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They fricked up already.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How so?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Their update video was just a half pity-party half doubling down for their garbage audience.
      They even referenced jarring with the figurines they revealed. Even though they know most of their viewers are underage.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Disgusting

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wdym? Like are saying this is sexual? These seem like normal figurines to me but I also didn't watch the new vid

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not a direct reference, Anon is being moronic on purpose. Caine says something along the lines of "and these figures that normal people will be totally normal and appropriate with!"
          They're not introducing kids to the cum jar, they're nudging people who already know about it in the ribs without alerting those who don't.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hell, I didn't even know about what people do with figurines and jars specifically. I just figured if there's ever anything weird you can do with a figurine, a bunch of people are bound to find a way to do it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Damn, I fricking hate this show and its fans but those look nice

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Was the cartoon designed for underage viewers? South Park had tons of kids watching it back in the day, but it wasn't meant for kids and they didn't soften the show due to the younger audience members, in fact they made a whole movie mocking the controversy. It's up to parents to not let their kids consume things not meant for them instead of expecting creators to adjust their content.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is the exact same situation as South Park in the 2000s but instead of swearing it's literally rule 34

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No it wasn’t made for kids. It’s humor is mature.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Was the cartoon designed for underage viewers?
          It's mildly adult, but no more than something like Futurama or King of the Hill.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pity-party
        What were they pity-partying about? This shit is the most successful indie cartoon in history.
        >They even referenced jarring with the figurines they revealed. Even though they know most of their viewers are underage.
        Oh grow up, moron. We watched worse as kids.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know what's with morons moralgayging hard over tame shit just because it's something they don't like

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Oh grow up, moron. We watched worse as kids.
          Yeah, and now we're posting here. But I think the kids were ruined long before referencing JARRED.COM became mainstream.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          NTA, but I think they mean how the short is used to vent Goose's explicit distaste for content farms, out-of-control shipping wars, and bootlegs probably.
          Plus the description shows the short was written and directed by Goose.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            > Goose's explicit distaste for content farms, out-of-control shipping wars, and bootlegs probably.
            All those things are pretty worthy of distain.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            And they are right to despise those things.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >We watched worse as kids.
          >we
          i watched actual jokes, not "look everybody we said the thing" level crap. In your head people are moralgayging instead of facepalming.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            > i watched actual jokes
            Quantify “actual jokes” please

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Qualify. "Quantify" means to give a number/quantity, "qualify" means to give a description/quality.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hows the apple taste? Cause these grapes taste fricking wonderful!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          the what

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's jarring?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your mother's ass

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          encasing figurines in jars filled with cum, this is a gen z/alpha meme so don't go all helen lovejoy

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >gen z/alpha meme
            blue rainbow horse cum jar incident was like a decade ago, anon

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              NTA but associating it with any Miniature Horses (Enchanted Comraderie) specifically seems less common, now. The meme was revived, and mutated, so naturally the people who push it will skew younger. People don't even seem to require an actual jar to find the joke funny, I've seen examples with random containers.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wait, so it's Piss Christ with extra steps?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >cum jars are actually PoMo
              You know...

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Piss Christ
              what the frick is wrong with people

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >THINK OF THE CHILDREN
        back to twitter or /misc/

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          have a nice day subhuman

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            the joke barely references it, the kids who might stumble upon it and wouldn't even understand
            you're a soccer mother tier clown crying about muh violent videogames, ironically calling other subhuman

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Unless it's razor wire or bombs.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Even though they know most of their viewers are underage.
        I laughed at jokes about jizz when I was an underaged b&

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          no you don't understand this joke was made by someone i don't like therefore it makes it not okay and morally wrong and he should be imprisoned for this

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who cares it's funny and we get a glimpse of Kinger with a shotgun.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kinger with a shotgun was hands down the best part

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        kids are either dumb and they won't understand the joke, or they're smart and understand the joke, but realise it's not funny and won't bother with it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >yootooz
          No

