These were $5 each at target

These were $5 each at target

A Conspiracy Theorist Is Talking Shirt $21.68

Yakub: World's Greatest Dad Shirt $21.68

A Conspiracy Theorist Is Talking Shirt $21.68

  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Midsommar isn’t worth the money

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Midsommar is better than hereditario and eggers

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love both of these films but I will never watch them again. congrats on the steal and by steal, I mean bargain, not because you're black.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's wrong with your hand?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      came from a 12-hour shift as coal miner.

      humor like it's 1900..

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    uhhhhh

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give them back

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Question, how come companies dont sell blu ray quality digitals, the remuxes look better than digital versions.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    wypipo be scary n shiet

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whites love horror films because our lives our perfect and full of privilege otherwise.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It really do be like that. White women particularly. White guys are OK.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can still buy black people?

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, but did you pay for them?

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Blu ray + DVD + Digital
    Why do they do this?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      cause they don't know how make physical media cost effective but valuable.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blu-Ray is defacto standard
      BUT
      some people, like grandma, and ultrapoors, will only have DVD
      and some people will only have a laptop with no optical drive
      so you expand the potential pool of buyers by offering these low-overhead platform supports.
      translation: physical media is dead.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      nobody ever buys Blue-Ray players. You either got it with your game console or use online.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I guess that makes sense. DVD players are dirt cheap. You can probably pick one up for $20. Blu Ray players are maybe $100ish. Only reason I use Blu Ray is my PS4. I guess grandma and grandpas across the country are still rocking DVD players exclusively.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    N

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick is a blu-ray?

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >These were $5 each at target
    But let me guess, you walked out of the store without paying, right?

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buy The Monkey's Paw (2013)

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    DOWNHILL for Ari Aster after Hereditary. He needs to remember telling a story is for a CROWD around him, not just to pull at his dick.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hereditary took 6 years in production hell to finally land on A24's desk and it was honestly the best break in script I've ever read. But I do agree it's also very difficult to top that and now Ari is sinking because he blew his load on the first floor and now he's at the top and slowly sinking

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks for the kino leads, Robert.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ten bucks down the toilet. Enjoy your excrement.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    To accept Ari Aster as a quality director is to garb yourself in a coat of hot pockets and video games and then writhe around on the ground in a supermarket while screeching and slapping yourself on the sides of your head.

    He is cheeto dust. Nothing more. Nothing more than a hack, a useful tool for studios to trot out to say "Hey, we're making art house!" I cannot wrap my head around the adulation he receives, let alone the wide praise this has got. The film trudges from set piece to set piece, leaves us no real questions or anything to think about really.

    The same bullet that kills a capeshit fan will also kill the A24 fan. They come from the same root, from the same doritos stained console. They are frauds, and as a warrior of cinema it's my duty to expose the fakes and the inauthentic when I see them. I will fight with crawls and teeth until the last imposter is fallen to the ground.

    I have about as much respect for Ari Aster as I do for the dogshit on my shoe. It is reddit. It is video game hot pocket. It is capeshit. It is cheeto dust. I'm literally screaming right now and slamming my arms down on my desk just thinking about it.

    It is the most depraved video game infantilized manchild degeneracy. It is saturday morning cartoon. It is non-neurotypicality. It is memes. It is video game. It is tarantino. It is imdb.
    It is coca-cola puberty. it is axe body spray. it is a white stain on boxer shorts. it is arri alexa hot dog caffeine on disney channel.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He makes kino tho

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you were repeatedly dropped on your head as a baby, sure.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He made ONE kino and while genre defining it still shows from his latest films that has no idea what he's doing and if his next one is a flop it'll be the end of ari aster.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >He made ONE kino
          No, he did not.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Beau sucked, though

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still overpriced.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    So unfunny you had to comment on it, didn't ya boy?

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Use toilet paper next time

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reddit choices

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fun fact, Blurays have NEVER outsold old fashioned boomer DVD format

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather pay full price for those movies than be black

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I doubt you paid for them

  27. 5 months ago
    sage

    A slave and two free movies for 5 dollars is a steal, OP. Well done. Don't break that buck too hard now.

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You didn't buy those, Black person.

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what a steal

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >le heckin drama """horror""" movie about sad girl crying for 2 hours
    People actually watch shit like this?

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    makes sense. those are about $5 movies. total i mean.

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