Stephen Spielberg is rolling in his grave.
He's spinning.
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They actually brought back the original cast for this dumpster fire
Stephen Spielberg is rolling in his grave.
He's spinning.
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I saw the first one in theaters as a boy. Was a lot of fun.
They re-released it so that's not saying much. I actually saw the original screening in 93.
Left the cinema after an hour. Absolute piece of garbage
Bellingham?
I loved when T-Rex showed up and said "it's dino time" and dinoed all over protagonists, one of the moments of all time.
Was that was after the scene with the 500 tooth dinosaur?
underrated
Upvoted
This made me laugh for some reason.
>That part where the giganotosaurus looks into the camera and says "This has truly been a Jurassic World Dominion"
BRAVO COLIN
The best was the part when the raptor looks straight into the camera and says "feets don't fail me now"
thnk you mr jeugo whick
Well they made plenty of money and normalgays like it so I'd say it was a success whether you like it or not.
Still 40 mil short of their budget.
It'll get there
Unironically the worst movie I've ever seen. Buddy of mine hyped it up to me saying it was good and I don't what I'm going to say if he asks me what I thought of it.
Tell him it was mid.
Why is it bad?
>nothing happens for most of the movie
>barely any dinosaurs, the plot is about grasshoppers
>All the actors the brought back forgot how to act, laura dern gave birdemic level delivery
>Seems like three sepperate scripts got burnt so they shuffled together the remaining pages and called ot good
>etc.
Sounds like most movies nowadays
damnit, I wanted this to be good. the trailer was decent but I suspect they packed it with the only decent stuff from the whole movie, like usual.
thanks for the thoughts.
There's really only two scenes "worth" watching. The nu-bond chase scene but with raptors halfway through and the last 15 or so minutes of them running from dinosaurs.
Otherwise it's just
>muh paleobotanist researching climate change
>ginger c**t and the amazing wooden man being aweful parents and the clone girl being an absolutely worthless shitkid (I actually walked out for a smoke because the little shiester pissed me off so much)
>fricking giant grasshopers and monsanto predictive programming
>shitkid gets idiot plot kidnapped
>talking to people who can't help them but know a guy that also can't help them but he lnows a guy who knows a guy
>the same for the b team
>are we close enough to feature length yet?
>ok, both groups need escape through the park let's retread old ground and wrap it up with a last second deus ex machina to get rid of the grasshoppers out of nowhere even though dinosaurs roaming the world didn't really affect the story at all through the entire movie and was just something they brought up and did nothing to address.
I liked it
>made a stupid ass decision that the film bended naturalism, darwinism and Common sense rules in order to make she being actually right with a pathetic "just convive lol"
>now she is also the choosen one who saved humanity and dinosaurs from le evil group
>clone-daughter Jesus generated by the smartest and FEMALEST scientist ever existed who out feconded herself like the virgin mary
>also fricking annoying and unlikable
OH my fricking god, she is such a Mary Sue that in comparison Ray and Korra are written by Shakespeare.
Did they model the dinosaur genitalia to add weight to the walking animations. That’s all I want to know.
>They actually brought back the original cast for this dumpster fire
Is there a somewhat recent kino where this wasn't the case?
Top Gun Maverick pretty much.
Horrid film. HOW THE FRICK DO PEOPLE LIKE THIS SHIT? BECAUSE DINOSAUR GO RAWR!?!?!
lowered quality standards
low intelligence
easily entertained just like a todler
simple as
Mark my words Cinemaphile: In 10, maybe 5, years tons of young people will unironically argue that the Jurrasic World trilogy is actually a masterpiece in filmmaking. In other words, JW will become what the prequels are to Star Wars.
imagine caring
No, that's Jurassic Park III.
Critics “adored” The Batman, which was a 3 hour HBO Max pilot masquerading as a blockbuster. I’ll take my own opinion.
There are very few dinosaurs in the movie, it's basically the entire cast of the franchise teaming up to stop a plague of prehistoric locusts from wiping out the world's crop supply. It is much more nothingburger than the Batman
>we must stop this evil man made threat to the world
I can only imagine it is downhill from here 🙁
Is there a term when a series says "frick it" and goes all out, solely focusing on the rule of cool mixed with what made the series unique in the first place at the cost of everything else. The only thing I can really think of is flanderization but that really only applies to characters, not series. Jurassic Park is considered the main dinosaur movie series so when they essentially jump the shark and make the series solely about dinosaurs taking over the earth, forgetting basically everything of what the series was originally about, it reaches a point where the series has become 'flanderized'. Same thing happened with Transformers as more and more movies were pumped out, the series solely focused on cool robots with massive explosions and abandoned everything else. I feel like theres a lot more series that this applies too
Ah yes, the rule of cool navigating bureaucracy to get clearance to see the grasshopper paperwork.
Flanderization is a thing with movies and shows, same thing happened to stranger things
>Stephen Spielberg is rolling in his grave.
>He's spinning.
He's alive.
He dug his own grave just to spin in it. That's how bad the movie is
Michael Crichton is the one rolling in his grave. Also don't israelites prefer cremation?
He’s rolling in his bed with 11 year olds
Let me guess, the fence breaks?
>audience score 79%
What are you, an RT critic?
Tom Cruise did the impossible. The others can only try and inevitably fail.
I fricking shit you not, the featured Barbasol can they use is Pacific Rush
They didn't even use they same can model, the one in dominion had a flared bottom.
I have never watched any sequel to Jurassic Park. Same with Jaws. Why do people put themselves through such misery?
FAMILIAR THING GOOOOOOOD!
I lied. I watched Lost World because it was still directed by Spielberg, but it was shit so I've skipped everything since. I don't understand how pure nostalgia can get people into a movie theater. Literally just go watch the original, it's still available and will never be topped.
Unsurprising that there's a lot of samegayging going on in an attempt to shit on this movie
>79% audience
That's just the people jazzed to see it opening weekend. It's gonna start dropping this week, and it's gonna keep dropping.
I haven't watched a single movie that was made after 2010
Then why are you here?
>you must only watch and post about movies made after 2010
wut?
First day on Cinemaphile?
>Stephen Spielberg is rolling in his grave.
Isn't he still alive?
Dominion is by far the second best of the whole series. The feathery 'real' dinosaur bit with BDH in the forest was pure kino.