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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Posters that don't at all represent the movie? Yeah that's right the don't make them anymore

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It actually is quite a literal representation.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the graboids don't look like that

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          their tongues do

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The scale is off

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              look, butthole. you really want to spoil the whole monster on the poster? would that be fairer to you?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              it's a matter of perspective

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why do they not have mouth-tongues in part 2?
            Haven't seen 5-7 and I just started the TV series that I had forgotten existed.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They do. They use them to grab tnt and explode. 5-7 aren't canon anyway.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                In 2? You sure?

                >5-7 aren't canon anyway.
                So I've learned, but I still gotta see 5-7. Seen them? If so how painful are they?
                Any chance the Kevin Bacon TV show revival leaking?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They do, they just don't use them much. Maybe they were just trying to save money on effects. Many of the explosions and tremor kills were offscreen and underground

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well I'll be...Thanks. I can't understand why 2 is so beloved. It even got a short theatrical release.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not much different.
          >inb4 the tongue is le big
          The tongue is in the foreground. The protagonist is in the background. This subtle artistic maneuver demonstrates the graboids innate power over the humble and weaker species of man.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'd love a graboid to demonstrate their innate power to me...

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >no exceptions

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Whelp, that's enough internet for today.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Out of all the weird fetishes I never new existed before I found out on this site, monster girls feel like the least threatening. Like, I see a furry post and I know that guy is dangerous around children. I see a post like this and my brain cannot process it. I don't know who would jerk off to this, though I probably wouldn't let them around any children either just in case.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                go be normal somewhere else

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes but that isn't really false advertising. False advertising would be if it wasn't a monster movie at all, which some movie posters really do have the balls to say.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: times you acted like a graboid.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >when I tear off a woman’s pants as a Tremors reference

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was ahead of its time.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So this is the new dune movie everyone is talking about

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to go there

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No you don't

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        do places like this really exist in america?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Most of the middle of America is sparsely populated. There's a reason they're known as 'fly over states'

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, it's Ridgecrest, I lived there, although Perfection specifically looks more like 70's Banning than anything around there. It was pretty humble high desert living as a kid, but in addition to it becoming Little Mexico over the course of a decade, cartels started opening grow ops up in the desert, to where their cousins (CA cops and feds) just threw up their hands and went
          >hey cartels operate in the open desert areas so gosh could you just stick to civilization and stop heckin dirtbiking???? yes we know this is ground-zero for dirtbike culture but can you literally not??????
          even though their shitty fertilizer poisons the groundwater, and their shitty pesticides kill the bees. You need to speak Spanish if you want a wageslavery job at the bare minimum. It's so bad there now, even in the little towns. People deserve execution for fricking California up, but the state is going to look practically unlivable before someone realizes what has to be done

          Most of the middle of America is sparsely populated. There's a reason they're known as 'fly over states'

          There were a frickton of people living where they filmed Tremors, you're only seeing the rocky hellscapes that begin the moment you get close to mountains, even in the desert, CA has multiple pockets of forests where you'd least expect them. You really only need to hop on one of several passes to get somewhere fun, assuming CalTrans isn't working as slow as possible with one open lane DURING THE DAY because they get sooooooo sleeeeeeeeepy by nighttime. It's because of the relatively streamlined highway system that even a tiny house that's mostly-windows that'll heats like a greenhouse goes for nearly a million in a shithole town like Barstow - it's a state of people buying homes not to live, but for ease of commute

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >People deserve execution for fricking California up, but the state is going to look practically unlivable before someone realizes what has to be done
            HURRY UP

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I could have sav-wait a minute, she's not even dead!

            >It's because of the relatively streamlined highway system that even a tiny house that's mostly-windows that'll heats like a greenhouse goes for nearly a million in a shithole town like Barstow
            What the flying frick.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              My parents sold the house they paid $150k for in the 80's for $800k, simply because it's 10 mins away from the 15 fwy with a reasonably-sized backyard that has an enclosed patio

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Depends on how they do it in different states, but around here this would probably be an unincorporated township, not a city.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it used to be a thing in these horror movies where they wanted to semi 'trick' the audience into thinking the humans were under attack by dozens of smaller tentacle monsters then reveal later that they were attached to huge monsters. Regardless, posters should never spoil the movie like they started doing

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    poor Rhonda

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I refuse to believe that's her.
      Oh btw the rights go back to the original creators of Tremors next year.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wish i had an earl bro

