There is zero justification for a biological male to see this movie unless you enjoy being vilified, lectured to, and overwhelmed by pink, feminist talking points.
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>There is zero justification for a biological male to see this movie
The goose is in it, that’s the justification
It’s honestly extremely sad that WBD shills think this has the juice anymore.
only homosexuals care about what other people think
only reason to see this shit is if you care what women think
Don't do it because I said so, do it because you have a modicum of self-respect and aren't going to pay to have people who hate you lecture you about how they hate you.
>coomers
I'm gonna be honest with you.
I still don't know what the frick this movie is about or why it is even being made.
And I don't care enough to find out.
It's about Barbie discovering the real world and it was made to make money.
Backbawd.
Also they delayed Oppenheimer in my country a month.
I will be watching it while you'll sit here and cry about it being the end of all civilization yet again.
For an MTF, you've perfected the art of imitating the female nag. Bravo.
AGP is a great reason for a biological male to see this movie.
>/tv: "you changed, anon, you changed"
heh, literally me
I'm going to watch it, there is representation of me as a barbie.
GIRLS NIGHT OUT!!!
it looks like silly fun. why wouldn't I watch it? is it not cinéma enough?
It stars a woman and is filled with pink stuff. Also, according to Cinemaphile, a woman doing literally anything signals the collapse of all western civilization.
How did Mattel agree to make this atrocious movie? This will damage their brand for sure.
How would you know it isn't even out yet.
No amount of controlled opposition will stop me from seeing this Kino
Google Ryan Gosling.
Do it now.
We are being shilled to watch this soulless piece of corporate feminism harder than any movie in history. Hollywood is failing and they need this win. Don't let these girlboss ghouls win.
It really does seem like there is an astroturfing campaign here.
>an astroturfing campaign? on Cinemaphile?
>seems unlikely
>at most 4 threads about barbie (2 of them are also about oppenheimer)
>shilling
Come crying when half the board is filled with threads about a single movie otherwise shut the frick up, newbies.
I guess they only did it for Robbie and Gosling because I googled McKinnon and Simu Liu and nothing lol
What if i want to jerk off/cum/rizz into some girls hair huh? Did you ever think of that?
My gf asked if I wanted to see it with her. Does it really have feminist shit in it?
Read these reviews from people who watched advance screenings and decide for yourself.
https://letterboxd.com/film/barbie/reviews/by/activity/
Just watch it with her anyway moron. If your girlfriend asks you to watch something with her, you should always take the opportunity. She will thank you later. Unless she doesn’t like the movie, in which case, I’m sorry in advance
>JUST DO WHATEVER YOUR GF WANTS BRO
Kek, moronic simp.
If my girlfriend wants to go out and do something she’s excited about, I’ll gladly do it. Besides it’s a fricking movie. It’s not jumping out of a plane or spending hundreds of dollars at an upscale restaurant. It’s the worst thing that happens to me in a day is I have to watch a shitty movie, I think I’ll live
Let's be real, if your gf commanded you to go to a fine dining restaurant and wanted you to pay, you'd do it. You're the type.
1) No, I can’t afford it.
2) No, because even if I could, I deeply believe that past a certain price point, no food no matter how good justifies the price tag.
3) I’m American and I grew up with fast food. So my tastebuds are wrecked. I probably wouldn’t enjoy caviar or fancy stuff like that anyway.
Fair
I am going on a second date with a bumble bawd to this movie. Sure to get my dicked sucked during or after this movie. I will be thinking of margot if it happens during
Valid reason. If only WBD would send over a bawd to blow me and a hundred million other dudes they might have a massive opening weekend
femdom is my fetish so this film is for me
Latest box office projections for domestic opening weekend are $205 million.
>reverse psychology
Keep your tricks, OP, I was going to watch it anyway.
Sounds like you need a lecturing to, go see the movie this weekend!
They’re getting angry as their astroturfing has been discovered.
Sorry dykes, I’ll be seeing Nolan kino this weekend.
Grow a thicker skin you insecure whiny little b***h lol
It looks ok, but I have a feeling that they're probably hiding something that will make me roll around on the floor seething uncontrollably.
If you are based enough, every feminist/liberal movie become a quasi fascist propaganda movie.
If you stare long enough into the abyss, the abyss gaze back into you.
The resistance in Starwars are unironically the bad guys, and the Empire the good ones. Thanos did nothing wrong, he was being altruistic for the greater good. I could go on.. there really is no such thing as propaganda, it's midwits pushing an agenda but inadvertently expose their own failings, seemingly unaware of how people might interpret things the "wrong" way, and just straight up feed the anti-narrative.
So yeah, i will be watching Barbie.
Nice try. Shills like you get the rope.
going to Oppenheimer and Barbie double feature with the GF
If barbie sucks I can just take a nap
then just don't see it? Why does it sound like you really want to see it and try convincing yourself you don't?
>going to be the easiest place in the world to get pussy this Friday
>co-starring Ryan Gosling, who is literally me
>directed by someone who knows what "mise en scène" means, even if her writing sucks
>musical numbers
>again, lots and lots of pussy
You have fun with your dick walking through the dessert your entire life or whatever, homosexual. I'm going in a pink shirt and a headband, with tight grey sweatpants.
White Knighting has never, ever gotten a man laid in human history. You won’t be the first.
How can you be sure? Have you seen it?