It's kind of real. Take away the Adidas logos and the three rainbow stripes and that's unironically Mile's suit.
It must suck being a "Spider-Man Fan" and calling him Miles all day long in your head
Calling him straight up Spider-Man was a mistake and a half. He should have had either a slightly different Spider-X name or some other name somewhat spider related.
How are Spider-Boy comics anyways? Thinking of checking them out.
4 months ago
Anonymous
They're alright. It's Bailey beating up silly supervillains while making jokes and annoying Peter with an overarching plot regarding who he is and where he came from. Can't ask for anything more honestly.
4 months ago
Anonymous
He teamed up with Santa Claus to defeat the "Magneto of gasses" (who speaks in a high pitched voice because he needs to breathe helium to survive) and his giant balloons that were wreaking havoc in a Christmas parade. Also in Superior Spider-Man he got burned while saving people from a hot chick that wanted to fry Peter's (actually Otto's) balls, and after the fight ended he and Peter shared a cute father-son moment in the hospital where Peter called Bailey "his hero", making the boy proud.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>that idea one horse open slays!
Points off for that pun for using zoomer language.
4 months ago
Anonymous
It's a mix of silly fun and monstrous misadventures thus far.
4 months ago
Anonymous
They're just more of Slott's usual standard — basically average, but dull and bland
If any anon on here says they like Spider-Boy, chances are they're really just a nonce
4 months ago
Anonymous
>nonce
Britbong detected
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4 months ago
Anonymous
Inoffensive but you can really tell Slott desperately wants Spider-Boy to become some sort of official sidekick
They can't call a black superhero anything "boy" because "boy" has racist connotations when used in the context of black males or something. Seriously do not ever call a black dude "boy" if you're white unless you want to deal with a pissed off Black in your face.
How about Spider-Lad?
Arachnon?
Arachnon?
Arachnoman?
Shock Spider?
Spidershock?
Web Spinner?
Weaver?
Web Weaver?
Orb Weaver)
Tarantula?
Chigger (that's an actual arachnid look it up)
Mite Man?
The Mite?
Schizomid?(Also a real arachnid this is amazing!)
Knitter?
Needler?
That's if we're just trying to stick with the spider/web themes. Miles could just drop it entirely considering he's got lightning powers.
Because calling a man a boy was disrespectful back in the day, and prior to like the 70's black men were called boys in a derogatory sense. Basically fell out of fashion by the late 70's but you know how these things go. Call Miles Spider-Boy and odds are at least one twitter gay will claim it's racism.
The funniest part is the suit only really exists as a sponsorship deal with Adidas. It'd be easy to shrug off if it was just a bonus suit but not when it's part of the main plot of the game.
Do you watch Pantheon? Because Miles' exposed hair reminds me of the scene where Chanda is about to get uploaded so his skull is removed and brains are exposed. That's basically this suit.
Spider-Man suits should have a hard 4 color limit. 2 or 3 colors would be my personal ideal. This suit has 5, and it’s disgusting. Red, blue, black, white, and brown.
A good design principle always limit the colors to three, more than thag it will become messy. However if there's three colors, addition of black and white or any other color really (but usually black are the most common) provided that they are small accents. A perfect examples of good and bad aspects of this principle are the various Kamen Rider suits.
He hit the rizzy on the griddy kids! Be sure to buy the official adidas crossover shoes and post about them on tiktok! Don't forget to stick it to the racists by buying as much as possible!
>symbiote invasion >take time to make new suit instead of saving people like peter
This really just makes Miles look like a piece of shit that got jealous over the Anti-Venom Suit, and wanted to make his own new suit too.
Imagine what would happen if they sent influencers the wrong color of officially licensed nikes or printed the wrong color on some mixtape marvel commissioned from a tiktok rapper. It would be a marketing nightmare.
Obviously not because he’s been wearing the Upgraded Suit for the entire game before this. It’s because they thought it’d look cool, and they were too stupid to realize that anyone with a brain would be able to figure out he’s Miles.
Compare this to Peter’s final suit. I know a lot of people don’t like it, but I thought it was nice, and I appreciate its simplicity and McFarlane eyes.