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather have a Burt bro to shoot guns with

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In real life Michael Gross is super antigun. Testament to how good he is as an actor.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Heh. He IS a helluva an actor. Seems to be aging well too, so I hope he connects with the original creators of Tremors next year when they regain the rights.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think the best sequel is 4. I didn't care for 2 or 3 that much. Haven't seen the others, but since the creators got booted, they don't count.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anything after 4 is just garbage

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      got the 6 film collection on dvd only to find out a few weeks later there was a 7th film
      then when i went to get the 7th film on release they had another collection with all 7 movies this time for only a few dollars more then the 7th by itself so obv got that instead of the single

      also the 6 movie case said it was the complete collection and i hadnt seen 5 and 6 at the time
      turns out theres a tv show too but they didnt have it(didnt know till weeks after i got 7th movie) and the place closed down so i cant get physical media anymore since im not taking a bus 1+ hour to go to the other end of the city just to see theres nothing i want to buy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The true Tremors super fan

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The true Tremors super fan

        Impressive. I wonder if I'll like 5-7 at all, or more than the others.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fuggin kek

        Is Bert the most kino character ever created?

        >BROKE IN TO THE WRONG GOD DAMN REC ROOM

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah well maybe you shouldn't waste money on movie collections if you can't afford a car.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what would a car help for? id be spending more on gas. cars are only for people who own houses, not live in an apartment and no one can afford to buy houses anymore

          i can ride my bike but i shouldnt have to since the the store was in a major mall and was the only location closed in the whole city, theres 2-3 other locations in the city but their selections were always shit and the animes were way overpriced. they dont even have instore ordering.
          if you want to be competitive with online stores you need instore ordering for people who dont want the hassle, its even better for the store since they are always making profit by over charging and the "shipping fee" even tho im not needing it for over night bullshit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1 is the best, obviously.
      2 and 3 are okay, characters aren't as memorable but the creatures are kind of creative so that saves them. 4 is actually pretty good. 5-7 are piles of shit.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone know where I can play the fan-made Tremors video game? The link on youtube leads to a 404.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Bert the most kino character ever created?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >37 years old and never seen Tremors
    Is it good?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a classic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's one of my favorite movies. It's worth a watch even if you're not that into it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The first one is basically a perfect movie.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >perfect movie
        >set in Perfection

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        pretty much. characters coming up with smart and realistic solutions to the problems. love it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The 4th one comes the closest to the feeling of the first.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1 is perfect. 2 and 3 are just fun followups if you want some more. 4 is a prequel and not really required. 5-7 are all non canon and only worth watching if you really enjoy cheesy horror movies made on a budget.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Burt we got a grabboid problem

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >face graboids
    >walk without rhythm
    >no problem
    Obvious plothole.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's your Mexican food, Miguel! It's too spicy! The spice is attracting the worms!

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kevin Bacon during the production of Tremors and all throughout the 90s and 2000s
    >This is the lowest point of my career. I can't believe I'm in some shitty monster movie about underground worms.
    Kevin Bacon after realizing Tremors is a cult classic and genuinely beloved
    >a-actually, Tremors was the most fun I ever had making a film! I'm glad it's people's favorite film of mine!

    Then he tried to bank off its cult classic status by staring in a failed pilot.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Kevin Bacon during the production of Tremors and all throughout the 90s and 2000s
      >>This is the lowest point of my career. I can't believe I'm in some shitty monster movie about underground worms.
      You know this for a fact?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I know that from literally a 5 second google search.
        https://screenrant.com/tremors-2-movie-kevin-bacon-not-return-reason/
        >Kevin Bacon has admitted that at the time, he wasn't exactly thrilled about starring in Tremors, feeling like appearing in a movie about rampaging underground worms was a mistake
        >Kevin Bacon initially thought he hit a career low with the film "Tremors" even stating that he "broke down and fell to the sidewalk" screaming "I can't believe I'm doing a movie about underground worms!"

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what are some other desert kinos?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sahara (2005), Flight of the Phoenix (2004), and The Scorpion King (2002) usually come to mind

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Star Wars (1977)
      Dune (1984)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Dune (1984)
        disowned by lynch

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the star war film where ankin talk about sand

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Treasure of the Sierra Madre is the most kino of desert kinos

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sicario and soldado

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