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's not Youtooz tho

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was a funny joke lighten up

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Calm down, sperg. It was vague enough to be missed completely by people not in-the-know.
        AKA perfect subtle humor

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          i wonder how many people have pre-filled cum jars waiting for their pomni figurine

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You can't do whatever you want with your IP because of factors out of your control!!! Think of the children!!!
        actually go frick yourself

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Digital Circus isn't meant for children despite the colorful characters. Think of it as a tamer Conker's Bad Fur Day

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't Glitch's core audience late teens to young adults? They've been very vocal about that.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe not for their SMG4 affiliated stuff like Subset Paradise and Meta Runner, that was more for actual children. But since taking Liam Vickers and Gooseworx on as showrunners, both of which who's audiences are definitely teen-to-young adults, Glitch's shows and therefore their target demographic has switched to that.

          Unfortunately, unless Glitch starts putting up warnings and publically stating that they don't want kids to watch it (which probably wouldn't do anything anyway), they permanently have a large child following. Mainly due to shit parents that put TADC on loop for their kids because it's colorful. Somewhat less-so with Murder Drones due to how dark and openly graphically violent it is, but both still have a large child following and Glitch can't do much about that.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Maybe not for their SMG4 affiliated stuff like Subset Paradise and Meta Runner, that was more for actual children.
            Why would their audience for SMG4 not carry over to every other thing they make? If it's bright, colorful and a comedy, there's no reason they wouldn't carry over.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Read the post, anon

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hm, much better. Sorry.

                You think this is all some kind of scheme to get SMG4 recognized by Netflix or something so they can start enlisting them as professionally paid creators?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >and Glitch can't do much about that.
            This. No matter how much they try, kids gonna watch. Same happens with Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel, and they do everything in their position to stop kids for watching (not like that's much tho).

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >jarring
        Hotgluing figurines has been a fetish long before that horse toy got boiled in cum.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          imagine the smell of 30 billion decomposing spermatozoa boiling. That thread was a come to Jesus moment for me.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah and your childhood had dirty jokes with ytps and reaction videos to people cutting their balls off, kids know dirty things in the world it’s not gonna kill them.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rocko's Modern Life had constant references to sex and jacking off, but it's okay because you liked it as a kid, right

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I still don't get the appeal for this show. It seems that's for kids and autistic people so I decided to not going to watch it, but I have seen a lot of threads about it here shilling it and talking about it so I assume there is some value here that I'm not seeing.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It seems that's for kids and autistic people
          who do you think is on Cinemaphile, anon

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It seems that's for kids and autistic people
            >I assume there is some value here that I'm not seeing
            connect the dots on why Cinemaphile could possibly like it

            Gotcha, then I'm not missing anything. Thanks anons.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Like I'm going to waste my time convincing some sperg to watch most popular show on the internet.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            LAGARTO SEXO

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sometimes I wish YouTube had parental guideline icons to take the guesswork out of who a show is supposed to appeal to, but I know Google would never allow it because they want all the views

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >jewtube adds parental guidance icons
            >they give less ad revenue the higher the rating
            >site becomes even more nurtured
            >all those creepy elsagate tier videos still remain

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a cartoon. Either watch it and be entertained or don't, moron. That's what visual entertainment is for.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            But it's not entertaining in the slightest

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Then don't watch it, it's entertaining for lots of other people which is why they watch it.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                But SMG4 is everywhere on Cinemaphile right now, not watching it or any of the Hazbin Hotel stuff means not participating in half of Cinemaphile's threads.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >SMG4
                Nobody is even talking about SMG4 here.
                Amazing Digital Circus threads blew up for like 3 months, with multiple constant threads up before eventually peetering out due to there being only the Pilot to talk about. The only reason a bunch of threads have cropped up again is because of the promotional short they just released.
                Murder Drones has like a single thread up at any one time, with spikes just before and after episode releases / teasers. Even then there's still only usually a single thread, not smothering the board like you're trying to make it out.

