a Ren?
If she dies or joins the light side i'm legit not gonna watch the filoni movie lol
could be kino
What's this meant to show in the bubble?
two walnuts being crushed, the way Shin could potentially crush them with her Sith hole
There’s a very good reason why she hardly speaks: She has an horrible Slavic accent. That’s why she only have short sentences
This is how I know the series is mostly shit besides what I've seen here and on israelitetube, the primary people posting about this shit and defending it and shilling it are "I post for she" waifugays, they don't care about anything else except whether they're cute or not
>oh frick yeah finally 2 cool new characters in Star Wars
>the guy fricking dies in real life
And don’t cope me by saying they’ll use AI to keep him going, they won’t. He’s not skywalker.
They gonna recast him
Probably
Correct chess move would be to have Shin leave for a few episodes after Baylan's death. Meanwhile, you establish a new character next season with their own motivations and traits that make them likeable, then have that character absorb Baylan's role as you write Shin back into the story in need of a mentor.
Correct chess move for the franchise is this:
No that's cringe. All ideas that "tie things together" or bring back old elements from stories past are typically fricking cringe. I would wager about 90% maybe more of these ideas, including this one about Shin/NJO, fall into this category.
The good thing about these characters is that they are NEW. Star Wars has a rich universe with a deep lore that could be expanded upon, yet every brainiac involved on a creative level still seems to somehow come to the conclusion that everything should pertain to the same 50 fricking characters. It's beyond tiresome. Rey, Kylo and everyone in that godforsaken travesty of a trilogy would have been looked at more favourably if it was a standalone thing that didn't really attach itself to its predecessors so heavily (let alone massacre them and shit on their graves).
Andor, so far is the only thing that really feels like it holds any standard of quality for pretty much precisely these reasons. The issues with the show are that it feels tonally out of place in the franchise. However, the same guy wrote Rogue One which is largely terrible, further proving that this notion of tying everything back into pre-existing plot points is an outright awful strategy.
>The good thing about these characters is that they are NEW
>shitty female Luke knockoff
>shitty hispanic wedge knockoff
>an edgier Jacen
>STILL GOT CHEWBACCA, THO
The useless black guy was the only original character as he lacked any actual skills or Charisma like Han.
Sorry but I'm not a fricking schizo like you, so you'll actually have to elaborate on who on earth you're talking about.
Rey is Luke 2.0, but with breasts. Finn is a less skilled, less charismatic Han. Poe is Wedge but Hispanic. And of course they just used Chewbacca as is as he's a guy in a fur suit. It's all poorly derivative.
Are you legitimately fricking moronic? In what way could you possibly read my posts and deduce that I am defending ANYTHING about the sequel trilogy. I think they are unequivocally bad. Derivative doesn't even scratch the surface.
The good new characters I'm talking about are Shin and Baylan you donkey. In fact even in Asohka what I said is holding true, all the things that tie back into previous Star Wars shit has been cringe including the mc herself, and all the stuff that's been good has been completely new content.
Is there anything redeemable about modern star wars? I’ve never seen the originals so I never bothered, but are these shows and movies somewhat enjoyable if you’re not too picky?
the only redeemable factor is that Star Wars will become so unprofitable for Disney, that they will sell it to someone else
Only Andor.
The Sequel Trilogy is embarrassingly bad.
>Only Andor.
every.single.time
>what is 2+2 but don't say something nonsensical like 4
The shows can be alright sometimes but others are terrible. Boba Fett one is easily the worst, or that Obi-Wan one. The others are all just there. You can watch em, or not. I wouldn't say they're bad or great, they're just shows you can watch.
Rogue One was probably as good as it was ever going to get.
Most of them are deeply entrenched in fanlore and not interesting at all to people who aren't gonna clap when their favourite toy appears.
The show Andor is the sole exception and is a highly acclaimed adult drama that has almost nothing to do with the rest of Star Wars. Watch that and peace out.
>Is there anything redeemable about modern star wars?
The first 2 or 3 episode of Mando. And then the prison break one.
The first season of Mandalorian was all right because it was barely Star Wars. Then they ran out of ideas. Star Wars just doesn't have enough in it to tell any more stories.
