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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Engineers are larpers.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    when the engineer sat in the chair and a CG "breathing tube" connected to his helmet to represent the snout of the original jockey I actually got legitimately pissed off

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was way cooler as some ancient unknown elphantine race who got fricked by the xenomorphs and not the creators of humanity retcon done in prometheus

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just ignore everything after the first two movies, it's what I do

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I actually enjoyed Alien 3 and that’s why I refuse to ever watch it again because it was a time and a place and I’ll never be 16 again.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Watch it man. It's firmly good if you go in knowing what it is and isn't.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I just might but if it pisses me off you’ll have to live with yourself knowing that you did a wrong. If you can handle that weighing on your conscience I’ll give it a go

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Best thing about 3 is the game soundtrack

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The SNES version had a good soundtrack too.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        HR Giger's art is stupid and it's only good when other people use it as concept art and tone it down in to something less obvious

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          "Inspired by HR Geiger" is kino, idk if I'd want to watch something that actually looked like his drawings all the way through.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tetsuo the iron man is that basically

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >and tone it down in to something less obvious
          Are you one of these morons that call H.R. Giger's art "pizzagate shit"?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love Alien 3, but yea basically anything else is fake. Alien 4 barely makes sense, cloning Ripley…and not killing them all after then events of the first two movies…

        AVP is canon though even though it’s a cheesy movie.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I ignore everything except Alien and Prometheus

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ridley Scott is a hack that got lucky with a couple of great scripts. He's got an eye for visuals but could'nt distinguish a good story from a bad one if his life depended on it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >eye for visuals
        Judging by House of Gucci and especially Napoleon he lost even that. The dementia is progressing.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The wrong Scott jumped off a bridge.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep made the universe feel bigger and more mysterious to just leave it the Space Jockey as an unknown. Lots of franchises do this kind of thing where they try making everything connected and it just ends up hampering creativity.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What a disappoinment this was.
    >actually, the weird looking giant alien was some really tall pale human with cancer

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Space jockeys are not engineers.

    Engineers came later and appropriated the space jockey technology.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't have to worry anymore.
    Engineers are a plotline in the Alien's franchise that has been abandoned, and utterly eradicated with the sequel to Prometheus.
    It's been a utter shit show to say the least.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's the maaagic of cinema, my boy!

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because they're not meant to be the same moron.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    We all know and accept that Prometheus isn't canon.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    And bottom is clearly not any type of flight suit.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the og was part of the ship. not just some guy that can get out and take his trunk off.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Phantom Menace of the Alien franchise.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bio-pilots that becomes one with the ship is such neat concept. I like that concept in Farscape, but the pilots looked so doofy...

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