There will never be another trilogy like The Prequels

There will never be another trilogy like The Prequels

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    watch the RLM reviews

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just post the arguments here.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      onions español, no hablo ingles

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      RLM also said Kenobi and the ST in general were good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >"Episode III intro sucks because its CG and 3d models aren't real artistry."

      Uh oh, Red Letter söy sucking cuck moment. Learn to formulate your own opinions.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think that's the point Mike was making, it's just that doing a one-take isn't nearly as challenging when your camera, set, and "actors" don't actually exist in the physical plane

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That seems like your take more than it is Mike's.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's actually a fair point. The OT pioneered a golden age of SPX whereas the PT pioneered blockbusters being turned into literal cartoons. Simple as.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          CGI was used before Star Wars you cretin. The movie Tron was almost entirely based on similar effects and came way before that, and that's just one example.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I never said it wasn't, moron. What I did say was that Lucas was a technological innovator and hinted at the idea that the OT pioneered a new level of technical artistry and pushed the envelope when it came to SPX. However, the PT was based around technology that would soon turn movies into cartoons and open an era where SPX couldn't carry a movie anymore (unfortunately for Lucas who really can't write).

            Cope moron.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Which is still wrong and moronic. Lucas didn't make the "cartoon movies" you're referencing here. That's on the creators and the studios who made them happen. He had nothing to do with it.
              You can shift the blame and cope all you want, but copycats existing means nothing insofar that an original creator is concerned.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, moron. Lucas was a technological innovator and the PT was made right at the cusp of movies becoming cartoons. I'm not saying he was solely responsible for it (you complete and total moron) and I'm not saying it was as innovative as the OT (that's kind of the point, moron). Pic-related refutes your intelligence. Cope homosexual.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm not saying he was solely responsible for it
                You more or less did already.
                But you're wrong either way. Your seething, as pathetic and gay as it is, should be directed towards the people who chose to be copycats. Not because someone else chose to be innovative with a set of movies that would benefit from such methods, or at the very least required it to even get the full story and scope across.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >You more or less did already.
                No I really didn't. Not reading the rest of your post because you're a disingenuous moron.

                >I'm talking about the fact movies are literally computer-animated cartoons now
                Not him but I like Love Death and Robots so that's a win for me.

                I haven't seen all of that series but I've seen a couple episodes and they were decent. I'm not saying all computer animation is bad--just that it's interesting to note that Lucas was a pioneer and the technical artistry of the OT still stands up whereas the shit he was doing in the PT is looked down upon now (he went crazy with greenscreens). The guy above is too dumb to understand that point.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Lucas was a pioneer and the technical artistry of the OT still stands up whereas the shit he was doing in the PT is looked down upon now
                By who? You?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The general consensus is that greenscreen is soulless compared to the physical craftsmanship that used to be the centerpiece of creative filmmaking. Don't confuse this with the idea that I'm a Luddite, moron.

                >No rebuttals

                The rebuttal was you're acting like Star Wars is Shakespear. Cope moron.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You did though. You think modern movies are "cartoons" (absolutely false and moronic opinion by someone who only watches the bare minimum of mainstream), and that it was primarily Lucas' fault.
                You can't backtrack on this as you already implied it.
                Even if it's true that he served as inspiration for other people who ventured into blockbuster territory, he has talked about the failures of that model of filmmaking on more than one occasion.
                Don't hate the player, hate the game. Or in your case, I guess hate the player would be more appropriate, because if you're willing to invest this much time and effort into convincing other people they shouldn't enjoy something, you may as well take off your nostalgia glasses for the original Star Wars.
                Whether you'd like to admit it or not, George Lucas was very much involved in the OT, and whatever you may have liked about those movies came from his mind as well.
                So it stands to reason that if the PT makes you so upset, it would be useful to at least admit to yourself that Star Wars isn't your cup of coffee.
                That would be a better position.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >You did though.
                I didn't. I said Lucas was a technical pioneer and I'll add that the creation of Industrial Light & Magic is seen as a watershed moment for SPX and raised the bar of technical filmmaking. Not reading the rest of your sperg. Cope moron.

                Not reading the rest of your sperg.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I've just watched Predator from late 80s and that's literally a live action cartoon.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's an 80s action movie. Those are supposed to be cartoonish in terms of plot and action. I'm talking about the fact movies are literally computer-animated cartoons now. Predator is from an era before 1000s upon 1000s of animators simply drew pictures. That's the point.

            >Being open to interpretation means it's bad now

            >open to interpretation
            Like I said: it isn't Coriolanus. There's no depth, moron.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You saying so doesn't make it so. This is flat out anti intellectualism.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >anti-intellectualism
                >implying intellect is why people like Star Wars
                Frick you're moron. Kek.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They're more intelligent than you are.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not according to evidence ITT. Cope homosexual.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, according to evidence ITT. They are smarter.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >No rebuttals

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >I'm talking about the fact movies are literally computer-animated cartoons now
              Not him but I like Love Death and Robots so that's a win for me.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >movies are literally computer-animated cartoons now
              I wish.
              We have Ready player one and Tintin 2011, what else?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I know, thankfully you're right. No trilogy will ever be as trash as the prequels.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't post the PT, you're making RLMtroons angry.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      an urban shitlib atheist like you wouldn't understand the divine grandiosity of the architecture Lucas designed here. please go back to RLM

      13 years and prequel gays still seething.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This thread proves it's literally the other way around though.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >a troll comment for FPBP (that's it)
          >prequel gays crying about RLM
          Nice headcanon. You homosexuals attribute all criticism of the prequels and seethe about a video that's well over a decade old.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >makes threads seething about the PT (a pg movie btw, just so we're clear) every single day
            >oh but my youtube friend simulator is the real rent free!
            Kek. Also, the notion that RLM were the first to point out their dislike for the PT is ludicrous.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >makes threads seething about the PT (a pg movie btw, just so we're clear) every single day
        >oh but my youtube friend simulator is the real rent free!
        Kek. Also, the notion that RLM were the first to point out their dislike for the PT is ludicrous.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >people who aren't moronic dislike the trilogy and make fun of it
          >it's an established fact the prequels are bad
          >YOU'RE ONLY DOING THIS BECAUSE OF A VIDEO!
          Cope.

          [...]

          In case I didn't see it? Frick you're moronic. Just tell him he's "based" you moronic homosexual.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Try reading my post again but slower this time, moron. I literally said RLM didn't invent prequel hate.
            >>YOU'RE ONLY DOING THIS BECAUSE OF A VIDEO!
            No, you're only doing this because you're a literal manchild whose childhood was stripped away by George (based)

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Op forgot about the sequel trillogy

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How come most of the Jedi temple is just an endless open space with pillars? What do people even do there? Just walk? Where do they walk to? Kind of pointles to design your buildings to be 95% useless transitory space and 5% shit where you actually want to go to.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Visual noise, easier to render, don't have to bother actually designing stuff that makes sense.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It symbolizes the emptiness of the closeted homosexual lifestyle (pillars = phallus) that the Jedi lead
      It's like pottery

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      who cleans up all this mess

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sheev's droids put them all in the incinerator

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        unpaid jannies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >what do they eat?

      More big brain talking points on Cinemaphile.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      an urban shitlib atheist like you wouldn't understand the divine grandiosity of the architecture Lucas designed here. please go back to RLM

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There is more meaning in that screenshot alone than you could find in the entire works of Shakespeare
        Only prequelbros understand how to decipher these masterpieces. I only hope one day children will read the screenplay of the prequels instead of boring grandpa literature in schools

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >reading screenplays

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The compositing in these movies is so fricking awful.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's kino

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's beyond shit. This is what everyone means when they're complaining about the "CGI" or "visual effects". It's the compositing that's fricked. Turns out that you can't render all that shit at the same time on 90s hardware, so you have three options: either lower the quality and do everything in one shot (every video game does this), use real sets, say "frick it" and try to blend everything together which is never going to work.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Turns out that you can't render all that shit at the same time on 90s hardware
            Maybe stick to things you know about instead of talking out of your ass.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              But i'm a zoomtroon, must spit fire fr fr feel me?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        all the hangars in the (theatrical) OT look so bad

        same with the windows on Cloud City

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the matte paintings look worse because of the dogshit color grading on the blu ray releases

          and there's only ONE window in Cloud City in a shot that last three seconds, that's nothing compared to the constant onslaught of visual diarrhea in the prequels

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            bad compositing, green screen, etc look like a 'mistake' in the same way a boom mic in the shot is a mistake.

            wonky sets or jerky miniatures have a charm to them. don't think this is a particularly unpopular opinion at this point. however why would you not apply it to 'dated' CGI? i think the prequels look fine, i can still enjoy them and these 'bad' shots you're posting have a charm to them.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The problem isn't that the CGI is just "dated". Jurassic Park looks "dated", but that was a real movie made by a real director who understood the constraints of the technology he was working under and took great strides to hide the imperfections through smart camerawork, lighting, etc.

              George's entire raison d'etre with the prequels was to do the least amount of work possible. George fricking hates directing, so he just made the prequels a bunch of static medium shots on sound stages with green screens 2 feet behind the actors so the film could be made in post for him by the computer. George is responsible for modern MCU CGI vomit where any moron comedy sitcom director can be given a blockbuster movie because the ACTUAL movie is being made by the ILM interns

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Absolutely wrong. George has been vocal about the downsides of blockbusters longer than any mainstream director I can think of.
                The reason why the prequels were CGI heavy was because this was the cutting edge technology at the time, and his main interest as a visual director was tech and experimentation.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He whines about corporations but everything Disney uses to shit out 5 marvel movies a year is tech George normalized on the prequels

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >heh you like this original movie made by one independent creator? well guess what other movies are made by corporations and thats his fault
                meds

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                A lot of the things shown in the prequels were unfilmable with OT tech. He only started making the movies when the technology was available. If anything, he jumped on the opportunity too quickly, because things weren't as advanced as they should've been.
                And Disney plays no part in that anon's actual arguments because he most likely enjoyed at least the first two Disney sequels.
                There's always an ulterior motive with these posts and a motivation behind them. You'd be naive to think otherwise.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >A lot of the things shown in the prequels were unfilmable with OT tech.

                Yeah and what the prequels had to show were ugly and looked better in films released decades previously. Coruscant is an uglier Blade Runner ripoff and that movie still looks better than Attack of the Clones

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Try reading my post again, kid. He should've made them later when the tech was more advanced.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >He should've made them later when the tech was more advanced.
                I think that's because you put Star Wars on a pedestal that Lucas never did

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sacrificing years of your personal time on a new trilogy despite the fact that you're already set for life IS putting something on a pedestal.
                These were the limitations of the digital technology at the time.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >despite the fact that you're already set for life
                The guy made movies before he was rich, and he kept making them after he was rich. That's just being passionate.
                My point is that this attitude that Lucas should have simply waited for other people to do the heavy lifting, develop new technology and then swoop in afterwards to make the most conventionally competent movie possible is a moronic one.

                First of all by that logic absolutely nothing would ever get made, because you'll spend your life waiting for the next big leap in technology.
                Secondly it goes against everything Lucas believes in, and enjoys about the creative process. He liked using Star Wars as a way to innovate, to give audiences something that they've never seen before - just as he did with the original trilogy.

