>"There was one meme that really affected me, of me walking into a hotel with a pizza box in my hand," she told the outlet. "And this photo got manipulated into a character from Family Guy with the long legs and the short torso, and it was one of the most widespread memes at the time."
>"Everyone was making fun of my body and I brought it up with someone and they were like, 'Oh, shut the f--- up, it's funny,'" she recalled. "And I just remember sitting there and thinking, my body is being used as a joke and it's something that I can't change about who I am, and it is being posted all over Instagram."
>It continues to have a lasting impact on Moretz too. She added, "To this day, when I see that meme, it's something very hard for me to overcome."
well done, Cinemaphile. i hope y'all proud of yourselves.
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I don't get it, it is pretty accurate.
i don’t think it was based on her, if i remember correctly the joke was
>legs that go all the way up
which has predated chloe’s existence by thousands of years
No way. I made that shoop of her ages ago. I never knew it made it into family guy.
>And this photo got manipulated into a character from Family Guy
I have to correct you, Chloe. It's the other way around, i just shooped the pic because you already looked funny. I never knew it made it into family guy until today. Wonder if she's ever seen the others i made throughout the years.
based anon
thank you bros
congrats on the internet fame
The infamous hacker known as Cinemaphile strikes again!
Seems plausible anon. Nice.
I made that drawing of some cartoon figure whose legs never end, this has nothing to do with your photoshopped picture.
You hurt her feelings
Shame on you
is that seth rogen on the picture? top fricking kek
Congrats, jerk.
You made a girl feel bad about her appearance.
Hope you're happy.
I would be.
It was a team effort anon
>heh, *smug wojack* nothin, personnel
"your" pic is completely unrelated to the Family Guy gag moron
It didn't get into family guy, the family guy one is a seperate joke that happens to look like the image you're claiming you made
Here's the joke. It's not great. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAUJ7Pt8_vs
God I hate that fricking show
Yeah it's pretty shit. I also can't take it seriously after chris chan described islam as the "cleveland show to the bible's family guy"
>chris chan described islam as the "cleveland show to the bible's family guy"
That's actually pretty funny
low iq posts
You’re a hero.
>I didn’t say I knew her I said I cyberbullied her once
i didnt get that this was a gay joke until i got older
What
He didn’t mean knew in the biblical sense though
have another drink
King.
I knew this was gunna be a hype thread when I came in. Grats on causing this chick to bog herself beyond recognition in the future.
nobody has ever complained about her face, that’s her best attribute. i don’t think you can bog your body but i wouldn’t complain if she got some tots
Would marry
put me in the screenshot
>samegayging liar
Do you have enough replies for your epic screenshot on r/Cinemaphile yet?
mad lad
You're so cool, dude, I don't need any proof from you, I just believe a moron like you claiming this on Cinemaphile. You win the internets today my good gentlesir.
We need to screenshot this, post it on twitter and it will be the number 1 trending topic for years. This is so fricking cool. I kneel, you madlad
Best post on Cinemaphile in the history of Cinemaphile.
First post in this thread and wow. This is a special moment. To witness this.
based anon
congrats on the internet fame
The infamous hacker known as Cinemaphile strikes again!
What a special lad, I can't believe I was the one that posted this post.
What a special lad, I can't believe I was the one that posted this post.
Seems plausible, anon. Nice
bullshit
nothing this good ever happens on Cinemaphile anymore
i dont believe it
Of course it's bullshit. You can check the archives and see that it's not even the same filename.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Absolutely based and zozzle thank you anon very cool
the hero we don't deserve
was that actually it?
Are these photoshopped? I can't tell anymore.
OH MY GOD YOU'RE A MONSTER
Was this ever on Cinemaphile? I only know the DIO pic and the one with the beaner with the face.
it's photoshopped?
in family guy, do they actually refer to chloe in this bit?
>nooo le heckin girl can't handle it
She's aging like shit
You guys that perpetuated this should be ashamed, she is a beautiful person.
