these movies are so fricking good
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these movies are so fricking good
these movies are so fricking good
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I'm trans btw
>t. troony
I do appreciate them for being a nice platform for creative stuff, but it’s very hit or miss
How mamy of them are good and how "good" are we talking? Worth downloading and fast forwarding through to watch them?
Watch everything, but have in mind that the third movie sucks. You will have lots of fun
I'd rather not spend 6 hours watching lame horror shorts if I can avoid it. I'd rather just see the highlights like I did for cabinet of curiosities
In 34 you moron
>It's a zoomer is embarrassed about being a zoomer episode.
Why do shaky cam movie threads always being the morons? I get that it's like the og material for edgy boys but holy shit you gays are unbearably obnoxious
If you don't want people to think you're a homosexual zoomer, don't post or act like a homosexual zoomer. You're shit posting on Cinemaphile. Don't act like you can't spare the time to take your chances with an anthology horror movie.
have a nice day zoomer
First one was amazing but didn't love the sequel and the third one was trash
Just saw the 2nd one
>meta plot sucked without the dread of people getting picked off from 1
>Zombie one would have been good if it'd been shorter
>Alien one was grating
>Cult one was good
>rest sucked
I assume the rest are as spotty?
I thought the alien one was decent, I like the blaring truck noises. I’m also just scared of aliens which helps
yep that's the series in a nutshell. I think the 3rd one was the worst. the 80s and 90s ones were pretty good
viral still has the vibe of the first 2 but the rest suck
Dante The Great didn't really fit the theme of the series
Parallel Monsters was great
Bonestorm was dog shit and a horrible way to end the movie
bone storm was funny
The kids were annoying as hell, they should have all died
I enjoyed all three of those
I like the immortality river
The skatists in Mexico was fricking trash
I liked it.
Yes
I don't know why but I found that one engaging and unsettling. The alien sleep over one did nothing for me at all.
They killed the pupper though. That was fricked up
>Le heckin' pupper
>Noooo my violent horror film killed a dog ahhhhhh Black personman save meeeee
Go back
have a nice day shit skin
>Movie shows human being tortured and killed
>DUDE THAT'S SO FRICKING EPIC
>Dog dies
>AHHHHH Black personMAN SAVE ME NOOOOO!!!!
Yes, frick people
Go back, reddit would love you
>AHHHH NOOO DON'T SHOW HORRIFIC AND HORRIFYING THINGS IN MY HORROR MOVIE NOOOO THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE HECKIN' WHOLESOME 100
You are one deranged homosexual
You are one sensitive redditor homosexual. Imagine crying because a horror film is...le horrific lmao
You're the only one crying though
>N-no u!
Kek. You were crying over a "pupper" in a horror film.
I bet you jack off to Milo and Otis
What the frick is that?
>It's a zoomer continues to expose himself episode
>Oh my science you don't know what some random thing is!? LE ZOOMER! LE ZOOMER!
How is pointing out your pathetic double standards for violence depicted in media deranged?
That fact that you are getting this mad that someone doesn't care to see animals hurt makes you deranged
>Is fine with humans being brutally tortured and killed while screaming for their lives
>Shits his pants when a dog dies less brutally than any of the humans in the film
>Is fine with humans being brutally tortured and killed while screaming for their lives
Yes
>Shits his pants
Never said that. You are fricking deranged. What country are you form?
He's saying "shits his pants" as a metaphor for you having an overemotional reaction fyi
>overemotional reaction
And I'm not, he's the one having one
homosexual probably tortures animals. He's probably a chinaman
Kek, you are proving my point
>Says he's not acting emotional
>Gets called out for a double standard
>Starts going off about how everyone who points this out is a third world animal killer
YOU DO FRICKING DIE ALREADY STOP REPLYING TO ME FRICK OFF
>STOP BULLYING ME PLEASE JUST LET ME BE A EMOTIONAL homosexual WITH DOUBLE STANDARDS AND NO SELF-AWARENESS
I'm not a third world animal killer
>I'm not a third world animal killer
I don't believe you
>lost the argument
>forced to resort to baiting
Are you quoting yourself?
Not everyone who disagrees with you is a third world animal killer, anon. Any sane man would point out your double standards and lack of self-awareness. A third world creature couldn't even comprehend this.
Don't reply to third-worlders anon.
Seek help
Well, you aren't denying it
Holy shit, you have no self-awareness
>Is fine with humans being brutally tortured
>Calls others deranged for simply pointing out his homosexual double standard
>Calls others deranged while acting extremely emotional
>frick people
That's a pretty broad category anon, you certain you're up for that?
It shocked me too.
Part 2 is one of the worst films I've ever seen. I won't even watch the rest.
The first 3 were good. That last one which was free on youtube was terrible
only like the first story was decent, the rest were meh, or awful
and how do you have "VHS" found footage that's modern from digital cameras or webcams? that one didn't fit it at all, they didn't have a more fitting story to put in its place?
The 1st one was actually disturbing
I had to sleep with my bed blocking my bedroom door cause I was convinced someone would come in when I was sleeping and slit my throat like they did to that poor fella
That's pretty pathetic
Ever see Creep, buddy?
The entire film was trash except the girl who is a monster that falls in love with the nerd.
first 2 are, 3rd sucks, 94 is good, 99 sucks, 85 was like 94 but a bit worse
>Redditors when a extremely gory horror film features a dog dying in a less brutal way than any of the humans in the film
I have a soft spot for found footage horror. I love the idea of watching some obscure, archival footage of something I'm not supposed to see. There needs to be more of it.