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The last few videos have been absolutely terrible. They have almost nothing to say and their feigned enthusiasm is wearing thin. I give Mike about a few years before he quits.
i dont know why dont they just wipe the floor with kenobi. RLM paypiggies would love that and its easy interesting content
because they don't care anymore, they have to make the videos because it gets views but they don't give a shit about Star Wars anymore
>they don't give a shit about Star Wars anymore
>"mikes going to quit"
>gets paid at least 50k a month to drink and talk with his buddies for a few hours and then edit for maybe 8 hours
tell me youve never worked for a living without telling me youve never worked for a living. mike and the rest have won. they live on literal 420 Easy St., Milwaukee, Wisconsin, 53263. comfortable lives with the ability to save and even to pursue passion projects. sure they live in a frozen hellscape where the tap water will poison children but hey. financial security is the only thing that matters and they fricking have it
Wisconsin mentioned
I can’t wait until one of them dies from boozing
you will though. It is all you are good for.
Only Mike will. Rich doesn’t drink and Jay can control himself. Mike is the alcoholic.
Even if the casual discussion thing is what they’re going for, it shouldn’t be THIS disjointed. Every 30 seconds they jump to a new topic.
This. I don't mind a bit of free form, but their lack of any kind of structure and seemingly not finishing their thoughts has gotten a bit on my nerves.
>lack of any kind of structure and seemingly not finishing their thoughts
This
Awwww are these threads just straight up bawling now? You're not even gonna do your homosexual roleplaying shit?
>RLM defense force engage!!
have a nice day homosexual. The show sucks now.
Based. RLMgays are the worst, mostly because they can’t even defend their shitty eceleb buddies
>don't start their show with an ad or sponsor
>don't interrupt their videos with sponsors or
>don't interrupt their videos by advertising their own shit like space cop
>don't have any sponsors at all
>don't give shout outs
>don't set their profile pictures to the gay flag for pride month
>didn't set their profile picture to a black screen when George Floyd died
>not political at all on their social media or videos
>they just make straight up to the point video reviews with no bullshit
They are one of a kind. Every fricking movie reviewer starts their show with a sponsor and has sponsor ads throughout their videos. Almost all reviewers cant help but talk politics, whether theyre left or right. Apologize, right now. This is easily one of the best channels on YouTube and quite frankly it's not even close.
>not being a massive sellout is now a virtue
That's bare minimum bro. It's like you are saying these guys are great simply because they don't take a massive zog flavored wiener up their ass. That should just be the default it's not an accomplishment to not kneel to zog.
>That should just be the default
But it's not. Which is why they are exceptional. It's fine if you don't like them, there's plenty of reasons not to. Maybe you simply don't like them, you really don't have to justify. But in this one way they are exceptional in a positive way. As sad as that might be.
do you realise how stupid you sound
fight that good fight against ads, anon. Gods speed
>Almost all reviewers cant help but talk politics
They do though and they make cuts to ad breaks in their video, which is why their videos are so long now
use adblocker moron
When they cut to black in their vids its for ads
Y-yeah but they’re one of a kind!!
I haven't seen a single add or sponsor in years because I use the sponsor filter app. I don't mind channels having ads because it only effects mobilegays and the low IQ
soo that's why Cinemaphile doesn't like them
nah, they legit got worse over the years, not even counting the force awakesn hitb as turning point but around TLJ and all the marvel crap they voluntarily talked about, but can you blame them? those are the videos that get by FAR the most views
Most people like them, its just prequel loving redditors here that seethe every time they are mentioned.
yup. seeing people fixate on trivial details from their content isn't surprising but is kind of sad. they don't have the energy that they once had but they aren't anywhere near as bad as people are claiming.
They're sponsored by Juul. They frequently post videos where they're vaping. Those are not uploaded to YouTube because it could get their videos put behind age gate.
Have you considered not getting your movie opinions from fricking YouTube channels? Fricking moron
Read a book or something
damn, when you put it that way they're pretty good after all
Most of these are negative in nature, as in thank you for not doing this or that. You want a fricking cookie for not mugging someone today?