                So no, not really. Just don't watch it and don't participate in the threads if you don't like it, Mr. Cinemaphilentrarian.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Nobody is even talking about SMG4 here.
                This is an SMG4 thread. Murder Drones generals are SMG4 threads. Also why isn't there a goddamn Cinemaphile General yet when that's half of /trash/'s output

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think your bait is working

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                they're not SMG4 though, but I think you already know that and you're being a braindead schizo on purpose

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you call RWBY threads RvB threads?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, I call them Roosterteeth threads.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Then don't watch it
                Make me

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                i'll suck your dick and pay your taxes if you watch it

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I watched TADC. I felt like I was watching an SAO Abridged skit for half of it, and the other half felt like capeshit.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What the frick are you talking about? Are you just using words you don't understand the meaning of?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >i won't watch your shit
                >okay, don't do it
                >frick you, i'm gonna watch your shit just 'cause you told me not to

                lmao

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It seems that's for kids and autistic people
          >I assume there is some value here that I'm not seeing
          connect the dots on why Cinemaphile could possibly like it

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's i have no mouth and i must scream but the torture is more psychological and is more of a black comedy.
          it's a 20 minutes episode, you can pretty easily watch it and decide if it is for you

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't get the appeal for this show that I haven't watched
          You might have severe brain damage.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zoomer twitter-speak spotted. Leave now.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The creator of the show you're fangirling over can't get off twitter to save his life.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            > his

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't get why he's so bitter, can't he just be glad to have made something that lots of people like? I doubt goose has a problem with "good" fan works, but its a problem all of the sudden that someone makes some low quality stuff for kids. There is no consistency, you don't get to control what other people make, just because you made the show. They will make stuff anyways, so just stop caring.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's just a le porn joke calm down

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >his

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Say what you will about the bird website or Gooseworx, but this screencap made me lol.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ah the consequences and it’s Industrial Revolution

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fricking hell how is it that the modern internet is simultaneously more sanitized(cucked) and more creepy/let fit for kids. It’s just a race to the bottom of slop, weird fetish shit, or soft core porn without a shred of passion

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Content creators just stopped caring, so they just look for what attract the more susceptible people (children), and automatize the production to the point there's no filter, as far as you follow other content creators' slop, your slop would do just as fine. No human passion in the process, nor artistic intention. Just farming engagement out of the lowest effort possible. Dead internet content.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think you're projecting some problem that only exists in your head, and are also just a homosexual

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >cartoon is about characters being aware they are in a cartoon
        >characters are aware they are in a cartoon
        wooooooooow (mic clipping loud volume) CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ugh its so obnoxiously self aware and meme obsessed!
        Hate to break it to ya dawg but this shit has been that from the beginning. It's target audience is literally band kids.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        even putting aside the cum thing, there is a trend to buy plushies and do weird shit with them. i've seen photos of a spamton plushie being fed licquorice and being put down the toilet.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Is that a..a...A THING ON THE INTERNET THAT DOESN'T UPSET ME BUT MIGHT UPSET SOME IMAGINARY PERSON I'VE CONSTRUCTED IN MY MIND!? AIEEEEEEEEEEEE

        Unironically fricking have a nice day NOW.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >SOME IMAGINARY PERSON I'VE CONSTRUCTED IN MY MIND
          All of social media is a game to one-up the other. If you're not here to do that, then log off.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most of Cinemaphile's older posters grew up with BABYFRICK BABYFRICK IT'S ALLLLLLRIGHT

        Kids being exposed to a joke about figures and jars they might not understand will be fine. If you disagree you're an unironic newbie.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hope they make a giant version of that Pomni figure so I can lick her smooth legs.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Non-fan here. Break it down for me.

        Piss off, you sound like 90s conservatives complaining about South Park and the Simpsons. It's the parents' fault for leaving their kids unsupervised.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you can get the reference to jarring, then you don't need it censored.
        Moralgays are fricking idiots.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >waaah why don't cartoons get merch
        >rare cartoon that gets merch appears
        >waaah why are they making merch
        You get the show for free, shut up you man baby

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >tfw no articulated figure of Tessa

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            could’ve swore they was would

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Soon.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're right.
        They need to release Ragatha NOW

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          HE'S YIIKING OUT
          cap: KYSRG

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        kids are either dumb and they won't understand the joke, or they're smart and understand the joke, but realise it's not funny and won't bother with it.

