I'm an ESL and I don't get what's so funny about that scene, tho I might be missing some context because I don't remember the whole previous scene.
Is it the deadpan delivery what's funny in contrast with the dramatic tone of the scene?
Sincerity is gone from culture in general, it’s now layered in so much irony it’s indistinguishable from genuine morons or pretending morons. ITs both a troll and earnest
seriously though the ironic Brooklyn hipster stereotype has been on the wane for many years
with the mental health epidemic raging,
even in mainstream outlets I frequently read about concerted efforts to turn back the clock on internet culture and live with intention and form meaningful bonds in shared constructivist communities
Thread reminder that 3 and 4 are way better than 1 and 2 Scary Movies. Blacks can't into parody non stop jokes humor, first 2 Scary Movies are just regular movies with gags, while 3 and 4 are proper Parody movies because were made by one of the original creators of Airplane or Naked Gun! You can't counter this argument with anything.
>how I found out how to jerk off
I don't know if it was "finding out", but the first thing I remember actually touching my dick to was (and idk if was bullshit/fake, and just a lookalike but) Vanessa Hudgens supposed leaked sextape, but the first thing I remember nutting to was a Madison Ivy video, where the scenario her being a virgin, getting fricked on her 18th Birthday, to this day the smell of the same lotion I used still makes my dick twitch a little. & sorry if this is a little sooner, but that video was probably old by the time I found it/when it was uploaded, and I actually started pretty late, or at least later than I've heard from people hear, I was like 14-16, and I graduated/turned 18 in 2014
annoying voice and face (imo) but the things id do to her in this outfit when this came out...
this scene makes me laugh harder than everyone else because he gets rid of all the doofy shit except the neon green water pistol holster, i dont think ive ever seen someone else comment about it either which is why it hits harder
its so ridiculous lol
Why do you think they made like 5 of them? To get paid to make silly high school home movies with a 20 million dollar budget. They probably had a blast making these.
It really does. I was pretty surprised, but every gag still lands >It’s a boy, he’s gonna be an butthole >Oh my God, it looks like… >A cigarette?
And amazingly enough they managed to tie the horror movie threats together in-story
RT rating is bought and heavily favours woke movies on top so theres no surprise something feminist would get a better rating
same with imdb and marvel movies, every annoying fanboy in the world rates marvel crap 10/10 so you have movies like black panther with a high rating
3 is so unbelievably superior to every other Scary Movie. I can enjoy the crass jokes of 1 and 2 if I'm in the mood, but Zucker really elevated 3 with his trademark surreal and almost meta humor.
I'm a white boy
But my neck is red
I put Miracle Whip
On my Wonder Bread
My face is pale
Nah, I've never been in jail
Me and Buffy spend every winter at Vail
How many b**hes have I slapped?
Zero, unh
And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero
I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm
Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with him
I can't dance
I wear khaki pants
My middle name's Lance
My grandma's from France
So maybe I'm wack
Cause my skin ain't black
But you can't talk smack
Cause whitey just struck back
I don't if this will make you feel better, or worse, but you've kinda been old for a while, we spend more of our lives old, at 25 your brain is fully developed, and your personality is pretty much set in stone, somewhere in your late 25 is when your joints start fricking up, and 28 is you start losing your hair, youth is basically a minute in the grand scheme of things.
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Well, not until I turned 34 did
1) they finally find a heart condition ive had my entire life and the reason of why I was on so many anxiety meds; after my heart wiring got fixed, I'm not on any medication besides allergy for pollen
2) my hair recede lightly, no balding in the family, just bad receding and 5heads
3) my personality has changed for a calmer demeanor since my heart conditioner rather than the wired sperg I was
4) my brain is still as strong as ever, I have amazing memory despite being a 420 nightly toker for 10+ years, I run circles around memorizing client names and addresses around my coworkers, I also still have reflexes of a 16 year old and I can still outsnipe and outplay anyone at FPS/Team Fortress 2 (ask the Cinemaphilean, they hate me)
I just hate starting to look my age in my 30s with some gray hair and slight baggage around the eyes (thats about it)
I'm just vain but I know plastic surgery is not the way so I dont want to take the call (also family memory is in plastic surgery and Ive seen enough)
The fricking way Leslie Nielson awkwardly puts like 40$ on the unconscious alien he just hit while mumbling "We don't need to get insurance involved . . . " is so fricking funny.