Lmao celebs that can't take a joke should neck and rope. You're in the limelight and can't handle bullying? Literally have frick you money for therapy and literally anything else they want but yet you symathise with attention seeking prostitutes? Join them on the tree homosexual
That whole aspect of fame is mind-boggling to me. A person can have his name in the mouths of millions, his character judged by countless people who he'll never meet. In the old days that only applied to the worst warlords, but now it's any moron with a good publicist.
>Lmao celebs that can't take a joke
whats the joke? this is just body shaming her.
Frick off Chloe. Go be rich about it.
>THEYRE RICH!! NO FEELINGS! NOT HUMAN BEINGS!!!!! RRRIIIIIIIICHHH!!!!
lol, donald trump-
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! DADY TRUMPS FEELINGS HURT!!!! STOP!! SO UNFAIR!!! EVERYONE MAKES FUN OF HIIIIM!!!!!
your TDS might be terminal
im happy to hear you're axions are grounded and you didnt shed a tear for any rich person, not trump, or male actor, or elon. happy to hear.
what the frick are you on about?
Quite a leap. Trump can suck a dick too.
2022, still rent free, jesus christ dude
literally what the frick you are talking about
This forever and ever
That’s why it’s okay and not really mean to make fun of her. I would go to the ends of the earth for a chance to whiff her gym socks. Therefore it’s clearly a joke. Making fun of Someone’s cleft lip or lizzo for looking like a fat walrus is actually mean (and based)
When bullying goes too far
Flawless aryan victory
>Jonah Hill BTFO by local tv presenter who he
attempted to dismiss as a "local tv persenter"
Goto website
this is how it shouldve gone bros:
>Ornella: .…Leo and Brad pitt comes and you’d go away
>Jonah: Ornella darling your breaking my heart here!! Or am I having a heart attack? wink*
>audience laughs while Ornella visibly look upset
>Ornella tries to say something but Jonah cuts her off and says, “call 911 I really am having a heart attack” while struggling to breath
>Jonah falls to the ground. Miles, Ornella, the audience gasp and everyone panics
>Jonah is sent to the nearest hospital and hours later he is pronounced dead
>The death of Jonah is heard all over the world, all major TV channels report his death while showing mourning fans crying and lighting candles.
>Ornella gets backlash for insulting Jonah moments before his death. She tries to apologise but fans are too mad to care what she has to say. She gets sent death threats, assault in public, etc
>Ornella goes into hiding
>10 years later Ornella is without a job, and is living as a homeless person in the streets of Paris. No one wanted anything to do with her. No job, her husband left her and took the kids years prior. She lost the custody battle since the judge and jury were Jonah Hill fans
>Day after day she sits on the sidewalk with her hand out with a piece of cardboard beside her that reads “money or food please” (in french)
>One cold morning with Ornella in her usual spot, she hears a voice that said “Bonjour Ornella”. She slowly looks up and says “Jonah?” The man smiles, turns around and walks away disappearing into the busy streets of Paris. Ornella is stunned, she sobs, and yells out Jonah! Jonah!
>millionaire child actor who can still frick and live life luxuriously is sad
oh nooo
>Pablo in the back
Way to go, Cinemaphile, your stupid memes have hurt her feelings. Maybe next time you'll realize these are real people with real feelings before making post for lols with your good time buddies on Cinemaphile.
the memes will continue until I get to have sex
-Cinemaphile
>implying that every meme ever is always made by Cinemaphile
have a nice day.
>americ**t cant take a joke
well shit me a kipper, no way!
what was peak chloe?
kickass?
500 days of summer
Look at her wrinkly skin around her eyes. She always had that.
she looks like a cartoon girl in this, it's weird
She doesn't. She looks like a pig, pedo.
if you think she is ugly you are a pedo. i have learned this from the last of us threads
It's an old Cinemaphile meme before you were born. The pedos always defend her and talk about how cute she is and normal people see her pig snout and make fun of her. It's a tradition, pedo.
her nose is kino
Wow she is not even a blonde. Lies, all lies
God, she was so cute back then.
still best mouf in hollywood
Holy shit that's hot brb going for a fap
what da mouf do
diddums
grimy
tbf to her, if someone made a meme of an unflattering pic of me that got famous, it would affect me too. im surprised shes not talking about the pedro one tho tbqh
oh no Chloë
>CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING?!
