These two are toxic as shit

They're terrible for each other

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  1. 5 months ago
    guy

    They're nice

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Susie hates Calvin you dummy. Why would she ever get with him

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        She doesn’t hate Calvin at all. She constantly wants to play with him but he usually acts like a jerk towards her. She still seems to like him regardless but Calvin is the problem

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          She literally thought about how much she hated him once, signed a contract from Calvin where it promises that the two won't ever interact again, and won't even be friendly when Calvin is just using his imagination or just asking to trade cards with her without any maliciousness.

          She hates her man

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >her
            Him, I meant she hates him

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Calm down, Susie, you know Calvin doesn't hate you, he's just a little mean. You don't have to force yourself to hate him back.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Be quiet

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Naw there was exactly one comic where they have a little spat, then walk away both thinking "wow, they LIKE me!" with big smiles on their faces

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Watterson said he didn't like that one, but if it wasn't for it barely anybody would think Calvin likes Susie even a tiny bit. It also explains why Susie wants to play with Calvin sometimes despite him being an butthole.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >She literally thought about how much she hated him once, signed a contract from Calvin where it promises that the two won't ever interact again, and won't even be friendly when Calvin is just using his imagination or just asking to trade cards with her without any maliciousness.

            This is completely normal behavior for children. It's practically the same way the girl next door treated me when we were 6 years old, and I swore to never visit her basically every single time we met, and we still met a bunch later anyway.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Being tsundere is not a good quality
          Frick off weebs

      • 5 months ago
        guy

        She's nice though, so maybe you're wrong

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          She doesn't consider him her friend. She even asks Calvin if he has any, which means she doesn't consider him hers

          • 5 months ago
            guy

            Maybe she got confused and forgot she could be included

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              She doesn't give a shit about him.

              • 5 months ago
                guy

                They interact too often for this to be true

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're neighbors. They wait at the same bus stop.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                So you agree that they hate each other and that they will never be friends right

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Children are toxic in general

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      /thread
      calvin is a little shit. but he's a endearing and relatable little shit.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, I mean

      https://i.imgur.com/hdiDdDm.jpg

      They're terrible for each other

      What the frick, OP? They are six years old. Most really little children act like total buttholes and fight about everything, the ones who are already polite at that age are rare.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't act like that, and neither did my older sister

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So where are the counter-arguments to show that Susie doesn't hate him, because I don't see any

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's based on the sort of girl that Bill Watterson was attracted to in youth, and the kind of woman he eventually married.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Watterson said he didn't act like Calvin when he was a kid. Therefore, we can conclude Calvin will never grow to like Susie and get along

        Naw there was exactly one comic where they have a little spat, then walk away both thinking "wow, they LIKE me!" with big smiles on their faces

        That was an early comic. In the comics last years she hates him and says she would never send him a valentine

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        5 years olds?

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Am I the only one who's bothered by Susie not having any sort of imagination besides playing house? She can't even humor Calvin when he's pretending, like finding a dinosaur foot or pretending to be sinking in quick sand

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's too typically female
      see if Calvin wasn't vice president of G.R.O.S.S. and played nicer with his own imaginations i bet she'd love to play with Calvin's imagination. you just can't tell when Calvin is going to play dinosaur foot and when he decides he's the dinosaur all along and bites you

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The comics don't even show Susie having an imagination outside of the aformentioned house sunday strips. I really don't like how Susie was handled as a character in the last years of the strips life, and I find the fact that Watterson saying that Calvin still had a crush on her in 1995 to be hard to swallow, considering he even admitted to changing their dynamic later

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The comics don't even show Susie having an imagination outside of the aformentioned house sunday strips.
          That's because Calvin is the POV character, not Susie. She doesn't even show up all that much. It's called Calvin And Hobbes, after all.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        In that strip with Calvin showing Susie his dinosaur foot, he wasn't even being hostile when showing her it, and only got pissed when she just dismissed his claim and not play along

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >calvin is a terrorist

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Was that ever in question?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I mean, for a 6 year old kid that fantasy wouldn't surprise me

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chad Calvin. FRICK women

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The word toxic in this definition is a meme term and it long overstayed its welcome

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Bloom Country crossover in 2021 canon or not

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What would Bill Watterson think of anime that isn't Astro Boy?

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would they even become friends when they grow up?

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do so many people on the Calvin and Hobbe reddit hate people writing stories or comics with Calvin as an adult?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cause it's shitty fanfiction

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >That time W.I.T.C.H. had a reference to these two
    Bit older here though. And their hair colors are reversed.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pistachio, vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, lemon, toffee and mango

      I thought they were out of pistachio.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dishonest storytelling.