>don't give shout outs
except trashing a humble nice youtuber that did nothing wrong.
Don't forget that they have zero drama in over ten years the channel has been alive.
How do they do it where others fail?
Because they change how they talk without calling attention to it or making up opinions based on what's popular. They used to make jokes that they would never make now. Mike literally called a 12 year old girl a "smoking hot latina."
They're capable of the same gay passive-aggressive feminized civic-society egotism as any other influencer these days, as you can see by their constant homosexual barbs against the PT
they don't have drama cause they're gen-x coward manlets and/or sedated by drink
True I guess but it doesn't irk me as much as it does with other content creators.
Jay withheld his actual opinions to not get into a midwit fight with rich, jack did the same on pre rec
>watching old PreRec streams
>Rich plays a Dead Rising game
>"Jack, look at this homophobia coming up here"
>a gay npc wants you to procure sexy zombie men, implying he'll use them to shoot a porn movie
>even Jack thinks Rich is overreacting
>other streams, Rich goes on atheist rants, sometimes seemingly unprompted
>says it's absurd to think a god exists, is clearly a materialist
>positions aren't even well thought out, just cringe I FRICKING LOVE SCIENCE stuff
>entertains equally (if not more) absurd possibilities like simulation theory, uploading consciousness to a tomagatchi or some bullshit
I can't believe it, but Jack is actually the less grating of the two on those streams.
Jack has regressed considerably since then, however.
I wouldn't be surprised. I was shocked to find he publicly came out as an alcoholic a couple of years ago. I never picked up on that from him. Mike, sure. But not Jack.
Some kids never grow out of hating going to church on Sunday.
>parents are alcoholic heroin fiends
>oh but honor thy mother and father or you go to hell lol
gee wonder why
>I know better than the God of creation
Lmao
>dude trust me theres a reason your mom would rather shoot up instead of breast feed you i promise
>lol. lmao. trust me im god
Why is it that nobody has an issue acknowledging the small presence humanity has in the universe when we're talking about fricking Cthulhu but when it comes to the most widely adopted religious faith in history, everyone plays dumb like they not only deserve to know all the answers, but that they are even capable of understanding the answers?
Probably because some agonistics confuse themselves for atheists. It's happens a lot.
you have the same energy of That Kid.
>theres a reason guys trust me my dad works for god and he cant tell me why or even attempt to explain and our minds could never grasp it but theres a reason why that three year old kid died of leukemia and why that earthquake killed a thousand people and why ill never get laid
>t r u s t m e.
You're operating under the premise that there's nothing beyond your comprehension, that you definitively are not someone else's moron when we already have material evidence for the faulty nature of human perception, even compared to other worldly animals. You can't properly critique the doctrine of Christianity if you don't even understand that this hierarchy of perception is inherent to the faith. It's even codified via stories like Sodom and Gomorrah.
Everyone who saw them in the theater starting in 1999 knew they were dogshit. The new found positivity only came from zoomers who grew up with them as kids, and the comparison to how awful and soulless Disney is.
I don't think you meant to reply to me, but even so. The prequel hatred is childish and developmentally stunted.
>entire story is a prequel for the express purpose of backstory of 1 character, and naturally such a scenario relies on numberous contrivances to get where its goal is
Why is it so hard to acknowledge this and move on? Why must there be this impotent manchild rage over the course of 20 years?
oh look, someone's being a disingenuous snark machine on the internet.
but anon, isn't it encouraging that your hypocritical junkie parents will go to hell too?
I'm not asking sarcastically in any way, to be clear
the only bad part of american boomer christianity is that the homosexual clique in the redneck church will rather shun the kid than the parents in this situation
PreRec made me dislike Rich, but for different reasons. If you watch any episode it quickly becomes apparent that Rich doesn't especially like games, doesn't much knowledge or any interesting insights into them, and to make matters worse he is shit at playing them. Why would anyone give a frick what this guy has to say about games? Mike and Jay sometimes do research for their videos and bring up tidbits of trivia and behind-the-scenes stories, whereas Rich did nothing like this for his game reviews. Fat fricking time-waster, the show deserved to fail.
That's true. I enjoyed seeing him in pain playing PUBG tbh.
