These are the two modern horror classics, wether you like it or not

These are the two modern horror classics, wether you like it or not

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    patrick wilson <3

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched Conjuring 3 and it was a complete piece of shit yet I thoroughly enjoyed it because of Patrick Wilson and Vera Farmiga. I don't know what it is about those two, especially Wilson

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Basically this. The notion that these films are "scary" is just absurd. But they have this dumb comfy feel to them at least for me. Even when the acting is bad it somehow isn't that noticeable.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They also show up in Annabelle Comes Home which was a great surprise.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Attractive religious white couple not in a toxic marriage. pretty rare for Hollywood nowadays.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Conjuring is the perfect marriage of classic fancy horror and modern Hollywood lowbrow horror. It's poifect.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >modern

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Conjuring is horrorer than insidious, there I say it

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're important franchises for 21st cent horror along with some others (Saw, Hostel, Cabin Fever, REC) and certain movies

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Insidious especially. I like how Insidious does jump scares. They build up tension and are expected but not quite how you think.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a Conjuring sequel and an Insidious spinoff being released next year btw

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      which one of them has the spooky appearing in frames in some sideline background before making the actual front and center focus of the characters

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're actually not bad. And I usually hate "jump scare" movie.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Of all the horror movies that exist. These are certainly two of them.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did the ghosts keep appearing behind him

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its a great gag to have one person oblivious to the shit right behind them while another character they're talking to sees it clear as day

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched the latest insidious and mixed it up with sinister and was very confused, waiting for Babylonian demons and snuff movies.

    The black love interest was a total miscast. She wasn't appealing and you could tell the role was envisioned as some white manic pixie dream girl.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kevin costner doesnt age, does he.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    patrick wilson and vera farmiga are a certified kino combo couple

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    At some point Jesus is going to make an appearance in the Conjuring universe to just beat up Valak and Annabelle to a pulp.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      jesus was a limp wristed antique age hippy that would be living off weed and welfare checks today. valak and annabelle would take turn sodomizing the cuck

      old testament god is what you are looking for

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd really appreciate it if you didn't blaspheme Him on Cinemaphile

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Boooo go away smelly manchild!

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Both series are inferior to pick related, and yet this got abandoned after part 2.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      went to shit for me when you have all these dumb kids on screen shushing at the camera. it was just too cringe for me. really poor execution. good movie up until then.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, they had no good sense when it came to showing the "spooky" stuff up close. Same for the black metal boogeyman. But the VHS recordings were pure kino and the big bad looks actually quite scary when he just lingers in the background.
        Still, I'd gladly take Sinister 3 over all those uninspired Conjuring and Insidious movies and spin-offs.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the lawnmower scene
      god that was stupid

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The BBQ tape was one of the most disturbing shits I've seen in some time. Mostly due to the music, but the fact remains.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          they're well done but I'm not really scared by any movies anymore. lawnmower pisses me off because it's a cheap jumpscare when the rest were genuinely creepy. a wide shot of the lawnmower with a weight on the accelerator slowly going towards them would have been better imo

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Modern film sucks.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The conjuring is good but I haven't liked insidious since the third one.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have never seen the conjuring. Rundown?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      family moves into house. spooky behaviour ensues. they call ghost psychologists to sort it all out.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do like it though. They’re not really original by any means but they’re competently made at least. formulaic can still be good when done well

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