                The fact that you view Star Wars as something sacred that should have left the awkward early days of digital tech to other, 'lesser' films - and then coast by on their risks, says a lot more about you than it does about the movies.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >First of all by that logic absolutely nothing would ever get made
                As true as that may be, you wouldn't have all these "George ruined my childhood" neckbeards wouldn't be throwing hissy fits about these movies some 40 is it now? years later.
                >. He liked using Star Wars as a way to innovate, to give audiences something that they've never seen before - just as he did with the original trilogy.
                That is correct. However, the OT was more innovative than the PT and looked better. There's no shame in admitting that as objective fact. The real point I'm trying to make is the one you already illustrated, about him being interested in innovation. Moreover, and I can't stress this enough, every CGI heavy movie made in the early 2000s would've lead to similar results. Especially one that had been made by Disney.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >However, the OT was more innovative than the PT and looked better.
                That's absolutely untrue.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's true.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The tech is "more advanced" now and movies made in the style of the prequels look just as fricking hideous

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Wrong. Case in point: the sequel trilogy which looks better than the PT (and is inferior in pretty much every other aspect)

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Because the sequels were made to be the anti-prequels. Did you miss all the REAL SETS, PRACTICAL EFFECTS memeing up to TFA's release?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                GRITTY REALISTIC SABER FIGHTS??

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Did you miss all the REAL SETS, PRACTICAL EFFECTS
                Yes. Because it was still littered with CGI. Why did it look better? Because the tech was there. Moreover, practical tech has also improved and advanced.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sets were built to augment the CGI and vice versa rather than just having everyone mime out the entire movie on a barren sound stage

                They constructed about 100 feet of a real set and hired several dozen extras, leaving the CGI shit to the background. If this scene existed in the prequels, George would have just had Boyega, Tran, and Christie alone on a barren sound stage with the green screen two feet behind them, making the image look flat and fake

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >the Mega Star Destroyer

                the fricking what

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You know, that ultra-wideboy they made by taking the super star destroyer in photoshop and dragging it out horizontally

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                In the prequels, sure. Had he made the prequels in the same time frame of the ST, then no.
                In fact, there's a real possibility they would've looked better than the ST. Not only because the filmmaking process would be more advanced, but because it would've been original and not a rehash of the OT with some things added from the PT that worked well enough on their own.
                And that's the entire crux of the argument I'm making. Lucas would've most likely ended up doing a superior ST. Do I want that to be the truth necessarily? No, I don't really care who gets to make the movies as long as they're good.
                But it is in all likelihood the truth. It's a fact that Disney did not manage to deliver something that would blow the PT away as magnificently superior. A group of people working on a tv show (the mandalorian) have so far done a better job than a million dollar budget ST. That speaks volumes in itself.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Lucas would've most likely ended up doing a superior ST.

                Lucas was never going to actually make the ST because he fricking hates making movies

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Lucas was never going to actually make the ST
                Evidence shows otherwise. What he ended up doing is that he realized he was not only too old to invest so many years in a new trilogy, but also because he had other things he was occupied with, and when you couple that with the reception of the PT, it makes sense why he didn't go forward with the ST. He still gave Disney his story treatment, and only a few of his suggested plot elements were used.
                >because he fricking hates making movies
                What would make you assume that?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The sequels didn't even look good, Disney CGI is all weird and plasticky, it's really fricking weird how early 2000s CG like Zathura looks so solid and real, and then you go to the late 2010s and have to sit through fricking Black Panther looking like a PS1 game, and it's not like the tech has regressed, nowadays even japs who are infamous for how cheap their movie CG used to look back in the day can make something like Shin Godzilla, while Disney's monopoly on Hollywood is making every other movie look like fricking Spirits Within.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >George is responsible for these movies he didn't make
                This is the most moronic take I've ever read on Cinemaphile, congrats

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >George's entire raison d'etre with the prequels was to do the least amount of work possible.
                He worked his ass off Black person

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How is the composition bad?
        Explain in at least two sentences, complete with reference picture.
        A comparison is helpful in getting your point across

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bro they’re the space Vatican

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >all that open space
        what do they eat?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          vaticon carne

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >what do they eat?
          The corpse of some guy who died 2000 years ago.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Sensible chuckle.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      More importantly, what was the Republic's tax policy?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Have you ever been to a temple before?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its a temple you dumb motherfricker, not a commieblock. despite this they still have living quarters and other rooms in the temple which is a giant building.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      On a city-wide planet where one square meter is expensive and most people live in small apartments.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    And That's A Good Thing!

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why was obi wans acting so good and impactful in the prequels but so shitty in his series?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    thank frick
    Can you imagine if they were as pervasive as capeshit?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >There will never be another trilogy like The Prequels
    And that's a good thing

    these movies were trash.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But the Sequels exist

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thank god. Now we get quality like the sequel trilogy. The future is bright!

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I really wish there was a series of reviews that would tell me what to think about these movies. I watched them and enjoyed them, but whenever I say I liked them, people look at me weird.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    thank god though disney managed to shit one out that's even worse somehow

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How could it? Star Wars is the only massive IP tht was run by a man and not a corporation

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why, oh why did he sell it to the Mouse?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because that's what the fans asked for

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So he can appease the raging nerds ITT. But ironically enough, now that he isn't involved with Star Wars, people seem even more prone to be upset and complain, diverting their energy to a person who has nothing to do with Star Wars once more.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Of course, if they wouldn't sperg about him they would have to admit that it was objectively better under him.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe. Whatever the case is, it does beg the question why people are so focused on the PT in particular and why they can't come to terms with the fact that some people liked those movies.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Lucas Derangement Syndrome isn't a meme, its a real condition

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >shit acting, shit script, overusage of poor CGI, brand recognition
    The sequels did the same things.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you actually compare the PT vs. the OT side by side this is how it goes:

    >Acting
    OT
    >Music
    PT
    >Writing (dialogue)
    PT
    >Plot
    PT
    >FX
    OT

    A lot of the bones of the PT are objectively superior, the direction was simply lacking and thus the acting and execution as well. That's why people are still watching these movies. Bad movies simply get forgotten, not discussed 20 years after the fact. The OT became classics because they were novel, and fun, and spectacles for their time, not because they nailed every facet of movie production, there was room to improve on the simplistic plot and dialogue.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Writing (dialogue)
      >PT
      I wish I could wish that you don't really think this is what you wished for.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >pretending to be moronic

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's actually good writing. The delivery is just bad at times. When it's good delivery (Palpatine opera scene) it's really striking.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ESL? autistic? 8 years old?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No, just not a fricking midwit that thinks regurgitated memes like "I hate sand" invalidate 3 movies worth of superior dialogue writing. I'm capable of separating the blueprint from the construction. The PT is complex where the OT is happy to be simple.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              oh so you're a below-midwit? it's not just memes, it's several hours worth of unnatural lines, cliches, and other moronic statements.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That sounds more like the OT. You guys aren't really worth discussion because you think something is beyond reproach due to being old and novel for its time.

                Just because the premise is more complex doesn't mean the plot is better, especially when it's a catastrophic narrative failure

                No, it's still just better.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i never commented on the OT, though I would agree that the time and context of something's creation is relevant. You're doing a lot of insulting and leaping to conclusions for someone who's so smart

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ok well I did. My initial comparison was OT vs PT, since it's pretty unfair to compair a sci fi space opera to, say, an atmospheric Oscarbait historical drama or something.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i agree that they shouldn't be compared. but that still doesn't explain why people talk like they're slipping in and out of a poor victorian impersonation in the sci fi space opera

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The delivery is bad because the writing is bad. Harrison Ford once said "you can type this shit, but you can't say it" about George's unedited dialogue.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Nope, and maybe Ford is just a moron since he got all of the most simplistic quips and one liners in the whole saga

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >good writing
            Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >good writing
          Did you ever read a book that it not Star Wars?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      (dialogue)
      >PT
      >>Plot
      >PT

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The plot of the OT is literally just good guys vs bad guys, big evil empire (for some reason), big evil ship and big evil ship version 2.0

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Just because the premise is more complex doesn't mean the plot is better, especially when it's a catastrophic narrative failure

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The plot of the PT is literally just good guys (Jedi) vs bad guys (Palpatine, Dooku, Grievous), big evil Corporations (for some reason), big evil robot with four lightsabers, and big evil robot with one lightsaber version 2.0

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >good guys (Jedi)
            This is bait right?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No, lay off your shitty "EU" material and watch the movies without being moronic. You can also listen to the audio commentary and read Lucas' interviews. The Jedi are unambiguously good guys who were just manipulated and outplayed by Palpatine. Jedi's intentions are never in question in any of the movies. Palpatine, Dooku, Captain Malevolence, the CIS are all unambiguously evil, clear villains of the story. Anakin was just a moron, who became a villain, because the plot said so.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I've never read any EU shit, you clearly didn't watch the movies

                How much more obvious could he make it than playing the fricking Imperial March over the Republic getting its army, that you're not looking at the good guys?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >over the Republic getting its army
                Palpatine*
                He is the bad guy, anon. The Imperial march was playing for him, as the camera was focused on him overseeing his army.

                No it's not you fricking moron. The CIS are not unambiguously evil, they're a group of planets and traders fighting for their interests from an overlord, being manipulated by a man with intentions to use their conflict as proxy for emergency dictator powers.

                Dooku is possibly the most "grey area" character in all 6 movies.

                >The CIS are not unambiguously evil, they're a group of planets and traders fighting for their interests
                We never see actual *CIS* in any of the movies. What we see is greedy, evil corporations and their battle-droids, led by Dooku, an EVIL SITH LORD. He is *unambiguously* evil. He is a Sith Lord with a red lightsaber, on the Dark Side, shooting lightning out of his fingertips (like the Emperor), bragging about his power level, and he is a servant of DARTH SIDIOUS, the Space Satan.
                Fricking pseuds, those are movies for 12 year olds. Like I said, go listen to the audio commentaries on DVD/BD and read Lucas' interviews. You put way more thoughts into these shitty flicks than he ever did. Probably because you read some garbo comic books or novels or whatever.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Palpatine*
                You mean the guy in charge of the Republic?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Who only became in charge of it, because he orchestrated a crisis and got himself in a position of power. Then he orchestrated another crisis, and then he killed everyone who opposed him.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He was voted in

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You are trying your hardest to ignore a shit ton of plot material and fit a reduction into your preconceived bullshit. It just doesn't work. The PT plot is ambiguous, that's one of the reasons why people get frequently confused. They don't understand the motivations and interactions between the CIS, Dooku, Palpatine, Jango Fett, etc.

                >Fricking pseuds, those are movies for 12 year olds. Like I said, go listen to the audio commentaries on DVD/BD and read Lucas' interviews. You put way more thoughts into these shitty flicks than he ever did. Probably because you read some garbo comic books or novels or whatever.