>I FRICKING LOVE SCIENCE stuff
I like Star Trek but it attracts so many moronic midwits like him into shouting this just like the preaching they supposedly hate
Jay is a notorious passive b***h. Mike and Rich have internal fights but their long history allows them to weather through the tough times.
Now that i think about it, they are pretty based
>they just make straight up to the point video reviews with no bullshit
That's not true at all.
>>not political at all on their social media or videos
This isn't true either.
Name one thing they were political about
id wager they made a joke about current events and that chud got triggered by it. all 3 of them do a terrible trump impression in the most recent video. thats enough for some people
"Manbabies" comment about TLJ haters is deep prog speak
I like Jay but was lowbrow gay twitter pandering
>but was
*but that was
Is jay gay?
they are at their best these days
Who cares about anything other than Best of the Worst or Wheel of the Worst/Black Tapes. Those are by far their best content. I don't give a shit what they think about the latest Netflix trash.
Best of the worst is great when its just Rich Mike and Jay I could give less of a frick about those other c**ts or Z list celebrity “guest stars”
I don't know why people want Patton gaywold back on.
they need a 4th one to bounce stuff off and I like it when there's more than 3 people there
I stopped watching and so can you, these threads are unnecessary
Blabbering denier
It's the best kind of episode
>why are luke and leia special? they're just some kids
>if I were obi-wan, i would kill luke, because he's vaders son
is mike mentally moronic/handicapped? serious question.
Do you think he had some recent health incident that's making him dumber or something brain damage related? He just seems really off.
Maybe he drunk himself moronic during the lockdowns.
Maybe his liver is finally starting to fail. Severe liver damage makes you act moronic.
He's vaccinated.
He watched Star Trek Picard: Season 2.
Mikes dad brain has been a meme since at least the first Jurassic World review which was in 2015
Vaxxed
He’s forty years old and has early Alzheimer’s. And he consumes alcohol every moment of the day which has killed his brain cells.
I haven't watched Obi-wan but in Disneywars, apparently there are force users everywhere now. In the OT it was implied that all but Obi-wan, Yoda and Vader were all that were left in terms of force users.
I get that. But if lineage doesn't fricking matter and nothing is inherited, why does it matter that Luke is the son of a mass murderer? Are sins inherted but being force sensitive isn't?
The two statements just seem like a weird juxtaposition to me...
>In the OT it was implied that all but Obi-wan, Yoda and Vader were all that were left in terms of force users.
Which in and on itself makes no sense, really.
You can't eradicate spirituality.
>You can't eradicate spirituality.
You can if the learning mechanism used to proficiency access that spirituality is completely destroyed.
you can tho, that's the whole point of the story
all that's supposed to be left at the end is Artoo telling the story to the whills
>You can't eradicate spirituality.
says the fricking american
go swill more goyslop you physically mentally and spirutually obese consoomer
>go swill more goyslop you physically mentally and spirutually obese consoomer
he's clearly shitposting you moron
oh, he was just pretending to be moronic?
btw. how does e-celeb wiener taste like, homosexual?
you'll understand when you grow up a little
that is the grown up understanding, stop being so gullible anon
In universe they're not particularly capable.
Leia fricking sucks and is irrelevant
As they said theres millions of force users all around the galaxy and luke isn't special as a force user.
The question is if the plot doesn't say they're special, what makes them special?
Because Anakin was the Chosen One meaning he has more Force potential than anyone else and he passed on that same potential to his kids
So lukes special for high midoclorian genetics
Does the plot know you only get 50% of each parents genes
Not in a galaxy far far away
>luke having a character arc is.... le bad
>luke refusing to kill vader makes him a creepy religious weirdo!!!
Rich is somehow dumber than mike
Be kind, he had some pretty rough birthday parties
>somehow
Rich doesn’t get Luke because his dad was a shitty drug addict
What did he want though? For luke to just kill everyone like a heckin badass? So then the jedi really are just all about murdering people with laser swords and he learned pretty much nothing throughout the movies and the sith are no different from the jedi? Such a nonsensical comment
He wants movies with Han Solo.