>Star Wars just doesn't have enough in it to tell any more stories.
Nah man, the best thing the Star Wars story has going for it is the variety of stories you can tell in it.
Its got sword fighting space wizards so you can tell samurai movie stories or medieval knight stories or sword and sorcery stories. Its got guns and star fighters and space battleships and tanks so you can tell war stories. And its got space gangsters and bounty hunters and bandits so you can tell gangster movie stories or western stories.
Pretty much any plot you want can be adapted into Star Wars.
Rogue One and the first two seasons of Mandalorian.
the only good thing about the boba fet show and they blow her up. frick disney
>Is there anything redeemable about modern star wars?
Aside from the Disney trilogy I'd say they're all watchable if your expectations aren't too high.
Rogue One is solidly watchable, Solo was honestly not terrible aside from the annoying droid and the shows vary in quality between mediocre to actually good. There's nothing aside from the Rey trilogy that's really bad or damages the franchise unfortunately the most prominent thing Disney did with Star Wars is also the worst thing they did.
space balls is soul and better space opera than tlj
Subversion of the original topped with humour and a wholesome story with charismatic and memorable characters.
Agreed, Spaceballs is Mel Brooks making a joke out of Star Wars for fun, The Last Jedi is Rian Johnson making a joke out of Star Wars for spite.
the parking violation is definitely a reference right?
>I’ve never seen the originals
Maybe watch those then moron? It's the only actually good releases in this franchise
>save
It would be reanimating a corpse at this point. At least from an artistic point of view. I'm pretty sure this crap is still making Disney money because even the cuckservatives I know still watch it when it comes out for some reason.
>blocks your path
>I liked the figthing styles of she-wren and prince or persia
>they worked well together, except that one time he got knocked out for like a minute and the show did not acknowlaged it
over all it was ok, a soli 5/10 tv show
Why did Ezra refuse to take the lightsaber? He actually knows how to use one, unlike Sabine who just uses it to randomly hack and slash the air.
I am hoping that Ezra is gonna be made an example of for Sabine. I really wanna see him say the force is my le ally and run in unarmed only to get savagely btfo and die. Make him a cautionary tale of force arrogance. Because yeah otherwise this scene was offensively and probably unforgivably bad.
My guess it's either one of two things, or a combination:
A) Kathleen Filoni doesn't want to risk a boy upstaging any girls. So he (almost) literally passes the torch to Sabine.
B) Filoni genuinely thinks it would be cool to have a Jedi that intentionally fights without the most iconic, coolest, and most versatile weapon in fiction.
If you're asking for a sensible in-universe reason the best fansplaining I can come up with is that he was worried that he was out of practice with a lightsaber, having grown more reliant unarmed force combat, but didn't want to express that self doubt at a critical moment like that.
He literally told you: my ally is the Force. And a powerful ally it is. Fricking stupid zoomers, I swear to God. Not everyone needs to whip out a lightsaber every second, especially in a series where nearly everyone already has one. Fighting only with the Force is a way to make him stand out from the rest of the space samurai wizards on the show.
Why do they even bother giving her a lightsaber, nevermind two?
Every single goddamn fight she always ends up making the other person she's fighting look incompetent by stealing their lightsaber and using it against them.
Seriously she's done it to
Darth Maul
Multiple innqiisitors
Darth Skywalker
and now
Shin
Stinky Sith Pussy
>Stinky Sith Pussy
Many people are saying this.
No one’s watching your turbofeminist disney channel show little mouseBlack folk
tfw moronic shin shill spam like this will suddenly stop in a week
Fricking hell
She cute
slava ukrani! die tsar putin!
I'm not excited for Filoni's movie
Given the track record, what's the likelihood it will actually be made?
The worst thing that'll happen is they'll give him another cartoon. So it might be a cartoon.
It was supposed to merge Ahsoka with the Mandoverse or whatever so there's higher chance that it'll get made, with plenty of rewrites from the initial idea of course.
They could easily just convert the script to a season of mandalorian or work it in there. The likelihood of a movie with a movie budget is debatable but the bullet points they wanted and agreed on will likely happen no matter what.
Disney has to make one with a movie budget to please the shareholders and bring the franchise back to the public's consciousness because there hasn't been a theatrical release since 2019.