>here in prison are rapists, murderers and scumbags, just like being in the stands of an LA raiders game >Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel things out
The world has stopped being funny now. It's just know it all douchebags who do "meta" commentary and ironic quips. We need a purge. I wish Corona Chan actually took out a sizeable population instead of being a meme coof.
>I wish Corona Chan actually took out a sizeable population instead of being a meme coof.
Something like 1 out of every 70 people who took the vaxx have ended up dead already.
Pretty good chunk, pushing it further will easily lead to supply chain collapses.
This is the best scene in the movie
I miss Leslie Nielsen like you wouldn't fricking believe.
We all do, anon. We all do.
>tom i'm gonna need a ride home
Every time.
I'm an ESL and I don't get what's so funny about that scene, tho I might be missing some context because I don't remember the whole previous scene.
Is it the deadpan delivery what's funny in contrast with the dramatic tone of the scene?
he killed his wife then asked him for a ride what don't you get
They don't make funny movies anymore
Hey How Are You
Hey How Are You
these men died for their country
send flowers to their b***hes and hoes
Leslie delivers the first part of that line flawlessly. It's completely earnest and it wouldn't be out of place in a serious war film. He was so good
they really had soul. every scene had multiple jokes and they just shoved everything into them. not as great as naked gun, but pretty close
>Now RUN that shit b***h
You alright, Tom?
>Tom i'm gonna need a ride home.
So. Good.
I never laugh harder than this.
Why is it so funny
Makes me laugh right now
>She broke her wiener?
LOOK WHAT HAPPENS TO THE TACO
>*crunch*
>Let me explain
I laughed so fricking hard at this part the first time I saw this movie
Pre aids sheen was the best
I miss him
>This is Detroit
>and this is Detroit after the alien invasion
this shit still to this day makes me laugh uncontrollably
I completely forgot they made fun of the video from The Ring. Scariest part for me as a kid in The Ring but so silly in Scary Movie.
All movies have lost sincerity, they're all winking at the camera and making sly quips, so parody films are no longer necessary.
Sincerity is gone from culture in general, it’s now layered in so much irony it’s indistinguishable from genuine morons or pretending morons. ITs both a troll and earnest
*is most popular movie in a decade in your path*
seriously though the ironic Brooklyn hipster stereotype has been on the wane for many years
with the mental health epidemic raging,
even in mainstream outlets I frequently read about concerted efforts to turn back the clock on internet culture and live with intention and form meaningful bonds in shared constructivist communities
wow
you should write for huffpo
pottery
your pic related movie is just an oh-so-random 3 hours long rick and morty episode, but with bug people
That redhead is the biggest crush I have ever had
>no wild threesome IN character
Why even live…
Shit is getting out of control.
IS THIS REAL?
You're a fricking moron if you ever thought that for a single second. That CGI is fricking trash. Get your eyes checked, Black person
it’s true I was there
Oh yeah? Did you suck the aliens dicks, you lying homosexual?
Yup
I bet ya did, ya cornholing gay boy
they are big aliens
LORD, IT'S A DAMN SHAME
this whole scene man. thanks for posting
>Do they pose a threat? Only one thing's for certain: We are all going to be killed
funniest shit us that in the horse clip they say "Let's see a replay" And it's just the fricking alien walking from the opposite side
Kino in the highest magnitude
aliens got infiltrated in zoo porn with scat, of course no one would see it
Thread reminder that 3 and 4 are way better than 1 and 2 Scary Movies. Blacks can't into parody non stop jokes humor, first 2 Scary Movies are just regular movies with gags, while 3 and 4 are proper Parody movies because were made by one of the original creators of Airplane or Naked Gun! You can't counter this argument with anything.