                The absolute fricking irony of this post. You're watching reviews, commentary, interviews of these movies and I've never fricking bothered, and then saying I care too much. Movies for 12 year olds indeed! LMFAO

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's a whole lotta nothing in your post, just to admit that the prequels are shit.
                >LMFAO
                Go back.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                this doesn't look bad to me t b h
                reminds me of old movies with painted backdrops

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That’s a real set

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                http://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/filename/%201451129493380.webm/

                What did he mean by this?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                LDG (lucas derangement syndrome)
                And the funny part is Lucas is no longer involved with Star Wars. The even funnier part is that you never see the sequels discussed in such a matter, because they don't even have the 2 or however many defenders anon thinks the prequels have.
                Which is a shame really, I thought some parts of the ST were ok, regardless if they were blind rehashes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Black person can't even follow the plot of a children's movie
                oh no no no no

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, it's just not true. I felt the same way about Dooku watching these movies as a kid.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I could see how you would think that, if you didn't watch or pay attention for 8 hours. It's all clearly explained when you aren't starting at your phone or licking a window or whatever it is you redditors do instead of analyzing the movie properly.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The Prequels are dumb flicks for 12-year-olds, they are proto-capeshit, and they will never be art. They are an elaborate toy ad. And you ought to watch some real movies and read some books, instead of indulging yourself in pointless pseudo-intellectual masturbation, applied to trite, childish banalities of a space fairy tale.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nah. They're fun, good movies and I will continue to enjoy them while you keep trying to write a treatise as to why I shouldn't lol.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And yet they're important enough for you to make it your job to go around and tell people "t-they're not art" because george ruined your childhood nostalgia.
                At this point, an intelligent adult would just let it go and move on from Star Wars period.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No it's not you fricking moron. The CIS are not unambiguously evil, they're a group of planets and traders fighting for their interests from an overlord, being manipulated by a man with intentions to use their conflict as proxy for emergency dictator powers.

            Dooku is possibly the most "grey area" character in all 6 movies.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Meanwhile the original trilogy literally begins by telling you the Empire is 'evil'.

              I love the first two films but fricking hell George

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            There are heroes on both sides, remember?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This except the Acting and FX are also the PT

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hayden is an amazing actor, he was just very poorly directed because Lucas is an authist who doesn't understand teenagers (Also the reason he fricked up TPM by making Anakin a kid, he actually thought a teenage boy would not have a good relationship with his mom).

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Hayden is good and plays anakin great.
          Don’t get why people give him shit when he accurately portrays a prodigy that has been inducted in a brutally repressive cult, that also engages in courtly love with his oneitis and sometimes struggles with his emotions. Then later becomes unhinged and subsisting on pure copium.
          An excellent portrayal

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Because they didn't want Anakin to be a prodigy that has been inducted in a brutally repressive cult, that also engages in courtly love with his oneitis and sometimes struggles with his emotions then later becomes unhinged and subsisting on pure copium.
            They wanted him to be https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1z4xrs0ypaQ

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >a brutally repressive cult
              >shills PT movies
              >doesn't understand them
              >thinks the Jedi are "brutally repressive" and it's not moron Anakin, who was just greedy and could not let go of his attachments that he turned into possessions
              every time

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >"shilling" movies that were released 50 years ago
                based moron

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The Jedi are portrayed as corrupt and wrong; and have been portrayed as such since episode 5 (arguably 4, since obiwan is an expert bullshitter).
                They are consistently proven wrong and close minded.
                PT just makes their failures very large, and very costly for the galaxy

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, they weren't. Never happened. They were never corrupt or wrong, they were outplayed by Palpatine. That is what Lucas had said himself.

                And about Anakin:

                >"The Jedi are trained to let go. They're trained from birth," he continues, "They're not supposed to form attachments. They can love people- in fact, they should love everybody. They should love their enemies; they should love the Sith. But they can't form attachments. So what all these movies are about is: greed. Greed is a source of pain and suffering for everybody. And the ultimate state of greed is the desire to cheat death." --George Lucas, The Making Of Revenge Of The Sith; page 213.

                >George Lucas: The core of Anakin's problem is that Jedi are raised from birth so they learn to let go of everything. They're trained more than anything else to understand the transitional nature of life, that things are constantly changing and you can't hold on to anything. You can love things but you can't be attached to them. You must be willing to let the flow of life and the flow of the Force move through your life, move through you. So that you can be compassionate and loving and caring, but not be possessive and grabbing and holding on to things and trying to keep things the way they are. Letting go is a central theme of the film.

                >"He turns into Darth Vader because he gets attached to things. He can't let go of his mother, he can't let go of his girlfriend. He can't let go of things. It makes him greedy. And when you are greedy, you are on the path to the Darkside, because you fear you're going to lose things, that you're not going to have the power you need." -- George Lucas, Time Magazine, 2002

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >They were never corrupt or wrong
                They absolutely were.
                Just not to the extent that they could be compared to someone like Palpatine obviously.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >These ten thousand reclusive monks, who spent most of their time resolving conflicts across the galaxy, got tricked and are slightly smug while not helping all of the trillions of beings in the galaxy
                >Clearly they are totally bad and deserve their genocide
                This punching upwards and moral relativism is just fricking pathetic.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                they are totally bad
                Literally never said that, moron. Anakin was the one who fricked up. The Jedi Order wasn't perfect in any stretch of the imagination, and also could've done better.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Did all the people who were killed in God's flood deserve their genocide?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >the billions upon billions of people who died at the hands of Vader and the Empire are necessary collateral damage because Vader threw another bad guy into a pit for selfish reasons at the last second

                And you have the gall to clutch pearls over moral relativism, lmao

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Funny how the anti-Prequel gays will screech about people using the cartoons or comics or whatever as sources for anything, but then they'll use random quotes from Lucas or others involved in production as hard evidence for their own claims

                If it's not in the movie I don't want to hear it homosexual

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What? That's insane, the prequels do not portray the Jedi as corrupt, they portray them as needlessly overbureaucratized and needlessly rigid, their doctrine is never called into question, rather how their process had been contaminated by the republic's systems and their influence.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Both the Jedi council and Anakin were misguided in different ways.
                That much is clear. With some members it's more obvious than others. Qui Gon isn't Ki Adi Mundi and vice versa.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What's wrong with Ki Adi Mundi? How was he "misguided"? For wanting to help the Wookiees?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Of the top of my head, him thinking that Maul couldn’t have been a Sith because the Sith have been extinct for a millenia. That’s a very narrow minded view of the issue.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So what? He experienced skepticism, because of course he would. The Sith had been extinct for a millennia. Perhaps, Qui-Gon was wrong. There is nothing "misguided" or "corrupt" about it.

                Ki Adi is just one random example that came to mind to juxtapose him with a more unorthodox Jedi like Obi Wan.
                But if you want an in depth explanation as to why he was misguided by the Jedi code, it's because he treated loss, including that of his own family, as if it wasn't important at all (due to his belief in no attachments). He was the type of Jedi who would tell Anakin to suck it up and get over Shmi as if she wasn't of any importance.

                >But if you want an in depth explanation as to why he was misguided by the Jedi code, it's because he treated loss, including that of his own family, as if it wasn't important at all (due to his belief in no attachments). He was the type of Jedi who would tell Anakin to suck it up and get over Shmi as if she wasn't of any importance.
                >non canon EU comic book shit
                Never happened, fan-fiction, irrelevant.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And Qui Gon turned out to be right, because he wasn't simply a blind follower of the Jedi doctrine.
                If the Jedi were as perfect as you think, they wouldn't have failed Anakin, or their own peers later on.
                Yoda literally went into exile.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >And Qui Gon turned out to be right
                And he could have been wrong. No one is required to dick ride Qui-Gon. He could be wrong, and it is reasonable to be skeptical about it.
                > because he wasn't simply a blind follower of the Jedi doctrine
                Instead, he was a blind follower of hockey prophecies doctrine. "A prophecy that misread could have been." Of course, with Lucas' words and hindsight 100/10, it was true, but it was never the case for people in-universe.
                >If the Jedi were as perfect as you think, they wouldn't have failed Anakin
                They never did - Anakin failed himself. Anakin got all the help and advice in the world. He chose to ignore it. There's no one to blame for Anakin's fall, but ANAKIN and his GREED, like George Lucas had said.
                >Yoda literally went into exile.
                Okay? What is that supposed to mean? He fought Sidious and lost. He went into exile, more so to wait for Skywalker children to grow up and stop the Sith again.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >yeah he was right but if he wasn't my point would make sense
                have a nice day

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks for playing, braindead child.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                "Could have" doesn't cut it here.
                >Instead, he was a blind follower of hockey prophecies doctrine
                Yeah, and he turned out to be right, much to your dismay about the prophecy. You're just projecting your own skepticism here about said prophecy because you disliked the plot.
                > There's no one to blame for Anakin's fall, but ANAKIN and his GREED, like George Lucas had said.
                Wrong. Palpatine's sway and Kenobi being an inferior mentor than someone like Qui Gon would've been also played into it, as did Anakin's unfortunate life in general. But yes, he's ultimately responsible for choosing to become Sith.
                >Okay? What is that supposed to mean?
                That the Jedi failed, despite being more numerous than the Sith. They failed, because they weren't perfect like you're making them out to be.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >"Could have" doesn't cut it here.
                It does. Characters in those movies didn't read the script, and they did not know Lucas had retconned the OT and Emperor's death into "prophecy."
                >You're just projecting your own skepticism here
                My skepticism is irrelevant. It makes sense for characters in-universe to be skeptical, and it doesn't make them misguided or corrupt.
                >Palpatine's sway and Kenobi being an inferior mentor
                No one but Anakin is to blame for succumbing to Palpatine's sway. He'd been taught by the Jedi for decades, and it's his fault that he chose not to take those lessons to heart. And there was never anything particularly wrong with Kenobi, there was Anakin being a disobeying, arrogant little shit.
                >That the Jedi failed, despite being more numerous than the Sith.
                How are numbers relevant? They failed, because they served the Senate and the Republic, and the Senate and the Republic happened to be co-opted by a Sith Lord, who manipulated all of them, and then killed them. They are not perfect, because they are braindead for not figuring it out, despite numerous red flags, because those movies are shit, and the only way Lucas can elevate a bad guy is by making good guys painfully incompetent.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >There was never anything particularly wrong with Kenobi.
                Dead wrong. Obi-Wan Kenobi generally proved himself to be a very arrogant, controlling, deceitful, emotionally negligent, hypocritical, insensitive, and manipulative bastard who displayed those traits consistently enough throughout the OT and PT movies and TCW to be considered a pretty awful friend, guardian, and mentor to Luke, Anakin, and Ahsoka.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine having to insert that level of headcanon into a character in order to pretend he has depth. He isn't Coriolanus. He's a boring stock mentor character. Lucas didn't know how to add conflict into his series because the Jedi have to be simplistic good guys.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >the Jedi have to be simplistic good guys
                That's the point. Most of them followed the Jedi code to a T, and it ended up costing them.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >it ended up costing them
                It ended up making them moronic NPCs in terms of storytelling.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Being open to interpretation means it's bad now

