These are Cronenberg's best, prove me wrong

These are Cronenberg's best, prove me wrong

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no The Fly

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Your mother's, sister's and daughter's sex tapes don't count.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very telling how his post also disappeared.

      Another contrarian pretending the fly isnt his best work lmao. Get over it and accept it

      It's accessible but not his best.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fly, Eastern Promises and Naked Lunch

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      for me it's Videodrome, The Fly and The Dead Zone

      Cronenberg's 3 best films are A Dangerous Method, Cosmopolis, and Maps To The Stars. All featuring Canadian actress Sarah Gadon, the queen of Cronenberg kino.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's Videodrome, The Fly and The Dead Zone

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crash is correct choice of the 3.
    However; ExistenZ, Cosmopolis, and Map of The Stars should be instead considered.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    A History of Violence is the best. That diner scene is kino. He smashes the guy in the face with a coffee pot.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I haven’t seen every Cronenberg movie, but of the ones I’ve seen, A History Of Violence is is his.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Make sure to watch every one with Sarah Gadon.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Shivers, Naked Lunch and Crash.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Another contrarian pretending the fly isnt his best work lmao. Get over it and accept it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Fly is his most mainstream.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Fly was the first Cronenberg film Sarah Gadon ever saw.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I watched The Fly. First half was really good and engaging, second half took a dump all over that and made the whole movie shit. Just because someone has a different opinion than you doesn’t mean they’re being contrarian. Luckily, I have his other movies a shot and they were a lot better. Except Videodrome. That was worse than The Fly.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah Jeff Goldblum isn't that that kino
      shill harder

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

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    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

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  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Fly, Scanners and Videodrome

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >prove me wrong
    To do that i'd have to watch all his films, which i won't.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      All you need to do to prove him wrong is watch his 3 films with Sarah Gadon.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

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  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Crash, Spider and Map to the Stars

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    cronenberg's movies somehow manage to be mediocre yet amazing as frick at the same time. i have seen nearly all his movies, and the best objectively are eastern promises, the fly, videodrome, and dead ringers.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >A Dangerous Method
    Quite literally his worst film

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      must have skipped that last borefest he made

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sarah Gadon loves psychology. Her father is a psychologist.

      She also starred in the film A Dangerous Method, where she played Emma Jung. Here's a scene where she meets Sigmund Freud.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I was about to say these are literally his 3 worst films but this hack director has so much more garbage its unbelievable.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How about a movie about a guy whose toaster breaks down, so he goes to the repair shop and some hot lady who mans the counter persuades him to trade in his broken toaster for a premium flesh toaster. The flesh toaster sits on his countertop, pulsating and spitting out weird embryonic fluids, and as time goes on, he gets an erotic urge to stick his dick in the flesh toaster. Finally he does it, and he hears the woman's voice say, "It's still a toaster" and it fries his dick. But it's okay, because the flesh toaster is part of him now and melds seamlessly into his body. It's a metaphor for our relationship with technology. Howard Shore does the music.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      sounds like something boring his son would make

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He directed Eastern Promises? No fricking shit.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah he pivoted away from the freaky stuff but we're okay with it because the crime thriller movies were great.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watch A History of Violence
    >it's one man's story, not at all a comprehensive history of violence
    dropped cronenberg after that

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's meant to allude to a police profile that says "has a history of violence." At least in the final draft. The first draft was an anthropological study that followed human civilization from the first murder up to the nuclear age. Cronenberg decided to give up and eat all of the leftover pie after filming the diner scene.

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