        Bring out the jar.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Complain about bootleg products
        >Doesnt offer all the plushy options the bootlegs do

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They did add Cain to be fair, and their plushes are pretty high quality

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          they're not even complaining about the bootlegs, they're just saying that the money you spend on them doesn't go to the creators and also they all look like shit, which are both completely true

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This
          I want my life size Ragatha plush, extra stuffed

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            With clappable cheeks.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              50 pounds of ass and pussy.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I bet she's ragdoll-sized and we'd never know because we have no point of reference. Are you sure you'd still want that?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought that was a reference to the Gojo period blood incident

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          qrd?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Girl uploaded a video to Tiktok of her squeezing a bloody tampon over her Gojo figure

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This kind of shit almost makes me want to download tiktok but I know it isn't worth it and it's all algorithm lottery anyway

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Remind me of femanon N blood jar period

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If kids are running free on the internet they're already running into this shit, because it's everywhere you go. Baseline internet humor is extremely adult.

        I feel like there's a good chance that we start having debates as to whether internet access should be somehow restricted to kids or if internet content should be clamped down on in our lifetimes because there's no way to keep kids from running into stuff like this without doing something like that, because "parents should parent" isn't a real solution

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Even though they know most of their viewers are underage.
        They already know everything about it. Those days of kids having an innocent childhood are long gone.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        have you fricking even watched the pilot? it's meant for late teens at best, and the jokes you're so adamantly moronic about are just little wink-wink, nudge-nudges. you either just want to rile up feathers (which well done you have), or you're actually this fricking dumb and think everyone like you gets manipulated by every piece of media you consume. fun fact: it's only dumb idiotic fricking hypocrites and morons who actually care about this. any kid who uses twitter will have seen this content by everyone who posts about it, so having these super minor jokes that don't even actually show or mention what they're referring to by name is such a non-issue. frick off moron, you will never be happy in your life if you continue this way and now i hope you stay that way

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          u mad?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not as mad as your mom when I didn't call back

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was known from the first sneak peak at amazing digital circus that it was a show with no specific age target/target audience but made by and for freaks who enjoy the product, we're in the target range we're the freaks the only reason I waited for months for the show to come out is because I have a clown fetish

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's literally a show meant to appeal to teens and adults. Show this to any kid and ask them what the joke is, and they couldn't tell you what this is a allusion for.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          thanks doc

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          As a kid, I would stare at that screensaver in the computer lab during lectures.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >As a kid
            How long ago was that?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Viv you already got your show stop seething

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They didn't tell people at what hour it would release and they linked the clip on twitter on the twitter replies. Which, as Monkey Wrench proved, does not get seen by most followers due to algorithm.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It has over one million views already.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        so they're frauds. Did you really need proof?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >as Monkey Wrench proved
      no one watches Monkey Wrench because it's boring not because of muh algorithm

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Their update video was just a half pity-party half doubling down for their garbage audience.
      They even referenced jarring with the figurines they revealed. Even though they know most of their viewers are underage.

      Wtf

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        And yet the vid hit over 9 million views in 24 hours.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still angry about it beating your entire career in a fraction of the time, Viv?
    Still pissed off about "My name is Caine, I am your b***h" and the "if Vivziepop wrote" memes?

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What NSFW elements does this show even have??? Aren't they catering to gen alpha???

