These are the Cubans, baby. This is the Cohibas, the Montecristos. This is a kinetic-kill, side-winder vehicle with a secondary cyclotrimethylenetrinitramine RDX burst. It's capable of busting a bunker under the bunker you just busted. If it were any smarter, it'd write a book, a book that would make Ulysses look like it was written in crayon. It would read it to you. This is my Eiffel Tower. This is my Rachmaninoff's Third. My Pieta. It's completely elegant, it's bafflingly beautiful, and it's capable of reducing the population of any standing structure to zero. I call it "The Ex-Wife."
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Out of all these fricking MCU movies, Sam Rockwell in Iron Man 2 is the only part I didn't want to rip my own face off. He just does it.
honestly, I think I may have seen 3 or 4 of these movies, maybe one movie's worth through osmosis, but still. Those movies are complete fricking shit, how can anyone like these?
That's because Sam Rockwell is an amazing and extremely underrated actor.
this
and it's ironic his character was one of the few that didn't come back for more films
simply too excellent
I dunno homie why did you feel the desperate need to come in here and tell us your feelings about them
>all that build-up for a lame joke
God forbid Hammer was actually a threat. Iron Man 2 is terrible even by Marvel standard.
besides armor wars hammer is barely even a threat, I'm pretty sure he's dead in the comics too right now
Why do women get so much in divorce, if we're equal.
In Iron Man 1 Tony's super weapons are barely above real life military tech. Then all of a sudden he builds a super suit, an infinite energy reactor in his chest and a decade later a time machine.
Was he supposed to be like Frieza or some stupid shit, only using 1% of his intelligence his whole life?
he's egotistical so he spends more time being based than doing science, speedwatcher
Necessity mothers the invetion.
an infinite energy reactor would massively boost tech you moron, its even what half of iron man 1 is about
plus how do you know its hard to create a time machine? have you ever even TRIED asking your pc to make one for you?
yea it's moronic
the air force uses f-22 or some shit and then he just pulls a bunch of world changing technologies out of his manlet dick
the power supply
the ai
the propulsion
the shock absorption
the inertia dampeners
and more
every one of them would revolutionize multiple entire industries
I don't even remember how this guy was a threat. Did he even build his own suit?
Is this considered good dancing? I literally have no idea (I don't leave my house)
sheeeiit
Just wanted to pop in and say Cubans are overrated and are out of favor these days. Best cigars are coming from nicaragua or Dominican Republic
Smoking is for morons. I bet you wish it was a BBC every time you put it in your mouth
I have an oral fixation with my bong, I keep licking the opening of mouthpiece like it's a pussy. Doctor, am I normal?
>like it's a pussy
you arent fooling anyone lad, not even yourself
do you know how a bong works, anon?
Do you know how a pussy works, homosexual?
No, which McDonalds do you work at? I'll come watch you some time.
>people with no personality or hobbies be like
Only a cuckold would have "ex wife" in his vocabulary
We need more cuck villains that get dabbed on
This Foo was cucked every scene he was in
Warmachine didn't let the Ex-Wife build up velocity that's why it didn't work. In a cutscene he's seen using it while flying and it works. So it was Rhodey who fricked up, not Hammer.