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >and they did not know Lucas had retconned the OT and Emperor's death into "prophecy."
                Which in itself proves most of the Jedi were just as much in the dark as non-force sensitives. Aside from some like Qui Gon, a superior practitioner of the Force.
                >No one but Anakin is to blame for succumbing to Palpatine's sway
                Except for Palpatine's manipulation and the fact that Kenobi failed his student to some extent, like he himself acknowledged.
                >who manipulated all of them
                Then they're not as perfect as you're making them out to be. Dooku disbanded from the Jedi for a reason. Qui Gon would've probably seen the manipulation at work as well.
                > They are not perfect, because they are braindead
                No, it's because the intent was never there for them to be "perfect".
                I also find it funny how you're posting all of these webms as if no one ITT has seen the movies, or under the implication that we would dislike what we see.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Aside from some like Qui Gon, a superior practitioner of the Force.
                lol, lmao even
                You derive that solely from meta-knowledge. In-universe, Qui-Gon was a moron, who fricked up, and brought Darth Vader into the Jedi Temple, by directly disobeying what the Council had rightfully sensed, that the boy was full of fear, which leads to the Dark Side - and it did.
                >like he himself acknowledged.
                He knew that he was wrong, when Anakin retorted with moronic "FROM MY POINT OF VIEW, THE JEDI ARE EVIL!"
                > Dooku disbanded from the Jedi for a reason.
                And Dooku himself was manipulated by Sidious into becoming a Sith Lord, who literally started an intergalactic war, killing who knows how many people, and becoming the very evil he had been taught to resist his entire life. And that's in his senior years! Became Sidious' lap dog. Dooku was the stupidest of them all.
                >or under the implication that we would dislike what we see.
                You wouldn't, if you had any sense of taste.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >In-universe, Qui-Gon was a moron
                No, he was right because Anakin did turn out to be the chosen one, and the one who ended the Sith.
                The technicalities of what "chosen one" entailed were unclear.
                Kenobi also acknowledges his own failure. Cope.
                >And Dooku himself was manipulated by Sidious
                Sure, but his turn to the Sith didn't happen solely due to Sidious' manipulation. He disagreed with the Jedi Order on a number of things. You're oversimplifying everything.
                >You wouldn't, if you had any sense of taste.
                Clearly it's not as one sided as you're making it to be, because otherwise you wouldn't be seething for hours on end about a bunch of movies that were released however many decades ago.
                On "paper" your arguments make sense, or at least they do to you, but in reality there's people who disagree, and that thought eats you from the inside. You simply can't cope with it. It's the most important aspect of your online personality. To devote time screeching about one of however many thousands of fantasy movies that youngsters watch, because someone out there happens to like them.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >No, he was right because Anakin did turn out to be the chosen one, and the one who ended the Sith.
                Tell that to all those people Anakin murdered. moron.
                >The technicalities of what "chosen one" entailed were unclear.
                It was literally spelled out: "Destroy the Sith and bring balance to the Force."
                >He disagreed with the Jedi Order on a number of things.
                His disagreements mean jack shit, if he literally became a Sith Lord. He is a weak-minded fool. Also, his "disagreements" were never stated in the movies. Only in a deleted scene. You'd think that would be important. More important than shitty droid factory sequence.
                > because otherwise you wouldn't be seething for hours on end about a bunch of movies that were released however many decades ago
                I can spend my free time however I want, anon. Thanks for your concern. Acting superior when you are literally arguing with *me* on Cinemaphile is borderline delusional.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Tell that to all those people Anakin murdered
                Already addressed preemptively in my post because I knew you'd bring this up. Check the sentence about the technicalities.
                >Destroy the Sith and bring balance to the Force.
                Yes, and he did. What happens in between that was the unknown. That includes his turn to the dark side.
                >I can spend my free time however I want
                That is true, but your decision to spend it crying about movies that have been released decades ago at this point, and that have been discussed to the most minute detail even at the time of their release, makes it look like a waste of time to any rational person.
                You're irate and come off as mentally unhinged. There was never a sophisticated level of complexity to Star Wars that would justify this hissy fit if your only reference points are the original movies.
                In Layman's terms, you have nostalgia goggles for one trilogy, and not for the PT. In reality, they're products of comparable quality, in terms of storytelling and arguably even effects, although I can agree with your only truly good point, in that the CGI was largely inferior to practical.
                Now if you'll excuse me, I have useful things to fill my time which don't include trying to convince some manchild about things in a bunch of 20 year old movies.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Qui Gon wasn't right, unless you are one of those morons who think that balance would mean an equal number of jedi and sith

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Qui Gon wasn't right
                >Films end with the Sith destroyed
                based moron

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                what the frick does "balance" in the force even mean? How does throwing Sheev into a pit mean that evil is destroyed forever?

                It's the same rationale of boomers who thought history was over after World War II

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                “Balance” basically meant the destruction of both the Jedi and Sith, starting both orders from scratch again.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, Lucas said "balance" meant destroying the SITH, not the Jedi.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why are the Sith permanently extinct because Sheev was tossed into a pit? How is "evil" as a metaphysical concept permanently destroyed by Anakin? Bad guys just cease to exist now? Nothing bad will ever happen to anyone ever again, and no one will ever be threatened by the temptation to do evil?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's a movie you fricking moron

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Star Wars is supposed to be a morality play with real lessons to apply to real life, that's why it connects with so many people

                To promise a permanent victory of good over evil where bad things will never happen to anyone ever again leads to an entire generation of maladjusted manchildren existing in perpetual states of arrested development living in the world of secondhand, childish banalities that Alec Guinness tried to warn us about.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sir Alec should've warned about the manchildren who were seething about a simple fairytale story on a basket weaving forum every day of their NEET lives.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You’re taking that interview out of context. Guinness thought the childishness of Star Wars was cute and refreshing.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Star Wars is supposed to be a morality play with real lessons to apply to real life
                Which it does. I know its a novel concept in the age of the MCU, but there was a time when stories had actual endings, with final resolutions.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The problem is that RotJ's original ending wasn't a conclusive one, and then the prequels ask you to just take it on faith that everything would be sunshine and rainbows afterwards because of some bullshit about prophecy and balance

                that no one can adequately explain what "Balance in the Force" actually means or explain how Vader destroying Sheev guarantees permanent, long-term peace just further solidifies my belief that the sequels' depiction of a galaxy that backslid into old conflicts was the only option

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >the prequels ask you to just take it on faith that everything would be sunshine and rainbows afterwards
                This is something you made up in your own head, and then got angry at
                This is mental illnesa

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >This is something you made up in your own head, and then got angry at

                The prequels literally recontextualize Vader destroying Sheev as a permanent victory of good over evil in a hamfisted Jesus analogue and that this would bring "Balance" to the Force, whatever the frick that means

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >would bring "Balance" to the Force, whatever the frick that means
                It simply means the destruction of the Sith, and with it, the dark side.
                The Dark Side is what disrupts the balance. It's not natural. It's a tool for personal gain.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >The prequels literally recontextualize Vader destroying Sheev as a permanent victory of good over evil
                Again, see

                [...]
                The whole underlying philosophy of Star Wars is that 'an intimate event between a father and son' and 'an event of cosmic significance' are the exact same thing

                The balance within an individual, the balance within a civilization, the balance of good and evil within the cosmos, it's all the same shit. Circles within circles within circles, what happens on the level of the Hero is reflected in his World. The cycles of good and evil are written in a single human heart, and also in the stars.

                I know you haven't read Campbell because that would require you to have a frame of reference beyond pop culture and youtube videos, but this is kinda his whole schtick. The Hero's Journey, the Cosmogonic Cycle, virgin births, false dualities, destruction and rebirth, eternal recurrence. It's all in there if you bothered to look.

                The fact that you don't understand mythology isn't a flaw with the movie

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Because the Sith means teachings, first and foremost. Evil does not cease to exist, but evil individuals, even if they have Force potential, will not be trained in the Dark Side arts, and they will not make the Force out of balance by actively practicing these corrupt Sith techniques.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sith abuse force, a literal magic to extreme, their teachings, way they behave and their personalities built on warmongering and domination makes them evil by default and potential space hitler. Thats why destroying them alongside their ideals and teachings is a big deal, evil like space pirates and hutt cartel will always exist but they arent a big deal like sith are.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                so the dark side of the force just ceases to exist, now? What's stopping anyone with a connection to the Force from using it for selfish goals?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >so the dark side of the force just ceases to exist, now?
                No, the Dark Side of the Force will always exist.
                >What's stopping anyone with a connection to the Force from using it for selfish goals?
                Connection to the Force is not enough to develop any serious abilities. It is just potential. You need to be trained, for decades. No Sith teachings = no one to train you, no disbalance.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                How much "training" do you really need, though? Luke's training was two hours with an official Jedi Training Remote™ and jogging around in a swamp for a few hours. He was almost entirely self taught. What's stopping another evil Space Warlock from rising up?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >What's stopping another evil Space Warlock from rising up?
                No one to teach him any space warlock abilities. Again, to become a serious threat that will disrupt the balance of the Force, you have to be trained for decades, and you have to seriously abuse the Force with the Dark Side. Just some jerks with Force Potential (merely potential) won't make any difference.
                Luke also didn't do anything remarkable.
                >inb4 he beat darth vader
                Debatable.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ah, so I guess the best possible solution for everyone is to just let the Jedi die out like Luke wanted in the beginning of the Last Jedi?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Jedi dying out with their teaching would make force as a organized religion of power to follow would definitely affect probability of sith popping up every now and then. After all, as long as even two jedi exist theres always room for one getting corrupted and turning full schizo sith, restarting the cycle.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, not necessarily. Just don't be a moron about it. Follow the rules, like the Jedi had for thousands of years.
                >inb4 but muh prequels!
                They are moronic, and the premise is nonsensical, and exists only because of OT.

                Realistically speaking? Yeah, the Galaxy is better off without the Jedi and any Force teachings. You don't need your diplomats and peace keepers with laser swords and force powers. We don't have that IRL. But then you get no Star Wars, might as well be done with the brand.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Even Luke had someone to guide him, without obi luke would forever remain a desert farmer with raw potential but no real power.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ki Adi is just one random example that came to mind to juxtapose him with a more unorthodox Jedi like Obi Wan.
                But if you want an in depth explanation as to why he was misguided by the Jedi code, it's because he treated loss, including that of his own family, as if it wasn't important at all (due to his belief in no attachments). He was the type of Jedi who would tell Anakin to suck it up and get over Shmi as if she wasn't of any importance.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The writing of the OT and PT is equal. They’re both deliberately writing to be reminiscent of a 50’s serial, complete with the melodramatic dialogue.

      The only reason people think the writing of the PT is bad is because they’re not blinded by childhood nostalgia anymore and they’re too dumb to mentally process any style of writing that isn’t taught in a creative writing class.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Whether oldgays like it or not it was the prequels that built up the extended universe, prior to them the world-building of Star Wars was really limited, it's understandable, the originals are very much a by-the-numbers hero's journey and the technical limitations of the time made it hard for Lucas to envision complex worlds beyond deserts and obvious soundstages, but we still have to recognize that before the prequels extensions to the Star Wars story were limited to fanfiction and horrendous christmas specials, it was the prequels that gave much greater scope and context to the world.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        > before the prequels extensions to the Star Wars story were limited to fanfiction and horrendous christmas specials
        homie what

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sovl

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What is it about this trilogy that makes 40 year old American atheists seethe like nothing else on this earth?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Hobbit
    Fantastic Beasts

    both are prequel trilogies at least

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    blind allegiance is as bad as blind hatred. there were good things to take away from the prequels, but they are as a whole pretty fricking stupid and bad. just because the sequels managed to make the worst movies to ever grace theaters doesn't make the prequels better. they are still bad.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pftt, hahahahaha

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thank god

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    thank god

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >another thread full of people who don't know what CGI is pretending to be experts on CGI

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      More than that, it's people pretending the sequel trilogy would've looked any better had it been made in the early 2000s.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tee hee lemme cherrypick a few establishing shots, mostly from Phantom Menace, that are on screen for about a grand total of 30 seconds combined

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >posting one of the best scenes in the saga as a negative example
        wew

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          looks ugly as shit and is carried entirely by Williams' score memberberrying Empire, a much better film

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >witnessing the literal birth of the empire
            >using the Imperial theme song is a memberberry
            wew

