"There's no such thing as aliens, Mulder!"

How do you respond without sound schizo?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Then how do you explain getting abducted by aliens in episode 4? I had to rescue you from their ship. We literally took an alien tracking device out of you in episode 6. What the frick is wrong with you, woman?"

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >WE WERE IN A FRICKING ALIEN SPACESHIP GETTING SWARMED BY ALIENS ON ALL SIDES, I CARRIED YOU OUT AND YOU WOKE UP AND WATCHED IT FLY INTO FRICKING OUTERSPACE

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I watched it with my own two feet

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tbf the giant fungus episode would give plausible deniability to literally everything.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah dude the vibes at the end of that episode was so suss

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scully you literally got pregnant with an aliens baby

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    People will say the same about God and they all believe in that.
    >Are you telling me aliens are God?
    Who knows they may worship you 😉

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Simple as

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    bend over Scully, so I can probe you

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    scully i have some ayy ectoplasm samples i need you to do a flavor analysis

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So how'd you get pregnant?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ghosts are real. Aliens aren't. A spirit knocked up Scully.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        that sounds a lot like spooky to me

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rare Carlos miss

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scully we have seen alien embryos with our own eyes. We have seen an alien autopsy. We have seen governments go to great lengths to cover these up. You personally have been abducted by aliens. You were mysteriously impregnated during the time period that you were missing following the abduction.

    We have seen sewer monsters, golems, man-eating glowing bugs, tainted water that causes accelerated aging, chupacabras, gangs of murderous little girl clones, sentient AI's, space ghosts, shapeshifting insects, and Amish people able to change their sex in a matter of seconds.

    Aliens are really too much for you to believe?

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ok honestly Skully if you're not going to put out then this isn't worth my time anymore, I suggest you put in a transfer

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >unzip pants
    >Hello my baby hello my honey starts playing

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Domt say anything dress as a alien and anally rape her and she won't be willing to accept it was real.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you'll never have a drink with Scully in a dive bar, listen to her daddy issues then go get matching tramp stamps

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    this was such a beautiful scene

    >yfw touch her hand

    I'm sad lads.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw Scully was DTF but you got wiener blocked by Mulder then your amish alien tribe decides to move to another galaxy
      brother-andrew-bros....

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/DTs4ivL.jpg

      How do you respond without sound schizo?

      She's beautiful but doesn't make me hard like other hot actresses.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw Scully was DTF but you got wiener blocked by Mulder then your amish alien tribe decides to move to another galaxy
      brother-andrew-bros....

      Krycekbros not like this

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        idg if this was actually supposed to be him
        they reused other actors too

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    if aliens were real, the CIA would be sex trafficking children and hotties to them so that they would destroy china for us. since china has not been destroyed, i can infer that aliens do exist.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hello Gomez!

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mulder is so despreate to believe that he will take anything and not let go

    Scully is afraid to believe that she hold on to what she already knows and cant get herself to accept

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    "There's no real point in you having this job, is there, Scully."

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      despite my crush on Scully chilling together with Mulder in the basement, talking about ayys and going on trips sounds cozy af.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can't.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I MUST worship Scully's genitals while she humiliates me physically and verbally

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'd rather be a schizo who believes everything than a closed minded skeptic.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Logic and reason are . . . LE BAD!?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Logic is just a collective delusion for rationalizing and downplaying the horrors of our world

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    When does this shit get good? I’m ten episodes in and it’s a fricking chore. The only worthwhile episode was a fricking ripoff of the thing

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      at least watch tto the film (Fight the Future!)

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      filtered

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >there is no such thing as a BWC mulder

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    When does X-Files get good?

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just at the start of Season 1. Are there more scenes like this to look forward to?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The on fom the pilot was hot I guess. Im at season 1 too. I watched X-files on and of when I caught it on TV. So far nothing that steamy

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >explain this Scully..there're already here

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would, happily, do 10-15 years in federal prison for a long weekend with prime Scully. No holds bar, frick her till she is puking and beat her till all she can whimper is daddy type stuff.
      Good thing time travel ain't real, huh fellas?

      That cheek surgery they do is the worst. She was a doe-faced prime piece in the VVVVVitch, and now look at her. I wanna put her skull in a vice and not let up till I hear the cracking stop.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        unhinged

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He literally goes skitzo in the final episode

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"So you believe in a magical skydaddy who will punish you for mixing wool and linen but life on another planet is too much?"

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    her accent was so thick it was exhausting to listen to

    was she hamming it up?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i was so surprised when i found out gillian anderson actually has a russian accent

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        *Turkmen

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    "You leave me no choice agent Scully. I'm closing down the X-Files".

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scully literally needed dick

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    there literally aren't. only aliens you'll ever meet are illegals.

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bitch, get in the trunk!

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I read William B. Davis' book and he said the writing process for this show was really difficult. Apparently once the storyboarding and writers room is done with a script they send it to Chris Carter who rewrites the entire thing by himself. En Ami is still one of my favorite episodes, but I would love to see what Davis' original idea was.

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want a show where Dreamland-types like Fletcher are sent out to investigate and contain blatantly paranormal situations but every single one is utterly mundane and their Skinner-esque boss blows up at them for saying "It was a homeless guy wrapped in foil stabbing cows with a cigarette lighter."

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >scully i can give you orgasm
    >orgasm not real mudler
    lol

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