The best way for Disney to monetize Star Wars is for them to adapt the Thrawn Trilogy with the Big 3 and mix in the Mandoverse characters. Give people the epic crowd pleasing Trilogy they’ve been asking for since 2015. It’s basically the only move they have left with guaranteed box office and merchandise success. And it’ll help them rebuild trust with their audience.
The Rey movie will obviously be a massive flop.
From there, move ahead hundreds of years in the timeline and pick up with the New Republic and the NJO battling a new threat. Make passing references to the founder of the NJO, Luke Skywalker or Leia Organa, but otherwise this is a new era in the Saga
I don't think Disney is even motivated to monetize Star Wars. They've gutted their merchandise lines to about 30% of what you used to see in the Disney heyday and even before that. Star Wars is going to be forgotten at this rate unless some miracle happens.
They'll shove it out in some form or another, it's their last real gasp. It's bnot working so they're not going to keep pumping money into it trying to force it, they can't afford to. Already it's gotten cheap as shit.
Everything for the new few years already got greenlit and the actors have probably been paid and scripts already negotiated and contracted. Whatever Iger cuts won't start for a bit but it wouldn't surprise me if its mostly cartoons and video games and books and shit after that for a long time. Id imagine the Ahsoka/Mandalorian stuff will continue for another few years and get resolved. They've done so much brand damage it can't legitimately survive just dropping everything, or absolutely no one would care.
>Everything for the new few years already got greenlit and the actors have probably been paid and scripts already negotiated and contracted.
Look at how many projects were greenlit and canceled and abandoned since TROS, of course nothing is that solid.
Which ones were greenlit and canceled and not just announced and negotiated before falling off the face of the earth? Being greenlit usually means money is moving, for example they already greenlit season 2 of ahsoka and andor so those are almost certainly happening. I'd imagine they have no plans to stop Mandalorian, so they may as well do this combo finisher as well.
>greenlit and canceled and not just announced and negotiated
At the least RJ's trilogy, for one
I don;t really care too much about the distinction between the two or even know how to investigate that online, so I guess you win there?
>they already greenlit season 2 of ahsoka and andor so those are almost certainly happening.
Probably, but Ahsoka already seems like garbage and it's not taking off like Mando did, I don't see it going past Filoni's movie, don't think the Rey movie is going to happen
her face is fat
The only way to save Disney Wars is to hire the writers from the games, let them direct a full 150h movie of Cal and Merrin procreating. Post-credits scene is Luke appearing and saying the sequels were just a bad dream, and he's inviting Cal to be one of the teachers at Luke's jedi temple.
Can we all talk about how they need to introduce Kyp Durron?
They need to introduce him during his execution. #justiceforcarida
The only way to fix Star Wars is to retcon literally EVERYTHING Disney or Filoni ever laid their hands on and sell the franchise back to George Lucas
Also give Kathleen Kennedy a ticker tape parade in Dallas, Texas from an open top car
imagine how fricking MOGGED that TROON from the acolyte is going to be by Shin
There was a time when I lusted so much for star wars content I actually read some of the eu novels.
I went through the 7 book darth caedus bullshit series.
Then I started the abeloth series.
Somewhere around the third book of the abeloth series I realized this was such irredeemably gay shit, that If I read another word I would kill myself. And so I stopped.
The EU is for the gays and trannies of wookiepedia who toil away at making sure the character pronouns are accurate on all the pages.
Disney wars by comparison is just generic trash, at least it's not gay cringe trash.
>There was a time when I lusted so much for star wars content I actually read some of the eu novels.
>I went through the 7 book darth caedus bullshit series.
Star Wars was great in the 90's.
I want her to force choke my wiener and balls. I'll embrace the dark side for Shin. She'd probably be all dominant with the dark side and abuse me too, sign me up where?
Give it to me straight: Is this a filler episode or no? I have precious few hours left before sleep and I don't want to waste them on a filler episode.
lightsabers touch each other
Watching now here goes nothing I guess.
I have one question and it's crucial: are lightsabers a euphemism for penises
It's a disappointing episode but yes it is filler
No consequences for Hera breaking protocol and getting men killed, no consequences for Sabine hiding everything from Ezra, it all just works out a-ok for our heroes
The entire show is filler.