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It's an appropriate usage of homage but the scene has nothing of its own to offer and is ugly as shit

              did you think it was some grand revelation of some hidden secret when you realized George was saying THIS IS WHERE THE EMPIRE BEGAN? I saw Attack of the Clones when I was 9 and I figured that shit out first viewing lmao

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >memberberrying
            It's a fricking prequel

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Zack Snyder's Rebel Moon
    Zack Snyder's Rebel Moon 2: Revolutionary Planet
    Zack Snyder's Rebel Moon 3: Insurgent Solar System

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There is another...!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't really have a dog in this debate but these were never good cinema

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I have several dogs in this debate and both were great cinema. Happy to elaborate if you need me to.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Space Pocahontas.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I dont get why people care if the effects in a 20 year old movie have aged

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Again, it's not about the age of the effects, it's a disinterested director who was using computers as a crutch so he didn't actually need to direct actors or properly block his scenes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >disinterested director
        What makes you think he was disinterested besides some eceleb saying so?
        I've yet to see any evidence that Lucas did anything less than pour his soul into these movies

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          See:

          The Prequels are dumb flicks for 12-year-olds, they are proto-capeshit, and they will never be art. They are an elaborate toy ad. And you ought to watch some real movies and read some books, instead of indulging yourself in pointless pseudo-intellectual masturbation, applied to trite, childish banalities of a space fairy tale.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >video shows director engaged with his production team managing the film on a shot-by-shot level

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I don't get it, these are just out of context BTS clips of Lucas working his way through problems
            Again, a disinterested director wouldn't have spent this much time micromanaging every aspect of production. He would have made a 1:1 remake of A New Hope but with the character names changed, which would have saved him the trouble of all the backlash - considering thats EXACTLY what the fanboys wanted all along.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did you hear that sound? It's every screenwriter in the world whispering a reverent "Frick" under their breath.
    #AttackOfTheClones

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >From the moment I met you all those years ago not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I'm with you again... I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you... I can't breathe. I'm haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me. My heart is beating, hoping that that kiss will not become a scar. You are in my very soul... tormenting me. What can I do? I will do anything that you ask. If you are suffering as much as I am, please, tell me.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What was the point of making Boba Fett a clone? What was the point of Jango Fett character?
    Why was Chewbacca in the movie?
    Why was C3PO in the movies?
    Why did all the Jedi train like Luke did in Star Wars (1977) with some random trash throwaway equipment Han had on his ship?
    Why do all the Jedi wear Tatooine robes?
    Why does the Emperor use a "Jedi weapon"?
    Why does Yoda flip around with a tiny baby sword like a moron?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How are any of these issues?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They are as much of issues as The Force Awakens' lore-breaking, nonsensical creative bankruptcy. None of it makes sense and reeks of marketing strategy, fan-service and pandering.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So you can create an entirely new, original setting with a 100% original storyline, new characters and a complete overhaul of the series' core themes, but if you have Chewbacca in the background of one scene that's exactly the same as making an entire movie about the notRebellion fighting the notEmpire by destroying the notDeath Star.

          >The whole saga is the tragedy of Anakin Skywalker
          No, it isn't. That's a retcon. Nowhere in the OT was it ever implied. Cosmic significance of Darth Vader was never a thing. In fact, it is absolutely ridiculous and moronic. Star Wars was always Luke's story.

          >the ending of RotJ is a retcon
          Lucas Derangement Syndrome

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >the ending of RotJ is a retcon
            >Lucas Derangement Syndrome

            Vader destroying Sheev was a father's act of love for his son, it wasn't Space Jesus destroying evil forever until Phantom Menace came along 16 years later

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Vader destroying Sheev was a father's act of love for his son
              Yes? It still is
              What are you even mad about?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Yes? It still is

                The humanity of the moment has become subservient to the prophecy and chosen one powerlevel bullshit of the prequels, and you (or some other anon) was trying to use that moment as evidence of the prequels' chosen one bullshit

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >The humanity of the moment has become subservient to the prophecy and chosen one powerlevel bullshit of the prequels
                Sounds like a problem with you rather than the movie. It's only you choosing to interpret it that way

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Sounds like a problem with you rather than the movie. It's only you choosing to interpret it that way

                How many fricking dipshits are in this thread, RIGHT NOW, trying to argue that Anakin is the protagonist of all six movies because of chosen one prequel retcons?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He's the protagonist of the PT, Luke is the protagonist of the OT, that's literally objective fact

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds to me like you don’t understand basically spiritually if you don’t think human love and the triumph of good over evil aren’t intrinsically intertwined. In fact, that’s the entire message of the saga— Love as a means of redemption.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                After the Phantom Menace, Vader choosing love over hate becomes subservient to him fulfilling his prophesized destiny as Space Jesus

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, he did that, because he was destined to. He literally had no choice, because he was prophecised to kill the Emperor. It was suddenly not an intimate event between a father and son, but it was an even of cosmic significance that was destined to happen, because Anakin Skywalker is for some reason a chosen one of virgin birth born in the desert, lol.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >because he was destined to. He literally had no choice
                Again, your personal views on fate/destiny/determinism aren't the sol arbiter of the movie's themes
                If you're not capable of viewing destiny and free will as existing together then you'll never get it, but that's NOT a flaw with the movie

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's not my personal views, but of George Lucas. He said on record that the prophecy is 100% true and it did happen, and Anakin was destined to do it regardless.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And? The prophecy DID come true, but the only person implying that it takes away from Anakin's personal emotional turmoil is (You)

                I still don't understand what you're angry about. You know you're free to interpret the movies any way you want right? Why are you CHOOSING to interpret the movies in a way you don't like, then insisting that your own interpretation is the sole valid one, even though you don't even like it?

                I have absolutely no issues at all reconciling destiny and free will. Again, this is your own mindset, not a flaw with the movie

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Really weird how these tards can't understand your point about lucas adding a childish "prophecy" diminishes the events in his OT when people loved them for their own merit, not because they were pre-ordained

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I can't understand it because its moronic. The prophecy subplot has clear utility in the PT's plot, and fits in with the overall themes of the saga as a whole

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Again with the implication that destiny means the events don't have their own merit

                It really is just atheists that hate these movies isn't it?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >an intimate event between a father and son, but it was an even of cosmic significance
                Imagine missing the point this hard

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not an argument zoomer

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, he did that, because he was destined to. He literally had no choice, because he was prophecised to kill the Emperor. It was suddenly not an intimate event between a father and son, but it was an even of cosmic significance that was destined to happen, because Anakin Skywalker is for some reason a chosen one of virgin birth born in the desert, lol.

                The whole underlying philosophy of Star Wars is that 'an intimate event between a father and son' and 'an event of cosmic significance' are the exact same thing

                The balance within an individual, the balance within a civilization, the balance of good and evil within the cosmos, it's all the same shit. Circles within circles within circles, what happens on the level of the Hero is reflected in his World. The cycles of good and evil are written in a single human heart, and also in the stars.

                I know you haven't read Campbell because that would require you to have a frame of reference beyond pop culture and youtube videos, but this is kinda his whole schtick. The Hero's Journey, the Cosmogonic Cycle, virgin births, false dualities, destruction and rebirth, eternal recurrence. It's all in there if you bothered to look.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This. Star Wars is a philosophical piece about spirituality and how it binds us all.

                Lucas himself actually said that for the longest time, critics and audiences seem to have trouble looking past the flashing lights and explosions to see the underlying themes.

                Hayden is good and plays anakin great.
                Don’t get why people give him shit when he accurately portrays a prodigy that has been inducted in a brutally repressive cult, that also engages in courtly love with his oneitis and sometimes struggles with his emotions. Then later becomes unhinged and subsisting on pure copium.
                An excellent portrayal

                People b***hed about Hayden because they didn’t understand that he wasn’t supposed to be a charismatic hero and that he was supposed to be a sad, pathetic man.

                >a brutally repressive cult
                >shills PT movies
                >doesn't understand them
                >thinks the Jedi are "brutally repressive" and it's not moron Anakin, who was just greedy and could not let go of his attachments that he turned into possessions
                every time

                >implying a cult that forbids attachment altogether isn’t repressive
                Jedi hypocrisy dates back to the OT. Obi Wan and Yoda tried to deter Luke from sparing Vader because they thought he was beyond redemption.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                a cult that forbids attachment altogether isn’t repressive
                >Jedi hypocrisy dates back to the OT. Obi Wan and Yoda tried to deter Luke from sparing Vader because they thought he was beyond redemption.
                moron doesn't understand Star Wars, is arrogant enough to think he does. Ironic.

                >GEORGE LUCAS: The thing about Anakin is, Anakin started out as a nice kid. He was kind, and sweet, and lovely, and he was then trained as a Jedi. But the Jedi can’t be selfish. They can love but they can’t love people to the point of possession. You can’t really possess somebody, because people are free. It’s possession that causes a lot of trouble, and that causes people to kill people, and causes people to be bad. Ultimately it has to do with being unwilling to give things up.

                >The whole basis here is if you’re selfish, if you’re a Sith Lord, you’re greedy. You’re constantly trying to get something. And you’re constantly in fear of not getting it, or, when you get it, you’re in constant fear of losing it. And it’s that fear that takes you to the dark side. It’s that fear of losing what you have or want.

                >Sometimes it’s ambition, but sometimes, like in the case of Anakin, it was fear of losing his wife. He knew she was going to die. He didn’t quite know how, so he was able to make a pact with a devil that if he could learn how to keep people from dying, he would help the Emperor. And he became a Sith Lord. Once he started saying, “Well, we could take over the galaxy, I could take over from the Emperor, I could have ultimate power,” Padmé saw right through him immediately. She said, “You’re not the person I married. You’re a greedy person.” So that’s ultimately how he fell and he went to the dark side.

                >And then Luke had the chance to do the same thing. He didn’t do it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, they weren't. Never happened. They were never corrupt or wrong, they were outplayed by Palpatine. That is what Lucas had said himself.

                And about Anakin:

                >"The Jedi are trained to let go. They're trained from birth," he continues, "They're not supposed to form attachments. They can love people- in fact, they should love everybody. They should love their enemies; they should love the Sith. But they can't form attachments. So what all these movies are about is: greed. Greed is a source of pain and suffering for everybody. And the ultimate state of greed is the desire to cheat death." --George Lucas, The Making Of Revenge Of The Sith; page 213.

                >George Lucas: The core of Anakin's problem is that Jedi are raised from birth so they learn to let go of everything. They're trained more than anything else to understand the transitional nature of life, that things are constantly changing and you can't hold on to anything. You can love things but you can't be attached to them. You must be willing to let the flow of life and the flow of the Force move through your life, move through you. So that you can be compassionate and loving and caring, but not be possessive and grabbing and holding on to things and trying to keep things the way they are. Letting go is a central theme of the film.