These threads feel like a circle jerk where everyone disingenuously misinterprets their opinions.
It's possible for a character to go through an arc without completely neutering their personality.
>Luke should stay a whiny brat!
>Luke was so emotionless and robotic in RotJ...the acting in these news Disney series is not!
I think they're just openly trolling.
I find Rich's assessment weird. He talks about how much he loves Jean-Luc Picard because of how mature and professional he is, but I guess it's a bad thing when Luke matures and acts like a professional.
It was a good video, I enjoyed it.
Their latest Obi Wan review made me think that they wished to like it so hard and they dismiss most of the plotholes as "it's back to having that cartooney vibe" which made it seem like a huge cope from their part.
Their review about Who Framed Roger Rabbit is fantastic though.
i hate you Black folk so much. critique is merely long form focused discussion and opinion. ya'll act like this critique is bad and this is good - you're literally being tribalistic about a group of peoples opinions online who make money by having you watch their opinions.
>don't criticize the critics!!!
Why not? These last few episodes suck dick and rich/mike are saying the stupidest shit imaginable.
you're "criticizing" someone (who you will never meet and discuss in any meaningful way in real life, any topic) else's opinions, who themselves are "criticizing" the opinions which lead to actions in creating media to be consumed for profit, read: a product (knowing that they'd never be able to talk to the media creators and have any real in-depth conversation about the artistic process in real life).
do you genuinely not understand how abstract and convoluted this is? to go even a layer of depth deeper in the abstraction to argue about it on some anon board? to defend people, or attack people you've likely had a parasocial relationship with in your own mind?
it is literal Black person behaviour, except most Black folk don't posses the IQ necessary to get this deep in abstract concepts. this is literally the domain of bored white men with no lot in life to tender so they get lost in abstraction as a means to fill the void in their life. i hate you all. stop consuming.
>criticizing critics is too abstract a concept
People have been criticizing critics since time immemorial it's how people like Socrates became famous.
>i'm criticizing 3 40 year old men talking about a star wars tv show in 2022 produced and owned by disney
>basically i am Socrates
kys homosexual
i am Socrates
>kys homosexual
Ironically Socrates was forced to kill himself.
>weird diatribe about people who criticize other people who criticize other people on a taiwanese basket weaving forum
>muh Black folk
>being white means b***hing about what people talk about on Cinemaphile
how about you stop thinking about black dicks for a second before commenting on anyones IQ, amerimutt?
been a minute since you posted black and dicks in the same sentence right? just had to wiggle that in there?
Someone spouts his stupid opinion, we call his opinion stupid, what's so convoluted about that, you actual fricking moron?
It's just because he's a reddit fedora who finds Luke's association with a religious order to be offputting, that colors all of his Star Wars opinions. If you ever watched the Pre Rec streams you'd know dude went to the Bill Hicks school of edgy katana weilding trench coat wearing autists
What if I just think they're homosexuals?
I think their criticisms are bad and they're fat and ugly, but I like that about them so you're not allowed to be angry at me
Picard really broke them didn't it?
Yep, they gave up all hope after they saw Picard.
I wish they'd make a video or two where they just let Mike ramble on about ghosts, ghost shows, the ghost tours he's been on, etc, in as much detail as he wants. It's always fun as frick when he's given a chance to talk about this stuff, but they never give him the chance to go into full autist mode.
>Still shitting on Rogue One
are they? fricking hell they're obsessed
as they should. worst movie i have ever seen in my life
Passionless middle-aged sellouts but they didn't actually sellout to anyone in particular, they're just broken and empty. Reva was actually good! It worked!
sure but why did mike stop wearing eyeliner?
this shows the 'full, partial, none' progression with time btw
>mike still thinks his palpy is professional quality
you must be literally autistic to no understand that he was joking.
no, you must be autistic to not understand when a self-deprecating joke is really fishing for compliments.
Hayden has such a shitty haircut there. That homie got to get that shit touched up.
Don't think he cares. Isn't he living the cozy farm life?
>The original Star Wars was a cheap movie.
>The Last Jedi was great, those who didn't like Luke on the verge of killing Kylo Ren are just a bunch of manbabies.
