There's like 4 minutes of zilla footage in 7 episodes and I'm literally not exaggerating
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There's like 4 minutes of zilla footage in 7 episodes and I'm literally not exaggerating
You're an idiot if you took the bait.
The show is called Monarch not Godzilla, dipshit. Sure I'd like more Godzilla in it but I wasn't expecting it to be good anyways. And it isn't.
The show is incredibly dumb. Up to ep 6-7 there is this apparent mystery or intrigue they're trying to create about this "Monarch" organization, it turns out its literally just chasing Godzilla, there is no mystery, its so dumb... Absolutely hate these movies where half of the monster scenes are shots of people gaping wide eyed at zilla and theres like 20secs of zilla footage
Yeah I said it wasn't good. Should have known that right when the black hacker grrl was introduced. I only used it for background noise.
But anon of course there's a sassy brown girl hacker genius who just so happens to live in Japan. And of course she gets into an interracial relationship with a Japanese guy she just met, that's totally something that happens in Japan all the time.
If you're still getting scammed by the Slopsterverse after 2014, you deserve to lose money.
>promised a show about kaiju
>it's actually about a gay asian woman
>nu-Cinemaphile thinks lesbians are bad
They are, no one but a porn addicted degenerate would think otherwise. This place has majorly improved.
chicks that don't like men are the worst
Conversely: women who have relationships with women understand viscerally just how fricking awful women are.
It's true: if you ever want to hear some extreme "misogyny", just listen to a lesbian after yet another straight woman has told her how lucky she is to avoid men
They haven't met me yet.
>He expected something else
...How many times, on average, would you say that you push a "pull" door?
I was expecting not to see Godzilla a lot but I wasn’t expecting the show to be this bad.
I don't hate it but I'm getting all jap women confused. Who's whose mom?
Godzilla is obese
It started out okay but went downhill fast. I got bored of the family drama shit real quick. It honestly felt like a CW show with a bigger budget.
Godzilla is a cape shit. At least they tried to make a watchable story out of this trash
Wtf was this scene? Was she a prostie?
Do you have a picture from the one in the same episode where the director did a front shot of her face and tried to pass it off as romantic?
Why did they have to put a Black in this show? Do Americans lose their minds if they dont get to stare at Black folk for 10 minutes? Already plenty of diversity because of all the Japanese actors. Nobody would ever mind there being Japanese people in a Godzilla show or movie. But no they had to overdo it like always with the random negress living in Japan.
If they didn't want to give us more Godzilla that's one thing, but they could at least give us some notable other kaijus here and there. No reason why the monster from episode 2 couldn't have been Rodan or why Anguirus couldn't show up or something. And yes I know there's a rights problem but just pay the nips a few bucks to use their monsters instead of making your own OC donutsteels, you israelites.
Anyone with half a brain knew what to expect from it.
>if you had a brain you'd know surf dracula was a prequel
2nd season:
>Surf Dracula has disappeared after leaving a cryptic note
>POC sidekick now has to decipher the note and sets off on a search to find him
>we finally catch up to Surf Dracula two thirds of the way through the season after he surfs in to rescue POC five minutes before the end of the seventh episode
>Surf Dracula spends the next episode being cryptic before handing his surfboard to POC
>"This is yours, now. You're the only one who can carry on the legacy of vampire Surf."
>"But I'm not a vampire!"
>"You are now. Now go."
She hulk didn't transform until episode 8 before executives stepped in
I dropped this in episode 2 lmao
You're a giga sucker for making it that far
I wish the flashbacks were actually the show instead of all this find muh dad fricking shit
I wonder how is the writers meeting that end up with these fricking ideas
>we have in our hands of the biggest IPs in the world. What are we gonna do about it?
>i know!! Ching Chong Lesbians!!!
Needs more WMAF.
The most interesting dynamic in the show and they went away from it for like three episodes in a row
Lack of Godzilla isn't a problem, it's focus on the wrong parts of the story