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are female characters, that’s about it really.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop using your anal suppository for a blackpill before this animation comes out and have some faith it will be good, b***h.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its at 2.4 million views right now

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you lying?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Four hours
      >2.5 million views
      Bros.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >20 minutes vs 4 hours
      I don't know, anon. How do you think?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You didn't answer my question. They didn't frick up. So what are you talking about.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon just wants to be a Cinemaphilentrarian gay that hates everything that gets popular instead of having an actual personality.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    TADC gays lost TAWOG bros win

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >my the TADC
      >my the The Amazing Digital Circus
      >is getting worse of
      >in 2024 year
      whoever typed this up should be beaten with a lead pipe

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This isn't ESL, this is fricking EML

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >english as a mecond language

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Millionth

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I laughed more at this than anything in the video

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >movie
      Pretty sure they cancelled the movie and are turning what would have been a new series spawning from the movie into Season 7.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thought that was really funny so I made a shitty gif.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      God, she's so protectable.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's the giveaway "tired that sleep won't sleep eyes". I fall for every not fat girl who has them. Like seriously. It's my actual Achilles heel.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pomni wake up. Wake up Pomni

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    uh...guys?

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    remember to pet your bunny before he returns to the wage cage

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shellshocked and not even 5 minutes into his first shift. Sad!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This may actually break him.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the wage cage will break anyone

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't recall, can they sleep or not? Do they have to spend like 8+ hours just lying in bed staring at the ceiling every night?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      from what we can tell, it's most likely that they can sleep but don't need or benefit from it. Pomni has been shown with her eyes closed, breathing slow, like she's sleeping.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They don't need to sleep. They just do it to maintain a sense of normalcy.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Flavor of the month, they said.
    It'll take 2 or 3 years to follow up on, they said.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, it's Content Farm shit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Speaking of. Is it actually possible to find those blurred out thumbnails? If you zoom out enough you can kinda recognize characters silhouettes.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          saw this guess on twit

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            ASauuce NAO

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh shit it's r34, not youtube thumbnails.

              It's a thunbnail from some content farm slop video, a lot of the thumbnails happen to be cropped / softcore porn.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh shit it's r34, not youtube thumbnails.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Still more story and depth than Hazbin

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Here's the gold you crave fren.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So there's no real announcement, just an advertisement for new merch.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The video description actually gives a layout for their seasonal plans: episode 2 is scheduled for May, the rest will come out throughout the rest of this year and into the next, and none of this will interfere with the final episodes of Murder Drones.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        So mid-June release date.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a teaser with ep 2 frames in it. Clearly those are not random. Pretty much all of them using candy canyon kingdom background.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Jax, Kinger, Pomni, and Gangle
        But where are Ragatha and Zooble?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          My guess is Ragatha is still benched from the near abstraction in ep 1, and Zooble has "Can't Go On The Adventure" Disease

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Hey, You! You're finally awake.
        >You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that digital ambush. Same as us.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Would they be Stormcloakgays or Imperialgays?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Good question. Who'd be the one to follow the Empire after they literally tried to chop your head off, and who'd follow the Stormcloak after telling them "thos homies literally tried to chop your head off just now".

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bubble popping out of Pomni’s mouth
    Not even trying to hide it at this point huh.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want more funny drones and funny circus show. That would be the best of both worlds.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When the frick is episode 2 coming out?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Around May this year, according to the video description

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    pomni's main act is showing her giant loose clown feet

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do they stink so badly?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >flesh colored skin
      Why do artists do this? Why are they unable to draw her skin as pure white?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same reason she has huge feet instead of her little nubs, the person that drew it only cared it looked sexy to them, and they like normal human skin tone.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same reason she has huge feet instead of her little nubs, the person that drew it only cared it looked sexy to them, and they like normal human skin tone.

        It's based on how she was colored in the very first teaser (and is one of the earliest pieces of fan art drawn of her). I don't know if it was the lighting or how her model was rendered, but it colored people's impression of her for a long while.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same reason she has huge feet instead of her little nubs, the person that drew it only cared it looked sexy to them, and they like normal human skin tone.