He didn't say it was great, he realized that the last star war fans are disney manbabies so you can't have the good guys carry out swift murder
he seemed little bit too normal after 1-4 review so he had to walk it back to keep his status of wierd torture fetishes who loves daisy ridley
The "I'm not like the other virginal nerds" is the only bad point about them. If they could aknowledge cultural agendas without becoming one-track "anti-sjw" youtubers it'd be good
but no we gotta pretend "yeah ok sure you found Rey very charismatic, aham totally"
The thing is, they will never denounce that. They aren't anti-sjw, they're all progressives.
meh they can certainly recognize it at times with Brie Larson or moments in TLJ etc.
But they blatantly don't wanna be perceived as 'sexist incel blablabla' so you get these absolute fat gross nerds who think we'll see them as normie stud chads because they said they like Rey or the black lady's acting was good or some shit (Rich bothers on moviebob with that type of shit)
>the black lady's acting
I don't think any of them said that. I think they just said they liked the character after all the reveals. I agree in theory but the actress ruined it for me with how she played it.
I think they did in the 1st since it was right after the marketing's "like her or you're racist" blitzkrieg campaign
>they said they like Rey or the black lady's acting was good or some shit
Worse, at one point they said that Reva was redeemed at the end of the season. It made no sense, there's no redemption for that character, unless they have not watched 3/4 of the Kenobi miniseries.
this dude was hamming it up perfectly and was kind of entertaining and he just fricking dissapears halfway into the show. frick disney.
that was exaggerated off-the-cuff banter but in context mostly true. Appearance aside, Daisy Ridley in TFA was in fact more charismatic than Felicity Jones was in Rogue One.
Rey was still a shit character and both TFA and TLJ are shit movies.
she's cuter I guess, in a younger innocent wide-eyed underdog vibe at the start, but that's not the reasoning behind any of their statement about her charisma (since those reasons are kinda sexist)
it's similar to them making any other "I'm not like one of THOSE rapist nazi nerds" before saying anything bad about purple haired officer, it's just spinelessness in front of pressure to fit (as if we would go "oh Rich isnt a fat monstruous nerd, he's actually a cool chill cosmopolitan sophisticated liberal casanova")
Has any episode aged worse than the People vs George Lucas one?
>”why does Obi-Wan care so much about Luke?”
What the frick has happened to Mike
dementia, alcoholism, loneliness, prostate the size of tv from 80's, childless.
No, he knocked up that redhead that used to be in their early vids. He's got a bastard out in the wilderness somewhere.
>why are Luke and Leia so important?
Childless weirdos everyone.
Yeah idk wtf that was about; they are important because they are Vader's children and the point of the prequels was to show Luke wasn't the special one it was Anakin
Have you seen the state of cinema? There is quite literally fricking nothing for them to review
Three of the last highest grossing films were for children if it's not indie woke shit it's big budget woke shit. There aren't any interesting movies anymore
They choose to review the worst of the worst.
It’s not about what they’re reviewing. It’s the standard of their conversations, which have plummeted recently.
then they can do BoW, reviews or whatever. instead they are just having a conversation without anything being said
And ofc the israelite has a little pro-TLJ moment.
Where?
29min10, also talks about the "man babies"...
It's kind of fascinating that people who constantly b***h about the prequels call others "man-babies" for complaining about the sequels.
They're still seething relentlessly over the prequels. Every time they discuss Disney era Star Wars they give some non-committal low effort "ehh its fine" review and then spend most of the time just shitting on the prequels and George Lucas in general, and most of the criticism is just them being mad that George didn't do what they wanted him to do (and most of their ideas are moronic so its a good thing he didn't).
because they're right in that it did ruined star wars - be it in terms of lore or what people think of when they think of a certain character
>sociopath eunuch jedi
>obi wan and anakin's friendship
>vader being some whiny schoolshooter
>it did ruined star wars - be it in terms of lore or what people think of when they think of a certain character
Literally no one under the age of 35 thinks this
If you were a kid during the prequels you like it out of nostalgia, same as any 12 year old today who met star wars through disney products
But Mike is clearly right about the empty friendship being a hole in characters' story, therefore there isnt much you can do with the material
12 year olds don't like disnoy wars anon
>caring what non-humans think
Why?