      Btw does anyone else dislike C&H now. I liked it as a kid but looking back it seems super irony poisoned like the kind of thing that makes millennials the proverbially dead eyed nihilistic addicted to Xanax generation Par excellance. Also gay redditors like it, which is a Mark against its quality.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lucy ripoff

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Calvin's good side loves Susie. Therefore Calvin does have a crush on her to an extent

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many times are you going to make this thread, spammy?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's like that one butthole at a party who's got exactly one topic of conversation in him

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, he's another spammy autist

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Oh, he's another spammy autist
        Yes. Check out this thread for more of the same
        https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/141181137/

    • 5 months ago
      guy

      Oh, he's another spammy autist

      >Oh, he's another spammy autist
      Yes. Check out this thread for more of the same
      https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/141181137/

      Zoomers before your era of goyslop, exhausted within a year, people actually enjoyed classic comics and cartoons for decades like Looney Tunes or Watchmen or Peanuts. They didn't need a whole media apparatus forcing your brain to experience pleasure with tons of effort

      He's like that one butthole at a party who's got exactly one topic of conversation in him

      You're socially shaming people for not moving on to the latest fandom slop each time it becomes popular. I don't like discussing anything with people like you, your brain is empty

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

        What does this schizo word salad have to do with the posts (You) replied to?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >giving (You)s to the most autistic person on the board

          "Industry people" spoken like someone who has only seen pictures of grass

          • 5 months ago
            guy

            If by "grass" you mean "people in art communities" then yes, I have never talked to anybody face to face from art communities. Instead of getting indignant about it or looking down on me about it your prior generations of young industry people should have gotten to know me in real life, it would have fixed many problems they experienced. You were too childish though

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ermagerd toxic

    calvin and hobbes is a top tier comic. b***h about something else

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do so many C&H fans on shit like reddit hate the idea of someone making a comic about a grown up calvin giving hobbes to his kid? I literally saw one post comparing it to pissing on watterson

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not 'pissing on watterson' but it is definitely going against his wishes and perspectives on storytelling. Watterson is very against the idea of shitting out more and more continuations to things after the story has already run its course. He would prefer if people did their own things and used their own creative ideas rather than piggybacking an established IP.
      If you want to capture the childlike wonder and magic of C&H you can do so without including Hobbes (or Calvin). If you need to include Hobbes so you can have throwbacks or references to the original, you are not making your own original work/ideas.

      Calvin and Hobbes holds a very special place in my childhood. I don't think it needs to be continued and I don't think anyone could do a good job, even Watterson.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He would prefer if people did their own things and used their own creative ideas rather than piggybacking an established IP.
        But.. but.. my reboots! I cant like -new thing- it has to be -old thing- that looks like a -new thing- but is just -old thing- with better resolution

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reminds me a bit of how Carl Barks hated direct sequels to his duck comics while not minding fresh stories clearly inspired by his work.
        Hence why he wasn't a fan of Don Rosa's work even outside of the artstyle and outright disliked fan favorite work "The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck".

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        But why does it matter if someone makes a fan comic of it? No one is forcing you to read it and it isn't canon anyways

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >its not hurting anyone

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It literally isn't. I've seen people b***h about people pairing Calvin with Susie as adults even though Watterson himself said that Calvin has a crush on her and that Susie is based off the girl he married.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >disrespecting the person you like by ripping off his content to fulfill your fantasies
              People without creative ability should be rounded up and dumped in a hole.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tell me what you think about fan doujins in Japan anon, because a lot of anime/manga creators don't have a problem with them and some even enjoy them. The West takes fan stuff like shipping and fanfics way too seriously

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >whataboutism
                Different values.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                They know it's just fricking fiction anon and don't make a big deal about fanfics or shipa and shit unlike the west who takes that shit way too seriously

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is an argument e-girlgays use

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes
                Because it's correct

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Taking things seriously has worked out for us. When was the west ever nuked?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                what

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >These two are toxic as shit

                >This is an argument e-girlgays use
                Sensing we got us a tourist here.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's (You)

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lol what a moronic non argument. Just say the Japanese are panty sniffing pedophiles, then you'd have won the argument easy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      because it needs to be compartmentalized for what it is and stories have to end

