There's nothing stopping you from taking out a small loan and making a kino.
You're just too afraid and lack the confidence to take risks.
There's nothing stopping you from taking out a small loan and making a kino.
There's nothing stopping you from taking out a small loan and making a kino.
You're just too afraid and lack the confidence to take risks.
This is true.
If everyone realised that they could make the kino they desire themselves, Hollywood would lose its power overnight.
>There's nothing stopping you from taking out a small loan
Bad credit score? Lack of assets to use as collateral? They don't just hand out loans to anybody
I’ve been saving up to eventually film some shorts and maybe one of the feature scripts I wrote
then why haven't you done it already.
you'll have to get it from triads cause israelites ain't loaning you shit below a million dollars.
no. its because I don't want to actually make one
go for it kings, I can't wait to watch all your independent short films about depression or a hitman experiencing professional burnout
Mines about hillbillies that kidnap some city slickers and torture them
>a hitman experiencing professional burnout
I made that film! It was fun and totally kino but I'll never share it with you
Nah, I'll do something similar to Karen Gillan's:The Party is Just Beginning where it's both a good movie and an excuse to have sex as much as possible AND make money for it.
would be cheaper to write a script and circulate it online until hollywood notices
>You're just too afraid and lack the confidence to take risks.
Yep, but also add too lazy to the list
>There's nothing stopping you from taking out a small loan
How would I distribute it thoughever?
I have a mortgage and bills to pay, and a family to feed. I can't just stop all that to "make kino" you moronic child.
You can make money off the kino if it's good/cheap enough.
Eventually maybe making money off of it doesn't help when you have bills and a family NOW.
No one would see my shitty movie that has no brand and no one has ever heard of
I would be on the hook for thousands to the israelites even I directed that movie like John woo meets Paul Thomas Anderson
Just get a semi-famous actor/actress with a niche fanbase. Like Danielle Panabaker or something.
Don't spend a gorillion dollars on it.
that sounds stupid i hate film
Who in their right mind would approve that kind of loan? Indie movies are a money pit with virtually zero avenues to make your money back. You put it on iTunes or whatever and maybe 10 people buy it, or you sell the rights to some wholesale/shovelware distributor for peanuts.
I hate movies tho.
I HATE CURSIVE AND I HATE ALL OF YOU
I have to do the blood ritual to get in or else the film will not get any advertising
AI-prompted kinos are almost here
I'm gonna wait for a bit more OP
Kinos are for money laundering you stupid fricks.
oi bank
give me a shit ton of money to make a film
no i have no idea what the film will be about
no i have no experience in making films
no i have no collateral
WHADDA YOU MEAN NO? GIVE ME MY MONEY
>What's that, mate?
>They said that?
>What do they think you are some kind of c**t?
>Do you want me to sort of them out for you?
>No, it's alright mate, it's not a problem
No. No no no no no no no no no! No! No no no no no no no no no no no no no! No! Not this fricking time! No fricking way! No fricking way, no fricking way, no fricking way! You banks made me look a right c**t!
there's nothing stopping you from taking a small load either
Why don’t the racists just crowdfund Mel Gibson?
Remake Birth of a Nation using literal chimpanzees
Is this supposed to be one of those "Just take a small 1 million dollar loan from your father lmao" things?
Because in the real world no bank would give you movie-making money if you don't already have the money.
No one is saying get a million dollar loan. Paranormal Activity was only 1,500. Be smart in your kino marking and you'll only need about 50,000 at most.
Nothing except my general lack of knowledge of film making, people skills, proper connections the industry and a general lack of ambition it's true OP what a fricking insightful post. You got a blog I can subscribe to so I can keep being posted?