>they canon had sex

>they canon had sex

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sidemouth
    disgusting wannabe anime shit

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Total cringe.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Homosexual behavior detected.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The screencap. And only homos could like this show.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >only homosexuals like straight characters making out

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You don't understand. It's the wanna-be anime shit that makes it gay and cringe.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              sure thing anon

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're just going to choose not to believe me? You're a complete waste of time.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              'Wanna-be anime'? What does that even mean?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                portraying positive and healthy heterosexual relationships

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            These are not straight characters. Superman looks like a twink and Lois looks like a butch

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's one big ass corn fed twink
              And I didn't know butch could be so cheery

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              you have no idea what either of those archetypes actually look like

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Lois looks like a butch
              My condolences for your sight loss

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile sure is contrarian. For all the b***hing about gay superheros youd think there'd be cheering now that supes has had canon sex with one of the hottest louis lanes.

      Still crazy that this edit can into existance so quickly

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is this a joke. You know she gets praised for being a "tomboy", right? Tomboy, meaning, looking like a man with a vegana

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          tomboy is about attitude and interests, not appearance

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Is this a joke. You know she gets praised for being a "tomboy", right? Tomboy, meaning, looking like a man with a vegana
          This site manages to reach new lows everyday.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Tomboy, meaning, looking like a man with a vegana

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          moron

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Cinemaphile sure is contrarian
        It's called having an opinion. Grow up sometime and maybe you'll understand.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          If your opinion is nitpicking the newest show without any constructive criticism then that’s not much of an opinion.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            "Constructive criticism"? What are you, the show's lead producer or something? What's it to you if MAWS critique is in-depth or not?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >has had canon sex
        homie they kissed, you act like they had a 6 minute long sex scene or some shit.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Still crazy that this edit can into existance so quickly
        They made it really easy for everyone.
        No clue why they had Lois take her shirt off and go nearly topless, outside fanservice.

        Is the Mxy episode out yet?

        Yes.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          mega?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >No clue why they had Lois take her shirt off and go nearly topless
          they know why people are watching this shit

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not yet. Otherwise Clark would sleep at her place.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      "let's have some coffee" during night is codeword for sex

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        She didn't invite him to her place for coffee, she told him to treat her. They're not having sex in a coffee shop.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Clark has a house himself, so the coffee can be had there. Or anywhere he wants to since he can fly to secluded areas

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Clark lives with Jimmy and GENERALLY public sex isn't included in the "invite up for coffee" paradigm

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Clark has a house himself
            He has an apartment that he shares with Jimmy. Unless you mean his parents' house, where his parents live.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is coffee good for you?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not yet. Otherwise Clark would sleep at her place.

        https://i.imgur.com/wyedBdy.jpg

        >they canon had sex

        I'm gonna take the guess that they didn't frick in that episode but they fricked between this episode and the next one. Lois was back at her place and Clark had Jimmy at their place, so unless they fricked in the alley I can't really see anything having happened at the end of the episode.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dang we're gonna get Jon Kent super fast in this continuity.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not yet, when she gets home, she's dancing around happily, if she had taken the BKC she would've been struggling to even walk.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Normally I think the whole "man of steel woman of kleenex" thing is silly but with this Clark I'd be legitimately concerned for Lois' safety.

      if he can hug her fine then sex is fine

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What do you mean?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you a mormon?

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Normally I think the whole "man of steel woman of kleenex" thing is silly but with this Clark I'd be legitimately concerned for Lois' safety.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    jesus christ already? isnt it like episode 7?

    they are realy rushing this shit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've got to be honest, I kind of like this take on things. I wouldn't want it to be the standard but its nice to see a Lois that is actually not portrayed as being unable to get that two people she spends most of her time with are the same person.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        i personaly like the way they did in the SaS
        lois knows superman is clark but she likes to tease him because she doesnt want to ruin their relationship

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's her adventures with Superman. That includes riding his farm grown corn cob.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      gotta move fast, this shit will be lucky to get more than 2 seasons

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly like that they’re not dragging out the ‘will they won’t they’ in this. It’s Lois and Clark, you know they’re eventually going to get together. Why drag it out? Plus, so few cartoons really navigate character dynamics for new couples, since having the big happily ever after kiss at the finale is so common. It’s refreshing.
      It’s going to get canceled and written off by next year for sure, but it’s nice that they’re trying something different.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It’s going to get canceled and written off by next year for sure, but it’s nice that they’re trying something different.
        Another season is already greenlit. I'm sure it'll have at least three.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          warned canned a fully completed batgirl movie anon

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >batgirl

            anon...

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              oh yeah my b
              they cannceled the batgirl series and the batwoman movie

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      they need show why this show is in adult swim

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought it was because of the gay gorilla and robot, which that whole situation is so bizarre it doesn't matter
        but then you remember the robot used to be a human man and was in a relationship with that gorilla before becoming a robot

        canonically in this universe a man had a sexual relationship with a male gorilla and everyone just seems to be fine with it

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Monsieur Mallah and the Brain have been a romantic couple since 1990, secondary

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don’t think the homosexual bestiality component of it was ever so blatant though. They were also degenerate villains. Now they’re portrayed as wholesome heroes.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Heroes? Did you not see all the dead bodies they left behind? The whole black hole thing?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              nah half the time they're trying to get Brain a new body so they can resume their romance physically

              but yes, they were degenerate villains before instead of morally neutral like in MAWS

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Canon" is not an adverb

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Show establishes a guy getting a girl so of course the incels are out to say how gay it is.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the Mxy episode out yet?

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Two panel theory in action

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like someone liked that one Sejic page.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    LEWD WHEN NOW?

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Superman waits till marriage.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reeve didn't

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why was Adult Swim so confident in this show's success that they'd order two seasons? It's a kids show airing at midnight. It had to be obvious its ratings would be terrible.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't this just another case of ordering one season and then splitting it into two?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, 10 episodes per "season"

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    But you didn't

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    GOD I wish that were me!

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stupid bank robber, seducing Superman, needs rape correction (I volunteer)

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Of course they did. That's what people who like each other do. Did you expect them to get married first or something?

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    BGC
    G
    C

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would have liked it better if Mxyzptlk turned into his prime form when he got the hat. I really like his new look but it really took it out of me when he put the hat on but it was a normal crown

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blow's a load like a shotgun.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      like a gallon of halfway melted ice cream

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    hmm

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