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I understand not wanting your art to be turned in a capitalistic money making enterprise with no soul, bur how could he have never let his work be animated. Is he one of those people that dont see animation ad art because it must be a group effort rather than one man? Is he that much of a curmudgeon?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's a pretentious butthole who secretly thinks his disposable lowbrow slop is Le high art. And as such he's insufferably precious about it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He knew he wouldn't have been able to control it if it was animated.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >namegay opinions
    Who cares

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Susie once said that she enjoys fresh snow because it helps her avoid Calvin. She hates his guts and people need to realize it - when she smiling and says hello to Calvin it's an act, she despises him

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Poster count did not go up
      Get a trip so we can filter your idiocy.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >actively monitoring the thread
        Cringe
        Total susie behavior

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sorry your memory is shit, anon.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Baring your teeth is chimp behavior.
        Susie is a chimp

        Idiots. Susie will never trust Calvin - she couldn't even trust Calvin's good side. She will never like him

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Baring your teeth is chimp behavior.
      Susie is a chimp

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      women often hate the men they love. They can resent the power we have over them

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well gee, sure seems like she's eager for Calvin to frick off forever.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am now going to post examples that prove once and for all that Susie fricking despises Calvin, and will never forgive him even if he grows up and treats her better. She fricking hates him

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here's another example. Shows that the early comics of her secretly liking him are now non-canon and that she fricking detests him and wants nothing to do with him

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Continuing

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Here this shows that she'll deny his existence

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              She also thinks Calvin is stupid and won't even be friendly with him when he's not annoying her

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Another example. Why in the FRICK would she even like Calvin when she thinks he has mental problems? She would avoid him if she could, but can't because she lives next to him

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Here is Susie randomly insulting Calvin before he even does anything, showing that she hates him to the extent that she inclined to insult him the first chance she gets

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Here's one example of Susie insulting Calvin for his imagination, showing that she even hates that part of him like the rest of her classmates

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Another example of Susie refusing to even play along with him.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Susie is shown to believe that Calvin as a person is revolting

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Another example of Calvin using his imagination and Susie insulting him, showing that she finds any sort of creative thing he does to be stupid and unworthy of her

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Here's good calvin, showing us that she will never trust calvin

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Part 2

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Here's one of many strips telling Calvin she wished she was far away from him

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                look at the subtext moron. They're playing doctor. She wants his wiener. Also, in almost all of these examples she's still interacting with him. The enemies to lovers trope is extremely widespread cause it happens in real life.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why does Susie hate Calvin so much even when he's not insulting or throwing shit at her

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I thought Calvin thought girls were GROSS

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            These ones were always my favourite

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            These ones were always my favourite

            >How about a shot in the mouth
            Fricking legendary.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >say it! say i'm the doctor!
              Susie has a future in femdom porn, and with that comment I'll just see myself out

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If she can't stand him why does she keep playing house with him

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So in conclusion from the strips I've posted, we can conclude that
    1. Susie fricking detests Calvin's imagination
    2. Thinks he's stupid when he's just not commited enough to apply himself
    3. Wishes that she was away from him

    And before ANY of you say "Well why does she keep playing house", she has no one else. Otherwise she would avoid him at all costs

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are you trying to say/prove by posting this

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The intention seems to be to call attention to how Calvin and Susie in the comic are prepubescent children in the "other sex is icky" phase, and that as they get older and experience sexual attraction, the literal boy/girl next door is going to be an obvious possible target for attraction regardless of childhood conflicts.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Suzy secretly is kind of attracted to Calvin. Always trying to play house with him.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Non-canonical as of the last year of the strip

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Non-canonical
        It's included in collections and syndication. That is, it's canon. If you mean something else, what do you mean?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was retconned

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's continuity, not canonicity. RETroactive CONtinuity.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why doesn't Susie act like that towards Calvin in later strips then? Clearly they retconned it so that she hates him

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Clearly they retconned it so that she hates him
                Right. The CONTINUITY of their relationship was changed in later strips. The portrayal of the relationship in earlier strips is different from what appears in later strips.

                That's continuity, which refers to how events, worldbuilding, characterization. etc. relate to form a unified story. Canonicity refers to what is or is not considered to be part of a body of work as determined by the entity in charge of that body of work. The early comic strips in question are still branded as Calvin and Hobbes in syndication and collections, and so are canon.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Right, in the earlier strips she was frenemies. Now she fricking detests him and would never be genuine friends with him.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OP says something stupid yesterday
    >Anons laugh at him
    >Makes a thread about it the next day absolutely seething
    Holy frick what even causes autism this bad

