They could have gone with a prequel trilogy that shows the downfall of civilization during the A.I. War, just like the Planet of the Apes kinos ...but nooooo. we got this shit
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it was NOT kino
>prequel trilogy
yeah because those turn out so well. Just what we need is more Fantastic Beasts shared universe shit
This. Resurrections killed future matrix movies and that’s based. It also had some nice esoteric concepts like the one being the union of male/female, which is esoterically in line with the rest of the series’ allusions.
>Resurrections killed future matrix movies and that’s based.
I think this is what it was designed to do. To keep the studio from making six more "The Secrets of Dumbledore" type monstrosities.
>It also had some nice esoteric concepts like the one being the union of male/female, which is esoterically in line with the rest of the series’ allusions.
have a nice day, you fricking homosexual.
You first dumbass.
bottom left seems like an ancient "chad vs virgin" maymay
>you
>small, alone, stupid robes
>me
>awesome skin, white b***h, constant sex
The planet of the Apes prequels were absolute kino and you know it
Except they are now turning into reboots and have no end in sight, sullying the entire franchise.
The trilogy was already a reboot
No you’re just moronic know nothing about the cyberpunk genre or its influences. Most likely a butthurt christcuck.
Planet of the Apes is cyberpunk? What?
I thought you were talking about the matrix trilogy. The planet of the apes prequel trilogy wasn’t necessarily quite a reboot yet. It left itself open to the possibility that it was a prequel to the originals and the earth we were seeing was some alternate earth or some distant planet that we would eventually stumble onto. It was only officially confirmed a reboot with the advent of the most recent movie.
Part 3 onwards from the original series already showed how humanity fell and how Caesar rose as a leader, so it is not possible for the new trilogy to have anything to do with that. It was always a reboot.
>Planet of the Apes kinos
only the first one was kino
They already showed the downfall in Animatrix. A trilogy would have been stupid and unnecessary.
gay anime isnt kino moron
Animatrix is absolutely kino, moron. Certainly far more than Resurrections or any troony trilogy you came up with.
How many people have actually seen it? I know it only because it was once shown on free tv in my country at 11pm after the third Matrix movie. Never even knew of it's existence before that.
>it was once shown on free tv in my country at 11pm after the third Matrix movie
I think a memory just got unlocked
>They already showed the downfall in Animatrix. A trilogy would have been stupid and unnecessary.
Can you imagine how unintentionally funny a serious live action Matrix prequel trilogy would be?
>Sir we have to stop the robots and save Earth
>Lets block out the Sun and destroy Earth
Here’s how you do a matrix prequel: set it in 1999 in the real world and follow a 23 year old guy who just landed his first office job and looks like Keanu (but different) through his life as society descends into the robot wars that lead to the creation of the matrix
>even with shades on
>you can still tell this black boi is GAY
KEK
The whole movie was about reuniting Neo and Trinity AGAIN. That's it, thats whole plot.
there was also the bit about fricking with them as hard as possible to get them to generate more energy.
Terminator should have taught you that you don't want to see The Great Robot War as the centerpiece of a movie.
Terminator Resistance showed that the future war was kino though. Not their dumbass Terminator Salvation stupidity.
A lot of things that work in a videogame don't work in a movie. Nobody has figured out how to present in compellingly since T2.
the future war should have been a high budget TV series, not a movie or even a trilogy
It’s because neither of the Wachowski brothers wanted to frick with the franchise but we’re given an ultimatum by the studios that it would go to someone else, probably someone with no talent. It was basically a big frick you too the studios.
It was if you watch it as such it's actually quite jokes, they made the softest gayest reboot possible. With the exception of Channing Tatum everyone seemed vaguely pissed off to be there.
>Channing Tatum
jeff won't in movie
>bring back smith
>he doesn't do anything of importance
>the plot literally forgets he exists by the end
It's a blessing that Weaving didn't return to play the character
I fricking love how Neo and Trinity are vital for the machines, but can't spare a squiddie to guard them even after going full alert that the rebels were trying to rescue them.
the squiddie wouldn't have been active until the alarms went off anyway, and would only represent a difference of a few seconds of response time.
We saw thousands of squiddies actively patrolling when they were infiltrating the city, there is no reason for why one placed as guard to be turned off.
machine logic bro. solid patrols outside means no one is getting inside.
And yet they did, so the logic proved unsound. I'd think that after centuries of fighting humans, they would be a bit wiser.
>you didn't anticipate literally every security measure being subverted/bypassed, checkmate you make no sense
>every security measure
>except the most basic one, have somebody guarding the thing you don't want stolen
WOAH SO LOGIC
you said yourself they had thousands of sentinels guarding neo/trinity.
Patrolling, not guarding. The huge chamber containg the pods was completely empty.
>why don't you have patrols inside this completely empty and theoretically inaccessible space?? that doesn't make sense reeee
lol
>one squiddie guarding somehow is too much
Sure
They did describe the security measures in pretty exhaustive detail.
WHY?
honestly, if I had to guess, it's a veiled way to suggest that the people who comprise the highest levels of the upper class are no longer the urbane, polished, immaculately-dressed cultured products of finishing schools but have instead become vulgar and insane
There is after all a lot of this type of metaphor in the matrix movies, like the architect / therapist being metaphors for the shift in organizing principles and methods of western society
I still think the whole Merovingian thing was absurd and poorly conceived, but well, I tried
well, the merovingian was a rouge program and the new matrix would do its best to best to conserve energy.
Too bad the watchowski bros dominatrixes didnt command them to make a good movie
Resurrections is one of the very few movies I've turned off without finishing. It's irredeemable garbage and the forth wall breaking plot about the game being an unnecessary sequel demanded by the parent company made me cringe out of my skin. I hope Keanu at least got paid a hefty sum.
For some reason the original Matrix films kept pivoting on the power of Neo and Trinity's love for one another, despite their relationship being about as deep and compelling as a thimble.
Resurrections is the ONLY one in the entire sequence that takes this romance at all seriously. The only one that actually feels invested in love as an experience (rather than a narrative device). It is the missing piece of the series. When you grow up you stop being afraid of sincere emotion or looking corny to others, because you understand what actually matters to you, and this is the most mature Matrix film for that reason.
well, they were set up by the oracle for love at first sight, and apparently she screwed that up a few times. but the entire point was to slip someone into that room with the architect who wouldn't do what the machines wanted.
he was so horrible