They are making a new tornado movie. This is called 'predictive programming'

They are making a new tornado movie. This is called 'predictive programming'

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    predictive programming for the next season of tornados?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I predict that this anon:

      My wife and I have already committed to going to see this movie for one of our date nights. We LOVE Twister (as should everyone). We fully expect this sequel to be awful but we're going anyway.

      will soon be hiring a divorce lawyer.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finger of god

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Twister vore

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My wife and I have already committed to going to see this movie for one of our date nights. We LOVE Twister (as should everyone). We fully expect this sequel to be awful but we're going anyway.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    will it have sustenance?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2wister

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      twis2r

      Twisters
      Twist3r
      Twisters: The New Generation
      TWISTER (2004)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      twIIster

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    twis2r

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP is a homosexual

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how do they get in the truck?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There’s a big hole in the roof, that’s why they’re standing there.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      doors open

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The first movie felt like it was for everyone, it felt home-y, familiar and down to earth with the cast but this one honestly feels like female gaze-bait.

    >Being with this man is like a tornado, its just a totally wild lifestyle, little girl.
    >Heh, you just don't know WHAT'S going to happen so saddle up and strap in...
    >Its gonna be a bumpy ride, ma'am. >:)

    The soul is gone and you can tell they're really leaning to get that country audience.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The UK trailer has a different vibe, guess they're just playing up the country stuff to promote the album.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >no marc mancina
        >no 90s van halen
        disappointing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's everything i'd expect of a thirty year later "modern" sequel to twister and i hate it so much

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Glenn Powell is so good looking that it makes me angry

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Like the older movie, but now with more diversity
    Great. Can't wait. Really excited.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Like the old movie
      not even close

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Um, the studio making the new movie LITERALLY owns the rights to the old movie, sweaty???

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Actually Helen Hunt's idea for a sequel was rejected because it was too diverse and involved killing her character off in the opening scene.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        "Alall black and brown storm chasers"

        She 100% made that up trying to get woke points.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        "It's so cool to have my race replaces by blacks and browns"
        What a fricking moron, it must be hard to be forgotten after being famous for a decade.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >There's a fire tornado scene
    Cool.
    Also apparently this was shot on physical film instead of digital.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >u fancy scientists got all ur scientifical equipment but me, i just like to stick mah dick in the tornaduh the ol fashoined way

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's basically the reverse of the first film.
      There the corporate storm chasers were the villains who got killed by being too reckless, here the corporate ones are the protags who must put aside their differences and work with the thrillseekers in order to make it out alive.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Somebody predicted that something that happens every year will happen? That's a pretty good prediction. "Predict" the Sun will rise and you'll always be right.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just ignore the frequency and severity of climate change tornadoes happening today

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tornadoes occur naturally as part of thunderstorms
        >thunderstorms occur naturally and regularly
        >the midwestern united states has historically experienced the majority of tornadoes due to its geography
        what is a "climate change tornado"?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          a woke tornado

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Twister was one of the most annoying films I've ever watched. Not necessarily bad, competent as a popcorn flick, but fricking annoying. There was not a single character I liked in any aspect.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This movie poster reminded me now that Apes is getting middling reviews that holy shit we could get a year of zero hit movies.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For some reason this seems like its gonna be comfy

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do all movie posters look the same nowadays

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      IT'S LIKE WE'RE HAVING A ROADTRIP!

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