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's 15 yo, what do you expect?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds me of this one anon on /a a few years back screeching about how he thought two characters hated each other and would spam threads about it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some people absolutely CANNOT stand being wrong and will go into a total meltdown over it when multiple people don't agree with them or even just factually point out they're incorrect. Even in a totally anonymous place like Cinemaphile where nobody will ever know or care about who you are. It's an ego problem.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      can't tell if op/multiposter is a femcel or just very obsessive. I can understand their point, but posting the same thing to this degree is a bit overboard.
      now someone post cute calvin x susie art and watch them have a conniption.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        tbh adult Calvin/Susie only exists because there's no one else and the girl next door ideal

        irl no one can say what could happen

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's right. Most fans find their relationship toxic

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're absolutely correct anon. It's scary how people can't tell that Susie hates Calvin

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're absolutely correct anon. It's scary how people can't tell that Susie hates Calvin

            I don't think you could be a more transparent samegay if you tried dude, holy shit

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got told once it was weird to ship six year olds together

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would Watterson hate anime

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that the reason why the poster count never goes up when someone replies to support the OP is because it's the same autist agreeing with his own posts.
    https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/141181137/

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Again, this seems really similar to a shit poster on Cinemaphile a few years back claiming something similar about two characters in a popular anime

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this industrygay? The obsession with a male/female dynamic, blatant samehomosexualry, and making threads about the same topic for multiple days in a row really makes this stink like industrygay.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is this industrygay?
      He schizoposted in this very thread (

      [...]
      [...]
      Zoomers before your era of goyslop, exhausted within a year, people actually enjoyed classic comics and cartoons for decades like Looney Tunes or Watchmen or Peanuts. They didn't need a whole media apparatus forcing your brain to experience pleasure with tons of effort
      [...]
      You're socially shaming people for not moving on to the latest fandom slop each time it becomes popular. I don't like discussing anything with people like you, your brain is empty

      ), so many of the posts itt are probably him with his namegay removed.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's a spammer from Cinemaphile whose gimmick is schizo theories about characters hating each other. He was really active in 2021

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Susie would be happy if Calvin suddenly die. She would be celebrating

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So would Calvin ever change into a better person as he got older, or is he doomed to always be how he is at six?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you the same as you were when you were six?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, but I can't see how Calvin will ever get his shit together. I also wonder if it's even possible for him to become genuine friends with Susie or if all hooe of that is lost and Hobbes his only friend

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So I see everyone has no more argument, meaning that Susie does indeed HATE Calvin

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So can we agree that Calvin at least has a crush on Susie even in thr last years of the strip given how Hobbes still teased him about her on Valentine's day?

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    All this spam and just 30 posters, sure is schizo in here.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Answer this question at least

      So can we agree that Calvin at least has a crush on Susie even in thr last years of the strip given how Hobbes still teased him about her on Valentine's day?

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any good fancomics of future Calvin besides Bacon and Hobbes

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    DAMN YOU ALL SUSIE FRICKING HATES CALVIN'S GUTS. I'M SURE THAT IF YOU ASKED WATTERSON HE WOULD AGREE AND CLAIM THAT SHE'LL NEVER BE FRIENDS WITH HIM AND ALWAYS RESENT AND HATE HIM.

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU ALL KNOW I'M RIGHT

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Actually my dad's neighbor's cousin's accountant is in a poker club with Bill Watterson and he says it's 100% canon that Calvin and Susie got married and he hits that every night

    Hobbes watches

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    when I was in middle school my history teacher had a whole collection of Calvin and Hobbes comics, some collector editions that had compilations of the comics altogether. All these years later, and I still feel bad for unintentionally stealing one of his books. Borrowed it with intent to bring it back, and just forgot. I lost it a long time ago, but I hope that old teach didn't notice.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had complete C&H as a kid and even the ones with drafts and directors' commentary. You on the other hand are a fake fan. A true Calvin and Hobbes Head would never deprive another of the wonder and joy of these great comics.

      Also, another thing which pisses me off about the comics is that they're this cramped claustrophobic little universe where Watterson refused to as much as name Calvin's parents based on artistic purity. So the whole Max arc he had to dance around that for no fucjing reason and thus we never see any other member of Calvin's family. There aren't enough characters in the strip. Comic strips in general are the most stifling suffocating medium ever.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        you don't have to make it personal anon 🙁

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          And you didn't have to steal that musty cum stained book from that old pedophile. Yet here we are.

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    More like they deserve each-other.

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of you grew up without friends and it shows. Kids are dumb and anyone can see they liked each other. Imagine being this socially moronic. No wonder people tell you guys to go outside.

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The OP is a troll, you morons. Stop feeding him.

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