2 and 3 are the best.
Correct
Your argument is basically that black people are bad at comedy. Which is demonstrably untrue. So..it seems you've countered yourself, chud
They really don't. Comedy is a dying art.
I remember even as kid, that scene made me "feel funny"
Same, but for this scene
village Carmen Electra had me feel some type of way
she has an onlyfans, make a scat request
It was this scene for me. This was before I knew how to jerk off so I would just have to sit there with this fiery hot little boy boner
that scene is how I found out how to jerk off
>how I found out how to jerk off
I don't know if it was "finding out", but the first thing I remember actually touching my dick to was (and idk if was bullshit/fake, and just a lookalike but) Vanessa Hudgens supposed leaked sextape, but the first thing I remember nutting to was a Madison Ivy video, where the scenario her being a virgin, getting fricked on her 18th Birthday, to this day the smell of the same lotion I used still makes my dick twitch a little. & sorry if this is a little sooner, but that video was probably old by the time I found it/when it was uploaded, and I actually started pretty late, or at least later than I've heard from people hear, I was like 14-16, and I graduated/turned 18 in 2014
same, bros
this is awesome. is there more? where can I see it?
KINKY IS MY KIDDLE NAME b***h
YOU GAVE ME CRABS
>and remember, never EVER believe someone when they tell you that shaving your pubic hair will rid you of crab infestation.
I was 12 and that was the first scene i ever came to. Kept renting the cassette like twice a week after KEK
annoying voice and face (imo) but the things id do to her in this outfit when this came out...
this scene makes me laugh harder than everyone else because he gets rid of all the doofy shit except the neon green water pistol holster, i dont think ive ever seen someone else comment about it either which is why it hits harder
its so ridiculous lol
This looks like so much fun
Why do you think they made like 5 of them? To get paid to make silly high school home movies with a 20 million dollar budget. They probably had a blast making these.
by gawd he killed her
You guys are going to make the Wayan Brothers sad for thinking Scary Movie 3 is the best.
Im re-watching Scary Movie 3. Charlie Sheen running through the cornfield and getting repeatedly hit in the face and dick cracked me up
>AND TWINS?
That scene definitely got paused an awful lot by boys the world over.
can we make zoomers love a dogshit movie they never watch by calling it amazing
You just gotta get them early. There are a couple boomer movies I probably wouldn't like if it werent for my dad showing them to me young
Charlie Sheen pulling up to his wifes accident while jamming out to Mexican hat dance song.
One more time
>YOURE excited? you should feel my nipples.
I'M A WHITE BOY BUT MY NECK IS RED
I PUT MIRACLE WHIP ON MY WONDER BREAD
When he gets thrown through the window and immediately stands up like nothing is wrong, it's too funny.
>That's it, I'm done!
I wish my metal issues were just a costume...
Metal health will drive you mad.
rock on brother
they are
Be careful. My granny had a metal issue and later died of eternal bleeding.
when I first watched the movie I didn't know what the reference was so I just thought he was the coolest motherfricker ever
YOUVE BEEN STUCK BY A SMOOTH CRIMINAL
what? they still make bad movies
you take that back.
Why did you post basically the same post twice?
Zucker >>>>> Wayans
Thanks for the reminder OP. I'm now watching Scary Movie 3.
I just finished it earlier. Still holds up
It really does. I was pretty surprised, but every gag still lands
>It’s a boy, he’s gonna be an butthole
>Oh my God, it looks like…
>A cigarette?
And amazingly enough they managed to tie the horror movie threats together in-story
>the dogs are acting strange
the yahtzee gag always gets a good laugh from me
YAHTZEE boom
holy hell i forgot denise richards plays charlie sheens wife in this.
shes dead most of it to be fair
NO SEX
They make plenty of shit movies every year mate.
Remember scary movie 3 has a 35% on RT while Ghostbusters 2016 has a 77%.
Why do critics hate good old fashioned comedies?
intellectuals
Which is why I immediately ignore any threads with RT rating in the OP.
