>"Then how do you explain getting abducted by aliens in episode 4? I had to rescue you from their ship. We literally took an alien tracking device out of you in episode 6. What the frick is wrong with you, woman?"
>WE WERE IN A FRICKING ALIEN SPACESHIP GETTING SWARMED BY ALIENS ON ALL SIDES, I CARRIED YOU OUT AND YOU WOKE UP AND WATCHED IT FLY INTO FRICKING OUTERSPACE
Scully we have seen alien embryos with our own eyes. We have seen an alien autopsy. We have seen governments go to great lengths to cover these up. You personally have been abducted by aliens. You were mysteriously impregnated during the time period that you were missing following the abduction.
We have seen sewer monsters, golems, man-eating glowing bugs, tainted water that causes accelerated aging, chupacabras, gangs of murderous little girl clones, sentient AI's, space ghosts, shapeshifting insects, and Amish people able to change their sex in a matter of seconds.
if aliens were real, the CIA would be sex trafficking children and hotties to them so that they would destroy china for us. since china has not been destroyed, i can infer that aliens do exist.
I would, happily, do 10-15 years in federal prison for a long weekend with prime Scully. No holds bar, frick her till she is puking and beat her till all she can whimper is daddy type stuff.
Good thing time travel ain't real, huh fellas?
That cheek surgery they do is the worst. She was a doe-faced prime piece in the VVVVVitch, and now look at her. I wanna put her skull in a vice and not let up till I hear the cracking stop.
I read William B. Davis' book and he said the writing process for this show was really difficult. Apparently once the storyboarding and writers room is done with a script they send it to Chris Carter who rewrites the entire thing by himself. En Ami is still one of my favorite episodes, but I would love to see what Davis' original idea was.
I want a show where Dreamland-types like Fletcher are sent out to investigate and contain blatantly paranormal situations but every single one is utterly mundane and their Skinner-esque boss blows up at them for saying "It was a homeless guy wrapped in foil stabbing cows with a cigarette lighter."
>"Then how do you explain getting abducted by aliens in episode 4? I had to rescue you from their ship. We literally took an alien tracking device out of you in episode 6. What the frick is wrong with you, woman?"
>WE WERE IN A FRICKING ALIEN SPACESHIP GETTING SWARMED BY ALIENS ON ALL SIDES, I CARRIED YOU OUT AND YOU WOKE UP AND WATCHED IT FLY INTO FRICKING OUTERSPACE
>I watched it with my own two feet
Tbf the giant fungus episode would give plausible deniability to literally everything.
yeah dude the vibes at the end of that episode was so suss
Scully you literally got pregnant with an aliens baby
People will say the same about God and they all believe in that.
>Are you telling me aliens are God?
Who knows they may worship you 😉
Simple as
bend over Scully, so I can probe you
scully i have some ayy ectoplasm samples i need you to do a flavor analysis
So how'd you get pregnant?
Ghosts are real. Aliens aren't. A spirit knocked up Scully.
that sounds a lot like spooky to me
Rare Carlos miss
Scully we have seen alien embryos with our own eyes. We have seen an alien autopsy. We have seen governments go to great lengths to cover these up. You personally have been abducted by aliens. You were mysteriously impregnated during the time period that you were missing following the abduction.
We have seen sewer monsters, golems, man-eating glowing bugs, tainted water that causes accelerated aging, chupacabras, gangs of murderous little girl clones, sentient AI's, space ghosts, shapeshifting insects, and Amish people able to change their sex in a matter of seconds.
Aliens are really too much for you to believe?
ok honestly Skully if you're not going to put out then this isn't worth my time anymore, I suggest you put in a transfer
>unzip pants
>Hello my baby hello my honey starts playing
Domt say anything dress as a alien and anally rape her and she won't be willing to accept it was real.
>tfw you'll never have a drink with Scully in a dive bar, listen to her daddy issues then go get matching tramp stamps
this was such a beautiful scene
>yfw touch her hand
I'm sad lads.
>tfw Scully was DTF but you got wiener blocked by Mulder then your amish alien tribe decides to move to another galaxy
brother-andrew-bros....
She's beautiful but doesn't make me hard like other hot actresses.
Krycekbros not like this
idg if this was actually supposed to be him
they reused other actors too
if aliens were real, the CIA would be sex trafficking children and hotties to them so that they would destroy china for us. since china has not been destroyed, i can infer that aliens do exist.
Hello Gomez!
Mulder is so despreate to believe that he will take anything and not let go
Scully is afraid to believe that she hold on to what she already knows and cant get herself to accept
"There's no real point in you having this job, is there, Scully."
despite my crush on Scully chilling together with Mulder in the basement, talking about ayys and going on trips sounds cozy af.
You can't.
I MUST worship Scully's genitals while she humiliates me physically and verbally
i'd rather be a schizo who believes everything than a closed minded skeptic.
>Logic and reason are . . . LE BAD!?
Logic is just a collective delusion for rationalizing and downplaying the horrors of our world
When does this shit get good? I’m ten episodes in and it’s a fricking chore. The only worthwhile episode was a fricking ripoff of the thing
at least watch tto the film (Fight the Future!)
filtered
>there is no such thing as a BWC mulder
When does X-Files get good?
I'm just at the start of Season 1. Are there more scenes like this to look forward to?
The on fom the pilot was hot I guess. Im at season 1 too. I watched X-files on and of when I caught it on TV. So far nothing that steamy
>explain this Scully..there're already here
I would, happily, do 10-15 years in federal prison for a long weekend with prime Scully. No holds bar, frick her till she is puking and beat her till all she can whimper is daddy type stuff.
Good thing time travel ain't real, huh fellas?
That cheek surgery they do is the worst. She was a doe-faced prime piece in the VVVVVitch, and now look at her. I wanna put her skull in a vice and not let up till I hear the cracking stop.
unhinged
>He literally goes skitzo in the final episode
>"So you believe in a magical skydaddy who will punish you for mixing wool and linen but life on another planet is too much?"
her accent was so thick it was exhausting to listen to
was she hamming it up?
i was so surprised when i found out gillian anderson actually has a russian accent
*Turkmen
"You leave me no choice agent Scully. I'm closing down the X-Files".
Scully literally needed dick
there literally aren't. only aliens you'll ever meet are illegals.
Bitch, get in the trunk!
I read William B. Davis' book and he said the writing process for this show was really difficult. Apparently once the storyboarding and writers room is done with a script they send it to Chris Carter who rewrites the entire thing by himself. En Ami is still one of my favorite episodes, but I would love to see what Davis' original idea was.
I want a show where Dreamland-types like Fletcher are sent out to investigate and contain blatantly paranormal situations but every single one is utterly mundane and their Skinner-esque boss blows up at them for saying "It was a homeless guy wrapped in foil stabbing cows with a cigarette lighter."
>scully i can give you orgasm
>orgasm not real mudler
lol