>"They dip their fries in mayonnaise". >"ugh!"

>"They dip their fries in mayonnaise"
>"ugh!"

I don't get it, what's wrong with mayonnaise

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Dunkaccino

    Black folk hate mayonnaise
    https://youtube.com/shorts/KZh4qRvK6P0?si=T0ruy7Qs91UghHod

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Freedom is dipping your fried corn syrup sticks in tomato-flavoured corn syrup dip

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's no corn syrup in french fries dipshit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not with that attitude.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Have you tried another dip?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Brownoids have only ever eaten dogshit mayo from packets or squirt bottles, making it fresh requires effort and a little intelligence

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lol, it's just egg whites and vinegar you blowhard gay

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You don't know what mayonnaise is and you don't know what a blowhard is

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sounds like you blow hard for the mayonnaise

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kewpie mayo likes to get memed a lot on reddit, but it really is good. Pair it with some McDonald's fries and a movie and you'll be in for a kino night my friends.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I mean mustard is the way to go with fries.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How to make the PERFECT grilled cheese sandwich
    >put a healthy serving of Mayo on the inside of each piece of bread
    >put some salt and pepper on it too
    >put your cheese inbetween
    >butter up the pan on a low heat
    >put bread in for 10 min, switching sides to make sure both on nice and toasty
    mmmm, enjoy!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >simple
      >rustic

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    people wouldn't hate mayo if they've had DUKES

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mayo and fries is way better than ketchup, ketchup kind of sucks actually

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      agree

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's un-American. Communist Europeans with free health care wouldn't understand.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    American restaurants don't offer mayo on the side so to him dipping fries in mayo is alien. I don't know why nonwhite zoomers ITT are racialising the banter.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably because of the spooky jiggy Black person in the scene?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >American restaurants don't offer mayo on the side
      You can just ask for a side of mayo moron, and most places have aiolis as official side offers for their fries now

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mayo >>> ketchup. Mayo is creamy and had a pleasant acidic tang. Ketchup is too sugary and artificial-tasting

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ketchup < Mayo < Sundae Ice-cream

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine consuming some supermarket mayonesa slop instead of making your own with olive oil of course.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine making food for free in your spare time like a fricking lady

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine paying more for poisonous slop

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          don't forget your apron homosexual wouldn't want to get some mayo on your dress

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine being poor
          Imagine being so frail and genetically inferior you get taken out by mayo
          lol couldn't be me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      easy to make foods aren't worth your time to do at home, just buy some higher quality stuff at the store and spend your time on more useful stuff like eating fries

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tumblr
      Cinemaphile nowadays is just shit quality because it's filled with tourists from there and also from X

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Aww sowwey I didn't change the file name for a random image I found on Google for sensitive little homosexuals like you.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Go back. You've been found out.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fry sauce is king, and we will take our rightful clay

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mayo and fries is god tier

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like dipping mine in mustard sometimes

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mayo is too bland, maybe if it was aioli I'd understand.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I too dip grilled slices of potatoes in vegan mayonnaise.
    t. European

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's truffle mayo

    >It's not real truffle!
    I know and I don't care

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mayo with old bay

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Americans don't eat mayonnaise because they are very conscious about proper eating habits and they watch their caloric intake

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me, its fry sauce

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mayo is best when mixed with something else.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we all know you mean MEN'S CUM

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