        Anons, no one knew her skin would be pure white at the time.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't that just the surrounding lighting reflecting on her? Like how white walls in a room with a red floor would appear light pink

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was also the only color scheme many saw back then.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is she such a bawdtily designed character? I bet she stinks like clown sweat

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only way anyone would know it's a reference to jarring is if an incel explained it to them

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >812
    You clearly know that shows like MD and TADC are NOTHING like the actual slop that is SMG4. Even if the creators own the company, both of those shows are focused on the ideas of Vickers and Gooseworx, respectively. Nobody is on Cinemaphile talking about Sunset Paradise or Meta Runners because no one actually gives a frick about those shows. Stop being an dishonest homosexual.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked Meta Runners. Though it has been a while since I've watched it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was okay for an amateur show created by some guys that started out doing Garry's Mod shitposts who were trying to get started on their own indie animation production studio. Obviously, it doesn't stand up at all against Murder Drones and TADC, but it was humble beginnings.

        Glitch's best decision was getting aspiring showrunners like Liam Vickers and Gooseworx on board as the minds behind their new shows, and therefore seperating Glitch Productions from SMG4. They hit the jackpot.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who would've guessed giving creative freedom to well known content creators would produce such great results.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      modern SMG4 is bad but it was good before 2019

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    PLEASE MAKE PORN!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like we've seen food based princess somewhere before...

      Unless it was a Digital HALLUCINATION...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's more like that candy boss from cuphead or candy wife from flapjack. Almost exact rip off actually.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like we've seen food based princess somewhere before...

      Unless it was a Digital HALLUCINATION...

      >Frick, Marry, Eat

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her, Pomni and Ragatha will have a lesbian threeway.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would. Until she sprinkles.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?si=PNHng6DFnozQPFDy&t=37
      first thoughts I had seeing her

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Over 5 million views in 9 hours
    >#1 trending
    >For a 3-minute merch ad

    WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!?!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      NEVER underestimate the power of simple *cute girl doing cute things"/*cute girls in 'I can fix them' situations'. And vice versa for the femanon audience.

      It is a seriously powerful yet genuine cultural media zeitgeist. It really is as simple as that, Anon. Everybody wants that cute "waifu/husbando" that appeals to this protection/nurturing ideal within all of us. Goose is a literal genius for being cognizant of this fact, while also recognizing how all this romantic infatuation necessarily contrasts with the always present 'erotic' side of things. Both men and women want that character we can both fix/nurture, as well as sexo respectively.

      It really and truly is as shrimple as that.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I kind of thought this was all some elaborate meme but like... They're serious. People legitimately want to frick Pomni and Jax...

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon...we live in an era of parasocial relationships, where irl relationships have deteriorated so drastically that men are increasingly spending their monthly paychecks on onlyfans prostitutes and waifu plushies.

          It's not a far stretch to imagine a segment of the population who have seemingly been priced out of the dating market to start developing feelings for fictional characters because they are simply better alternatives to what is realistically presented in front of them.

          /mlp/ was not just a simple meme which created le funny new global rule. It was a precursor to how things would actually play out to the rest of the population. Much like Cinemaphile generally bleeds out to the culture of the larger internet, so too did /mlp. do to Cinemaphile, and even Cinemaphile and /jp/ not long before even /mlp/

          It was always the natural consequence of the state of things irl. The escape into idealized fiction when people's natures simply couldn't be constrained anymore.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      People starved for content.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      LOYALISTS

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      All me.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder who the ghost girl thing is going to be? The creator of the circus? She's way more human looking than anything else we've seen.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That just Lousina Elliot stuck in the digital circus

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't think so

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      CAINE I FEEL FUNNY

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is everyone so mean 2 me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s a man.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        even better

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >man has better ass then women

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That person has herpies in their mouth…

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        do you even know what herpes looks like?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goblina?