This reminds me of the seagull-men from Path of Exile for some reason.
Did she take a dose of Bane’s venom?
>my body is being used as a joke and it's something that I can't change about who I am
shut up b***h. you DID try to change your body and you made it look even worse. the people who are making your life hard aren't the ones laughing at you online, it's the people whispering in your ear to do these horrible Sunset Blvd. things to yourself and to keep you a viable human investment.
I srsly can’t tell if edits or not
such a wast of quads
>doesn't wanna be called a fridge
>wears a suit jacket with Roman shoulders
What did she mean by this
who are you talking to, incel? she cant hear you.
looks like a saints row character with the sliders all the way up
Yes, no man has ever had their body be made fun of. It only happens to women, and it only happens to her. Wah wah wah, b***h b***h moan, way to fricking Streisand yourself by bringing up this shit no one has thought about for 10 years. What the frick happened to people getting on with their lives?
who gives a frick about men.
Lets get serious and real Cinemaphile... is she a mutant?
Yes, as in she has left humanity behind
Why the frick would she agree on an ARTICLE about it? Is she mentally moronic? This will only attract more attention.
To a woman the only bad attention is no attention.
There's been a trend of this recently where celebrities agree to these puff pieces about how traumatized they are about being made fun of or whatever as a way to get attention or humanize themselves or whatever. Jonah Hill also did something like this recently.
This is her only publicity. Her very aim is to attract attention, for what that doesn't matter. Do you think she really gives two shits about memes? She wants money
Didn’t she retire from acting because of Cinemaphile memes as well? She kept getting A-List roles despite a string of box office duds.
Of all the memes we made she’s upset about that one? It’s so low effort. People were doing incredible shoops.
That one?
Not Pedro’s look of disgust or the bodybuilding shoops?
>There was one meme that really affected me
>one
I can't believe all are guys just got publicly dicked on by Family Guy shit. More than a decade of funposting and thirsting over pre-wall Moretz, and this is what Cinemaphile gets?
>Oh look at me! I am Mrs Fancy Movie Star! Eating at a fancy restaurant with my chopsticks because i'm better than you!!
BITCH.
one of my favourite pics.
the bear will never not make me laugh.
I could never figure out if the bear was waiting in line behind Bert Kreischer to suck a dick, or was just about to maul the homosexuals...
She respects rules 1 and 2.
Despite all the shops, she's still /ourgirl/
funniest pic ever
it's crazy how they all have eye contact like that
did he yell before he snapped the pic or something
Flash was on
>did he yell before he snapped the pic or something
Flash was on and for most point and shoots or even higher end flashes with TTL often they'll pop a medium intensity flash to check exposure and distance to subject about a half second before the shutter actuates and the full flash goes off. All those people turned because of the preflash.
If there's one thing to take away from the picture is that Pablo's not in it.
i recognize that gay blowjob
my dog has to use raised bowls exactly like that.
I wonder if Chloe has megaesophagus and hip dysplasia too
wait a minute
I've been conditioned over the years to look for the bear before I focus on anything else.
This photo reminds me of those liminal spaces images of empty buildings that were popular on /x/ a while back except it has people in it
Mila Kunis should be cancelled for not leaving a show that bodyshames women.
The fact that Mila Kunis ges catcalled with "Shut up Meg" everywhere she goes is absolutely hilarious
agreed
You people aren't shit, leave the girl alone.
All rich people deserve the hate of the masses. The fact that israelites convince people to look up to these greedy degenerates infuriates me.
She has bad fashion sense. Here she looks normal. Get a stylist to make you look better in public. Your image is your job
She didn't mind the ones where Paco has a disgusted look on his face?
>YOU UNDERESTIMATED MY POWER!