                >"He turns into Darth Vader because he gets attached to things. He can't let go of his mother, he can't let go of his girlfriend. He can't let go of things. It makes him greedy. And when you are greedy, you are on the path to the Darkside, because you fear you're going to lose things, that you're not going to have the power you need." -- George Lucas, Time Magazine, 2002

                >What is death of the author
                If it's not in the movies, then your point is moot.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >>What is death of the author
                israeli, post-modernist trickery. You ought to commit suicide. The entire line of defense for the prequel gays is George Lucas dickriding. Here's what George Lucas himself said about his own movies and the points he made in them. You thinking C3PO is evil because he did something funny that one time does not make it any true. It's the same as morons thinking Jar Jar is a Sith Lord. He isn't.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I think that anon was pointing out the irony of you quoting Lucas but discarding anything else that wasn't in the movies specifically.
                But even in the movies themselves, it's quite clear that the Jedi weren't without flaws.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This is such massive cope that I can't even put it into words. It also doesn't help that thousands of other people that have watched these movies have come to the exact same interpretations.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're not disproving any of that anon's arguments though. You're describing Anakin's downfall using his creator's own words.
                OBVIOUSLY Anakin fricked up. That doesn't mean the Jedi order was perfect. That much is clear in the movies.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >That doesn't mean the Jedi order was perfect. That much is clear in the movies.
                The Jedi weren't perfect in a way that they were manipulated, outplayed and killed by Palpatine. They weren't in any way, shape, or form "corrupt" or "misguided" and they never "enslaved" Anakin, or whatever else bullshit dumb moronic homosexuals ITT spew out. It's all a bunch of nonsense. It was never ever in the movies, and it was never something Lucas had intended, and it was never something he had ever said. Thus, the ironic part: ferocious prequelgays fail to understand the movies they shill, and they instead derive wrong meanings from their wrong interpretations.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >misguided
                Yes they were. That's what blind devotion does to a person.
                Same with your blind devotion to cry and piss and shit about a man who isn't even involved with Star Wars anymore.
                It becomes clear by the first prequel movie alone that some Jedi are different than others. Qui Gon's insistence that the Jedi take Anakin alone was what made him different and unorthodox, regardless of the disproval of his peers.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This interpretation doesn't just come from prequel fans anon. I had the exact same interpretation as a kid and so did many other people who have watched these movies.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That just shows how bad those movies were, when they failed to convey the point George Lucas tried to make, and instead people derived polar opposite meaning out of it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >polar opposite
                Peak dishonesty right here. Lucas clearly didn't intend to portray the Jedi as angels who were always in the right about every single thing.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >being open to interpretation means it sucks
                Are you fricking five years old? Do you need every story spelled out to you to remove ambiguity of any kind? How do you function outside of your parents' basement if you can't process text on the level of a grade-schooler? Your level of critical thinking stops at a dichotomy of "cringe" vs. "based"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >What was the point of making Boba Fett a clone? What was the point of Jango Fett character?
      The clone wars was mentioned in the OT. This is the continuation of that short story by Ben Kenobi. These are prequels.
      >Why was Chewbacca in the movie?
      >Why was C3PO in the movies?
      Why not? If you're making a prequel trilogy, you may as well show what some of the characters from the OT were doing at the time. Following your logic, you may as well abandon every single character that also happens to have appeared in the OT.
      >Why did all the Jedi train like Luke did in Star Wars (1977) with some random trash throwaway equipment
      It makes sense that early training would teach a Jedi the basics of blocking blaster shots. Do you suggest they used real gunmen instead of droids, so that they die when someone inevitably reflects a shot back at them?
      >Why do all the Jedi wear Tatooine robes?
      Jedi are the equivalent of space monks. They don't need anything more sophisticated than such clothing.
      >Why does the Emperor use a "Jedi weapon"?
      It's logical that in order to defend himself fully from a Jedi, he would need a weapon that can match a lightsaber.
      >Why does Yoda flip around with a tiny baby sword like a moron?
      The fighting style is a compensation for his style. If he fought like Kenobi in ANH, he would be dead pretty quickly.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The clone wars was mentioned in the OT. This is the continuation of that short story by Ben Kenobi. These are prequels.
        Doesn't answer my question. Why exactly BOBA FETT had to be a clone, and why does every STORMTROOPER had to be a clone of Boba Fett? What is the story/thematical answer? There is none. It was fanservice, because Boba Fett was popular.
        >Why not?
        Makes the universe smaller, makes no sense. C3PO being built by Darth Vader is nonsense.
        Chewbacca being best pals with the Jedi and being in the movie at all makes no sense. Especially when his best friend does not believe in "hockey religion" and they openly make fun of Obi-Wan.
        >Following your logic, you may as well abandon every single character that also happens to have appeared in the OT.
        Non-sequitur. Only the characters that make sense should appear in the story, like Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker, the Emperor, the Jedi, R2. Incidental characters, like Han Solo and Chewacca, have no place in the story. Fan service.
        >It makes sense that early training would teach a Jedi the basics of blocking blaster shots.
        It's moronic. Obi-Wan just happened to find some random junk on Han's ship. That was the implication. Suddenly in the PT, every single Jedi trains like that. Creatively bankrupt and moronic.
        >Jedi are the equivalent of space monks.
        Space monks wear space monk outfit, not desert robes.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Why exactly BOBA FETT had to be a clone
          That goes in line with your question about why C3PO had to be featured and I already answered that. Also, Clone Troopers aren't Stormtroopers.
          >It was fanservice, because Boba Fett was popular
          Ok and? "Fanservice" is not a valid critique whatsoever. It's a nothing of an argument.
          Your entire anger with the PT stems from the fact that it wasn't fanservice of OT purists.
          >Makes the universe smaller, makes no sense
          It doesn't. If anything, the PT made the universe exponentially larger. It just gives side characters like C3PO more importance.
          > they openly make fun of Obi-Wan
          "They" don't. It was Han who did. And Han was his own man. What makes you think he would be occupied with what Chewie had to say on the Jedi matter?
          >Suddenly in the PT, every single Jedi trains like that. Creatively bankrupt and moronic.
          What would your suggestion have been?
          Biped droids? A turret? Functionally, it makes little difference. Logically, the sphere was the perfect tool with which to test blocking and reaction time from various sides and angles.
          It's also a reference to the OT, and again, your primary reasoning on why the PT is bad is because it wasn't like the OT.
          >Space monks wear space monk outfit, not desert robes.
          Is there a big difference between the two?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >and I already answered that
            No, you didn't. Why Boba Fett had to be a clone? For what purpose? For what reason? Name a single reason outside of Boba Fett iconography that prints money. You can't.
            >Ok and? "Fanservice" is not a valid critique whatsoever.
            It is. It has no actual meaning behind it, other than mindless pandering and money.
            >Your entire anger with the PT stems from the fact that it wasn't fanservice of OT purists.
            Never said that. Stop trying to put words in my mouth, you braindead wienersucker. This entire argument is about the PT clumsily aping elements of the OT when it makes no sense at all, instead of coming up with something new.
            >It doesn't.
            It does. Everyone knows one another, when they have no reason to in a vast Galaxy of trillions and trillions of beings.
            >It just gives side characters like C3PO more importance.
            He didn't have to have any importance. He was just a bumbling comic relief character from Antilles' ship. He didn't have to be built by Darth Vader-Space Jesus.
            >"They" don't. It was Han who did.
            >You said it Chewie. The old man is mad.
            They do. Watch the movies.
            >What makes you think he would be occupied with what Chewie had to say on the Jedi matter?
            Because they are literally best friends. I am starting to think you just troll here.
            >It's also a reference to the OT, and again, your primary reasoning on why the PT is bad is because it wasn't like the OT.
            Creative bankruptcy and more logical fallacies.
            >Is there a big difference between the two?
            Yes. Obi-Wan was supposed to look like this, but then they opted out for a thing that everyone knows from the OT. It is literally the reasoning they gave in the behind the scenes.

            Prequeltards are so braindead, it's unreal.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >It is. It has no actual meaning behind it, other than mindless pandering
              This logic can be applied to a shit ton of characters and arcs though. May as well just say the entire PT is mindless pandering.
              Here's my counter-argument. Why NOT feature a character who has grown in popularity since the release of the OT?
              >it's duhh fanservice
              And shoving a middle finger in the face of the fans is good cinema, right? It absolutely worked with the ST, kek.
              >Never said that
              You're saying it with each subsequent post. Your entire motivation to cry about these PG-13 movies is because they weren't like muh OT.
              >when it makes no sense at all
              It absolutely makes sense. You just didn't like it because it was "fanservice".
              >It does. Everyone knows one another, when they have no reason to in a vast Galaxy of trillions and trillions of beings.
              That's true for the OT as well though. If you think about it, everything hinges on convenience, because it's a fantasy movie. Luke being related to Vader alone is a huge coincidence.
              >They do
              There's no actual translation of what Chewie said. And context matters. For all we know, Chewbacca could've not even realized Yoda was a space wizard when they first interacted. The Jedi in general are shrouded in mystery and commoners don't really understand the nature of their power or their significance.
              >Because they are literally best friends
              Han bickers with Chewbacca all the time. They're not best friends in the sense that they would agree with each other about everything.
              >Obi-Wan was supposed to look like this
              Says who? What is this random image supposed to prove?
              There is no such thing as "supposed to" here. This is literally all the decision of the person who invented Star Wars. If anything, he has the final say on what it's "supposed to" be like.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >This logic can be applied to a shit ton of characters and arcs though. May as well just say the entire PT is mindless pandering.
                It is. Bravo, you figured it out. We need to sell Darth Vader and recolored Boba Fett toys.
                >Why NOT feature a character who has grown in popularity since the release of the OT?
                I am repeating myself: makes the galaxy smaller, the plot contrived and nonsensical, bears no meaning whatsoever, outside of indulging in fanservice that makes money.
                >And shoving a middle finger in the face of the fans is good cinema, right? It absolutely worked with the ST, kek.
                Again with non-sequitur. Why are you so dead set on wasting everyone's time? We are discussing the PT, not the ST. Make something new and something that makes sense, as opposed to making an army of Boba Fetts and making recolored Boba Fett *clone*.
                >Your entire motivation to cry about these PG-13 movies is because they weren't like muh OT.
                Never said that, another logical fallacy.

                Oh, frick. In fact, I am done with you. You are braindead, and you are clearly not interested in arguing in good faith. You are here to dickride these atrocious, garbage flicks you saw as a kid, when you hadn't developed any sense of critical thought.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >It makes no sense why they'd want to clone the deadliest bounty hunter in the galaxy into an army
                Niggs what?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >We need to sell Darth Vader
                Didn't you say in an earlier post that Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader should/would have been featured in the PT regardless?
                > the plot contrived and nonsensical
                Not really. The plot makes sense. You just hated the inclusion of the characters. The issue isn't that it's "nonsensical", it's laid out in a pretty simple manner.
                >outside of indulging in fanservice
                Here we go again with the fanservice. You realize when Lucas was doing the opposite of fanservice people were b***hing about the Ewoks, right? And about the way in which Boba Fett was disposed?
                The character of Jango Fett is at least partially inspired by the criticism towards Boba Fett, that much is clear. You can pretend the fanbase's opinions don't matter, but that was clearly proven false by what you undeniably hail as the best Star Wars movie, TLJ.
                No matter how you look at it, a 50/50 audience result is not good. The OT didn't have that problem, or at least not to that extent.
                > as opposed to making an army of Boba Fetts
                The Clone Wars were mentioned back in the OT. The fact that the actual telling of those events didn't coincide with your headcanon is your problem. You might've thought "clone wars" meant cloned Jedi. Who knows.
                >Oh, frick. In fact, I am done with you
                Good. It's time to grow up and stop crying about muh wronged childhood 20+ years later. Move the frick on and stop spamming these threads.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Didn't you say in an earlier post that Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader should/would have been featured in the PT regardless?