    • 3 months ago
      Raidriar

      Yeah, I'm going back to Cinemaphile, frick this board.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >implying Cinemaphile is any better

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Padded

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pomni can be put in a jar now

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >TADC Episode 1.5 already at 7 million

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2 million more views in the three to four hours I was out.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like how on the nose he is about all the shitty content farm stuff he's talking about
    >haha we know bad shipping is haha rule 34 is bad amirite my fellow kids :^*~~*~~*~~
    I promise you, all of us understand that shit and you don't have to make that a punchline.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gonna coom

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rule 34 and shipping is based and I’m tired of pretending it isn’t.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Rule 34 and shipping is based
      i mean, it's just the fandom enjoying the show.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    > All this twitter drama

    Hazbin fans keep on winning

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      > All this twitter drama
      >Hazbin fans keep on winning
      Naïve, bait, or genuinely moron

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tomorrow

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where we dropping boys?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those bootleggers gonna eat so good

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm so excited nya!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The chances of a video stream shared online?
      I'm gonna guess 1%.
      But maybe 50%?

      What person is gonna go to mexico, record it, and upload it online?
      I'm not sure anyone is gonna?

      Mexico seems bad? (everybody is trying to get out of there into usa?)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Mexico seems bad? (everybody is trying to get out of there into usa?)
        It's not THAT bad but the reason there's so much migration is that NAFTA completely fricked over a lot of small farming communities so people are looking for jobs elsewhere

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe on Facebook.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I ain't going man, Look mexico doesn't speak english at all, And there's not viral dub version, so the logical conclusion it's that the only way this happend was through elsagate shenanigans, In other words, all audience i would be sorruonded is kids, no way I'm submitting to thag hell, even if pomni is turns out clussy good

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WAAAA we hate our popularity and our viewerbase is composed of degenerate perverts! Look at how self aware we are! Minimum wage labor and capitalism bad am I right??? Give us money for a show we don’t know when will release!!!
    Ugh it’s like Rick and Morty 2.0

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      redditor

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      From what I've gathered, what Goose hates is less the popularity itself and more the YouTube content farms it spawned.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        well he's hardly alone in that, is there a single person above the age of 5 who actually likes content farms?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Minimum wage labor and capitalism bad am I right???
      You're just making shit up

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    so imagine were voice actor for some small indie production cartoon and the cartoon blows up and becomes wildly popular and everyone is buying merch and wanting more. and the character you happen to voice also happens to be very popular

    would you demand more money to keep voicing the character?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        All this dumb b***h had to do was take the cameo roles, put out a couple cutesy tweets to win over fan favor and she could have rode off into the sunset on the good favor of Bayo fans forever, especially with 3 being so disappointing to most of them. She could double down on her TERF shit as much as she wanted and idiots would have still defended her, but she got too greedy lmfao.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know what the frick went through her mind. She got offered $15k for 20 hours of work

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            She got too greedy, simple as sadly. Many such cases.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know if they're getting paid for this. Some of them have even made their own videos in-character and got involved in fan projects.

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only Anime Moe tards hate this shit, lets battle them!

    ULLAAA!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rent free

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's Goose talking

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        So is the Moon. And the Sun is Goose's sister Payton.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get back in there you lil' shit

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        heh

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its kinda hard to tell
        spit or swallow
        I mean, i think it was clearly swallowed, in stomach.
        But she also spit it out.
        So kinda both?
        [...]
        Now thats a swallow

        Swallow is better...

        >you give Pomni a mouthful to swallow

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its kinda hard to tell
      spit or swallow
      I mean, i think it was clearly swallowed, in stomach.
      But she also spit it out.
      So kinda both?

      Get back in there you lil' shit

      Now thats a swallow

      Swallow is better...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        New reaction image just dropped boys.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Get back in there you lil' shit

        kys now

      • 3 months ago
        sage

        eww her red cheek dots went to her head

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just a matter of time before Glitch producers put a leash on Goose with his weird shit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        its funny, go away

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah Goose still has a big margin

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where's the reverse version and no this isn't goose.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        goose voices bubble

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      God I wish that bubble were me

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cute tongue.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      kys

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    All I want to do is protect her smile. That's all. I want to protect all of their smiles.

    >tell Pomni that it's okay and they'll make it
    >Ragatha can take a break from being the responsible straight woman
    >give Gangle a fixed comedy mask so she can smile
    >gift Zooble some glue so her parts stop falling off
    >give Kinger some pillows to build his new fort
    >strangle Jax until he sings like Fantoccio, or chokes on cocaine like Angel Dust

  41. 3 months ago
    BillyBob

    Why?