So unironically, why is everyone so shitscared of Thrawn? He's a more clever than usual military leader. Would this be like if MechaHitler returned with a fleet of Nazi UFOs? When did Thrawn become a mythical figure in the galaxy in nu-Wars canon? Am I missing something?
They all read the EU novels.
He already got ruined in the cartoon because Rebels was meant for small children so Thrawn constantly got outwitted by moronic children
>so Thrawn constantly got outwitted by moronic children
Yeah, that was the only bad thing about that portrayal though,otherwise it was pretty spot on.
Rebels was hurt by three major things: Ezra had to be there even when it didn't make sense, it was meant for young children, and Filloni started to get a massive ego and his obsession for Ashoka became public and kept powerleveing
He was a good early EU villain that didn't rely on force shit and was legitimately of an intelligence and imperial connections level to be a huge and realistic threat, that got killed off (stupidly, maybe) before he was able to be ruined by overuse.
Definitely far superior to the bringing Palpatine back to life (twice) shit.
Usually SW baddies are psychopaths or evil sorcerers who all get rekt quite quickly or come off as incompetent. Thrawn was the guy who said "maybe we should use some strategy and think about our moves for a sec" and naturally this made him le 5d chess hyper intelligent tactician of SW. Cultural osmosis overexaggerated this out of proportion and now a lot of newer fans unironically believe he is a 5d chess villain, even though his modus operandi is to lose in the end just like every other villain.
He's being hyped in the show because the showrunner wants to take advantage of the fans' hype about Thrawn, no other reason.
He was popular in EU that's it.
This version of Thrawn is full moron comic book crap anyways. He fight assassin droids for fun or something. Also all his decisions in this show are moronic.
Thrawn in original EU novels:
Cold, meticulous, brilliant strategist, with an interesting gimmick about studying the art of his enemies. Villainous, but his interest is in order rather than domination or control. Great fun to see in action, like Sherlock Holmes plus Napoleon.
People come to regard him as a legendary character, one of the highlights of the entire EU, and his stories were possibly what turned the EU into a coherent extended universe worth caring about, rather than a smattering of moronic fan fiction.
Thrawn in new canon novels:
Level-headed, brilliant strategist and Sherlock guy. His true motivation for working with the Empire is to protect his own people from a subversive threat threatening their space. Still an interesting character, but a downgrade from the original.
People like seeing him in the canon again, and it's more or less the same character, just in a different situation. Pretty cool.
Thrawn in Rebels:
Calm, ruthless, and intelligent. Talks about art. Always a step of the good guys, but it's not really believable how or why. He just makes extreme inferences that happen to be right. Except for the times when the heroes do something it would be in his capacity to predict, but he doesn't because the episode needs the heroes to come out on top at that particular moment.
He's interesting for an Imperial. He's not a psycho or a doormat. He's pretty intimidating for his coldness and how dangerously competent he really is. But he's not written smartly enough to be much more than "The antagonist of the show."
Thrawn in Ashoka:
Calm, ruthless, patient, tubby. Not interesting or impressive, hasn't even done enough to rise to the Rebels-level of "cool antagonist.
He's just a reference to Rebels at this point.
As you can tell, the character's entire existence has just been a long decline into nothingness, with each iteration being nothing more than a sad bootleg cribbing off the popularity of the previous iteration.
>give some c**t who noone cares about a show
>"it's simple, just throw more money at shittt ideas!"
OP was, has, and always will be, a homosexual.
I don't believe even for a second that there are actual Cinemaphile posters that aren't homosexual reddit tourists that actually read all these garbage star wars "novels".
It might be hard for a moronic zoomer like you to understand that Star Wars was beloved and extremely popular in the past
Despite how the internet loved to shit on the prequels, Star Wars was even fricking more popular when they were coming out
Go back to plebbit and stop posting off-topic shit. This is a television and film board. No one gives a shit about your crappy merchandise tie-in novels. They aren't real Star Wars and they aren't real books. Cash grab for moronic bugmen, who will consume anything with a SW logo slapped onto it.
>in a Yidsneyslop thread
Have a (You)
Han should've died in ESB to these two.