                You're missing the point completely Black person. Making Anakin Skywalker the focus point of the prequel trilogy and showing his downfall into becoming Darth Vader is fine

                what's dumb is saying that Darth Vader is literally the MOST important person in the ENTIRE Star Wars galaxy because he was the messianic chosen one born of a virgin destined to destroy evil forever, all because Vader was the guy on the cereal boxes - THAT is moronic.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                see

                [...]
                The whole underlying philosophy of Star Wars is that 'an intimate event between a father and son' and 'an event of cosmic significance' are the exact same thing

                The balance within an individual, the balance within a civilization, the balance of good and evil within the cosmos, it's all the same shit. Circles within circles within circles, what happens on the level of the Hero is reflected in his World. The cycles of good and evil are written in a single human heart, and also in the stars.

                I know you haven't read Campbell because that would require you to have a frame of reference beyond pop culture and youtube videos, but this is kinda his whole schtick. The Hero's Journey, the Cosmogonic Cycle, virgin births, false dualities, destruction and rebirth, eternal recurrence. It's all in there if you bothered to look.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >what's dumb is saying that Darth Vader is literally the MOST important person in the ENTIRE Star Wars galaxy because he was the messianic chosen one born of a virgin destined to destroy evil forever, all because Vader was the guy on the cereal boxes - THAT is moronic.
                Says who?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Don't forget: Anakin's entire arc makes no sense both internally and within the context of the plot. When it's pointed out to prequel gays they'll explain really simplistic plot points and confuse the idea you didn't understand Anakin was mad-sad with the fact his motivation is nonsensical/convoluted.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            His motivation makes pretty clear sense. There's practically no one who didn't get it.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >confuse the idea you didn't understand Anakin was mad-sad with the fact his motivation is nonsensical/convoluted
              Thanks for proving my point, moron.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >his motivation is nonsensical/convoluted
                Well that's the thing, it wasn't to everyone. You're confusing the audience with yourself.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're confusing the fact you have emotional empathy with a story with the idea that the story is written well. If you personally enjoy it--fine. There's no accounting for taste. If you don't understand why it makes no sense and is terribly written that just means you're moronic.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                > If you don't understand why it makes no sense and is terribly written that just means you're moronic.
                It absolutely made sense to me in the context of Star Wars. Yes, specifically how it was written, not acted out, delivered, edited, etc. Yes, I am absolutely referring to the writing.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Anakin's entire arc was retconned.
            >"He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damned-fool idealistic crusade like your father did."
            Never happened. It was actually Qui-Gon (who was never mentioned in the OT), who discovered a 9 y.o. Anakin and wanted to train him, not Obi-Wan. Obi-Wan never wanted to train Anakin, he hated him. Obi-Wan was a reluctant b***h throughout the PT. There was no "damned-fool idealistic crusade" that Anakin followed Obi-Wan on. There was never any implication of that. Obi-Wan trained Anakin because he was forced to, by Qui-Gon. 9 y.o. boy could not follow Obi-Wan on any "damned-fool idealistic crusade." None of that shit makes sense. The prequels are moronic.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >There was no "damned-fool idealistic crusade" that Anakin followed Obi-Wan on.
              Technically when Anakin and Owen met, the very next thing Anakin did was follow Obi Wan to Geonosis, which then immediately started a Galactic ideological war

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, there is no "technically." Shit makes no sense. Not only Anakin was already Obi-Wan's learned at that point (thus already contradicting it), but it was no "idealistic crusade", but Obi-Wan investigating an assassination attempt, and he had to be rescued, that's all, and the war just happened to begin there, because plot. Absolutely different from what was said in the OT.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Obi Wan lied about literally everything he said to Luke in that conversation, why are the Prequels the ones that are 'wrong' for contradicting something said by a known liar?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >literal cope
                lol
                lmao even
                braindead shitter zoomer moron, not even trying anymore

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You want to talk about nonsense? Explain to me why Palpatine spent literal decades trying to subvert the republic so he could become emperor and fund all his imperialist shit, but 30 years after the fall of the empire the nu-empire suddenly has a metric frickton more funding to make even larger shit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                How the frick was a clone army large enough to fight a galactic scale war made on one city in one backwater planet in the butthole of the galaxy

                how was their fleet created when the Republic literally hasn't fought a war in a thousand years and there should be no military industrial complex

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Because it was comissioned to those weird aliens in the all white ships moron, because while the republic had no military industry, they still were rich enough to pay foreign races who were to make all that shit for them; meanwhile the sequels don't connect with the end of the OT even from a logistical standpoint, the nu-republic has been in power for 30 years but didn't feel it necessary to fund a fricking army so they have to depend on a demented old Leia and her shitty old starships from three decades ago? And the nu-empire is so rich and powerful they can literally hollow out planets to transform them into mega death stars even tough they were thwarted and disbanded? Face it, your beloved sequels are just a poorly made reboot and an ill-conceived allegory on late 2010s politics that, ironically, works really well because the idiots in charge call themselves "resistance" and pretend to be the underdogs even tough their defeat was only the result of their own incompetence despite their massive resources.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >commissioned to those weird aliens in the all white ships

                You would need billions of clones, minimum, to fight a war the scale of the Clone Wars. Yet they were all made in one city on one planet. Ridiculous.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                True, but also Obi-Wan was bullshitting a lot of details to try and keep Luke from finding out Vader was his father. Obi-Wan and Yoda were grooming Luke to assassinate Vader and Palpatine.

                >It is. It has no actual meaning behind it, other than mindless pandering
                This logic can be applied to a shit ton of characters and arcs though. May as well just say the entire PT is mindless pandering.
                Here's my counter-argument. Why NOT feature a character who has grown in popularity since the release of the OT?
                >it's duhh fanservice
                And shoving a middle finger in the face of the fans is good cinema, right? It absolutely worked with the ST, kek.
                >Never said that
                You're saying it with each subsequent post. Your entire motivation to cry about these PG-13 movies is because they weren't like muh OT.
                >when it makes no sense at all
                It absolutely makes sense. You just didn't like it because it was "fanservice".
                >It does. Everyone knows one another, when they have no reason to in a vast Galaxy of trillions and trillions of beings.
                That's true for the OT as well though. If you think about it, everything hinges on convenience, because it's a fantasy movie. Luke being related to Vader alone is a huge coincidence.
                >They do
                There's no actual translation of what Chewie said. And context matters. For all we know, Chewbacca could've not even realized Yoda was a space wizard when they first interacted. The Jedi in general are shrouded in mystery and commoners don't really understand the nature of their power or their significance.
                >Because they are literally best friends
                Han bickers with Chewbacca all the time. They're not best friends in the sense that they would agree with each other about everything.
                >Obi-Wan was supposed to look like this
                Says who? What is this random image supposed to prove?
                There is no such thing as "supposed to" here. This is literally all the decision of the person who invented Star Wars. If anything, he has the final say on what it's "supposed to" be like.

                Also, isn’t it a running theme in the SW universe that there are no coincidences? Everything is dictated through the will of the Force.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >confuse the idea you didn't understand Anakin was mad-sad with the fact his motivation is nonsensical/convoluted
              Thanks for proving my point, yet again. Here's why it doesn't make sense:
              >Gee, this sith lord staged a massive intergalactic war killing untold millions for the sake of his own power. I can trust him because the Jedi don't respect my power level so that means they're bad (never mind that I've been mentored by one and he's supposedly the closest friend I've ever had). Time to murder children and sperg out to my wife that I was trying to save about how I'll kill the emperor and take over everything. Whoops--I just force choked her--I sure hope she doesn't die of a broken heart."
              It's fricking moronic, anon. You can pretend it makes sense by pointing out plot points (HE KILLED WINDU! THAT CHANGED HIM!) but the fact is the movie just forgets plot elements and Anakin's internal conflict is entirely superficial. Want more examples? I could bring up how his romance with Natalie Portman has no real stakes (even though they feel the need to repeat it's "forbidden" multiple times) or we could talk about employing a massive mystery army alongside the fact they know there's a conspiracy. The point is they just forget plot elements whenever it's convenient to do so and it makes the movies a mess. Simple as.

              Anakin’s arc is so simple a child can understand it:
              >Be a naive and idealistic slave boy growing up in poverty
              >mother lets him join the Jedi to give him a chance at freedom
              >soon becomes a slave to the Jedi instead
              >Anakin realises this, gets frustrated with the hypocrisy of the Jedi and the red tape they put on him
              >tried to fulfil his promise to rescue his mother, but she dies in his arms, traumatising him
              >vows he’ll never lose a loved one again as a result
              >marries Padme and has visions of her dying in childbirth similar to the visions he had of his mother
              >this makes him understandably paranoid about losing her
              >council keeps demeaning him and asks him to break the Jedi code by spying on Palpatine, highlighting their hypocrisy further.
              >Palpatine uses all this to convince Anakin to turn to the Dark Side
              >Anakin becomes Vader and kills all the Jedi, but his fear of losing Padme ends up becoming a self-fulfilling prophecy as a result.

              Makes perfect sense.

              Again:
              >confuse the idea you didn't understand Anakin was mad-sad with the fact his motivation is nonsensical/convoluted
              Frick you're a moron.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >we could talk about employing a massive mystery army alongside the fact they know there's a conspiracy.
                You keep insisting you understand the movies then you post shit like this lol
                I beg you, watch the fricking movies before you post about them

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >ignores the other stuff
                >probably thinks the mystery army is ok because of its necessity for the plot to happen
                >doesn't understand why that's bad writing let alone completely stupid when it comes to logic
                Sure moron.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why is it bad writing and stupid? It's addressed in the movie itself
                Again
                WATCH THE MOVIE

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >why is it bad writing and stupid
                I already explained why Anakin's entire arc is moronic and pointed out the failed "forbidden romance" that's one of the core elements motivating Anakin. As far as the clone army goes: imagine if we were overtly aware of a massive conspiracy taking place and just happened to uncover a secret army. Now imagine placing it under the political control of someone to whom we've given absolute power but is suspicious enough that we give him a tail--now imagine the tail as someone we don't fully trust who is obsessed with power.

                Yeah, anon. That's not bad writing at all.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >pointed out the failed "forbidden romance" that's one of the core elements motivating Anakin
                No you haven't, you've just said it 'failed' with no justification. An assertion isn't the same as an argument

                > imagine if we were overtly aware of a massive conspiracy taking place and just happened to uncover a secret army. Now imagine placing it under the political control of someone to whom we've given absolute power but is suspicious enough that we give him a tail--now imagine the tail as someone we don't fully trust who is obsessed with power.
                Again, this is addressed in the movie, the one that you obviously still haven't watched despite my pleas

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >pointed out
                Yes, moron. I "pointed out" and didn't go into great detail save for referencing the fact the audience is continually told it's "forbidden" but there are never any plot threads or even a basic conflict generated by this supposed longstanding Jedi tradition (which is also never explained, btw). Basically, Lucas just needs the idea that it's forbidden in order to service a conflict between Anakin's role as a Jedi and his role as Padme's husband--none of this is ever flushed out and no drama arises from it (in fact, Obi-wan is inexplicably cool with it once he finds out and we get a laughable scene where he figured out "the baby is Anakin's, isn't it?"). Simply put, the plot needs a reason for Anakin to be a moron and simply ignore a grand conspiracy that has led to the deaths of millions of people. Not only ignore it but actively go along with it by murdering "younglings" (kek).
                >Again, this is addressed in the movie
                No, it really isn't moron. The fact is you can't explain the logic of it beyond the fact that the plot simply needs it to happen. It's ridiculous when put in a larger context, just like everything in those movies, so no--you just enjoyed the movies and are too dumb to realize none of the poorly written nonsense holds together or makes any logical sense. Cope.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                , this is addressed in the movie
                >No, it really isn't moron.
                Watch the movie

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The lack of logical cohesion is addressed in the movie? Sure moron. That's why you're having such an easy time refuting what I've pointed out and don't simply state "IT IN THE MOVIE YOU JUS DONE GET IT" over and over. I go back to:
                >When it's pointed out to prequel gays they'll explain really simplistic plot points and confuse the idea you didn't understand Anakin was mad-sad with the fact his motivation is nonsensical/convoluted. (

                Don't forget: Anakin's entire arc makes no sense both internally and within the context of the plot. When it's pointed out to prequel gays they'll explain really simplistic plot points and confuse the idea you didn't understand Anakin was mad-sad with the fact his motivation is nonsensical/convoluted.