I don’t think it’s a bad suit either, but it just doesn’t feel like Anti Venom. Give it some spikes and the huge spider logo that stretches all over the body. Give it the black mask part with the tiny eyes. It just needs more Anti Venom related stuff to help it stand out, and not feel like a rehash of Future Foundation.
I agree, I like the new suit, it's awfuly explicit.
No one calls the guy spiderman, he's just Miles or in the worst scenario black version spiderman.
And because he is black, well of course graffiti on hit suit, no wait afro hair, no wait sports.
Because Peter's been around for 50-something years and hasn't budged an inch as Marvel's face and most popular hero.
When Miles is called the exact same name as Peter of course people are gonna refer to him by his real name to avoid confusion between the two.
It's the same reason why Clark's gay son calls himself Superman, but in the eyes of everyone there's only one actual Superman and he's the guy we've had since the 1930's.
>okay so that spiderman is black so it narrows down his real identity a bit, also he's a crime fighter so he's not a nig nog either which really narrows it down.
Just saw a video of black people complaining about that hairstyle they’re using it for miles in your pic. They showed a bunch of examples and said real homies would not wear their hair like that and then listed a bunch of reasons why the maintenance would be too much.
Miles being black is actually the perfect trap card. You can not make fun of him and his very obvious flaws without being labeled as a racist. If he was a white dude nobody would care about him and call him out as the lazy corporate checkbox he is.
What's weird to me is how there's no issue with calling any other spidey variant by a specific name for identification purposes but miles IS spider-man and there is no other name because he is the real spider-man so don't call him anything else.
No. Jonah talks a lot of shit, but he genuinely cares about the wellbeing of NYC and the citizens, and always does what he can to help them when the city goes to shit.
He says the Spiders care more about appearances than saving the city. Then Miles changes into the new suit IN THE MIDDLE OF A SYMBIOTE INVASION because "he wanted to try an original look".
No way this is real
it's not
It's kind of real. Take away the Adidas logos and the three rainbow stripes and that's unironically Mile's suit.
Calling him straight up Spider-Man was a mistake and a half. He should have had either a slightly different Spider-X name or some other name somewhat spider related.
Ought to have been Spider-Boy
Already taken by Bailey Briggs.
Web Weaver.
Nearly twelve years after Miles' debut, yes.
And he's only ten.
Tick tock, Miles.
How are Spider-Boy comics anyways? Thinking of checking them out.
They're alright. It's Bailey beating up silly supervillains while making jokes and annoying Peter with an overarching plot regarding who he is and where he came from. Can't ask for anything more honestly.
He teamed up with Santa Claus to defeat the "Magneto of gasses" (who speaks in a high pitched voice because he needs to breathe helium to survive) and his giant balloons that were wreaking havoc in a Christmas parade. Also in Superior Spider-Man he got burned while saving people from a hot chick that wanted to fry Peter's (actually Otto's) balls, and after the fight ended he and Peter shared a cute father-son moment in the hospital where Peter called Bailey "his hero", making the boy proud.
>that idea one horse open slays!
Points off for that pun for using zoomer language.
It's a mix of silly fun and monstrous misadventures thus far.
They're just more of Slott's usual standard — basically average, but dull and bland
If any anon on here says they like Spider-Boy, chances are they're really just a nonce
>nonce
Britbong detected
Opinion REJECTED
Inoffensive but you can really tell Slott desperately wants Spider-Boy to become some sort of official sidekick
They can't call a black superhero anything "boy" because "boy" has racist connotations when used in the context of black males or something. Seriously do not ever call a black dude "boy" if you're white unless you want to deal with a pissed off Black in your face.
Spider-Dawg
Speezy-Deezy
Chico-Araña
I can't think of a single instance where it's OK to call any grown man "boy". It's universally disrespectful.
My boy
Ironically they are all youths when the news reports on them
How about Spider-Lad?
Arachnon?
Arachnon?
Arachnoman?
Shock Spider?
Spidershock?
Web Spinner?
Weaver?
Web Weaver?
Orb Weaver)
Tarantula?
Chigger (that's an actual arachnid look it up)
Mite Man?
The Mite?
Schizomid?(Also a real arachnid this is amazing!)