Did anyone ever find out what happend to pablo?
still in Hollywood, still disgusted.
dis homie lookin' zesty
That’s just Sal from impractical jokers
there is a photo from march of a very similar looking fellow showing chloe a photo on his phone and the reaction on her face suggests its this image but i wont post it cause you know who will ban me for posting an image of an actress without discussing her career kek
His name was Ignacio and he was deported about a month after that image became public.
poor guy probably got killed shortly after
The story was that he worked in the service industry in Mexico his whole life until he got a green card to work in the US where he got a high-end job working with celebs. When the grimace picture came out her agent and some execs pulled strings and got him booted back.
big if true
Wow, she's a c**t.
>The story was that he worked in the service industry in Mexico his whole life until he got a green card to work in the US where he got a high-end job working with celebs.
How old was he? he looks young.
The last photo we have of him, right before he got removed from the country.
even the unshopped pic really showed her defined muscles. but these days she has stopped hitting the gyms it seems
DIO!
What an aaaabsolute unit!
That c**t could literally pick any man she wants (almost), and she dares being muh victim
she dated david beckams kid a few years ago, but they broke up (because he got jelly she had bigger muscles then him)
Now she knows how every short guy in history has felt their entire lives I guess.
but hollywood is full of manlets like tom cruise and RDJ
and yet I haven't heard either b***hing about manlet oppression
you're not wrong but you're still a seething manlet
>Now she knows how every short guy in history has felt
Holy Projection Batman.
>females
>having self-awareness
lol
lmao
They will continue making fun of men who are short/balding/small dick/small hands/a million other things and feel justified in doing so while crying bloody vengeance when someone criticizes them a tiny amount.
she peaked in Dark Shadows
ah that johny depp as a vampire movie right?
she was a werewolf in it i think
Someone modeled her perfectly in virtamate. I've busted many, many a nut to this chick AND I still make fun of her and say mean stuff about her on the Internet. b***hes can't win, white power.
Fricking puberty hormones. They make or break people..
her pussy looks like it could swallow a man whole
Current year Chloe Dogg (age 25)
she turning into hillary clinton
The wall is real.
The Wall comes for us All
What the frick? She's just one year older than me?
I thought she was 30
bogged
she needs a fricking stylist and fast
Chloe Dogg age 25
How do you get crows feet at 25? I'm in my 30's and don't have any yet.
Id imagine all the smiling you have to do for pictures and shit would accelerate that
That hollywood lifestyle is rough. It's probably a combination of dehydration, too much makeup, alcoholism, too little sleep, and drug abuse.
She had wrinkles under her eyes since My name is Earl.
Well yeah you do but you don't smile and get that close to cameras ever
Females are so entitled it's unreal. They constantly mock men for their bodies, but god forbid it happens to them.
>They constantly mock men for their bodies
at this point, i see it equally happen on both sides online.
Oh sh...Just noticed it
sneakers o'toole
there are people on Cinemaphile right now who find this shit funny
>el ogro americano in the background
it irks me how celebrities seem to believe their lives are harder than average because people make jokes about them every now and then
is there anything she could have done to avoid growing into a goblin ?
Chloe is like a top news story of day with the other top stories being Hurricane Ian and Biden 9/11-ing Nordstorm 2
>MUH BODY DYSMORPHIA
My hatred of women increases daily.
>HAA HAA HA!!! YoU lOoK lIkE a FeAk HAAAAAAWW HAAAAAAWWW
>*woman cries*
>RRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAA@!@! I H8 WOMON!!! THEY CRY!!!! RRRAAA!
Meanwhile ten thousand white women are raped by brown men every day but that's just local news.
What the frick planet are you on you delusional shut-in moron.
>Hurricane Ian
imagine giving a frick about florida.
>why isn't the Celebrity News section of Glamour Magazine covering international geopolitics?
>my body is being used as a joke and it's something that I can't change about who I am
>And this photo got manipulated into a character from Family Guy with the long legs and the short torso, and it was one of the most widespread memes at the time
>most widespread memes at the time
I'm LITERALLY online for more than 15 hours a day, at least 5-6 on Cinemaphile, and I have never EVER see that meme.
I've done myself at least 10 Pedro edits, I'm offended that that meme isn't the one that affected her
you're not on boomerbook. thats probably where she saw it, that "meme" looks like its gone through image compression hell, a tell tale sign of boomerbook.
