>there's a movie called australia and it's fricking dogshit
how was this allowed? I didn't consent
imagine if there was a movie called south korea or poland
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This is because literally nobody cares about australian morons.
Australia is shit and deserves a shitty movie named after them.
It's an Australian tradition to make the shittest things a part of our national image. See: Gallipoli
It's not dogshit it's fricking brilliant
It's got everything you could ask for in a film, cattle, cattle ranches, wars, droving cattle, killing japs
Luhrman has not made a good movie.
Only homosexuals keep him afloat.
>Luhrman has not made a good movie.
Au contraire anon
I like this movie.
How do you think Serbia feels?
There's a movie called Israel and it's just three hours of white European blooded toddlers being thrown into a tree shredder.
it wasn't too bad
>and it's fricking dogshit
So just like 'straya herself?
can't even get a decent feed there for less than 20 bucks now
Two hamburgers for $3 with a small frozen coke for I think $1 or $1.50. 80c soft serve if you want a cheeky dessert.
Weight, sir?
120
kilos
yeah
I liked the parts where the Japs were bombing them, was based. Wouldn’t it have been cool if they ended up making Australia part of the Co-Prosperity Sphere and put all of the anglos in camps?
>Kys chang c**ts and fifth columnist traitors
>We're going to burn Beijing to the ground and let the Japs do what they want with you afterwards
I'm a Texan. Australia is a just poor copy of my state, except with more vaxtards and pinkhairs.
Australia is older than Texas, you copied us.
Need a sequel where the kid embraces his culture. Instead of droving cattle, the plot will be the adult abbo heroically driving a land train made of petrol tankers across country to Alice Springs. Final scene is everyone cheering and huffing fumes.
There's a movie just called India and it's just the smell of human feces turned into a digital signal and blasted directly into your neurons.
You guys have Mad Max, Crocodile Dundee and Steve Irwin, seems pretty good compared to most other countries.
Six year old sister loves this movie for some reason. She fell asleep on the sofa watching it yesterday at my house.
GREAT SOUTHERN LAND
There is nothing more sad and pitiful than a bunch of blood sucking American israelites cashing in on a nations basic identity. It always comes across as cringe and forced. This is among the worst. I want America and Americans to burn in the lowest of hells.
>Australian director
>Australian actors
>Australian scriptwriters
>Australian producers