Knitter?
Needler?
That's if we're just trying to stick with the spider/web themes. Miles could just drop it entirely considering he's got lightning powers.
>Orb Weaver)
That's pretty good. But it's taken
Why?
Because calling a man a boy was disrespectful back in the day, and prior to like the 70's black men were called boys in a derogatory sense. Basically fell out of fashion by the late 70's but you know how these things go. Call Miles Spider-Boy and odds are at least one twitter gay will claim it's racism.
So the shoes are real?
Eyup.
https://marvels-spider-man.fandom.com/wiki/Evolved_Suit
It's real, Morty.
>the black guy
>Evolved Suit
>the hair isn't an edit
Ahahah what the frick
The funniest part is the suit only really exists as a sponsorship deal with Adidas. It'd be easy to shrug off if it was just a bonus suit but not when it's part of the main plot of the game.
Do you watch Pantheon? Because Miles' exposed hair reminds me of the scene where Chanda is about to get uploaded so his skull is removed and brains are exposed. That's basically this suit.
The whole thing is that he's got that venon shock or whatever, right?
They should have called him Venom.
>They should have called him Venom.
Already taken. Should have called him the Shocker.
Since the venom strike is his signature move, I suggest Spider-Bite.
look at that, an actual good name for Miles
This would look fine if he wasn't wearing dad shoes and his hair wasn't showing.
Get rid of the shoes and hair, and recolor the lenses to be light blue, and I think this would be the best version of the Devolved Suit.
I like this one, the rainbow represents his gay love for Trans Spider-Gwen.
*straight love for Trans Spider-Gwen
Spider-Man suits should have a hard 4 color limit. 2 or 3 colors would be my personal ideal. This suit has 5, and it’s disgusting. Red, blue, black, white, and brown.
A good design principle always limit the colors to three, more than thag it will become messy. However if there's three colors, addition of black and white or any other color really (but usually black are the most common) provided that they are small accents. A perfect examples of good and bad aspects of this principle are the various Kamen Rider suits.
Peter’s suit is 4 colors. Red and blue with the black front logo, webbing, and the outer lenses, and white eyes.
Did he sell out to Adidas or Colgate?
He hit the rizzy on the griddy kids! Be sure to buy the official adidas crossover shoes and post about them on tiktok! Don't forget to stick it to the racists by buying as much as possible!
Why does he have a hoodie on his suit if there’s no option to use it?
The sell out spider-man.
>symbiote invasion
>take time to make new suit instead of saving people like peter
This really just makes Miles look like a piece of shit that got jealous over the Anti-Venom Suit, and wanted to make his own new suit too.
This is the suit version of the Davis Brothers’ Mixtape
I hadn't seen the colour variants before, but I'm somewhat impressed that they're ALL coloured like toothpaste tubes
And the shoes never change colors.
Imagine what would happen if they sent influencers the wrong color of officially licensed nikes or printed the wrong color on some mixtape marvel commissioned from a tiktok rapper. It would be a marketing nightmare.
Why is there a hole in the top of his suit?
Is it seriously just to make sure his hair doesn't get messed up?
Obviously not because he’s been wearing the Upgraded Suit for the entire game before this. It’s because they thought it’d look cool, and they were too stupid to realize that anyone with a brain would be able to figure out he’s Miles.
Well his suit isn't black now, so how else are you meant to know he's the Black Spider-Man?
Compare this to Peter’s final suit. I know a lot of people don’t like it, but I thought it was nice, and I appreciate its simplicity and McFarlane eyes.
I don’t think it’s a bad suit either, but it just doesn’t feel like Anti Venom. Give it some spikes and the huge spider logo that stretches all over the body. Give it the black mask part with the tiny eyes. It just needs more Anti Venom related stuff to help it stand out, and not feel like a rehash of Future Foundation.
Spider-Bruh
It’s amazing how nobody fricking likes this suit. I haven’t seen a single person say this is good.
Miles was never anything but a soulless out-of-touch corporate checkbox from day 1 so it makes perfect sense
This, his entire existence is shallow and cynical. May as well dress the part.
Truly the Kyle Rayner of the modern Marvel universe.