The Chloe-bashing golden age goes back to like 2015, when we used to compare her to a pig and then later on as a fridge. We started making shoops of her around 2016 and the Pedro pic surfaced (if my memory serves me right). We made a shitton of shoops then. You have to have been there to see it.
I stopped posting on Cinemaphile in 2015 and I'm sure I cloeposted before that.
Pretty sure pedro is older than that too, but I might be wrong.
Bre I'm a fricking loser I've been on Cinemaphile since like 2010
newbie
if it's any comfort to her, I have no idea wo this person is
that wasn’t her, i’ve seen the set.
The interaction was, however. It was one of the Kardashians trying to throw shade at Chloe only for Chloe to call her an idiot for thinking it was her in the picture.
yeah i remember. so can you just post buttholes on twitter? they’re ok with buttholes but banned this based girl?
basada
Man, i love physics.
They were inspired by mission impossible (director's commentary on the collector's edition blu ray) physics which is a very serious movie unlike her monster movie
except Cruise is already moving in the correct direction and faster than the helicopter (he's jumping off it, trying to reach the train) so the physics actually check out. the only thing wrong with the M:I scene is that of course the explosion would probably kill or at least KO Cruise so he wouldn't be able to continue. but he very likely could reach the train, as a limp ragdoll with burns.
He would've been dead anyway. Physics don't check out at all.
but anon, that's what I said. I admitted that he would probably die. but the physics DO check out because what happens makes sense, even if it's exaggerated. falling out of plane and then being blasted back into it (complete reversal of velocity plus overcoming gravity for the distance to the plane) would require an explosion so massive it would affect the plane and literally disintegrate the human.
It's even worse since the plane is moving and there is no reason for she bounce back to the same spot and find the plane there waiting for her. If Kevin Smith ever said something worthy in his whole life it was "In Hollywood shit falls upward".
true, the air friction would slow her horizontal movement down as the plane keeps its velocity intact.
the moment she exited the planes slipstream (6”-1’ at best) she’d be miles behind the plane in a few seconds
nah, that's exaggerated. doesn't track when you watch people jumping out of the back or sides of planes with a parachute. they don't lose speed compared to the plane THAT quickly.
that’s because they’re in the slipstream and the plane is flying at low speed. directly behind the plane you have 10-20’ of slipstream. this is why skydivers dong jump out the bottom at high altitude
It's a monster movie. It's not supposed to be realistic, morons.
Is her show based on the William Gibson book any good?
Sneed
Oh, shut the frick up, it's funny
not really
Everything that happens to other people: comic relief
Everything that happens to me: serious main plot.
ngl I'd love to lick her bunghole
she’s not a horrible actress and she’s still kinda cute when she’s not dressed up like a moron for a modeling shoot, but every time she does this attention whoring shit it blows up in her face. last time she felt left out of the #metoo movement so she invented a story about how some male director had the balls to ask her to wear a push up bra for a role
What role would that be?
she never dropped a name but i’m guessing it was the equalizer as she was playing a prostitute
yeah that tracks. a lot of nerve to second-guess antoine fuqua tho.
Wasn’t she literally walking around half naked in some Louis CK movie?
>I once served Chloe at a seafood restaurant up in Maine.
>She ordered the snow crab and when I brought it out I realized she didn't have a little hammer or a pair of crab crackers
>Chole responded " That's ok I don't need them"
>I walked to the back for a bit before I heard a loud bang and then screaming.
>I rushed out to see several patrons bleeding and crying around loved ones.
>It looked as if a crab bomb went off. Crab shrapnel littered the restaurant. People trying desperately to stop the bleeding on those that were still alive.
>Just then another loud bang rang out and I was knocked off my feet. I looked through the haze of butter in my eyes.
>I see Chole using her gargantuan hands to smash and tear at the crab. I look to my left and see the hostess clutching her neck as a crab claw has severed her jugular.
>I look up to the ceiling and then Chloe appears over me empty plate in hand and she only says one word that still haunts me to this day.
>"MORE"!