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    kys moron, jannies should kill mass replying gays

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not just a mass replier, that's Perigay, this board's biggest pain in the ass and a person who should just die.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        well, at least now I know who is the infamous guy.
        and surprisingly, it seems janny listened to my advice lmao

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think this show is that bad. sure a few issues, but I don't think is that bad all.
    you guys are just really nihilistic and persimistic and get easily annoyed by anything. you guys just angry doomers, nothing at all, just angry doomers.

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      would breed pomnig

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the title written like an ESL content farm channel that makes rip off videos of things like "Pomni abortion game"?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The FULL CAP lack of punctuation seem to be deliberated to give the impression of someone (most likely Caine) speaking very fast and loud.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The FULL CAP lack of punctuation seem to be deliberated to give the impression of someone (most likely Caine) speaking very fast and loud.

      That and the thumbnail is clearly based on those Zamination Minecraft clickbait videos. (Ironic and/or deliberate since the Zamination folks are now working at Glitch.)

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    God, I hate youtube videos that automatically change the dub/video to the country you're in.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure you can config that to never happening. At least pretty sure i did.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't use an account to watch youtube videos

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          o o f

          understandable, may God have mercy of your mortal soul.

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    hi tadc thread. i drawed a pomni. i hope you like it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Neat and sexy
      good stuff

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        thanks!

        eyyy, OFF reference

        yeah, randomly got inspired this morning because i thought their hair was similar. i hope you liked it!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      eyyy, OFF reference

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >OFF
      Magnifique
      *onanist french noises*

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        hey, glad you liked it! did not get much traction when posted on my tumblr so its nice to get a little feedback

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Once you realize that everything good about the first episode was a fluke and the whole thing is really just a vehicle for a troony wankfest you start to lose interest pretty quickly.
    I assume that once things get shaken out into more concrete territory and everyone sees what they're actually in for the series will lose momentum quickly.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Will it be worse than helluva boss?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It depends on how much they're willing to force the messaging. Vivzie's work includes garbage but it's not about the garbage. If TADC ends up being about some transex shit then it will be worse, otherwise it will be equal in quality or better.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Literally 3 of the main characters in HH are gay. It does seem like Viv is trying to force a message.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not only that, apparently just 3 characters in the whole cast are actually straigh.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't really give a shit about Viv's projects or how many gay characters she has, but saying that her work isn't shot through entirely with her views and values and "message" is entirely disingenuous. But I think that guy was just trying to bait out some shit so it doesn't really matter.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            But like I said it isn't about homosex, it just includes homosex. The viewer is actually allowed to think whatever they want about it, it's just a part of the story instead of the point of the story.
            If TADC is actually about being transexual, that's different than it just having trans allegories within it. The latter can simply be ignored to whatever degree it isn't important to the overall story.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why would TADC be about being trans? Goose made it clear that the only potential scene that people have tried to interpret as trans (the mirror shot) was not supposed to be positive. There is nothing in the show to suggest that characters switch genders as they clearly still retain some of their original personality. Wishcasting it as some kind of trans allegory either as wishful thinking or preemptive hate is deranged.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      [citation needed]

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"episode 1 was a fluke"
      >there is only 1 episode
      Not much or a revelation
      More like a guess

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Annon, it is okay to not like things. You don't have to rope in trannies, or your weird terminally online cuck philosophies into it. Just thinking something sucks is okay.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        In case you aren't aware, the creator of TADC is a troony.

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    POMNI SEX

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the way he breaks the spare sign

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"With this many characters, imagine all the violent shipping wars we'll be completely powerless to do anything about."

    Well at least they KNOW we're gonna drop Rule 34 on EVERYONEyinv

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone else just now hearing about this thing? like i saw them advertising their merch before what they even are

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I already followed Gooseworx before TADC so I was aware of it the whole time.

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