I agree, I like the new suit, it's awfuly explicit.
No one calls the guy spiderman, he's just Miles or in the worst scenario black version spiderman.
And because he is black, well of course graffiti on hit suit, no wait afro hair, no wait sports.
the irony
why do you seethe so much at miles' existence?
Most people are averse to the idea of participating in a humiliation ritual which doubles as a bald israelite's fetish.
It must suck being a "Spider-Man Fan" and calling him Miles all day long in your head
>Woman
Get that load of two X chromosomes out of here.
Go have a nice day to a tree dipshit. Otherwise cope and seethe.
have a nice day roastie.
Fricking Canuck Mutie Manlet get the frick out! BACK TO KRAKOA!
Who is The Flash?
"Flash" is short enough already.
You're just illustrating how Miles could never ever hope to be Wally
jeez thanks for reminding me that even dc was trying to replace wally with miles
Because Peter's been around for 50-something years and hasn't budged an inch as Marvel's face and most popular hero.
When Miles is called the exact same name as Peter of course people are gonna refer to him by his real name to avoid confusion between the two.
It's the same reason why Clark's gay son calls himself Superman, but in the eyes of everyone there's only one actual Superman and he's the guy we've had since the 1930's.
I don't call Batman "Bats" because Bruce isn't my favorite Batman. Objectively I think he's the BEST but he's not my favorite.
>Ben Reilley
>John Walker
>X-23
>Artemis
>Dick Grayson
>Jon Kent
What's your point
And how long did they last?
>Chasm, formerly Scarlet Spider
>USAgent
>X-23
>Artemis
>Nightwing, formerly Robin
>Superboy
What’s your point
>okay so that spiderman is black so it narrows down his real identity a bit, also he's a crime fighter so he's not a nig nog either which really narrows it down.
Le spedy is black noaw!
Shouldn't his suit before this one be more accurate to this image? Because Peter changed from that suit as well
>Miles is so bland that writers, fans and Cinemaphilecksuckers can't even think of an original name for him that doesn't reference his race in any way
Inverted Spiderman
Kid Arachnid
Just saw a video of black people complaining about that hairstyle they’re using it for miles in your pic. They showed a bunch of examples and said real homies would not wear their hair like that and then listed a bunch of reasons why the maintenance would be too much.
Link?
HE COME TO TOWN!
god i hate the open can hair suit, its just stupid
That hair looks like Dog shit on the side of the road fr fr.
I hate bendis.
That's all.
that Miles outfit is awful
Miles being black is actually the perfect trap card. You can not make fun of him and his very obvious flaws without being labeled as a racist. If he was a white dude nobody would care about him and call him out as the lazy corporate checkbox he is.
>You can not make fun of him and his very obvious flaws without being labeled as a racist
Yes I can
Fake and gay. Try harder, OP.
So, NY citizens definitely call Miles "black Spider-Man" in-universe, right? I mean, they gotta differentiate between the two somehow.
No. They just call him Spider-Man.
How do they know which Spider-Man they're talking about at any given time?
Doesn’t matter. Spider-Man is just a title now, and anyone can put on the mask.
They read the subtitles with convenient icons.
They're just so insanely progressive and anti racist that everyone always know every time because that makes sense to the writer
they say "the black one" or "the new one"
>*Spin
Sorry about my typo.
Do kids really dig this stuff. The huge CGI hair looks creepy.
Just talked to marketing and they said kids love it.
> American Flag / Buy shit
Can't zitko the Ditko
That’s not the Ditko suit. His was red and black.
What's weird to me is how there's no issue with calling any other spidey variant by a specific name for identification purposes but miles IS spider-man and there is no other name because he is the real spider-man so don't call him anything else.
So is j jonah just a racist in the milesverse?
No. Jonah talks a lot of shit, but he genuinely cares about the wellbeing of NYC and the citizens, and always does what he can to help them when the city goes to shit.
He says the Spiders care more about appearances than saving the city. Then Miles changes into the new suit IN THE MIDDLE OF A SYMBIOTE INVASION because "he wanted to try an original look".
Mommy! Make the scary chocolate people go away!
Anon, your cage is leaking
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