>my body is being used as a joke and it's something that I can't change about who I am
How anti trans of her
shes an angel
I like Chloe
You're all jealous. It only means if you breed with her, she'll only produce strong men.
And if you have a daughter instead?
your weak genes will turn the daughter smooth.
Then your grandsons will be strong.
*hits pipe*
Fricking misinformation. Family guy joke was a separate joke. They just looked similar so someone put them side by side.
She probably doesn't give a shit, and it's a publicity stunt.
She's usually a cool person and I doubt she'd let Cinemaphile morons get into her head.
Have they cast Abby for season 2 of TLOU yet? I mean Chlomo as Hit-Girl was the one to popularize the notion of a little girl being a brutal and highly trained killer action hero.
Why is it okay for women to make fun of men for their height or penis size but ONE little comment about a foid and you have the entire media on her side and how you shouldn't 'body shame'
I doubt she gives a shit, it's a publicity stunt. She's a cool person and I doubt she'd let Cinemaphile morons to get into her head.
you’re probably right, this has all the trappings of one of her gay brothers idea to get headlines, but i’m pretty sure she was pissed about the pablo meme, she hinted about it on twitter something about taco tuesday
How long until she troons out?
no actors that want actual work are going to do that after what happened to ellen
She should get over her body issue problems by doing a full frontal nude scene.
thankfully i don't watch that dogshit show, i have fricking standards.
I have made some abominations in my years while using the Dragon's Dogma character creator, but I have never been able to replicate her.
I also remember when I was sitting and thinking about her body being used.
ill just keep posting my favourites
if you can spot pablo you win
You're a grown man who lives with his parents. inb4 troony rage
get him chloe
She was hot in Mother/android
i’d put a baby in her without hesitation
Cry me a river you rich c**t
I would like to actually see the priginal picture of her with that pizza... i dont think ive ever seen an unedited pic of her, but is till know she has a dissgusting body, looks like a fridge with WWE shoulders.
And to tink some idiots spammed her a few years ago LMAO imagine actually liking her... i pity you.
I think she's cute, and she always has her nails done which is a plus.
also she has her personal homie slave so its a huge bonus.
>literally can't even tie her own shoes
What a waste.
wtf is there black guy holding umbrellas for them
they would have made kino babies
she’ll always be cute to me idk why she’s a raging dork
>always has her nails done
True. If your job is to be eye candy, there's never any excuse to not be put together.
I am not sure why but I really enjoyed the extremely photoshopped pictures of her.
>my body is being used as a joke and it's something that I can't change about who I am, and it is being posted all over Instagram.
Tell it to millions of roasties who mock men for being short/having small dick
you dummies need to learn a little reading comprehension. she's not saying the family guy scene was inspired by the image, she's saying someone shooped the image and paired it with a family guy screenshot. "manipulated" means shooped in this case.
I know we like to make fun of her in memes and certain hairy handed coomer anons loved her as a preteen but....
What is she in today? We are having an irrelevant Chloe thread might as well tell us what she's in now.
I saw the Louis CK movie it wasn't good more like 1/4 of a woody allen movie.
Didn't ask what you thought of a louis ck movie lmao
No surprise Family Guy writers have reputations for stealing material.
>I brought it up with someone and they were like, 'Oh, shut the f--- up, it's funny,'
At least she's not completely surrounded by liars and yes men.
chloe is cute. cope, seethe, dilate
shes pretty if shes not dressed like a clown from the court of louis 14th
how is this thread still up? i dont see alot of people discussing this actors careers along with these photos
>it's something that I can't change about who I am, and it is being posted all over Instagram."
Lmao she did change her body though, she lost all of that weight and got Botox, now looks like a busted old hag.
>And I just remember sitting there and thinking, my body is being used as a joke and it's something that I can't change about who I am
she now understands a small amount of the pain of very short guys
seems like just yesterday we were all jacking off to her in 2009
>we
sorry champ, but ive always found this little miss piglet dissgusting.
She just did this for more attention and you buttholes are giving it to her.
I'd give her butthole some attention
and getting laughs out of it, fair is fair
@174768997
(You) will never be a woman.
I'LL EAT YOUR ASS CHLOE!!!