>Black person can't read and shits on children who didn't know any better wanting to relive their star wars fantasies
Black person
Ive never read the books, but I have watched youtube videos explaining the books
cute
her neck is so thin
This is not attractive, she's like the walking dead with makeup.
>blocks your path
Next episode Shin kills Ezra and takes Sabine as her lawfully wedded wife, then promptly consummates the marriage on Ezra's corpse. You heard it here first.
TWO wives!?
Who is this b***h? I haven't seen Star Wars since Revenge of the Sith.
I don't know
Some sith thot
They'd ruin it by giving her some sappy backstory and shit tier redemption ark. They would never make a good show where she's just a dark side psychopath.
>she's just a dark side psychopath
she's no dark sider
Looking back on it, they really weren't that bad. An actual existential threat to the Galaxy and had cool ass villains like Nom Anor.
I really hated that Tahiti was used as a punching bag by every author for decades. Give the girl a fricking break, Jesus.
They went overboard with the whole moronic pain worship thing. That was way too edgy.
Who even came up with these edgelords?
It was in the works for a long time iirc, like starting in the early-mid 90s. First book came out in like 99 I think. The series went on forever and drastically changed the landscape of the EU.
>they're like super edgy gory torture-lovers man and all their stuff is biological they don't use any technology so it's all made of like flesh and looks totally wicked and sick bro
>oh and they're immune to the force, because they just are OK
the vong are fricking moronic dude and have no place in a setting like SW
I forgot about Tahiri. Poor gal. She got mind raped like 4 separate times.
Honestly Jaina being completely absent from Disney wars is what pisses me off most. One of the few girlboss characters I ever liked.
This.
Jaina would have been a solid franchise lead to take over after Luke. But, Disney shit the bed
Because she's basically just a female version of Luke.
>Strong in the force
>Good moral compass
>Ace pilot
>Falls for an imperial
>Still fricks up and has to struggle.
>Forced to fight an evil family member.
>generic cringe girlboss #3295 will save the franchise
When is he coming to live action bros....??
Hopefully never. That actor fricking sucks.
Possibly in a few more years.
I love BD1 so much bros
>scene where Eno tells BD1 hell find someone with courage and hes shitting himself over being a failure
>when he loses black woman and genuinely weeps
>when he disassociates for an entire night after
>when he double taps the traitor
Holy frick this was so goddamn good, easily the best SW has been since I don't know when.
I like how Cal is a real Jedi, tries to reason with his enemies and then them away from their path, or tries to keep his concentration when fighting them. Watching Ashoka smirk and grin at her enemies and give moronic one liners is just so sad, not what Jedi are supposed to be.
The part where he gets his crystal feels so earned, he's so vulnerable. Captures what everyone wants in like a 5 minute cutscene but of course Disney didn't write it
I NEEEEEED IT
frick she is frickin' hot
those psycho eyes are so hot
>Luke...have I ever told you about Shin Hati? Now there's a jedi from a more civilized ag-wait she's actually talking to ahsoka right now. I wonder why you weren't invited. I thought she was your good friend.
Why do Baylan and his apprentice have red lightsabers if they aren’t sith?
Why not just use regular lightsabers?
They're orange
They're not sith
in the ancient eu still jedi could have red lightsabers, there's even an ep 1 toy where a council member has one
there was also a thing where the sith would synthesize a crystal to prove their mastery of the force and they would come out red
in nuwars they make the crystal feel bad and they turn red
tldr it's to show they're the baddies because filoni can't into nuance, imagine if the morally grey antagonists were using the designated good guy lightsaber colours, the audience might get confused who to clap for
They clearly use the dark side which pollutes the crystal.
The only way to save Star Wars is to stop pandering to women and trannies, which disney can't
Oh frick off
My autism wishes this actresses and the purple-haired character's actress swapped roles. The white girl has an Asian name while the Asian girl has a white name.
it's star wars man everybody's name is fricked
asia doesn't even technically exist
If studios start casting cut/beautiful/sexy white actresses in the leading roles again and retire the girlboss archetype, are we going to have a civil war here? The /misc/ faction is alteady throwing a fit because of coomers liking Shin and "watching for she".