                )
                Cope.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not gonna type out essays in response to somebody who blatantly hasn't watched the movie he's criticizing

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sure, buddy. Just admit you're a moron.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Anakin’s arc is so simple a child can understand it:
            >Be a naive and idealistic slave boy growing up in poverty
            >mother lets him join the Jedi to give him a chance at freedom
            >soon becomes a slave to the Jedi instead
            >Anakin realises this, gets frustrated with the hypocrisy of the Jedi and the red tape they put on him
            >tried to fulfil his promise to rescue his mother, but she dies in his arms, traumatising him
            >vows he’ll never lose a loved one again as a result
            >marries Padme and has visions of her dying in childbirth similar to the visions he had of his mother
            >this makes him understandably paranoid about losing her
            >council keeps demeaning him and asks him to break the Jedi code by spying on Palpatine, highlighting their hypocrisy further.
            >Palpatine uses all this to convince Anakin to turn to the Dark Side
            >Anakin becomes Vader and kills all the Jedi, but his fear of losing Padme ends up becoming a self-fulfilling prophecy as a result.

            Makes perfect sense.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >>soon becomes a slave to the Jedi instead
              realises this, gets frustrated with the hypocrisy of the Jedi and the red tape they put on him
              Fricking moron. What "slave" to the Jedi, you fricking lunatic? What hypocrisy? Dumb moron, he was literally told by Qui-Gon, that being a Jedi is a hard life, and that he has to let go, just as his mother urged him to let go and never look back. moronic fricking prequeltards don't even understand the movies they are shilling. Holy shit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >What "slave" to the Jedi, you fricking lunatic?
                >get freed as a slave
                >immediately put under the command of some guy who hates you, told to call him 'Master', and obey him without question
                >even Watto treats Anakin better than Obi Wan ever did
                Even when this shit is spelled out to you, it still goes over your head

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >immediately put under the command
                No, he wasn't. He *chose* to be a Jedi. It was his choice. Nobody "put" him under anything. He was told about the repercussions of such choice, and he accepted it. His mother encouraged him. Stop trying to lift responsibility from him.
                > told to call him 'Master', and obey him without question
                'Master' means 'teacher'. 'Sensei'. You obey him, because you learn from him, because you are a little shitter, that knows nothing. You learn to become better and fulfill your potential.

                Just have a nice day, you braindead moron.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not him but what's the issue with this exactly? Him being told by Qui Gon doesn't actually change the experience. Talk is cheap.
                Someone could tell me a triple somersault is hard to do. Doesn't mean I'll manage to do it despite knowing it's hard and wanting to do it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you have to calm down, it's just a space wizard movie kid

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Ageeed. Zoomers are too dumb to be allowed to live. We will do what we must.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >It's logical that in order to defend himself fully from a Jedi, he would need a weapon that can match a lightsaber.
        No, it's not. He is much more powerful than the Jedi. It's a retcon.

        >Marquand: The Emperor doesn’t have Jedi powers, does he?
        >Lucas: Well, he is like Yoda: Yoda isn’t a Jedi, the Emperor isn’t a Jedi. Yoda has mystical powers and it’s the same thing with the Emperor; he’s like the grand priest, but he’s not chief of the tribe. Jedi are the chiefs, they are the warriors who go out and fight with their swords. The Emperor and Yoda are the priests who are the spiritual chiefs; they have powers that are much stronger.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >No, it's not. He is much more powerful than the Jedi
          This is something the PT doubles down on. It's not exactly clear in the OT.
          He zaps Luke with lightning. That's it. There's absolutely no indication Luke couldn't have pushed Sheev's shit in, had he been armed. In fact, Sheev practically taunts him to do it several times.
          >It's a retcon this, it's a retcon that
          Anon, Star Wars has been a "retcon" since ESB.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Anon, Star Wars has been a "retcon" since ESB.

            Retcons are often used as a pejorative, but they're just a tool in storytelling. They can be good or bad. Vader and Anakin becoming the same person is a retcon, but I think it's almost universally agreed in the Star Wars fandom that it made the story richer and more morally complex, making Luke's ultimate victory at the end of the OT even more meaningful.

            the problem with prequel retcons is that it makes the Star Wars universe a smaller, dumber place, where the familiar iconography, characters and events of Star Wars are assigned undue in-universe importance because George knows it's a thing people recognize - there's no other reason for Space Jesus Vader or Boba Fett stormtroopers.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >This is something the PT doubles down on. It's not exactly clear in the OT.
            No, not really. The OT is clear that Vader, extremely powerful and fearsome individual, kneels before the Emperor and is clearly afraid of him, speaking highly of his immense power. Emperor was zapping Luke, because he wanted to torture him. If he wanted, he could have stopped Luke's heart from beating in a second. In the PT, Emperor is just another lightsaber wielding moron, and it was done terribly and tastelessly.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The fighting style is a compensation for his style. If he fought like Kenobi in ANH, he would be dead pretty quickly.
        Same with Yoda. It makes no sense and it's a retcon. The very fact that he has to use a tiny baby lightsaber, going out and fight a 2 meters tall dude renders his whole "size matters not" pointless. Clearly, it does. Otherwise you wouldn't have to compensate, struggle, and screech like a moron in your pathetic jumps.

        >Kasdan: The Force was available to anyone who could hook into it?
        >Lucas: Yes, everybody can do it.
        >Kasdan: Not just the Jedi?
        >Lucas: It’s just the Jedi who take the time to do it.
        >Marquand: They use it as a technique.
        >Lucas: Like yoga. If you want to take the time to do it, you can do it; but the ones that really want to do it are the ones who are into that kind of thing. Also like karate. Also another misconception is that Yoda teaches Jedi, but he is like a guru; he doesn’t go out and fight anybody.
        >Kasdan: A Jedi Master is a Jedi isn’t he?
        >Lucas: Well, he is a teacher, not a real Jedi. Understand that?
        >Kasdan: I understand what you’re saying, but I can’t believe it; I am in shock.
        >Lucas: It’s true, absolutely true, not that it makes any difference to the story.
        >Kasdan: You mean he wouldn’t be any good in a fight?
        >Lucas: Not with Darth Vader he wouldn’t.
        >Kasdan: I accept it, but I don’t like it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >its a retcon because it contradicts a conversation the director once had that wasn't in the movie
          Literal moron

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The truth of the matter is that Star Wars was a victim of its own success. Lucas was always an experimental arthouse director, so he always wanted to try new things with Star Wars. This did not sit well with lowest common denominator normies who ate up the OT. They wanted an OT rehash (which is what TFA would eventually give them), whereas Lucas wanted to tell a new story. The whole saga is the tragedy of Anakin Skywalker and watching the films in chronological order makes that apparent.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd say this is pretty much right
      The Prequels are far more for fans of Lucas than fans of Star Wars

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The whole saga is the tragedy of Anakin Skywalker
      No, it isn't. That's a retcon. Nowhere in the OT was it ever implied. Cosmic significance of Darth Vader was never a thing. In fact, it is absolutely ridiculous and moronic. Star Wars was always Luke's story.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Star Wars was always Luke's story
        The OT's story was about Luke. The PT is about his father.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Cosmic significance of Darth Vader was never a thing.
        Did you miss the part of the movie where he killed Satan?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No it wasn’t Luke’s story. Luke himself isn’t even introduced until almost halfway into A New Hope. In fact, the producers wanted to introduce Luke earlier, but Lucas fought against it. Lucas always said that A New Hope was about C3PO and R2D2, and that the OT as a whole was about Darth Vader.

        “It’s not about space battles, it’s a family soap opera” is what George himself said about the saga as a whole.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Luke is the protagonist. He is the one that learns and changes, he is the main character, he is the one with an arc. His story is the central to the trilogy. have a nice day.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >In fact, the producers wanted to introduce Luke earlier, but Lucas fought against it.

          This isn't what happened moron, Luke was originally introduced watching the space battle at the beginning of the movie but Chew/Hirsh/Marcia realized all of the scenes of Luke before meeting the droids were pointless and destroyed the flow of the movie, so they removed all of his scenes before he actually becomes relevant to the story

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It was Lucas who cut those scenes, not his editors. His editors did agree with the change though.

            After the Phantom Menace, Vader choosing love over hate becomes subservient to him fulfilling his prophesized destiny as Space Jesus

            It doesn’t because his ability to chose love is what makes him Space Jesus. In case you didn’t notice, SW was always a religious allegory. Spirituality and destiny were always parts of the saga (seriously, the amount of times the word “destiny” is used in the OT is insane).

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >They wanted an OT rehash (which is what TFA would eventually give them), whereas Lucas wanted to tell a new story. The whole saga is the tragedy of Anakin Skywalker and watching the films in chronological order makes that apparent.

      The whole idea of Star Wars being "THE STORY OF ANAKIN SKYWALKER™" is a retcon based on toy sales and an attempt to service the fans, it's just that the movies were shit and people didn't like them so people confuse it as being some kind of daring and bold statement

      >What would make you assume that?
      That the prequels are made almost entirely on the computer with a minimal amount of direction giving to his actors? That the shots are are static and boring, with the vast majority of scenes that include live actions being flat shots of people talking (or walking and talking)?

      George visited the set of the Last Jedi and told Rian Johnson "why are you building so many sets? You could just do it in a computer" which speaks volumes on how George views directing as a labor

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The prequels used record-breaking numbers of practical props and minatures

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lucas said TLJ was "beautifully made". But it wasn't the story he would've incorporated.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I do think George respects TLJ on some level, because for better or worse it is actually an expression of a filmmaker's deeply held beliefs about life and the universe (and Star Wars itself) rather than JJ's slavish devotion to just remixing the greatest hits

          As you said, the Last Jedi isn't a movie Lucas would have or could have made, but that isn't a criticism of either Lucas or Johnson.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >There will never be another trilogy like The Prequels

    There already was and it sucked too

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    3 > 1 > 5 > 4 > 2 > 6

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This video is kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the story of the prequels is an arrogant religion gets hold of the messiah, and accidentally hands him over to the devil

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Hobbit and Fantastic Beats

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      are those robot parts on his neck or are they real skeleton parts?

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    good

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    With every subsequent prequel thread, I am just getting more and more reassured about how garbage those movies were, and how absolutely fanatical, braindead and moronic its zealots are.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same, but in regards to it's detractors. There's being a manchild and then there's this. Embarrassing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > fanatical, braindead and moronic its zealots are.
      no u

      Seriously though every time I listen to Lucas talk he seems eloquent, educated and passionate about his work. Meanwhile his critics come across like people who have never watched a movie outside of Star Wars and Marvel movies in their entire lives.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good.

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