Well in the real world people getting vored by a whale don't tend to survive and wooden puppets can't become animated (as in to be brought to life), but I guess here in fictionland the Blue Fairy was just okay with dozens and dozens of kids getting taken from their homes and forced to be worked as pack animals in a mine until they were presumably overworked based on how many of them were in Prankster's Paradise.
Why would she give a shit about them? They already made their choice to be jackasses. Hell, she didn't even save Pinocchio while he was acting like one on Pleasure Isl- >Prankster's Paradise.
Oh, I'm speaking to a Kingdom Hearts secondary. Now this all makes sense.
Black person this is mlvie has Gideon and Figaro existing in the same universe, so forgive me for having a lapse and gaslighting myself into thinking "Pleasure Island" was instead the name of that live action Scooby Doo movie.
And the "they made their choices" line is bullshit. Pinocchio did too and even had Jimminy at his ear yelling at him the whole time, which he actively ignored, all of this after the scenes with that puppet fricker throwing him in a cage because of Pinocchio's own frickery. And the only reason she gave him special treatment was because of Geppetto making a wish for a kid. You're telling me that none of those kids' parents wished that their kids would grow up to be good people, or, hell, that they'd be reunited with their kid when they join a tally of dozens upon dozens of children go missing?
It's not even like she needs to do that much. All she needs to do is just warp her way into a little hole in the slaver's window and animate a chair or something to break his legs or some shit.
>was instead the name of that live action Scooby Doo movie.
was instead the name of the island in that live action Scooby Doo movie.
Thinking about this bullshit is frying my brain.
>And the only reason she gave him special treatment was because of Geppetto making a wish for a kid
She didn't though, she only saved him getting kidnapped by the puppet guy. Once he chose to go to Pleasure Island he was on his own, she didn't help at all while he was escaping there.
I have a theory that The Blue Fairy can't go about bringing world peace although she has the power to because it goes against the commandments from a higher-up of sorts.
Gorilla wearing an executioner's hood.
Maybe the longer you're on Pleasure Island the more animalistic you get. Maybe it used to be Circe's island and the Coachmen is a descendant or usurper.
Gorilla wearing an executioner's hood.
Maybe the longer you're on Pleasure Island the more animalistic you get. Maybe it used to be Circe's island and the Coachmen is a descendant or usurper.
Is that a reference to the gorilla judge from the original story?
They did the transformation yeah, but even then it's more censored than the original. They're drinking rootbeer and the word ass in jackass is censored with with a donkey noise.
>Wouldn't child labor be more valuable than donkeys?
The scene where you see all the donkeys getting loaded into crates have them marked for shit like salt mines and plantations, the only work to be done is hauling heavy shit
I wouldnt look too deeply into it though. Its supposed to be a metaphor for wasting your youth having fun instead of studying, leading to a life of hard, brainless manual labor
A donkey can pull 100x the amount of weight a child can, no thats moronic. They're used in mines or on farms and when they die, their hide/meat are used in other ways. Its morbid, especially since they used to be human but Disney had a backbone then.
Its fun, combat feels crunchy and satisfying and there's a lot of weapons to customize and frick around with
despite wearing its Bloodborne inspirations on its sleeve, you definitely shouldn't play it like BB, you will get shredded and blocking is very much in your best interests
I recommend starting with a DEX (technique) build, mainly because from what I've played, tech weps are more reliable than STR ones, mainly due to P's lack of any poise (he gets staggered out of attacks very easily, so attacks with long wind ups aren't that great during bosses)
I'm not that far into it yet, but I'm happy with it so far
Your parents can't protect you anymore. God has allowed genocides throughout history. There is no karma. There is no savior coming. The legal system exhonerates criminals. Governments are working against your interests. Your bullies got away with making your life hell and are living a fuller life than you. Only you can make people beholden to justice. Fight.
>was there some kind of jeffrey epstein type running around in the 1920s/1930s?
In what time in history wasn't there a Jeff Epstein? You dumb fricking gayot. You think the rich and powerful only recently started taking advantage of the less fortunate? You dont even need to be rich and powerful, just in a position of power.
Yep, that's just how the world works. What matters is being strong enough to not succumb to their temptations.
Well in the real world people getting vored by a whale don't tend to survive and wooden puppets can't become animated (as in to be brought to life), but I guess here in fictionland the Blue Fairy was just okay with dozens and dozens of kids getting taken from their homes and forced to be worked as pack animals in a mine until they were presumably overworked based on how many of them were in Prankster's Paradise.
Why would she give a shit about them? They already made their choice to be jackasses. Hell, she didn't even save Pinocchio while he was acting like one on Pleasure Isl-
>Prankster's Paradise.
Oh, I'm speaking to a Kingdom Hearts secondary. Now this all makes sense.
Black person this is mlvie has Gideon and Figaro existing in the same universe, so forgive me for having a lapse and gaslighting myself into thinking "Pleasure Island" was instead the name of that live action Scooby Doo movie.