RT rating is bought and heavily favours woke movies on top so theres no surprise something feminist would get a better rating
same with imdb and marvel movies, every annoying fanboy in the world rates marvel crap 10/10 so you have movies like black panther with a high rating
did you watch this on twitch? Lmao I was watching it too
hbomax
>watching movies on twitch
3 is so unbelievably superior to every other Scary Movie. I can enjoy the crass jokes of 1 and 2 if I'm in the mood, but Zucker really elevated 3 with his trademark surreal and almost meta humor.
I'm a white boy
But my neck is red
I put Miracle Whip
On my Wonder Bread
My face is pale
Nah, I've never been in jail
Me and Buffy spend every winter at Vail
How many b**hes have I slapped?
Zero, unh
And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero
I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm
Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with him
I can't dance
I wear khaki pants
My middle name's Lance
My grandma's from France
So maybe I'm wack
Cause my skin ain't black
But you can't talk smack
Cause whitey just struck back
It's even funnier when you realize the actor is a borderline schizophrenic drug addicted wigger israelite rapper
Jesus, he looks like the kind of trash who would cameo in a Charliebo video
He's a character
i dont want to get old bros
im approaching 40 and its scaring me
I don't if this will make you feel better, or worse, but you've kinda been old for a while, we spend more of our lives old, at 25 your brain is fully developed, and your personality is pretty much set in stone, somewhere in your late 25 is when your joints start fricking up, and 28 is you start losing your hair, youth is basically a minute in the grand scheme of things.
Well, not until I turned 34 did
1) they finally find a heart condition ive had my entire life and the reason of why I was on so many anxiety meds; after my heart wiring got fixed, I'm not on any medication besides allergy for pollen
2) my hair recede lightly, no balding in the family, just bad receding and 5heads
3) my personality has changed for a calmer demeanor since my heart conditioner rather than the wired sperg I was
4) my brain is still as strong as ever, I have amazing memory despite being a 420 nightly toker for 10+ years, I run circles around memorizing client names and addresses around my coworkers, I also still have reflexes of a 16 year old and I can still outsnipe and outplay anyone at FPS/Team Fortress 2 (ask the Cinemaphilean, they hate me)
I just hate starting to look my age in my 30s with some gray hair and slight baggage around the eyes (thats about it)
I'm just vain but I know plastic surgery is not the way so I dont want to take the call (also family memory is in plastic surgery and Ive seen enough)
and a porn "star"
>what is your dream, George?
>to have a dream!
because the one they made about narnia was trash and it killed the genre
or rather the genre woke up dead on that morning
How do you wake up dead?
Unless you a zombie.
Nah that was Vampires suck.
You still had Meet the Spartans after Epic movie and Superhero movie
The fricking way Leslie Nielson awkwardly puts like 40$ on the unconscious alien he just hit while mumbling "We don't need to get insurance involved . . . " is so fricking funny.
kek absolute legend
his style of comedy is so wholesome, it lacks the cynical nastiness of modern comedy
>here in prison are rapists, murderers and scumbags, just like being in the stands of an LA raiders game
>Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel things out
I saw this movie 5+ times in the theatres when it came out. Still holds up incredibly well.
>
I didn't know Andrew Tate was in the film
>Breaking News: There's a video tape going around that will kill all viewers in seven days. Let's roll the tape
The world has stopped being funny now. It's just know it all douchebags who do "meta" commentary and ironic quips. We need a purge. I wish Corona Chan actually took out a sizeable population instead of being a meme coof.
>I wish Corona Chan actually took out a sizeable population instead of being a meme coof.
Something like 1 out of every 70 people who took the vaxx have ended up dead already.
Pretty good chunk, pushing it further will easily lead to supply chain collapses.
What's the movie with the highest joke per second ratio?
Hot Fuzz.
naked gun 3. its non-stop. every prop and line of dialog is expertly placed
One of the Naked Gun movies, guaranteed.
they perfected dumb comedy with tik tok
Scary Movie 1-3 has aged unreasonably well and I'm not afraid to say it
don't call me "dude", i'm not a stoner anymore. not since...
>Herro