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>THEY FLY NOW.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DEY HEA NOW

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oof. Wonder what the Indians charged them for that garbage.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do they have to choose the ugliest black people they can find? They are pretty black girls out there, why not them?

      Every other race you have to have won the genetic lottery in order to be an actor or actress but if you're black being ugly is a positive.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty girls in general aren't acting or in acting classes anymore because they can be famous with just a tiktok and insta account. The only ones that Hollywood can get nowadays are ugly theater kids and those that tick political boxes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      saar beautiful CGI ready for goregous looks sarr we do the needful and ship it

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    o lawd dem midichlorians

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would have actually been a cool implementation of technological capabilities advancing for the first order if they wouldn’t have already proven the first order had unlimited resources of an absurd level for no explainable reason. Seeing new fights, enemies, ships, that stuff was always cool and fun. Only Disney could make something like that feel ham-fisted and irrelevant.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I still think they should have kept that First Order Death Star base a looming threat over the course of the trilogy, I kind of liked the idea of it being a fully terraformed planet and thought it’d be neat to see everyday life on there.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was clear in TFA that the FO was basically space ISIS hence the heavy emphasis on indoctrination and everyone calling Finn a traitor. Rian Johnson fricked that up by making them literally the Empire

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Space ISIS wouldn’t be able to build the equivalent of nukes though. Real isis couldn’t even maintain tanks

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It was clear in TFA that the FO was basically space ISIS
        No it was still the Empire.
        >hence the heavy emphasis on indoctrination
        No different from the temptation of the Dark Side
        >and everyone calling Finn a traitor.
        Finn literally worked for the First Order and betrayed them. I hate Abrams defenders with a passion

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Rian Johnson fricked that up by making them literally the Empire
        Lol you JJ defenders are pathetic

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Rian
          >JJ
          They both suck and that's what the root of the problem was

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >maybe we need to hang a lampshade on the whole flying clone thing
    >tell the actor to open his mouth wider
    >wider
    >wiiiider
    >ugh, maybe show him a picture of a chimpanzee screeching
    >there we go, perfect

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      woah. stop undermining the creative geniuses that are making the star wars films now.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the sequel trilogy are legitimately some of the worst films ever made. there has never been a more soulless, talentless, derivative cash in. transformers and fast and furious have far more artistic integrity than this slop

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. Looking back it was just some of the most soulless derivative slop ever produced.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >OH LAWDY LAWDY OH JESUS OH BABY LAWD NO * frantically dabs huge beads of sweat off forehead* DEEZ MUHFUKKAZ BE FLYIN N SHEEEIT!?!?!?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oscar Isaac looks like he wants to kill himself in every frame of this movie

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >how can we make it looks like s he's moving incredibly fast?
    >just get the fan from my office

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Worst career decision for Boyega and Isaac

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They fly now.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did anyone laugh when this happened in the movie?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hehe let’s turn Star Wars into quirky marvel teir humor
    >the technology of jet packs is revolutionary and amazing 30 years after return of the Jedi.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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