And the "they made their choices" line is bullshit. Pinocchio did too and even had Jimminy at his ear yelling at him the whole time, which he actively ignored, all of this after the scenes with that puppet fricker throwing him in a cage because of Pinocchio's own frickery. And the only reason she gave him special treatment was because of Geppetto making a wish for a kid. You're telling me that none of those kids' parents wished that their kids would grow up to be good people, or, hell, that they'd be reunited with their kid when they join a tally of dozens upon dozens of children go missing?
It's not even like she needs to do that much. All she needs to do is just warp her way into a little hole in the slaver's window and animate a chair or something to break his legs or some shit.
>was instead the name of that live action Scooby Doo movie.
was instead the name of the island in that live action Scooby Doo movie.
Thinking about this bullshit is frying my brain.
>And the only reason she gave him special treatment was because of Geppetto making a wish for a kid
She didn't though, she only saved him getting kidnapped by the puppet guy. Once he chose to go to Pleasure Island he was on his own, she didn't help at all while he was escaping there.
She even tells him that she won't be helping him again, though she does seem to allow some wiggle-room to explain Monstro.
That was moreso to save Geppetto, Cleo and Figaro.
I have a theory that The Blue Fairy can't go about bringing world peace although she has the power to because it goes against the commandments from a higher-up of sorts.
>Well in the real world people getting vored by a whale don't tend to survive
Actually they do
I wish someone would make a fancomic or something where Pinocchio stops the Coachman's operation and saves the donkey boys.
You get to beat him up in the Sega game, at least.
This is the movie for you, anon.
Then there's the sequel with a cross dressing udo kier
Any opinions on what these things were supposed to be?
sasquatch
Gorilla wearing an executioner's hood.
Maybe the longer you're on Pleasure Island the more animalistic you get. Maybe it used to be Circe's island and the Coachmen is a descendant or usurper.
Heartless
You’re a nobody, Dumb Donald.
Is that a reference to the gorilla judge from the original story?
Yo momma
Smoke monsters
They're his happy-hearted roustabouts.
Literal demons. That island was some dark magic that the Coachman managed to use to his benefit
Big men in shadow to represent the way the terrified children see them.
>The only villains Disney let win are the ones that take children away
i'm sure the current owners of disney corp would approve.
Imagine a scene like this (you know the one) in a modern Disney. They'd never dare.
I don't need to imagine, I already watched the live action remake.
I didn't. What did they do?
Checked.
They did the transformation yeah, but even then it's more censored than the original. They're drinking rootbeer and the word ass in jackass is censored with with a donkey noise.
Wouldn't child labor be more valuable than donkeys?
Depends what kind of labor you're looking for. If you want to assemble Hot Wheels, sure, but to carry shit donkeys are better.
They use those donkeys for labors. And when they can no longer work, they kill them and sell their meat
>Wouldn't child labor be more valuable than donkeys?
The scene where you see all the donkeys getting loaded into crates have them marked for shit like salt mines and plantations, the only work to be done is hauling heavy shit
I wouldnt look too deeply into it though. Its supposed to be a metaphor for wasting your youth having fun instead of studying, leading to a life of hard, brainless manual labor
A donkey can pull 100x the amount of weight a child can, no thats moronic. They're used in mines or on farms and when they die, their hide/meat are used in other ways. Its morbid, especially since they used to be human but Disney had a backbone then.
I'm still butthurt that I never got the chance to push his shit in as Sora in a Kingdom Hearts game.
Jut like real life.
Not in my game
Lies of Jerma
Its fun, combat feels crunchy and satisfying and there's a lot of weapons to customize and frick around with
despite wearing its Bloodborne inspirations on its sleeve, you definitely shouldn't play it like BB, you will get shredded and blocking is very much in your best interests
I recommend starting with a DEX (technique) build, mainly because from what I've played, tech weps are more reliable than STR ones, mainly due to P's lack of any poise (he gets staggered out of attacks very easily, so attacks with long wind ups aren't that great during bosses)
I'm not that far into it yet, but I'm happy with it so far
Isn’t it implied that the Coachman and his goons are demonic in origin?
>They got away with everything
80+ years later and people still want justice. That's quality writing right there.
Just like in real life.
Your parents can't protect you anymore. God has allowed genocides throughout history. There is no karma. There is no savior coming. The legal system exhonerates criminals. Governments are working against your interests. Your bullies got away with making your life hell and are living a fuller life than you. Only you can make people beholden to justice. Fight.
Such a good film. 5 minutes longer than Snow White.
was this supposed to be about someone specific or something? was there some kind of jeffrey epstein type running around in the 1920s/1930s?
Oh they've always been around. People are just becoming more aware
>was there some kind of jeffrey epstein type running around in the 1920s/1930s?
In what time in history wasn't there a Jeff Epstein? You dumb fricking gayot. You think the rich and powerful only recently started taking advantage of the less fortunate? You dont even need to be rich and powerful, just in a position of power.
lol ROFL even
>In what time in history wasn't there a Jeff Epstein?
kek this made it seem like Epstein is a continuously reincarnating entity like the Avatar