I do, get bent zoomer b***h
You're a figment of my imagination
>old jedi are uptight incels who get backstabbed because they're out of touch
>luke touches grass and wins against sithjews where they couldn't
no clue how you people think this ruined the OT if anything it made it better
considering they immediatly followed through with the prequels' concepts where Luke dies some virgin sociopath monk, i have to say i dont agree. In Lucas' mind Luke simply became a prequel jedi
also the entirety of jedi were ruined. They have little bureacratic schools and are enlisted as 7 year olds or some shit. This is all stupid and non-magical
The Sith are the sociopaths and they rooted out a flawed bureaucratic religious society which was still overall positive for the galaxy
I also found it interesting that they would have maybe survived if they didn't break their own rigid principles to take in Anakin, who was instrumental to their downfall
I fundamentally disagree with your opinion on this, and let's agree to disagree so I can sperg out at other people in the thread
Technically the jedi are volcels
>"George Lucas doesn't know how to write characters or direct actors" - Mike Stoklasa
to be generously fair. they went full moron filming with amateur digital cameras. movie would've been 50% better ifthey used some 80s or 90s profesional movie film cameras. they were too cheap.
you really don't get it all do you. is that really what you believe makes a film good?
>why does Obi-Wan care about Luke
What am I listening to?
Because he’s the orphan of Obi-Wan’s friends
Because he’d almost certainly be in danger if discovered
Because Obi-Wan is one of the few people that could potentially protect him
Yea that was really weird. No idea how he could possibly think that. Then again he also said they should have eradicated all the synths in Star Trek Picard.
I did like his idea about lightsabers. Except I don't understand why he thinks a lightsaber would be a good weapon against a blaster if you can't use it to deflect shots. But either way JJ ruined that with Fin using it to fight.
In one breath Mike goes from (rightfully) criticising Lucas for a lack of emotional understanding, to questioning why Obi-Wan cares about baby Luke after the events of ROTS.
It's out
>want to avoid doing "this is just fine" reviews
>do 2 hours long video on the Obi Wan Kenobi show
And it's kino.
homosexual manchildren. jay less so than the others.
He got dabbed on so hard by Rick Worley he doesn't know what to do so he just repeats the same shit over and over.
that lifeless homosexual sounds like a absolute pseud
he's the only good homosexual in my book
I like Mike's Trump and Palpatine impressions.
I got about halfway through. Mike’s unenthusiasm isn’t entertaining anymore. They used to have some wit.
they pay rich in weed
Say what you want, but Obi-wan and Yoda teaming up with Sheev and Vader to kill Plageus would be kino. It's no more absurd than anything else Disney has done.
that's preferable to talking about the garbage people are putting out
I hope they just retire HitB and stick with BotW and Re:View
I don't care. Why do you keep posting about these losers? It's Youtuber eceleb shite. Frick off.
I don't get people who complain about studios shitting out new sequels, prequels, reboots, etc only to be first in line when the next one is out. Why feed the beast you hate so much?
For years now TLM has been saying Star Wars releases are derivative and no more stories can be told from it yet they keep reviewing Disney products.
>yet they keep reviewing Disney products.
And giving them mostly good reviews at that.
>And giving them mostly good reviews at that.
Are we watching the same videos?
Rich said Obi-Wan was a super okay series, which is an objectively preposterous claim. Probably to troll the audience and to be contrary to the across-the-board harsh criticisms to the show. I've noticed over the years Rich has this compulsion to be unique and different with his opinions and it often results in him being contrary for absolutely zero good reason. All of RLM is kinda like that but Rich has it the worst.
>super okay series
glad to see the Nerd Crew back together!
I just now saw this because YouTube didnt notify me of the new episode. What in the absolute frick
Jay wants to review movies and Mike wants to pull out a crumpled piece of paper with plotholes on it
>Batman is 3 hours long, we're not watching that!
>oh hey did you see the latest random TV series on streaming service most people don't have?
>Let's watch and love all three holland movies before being wishy-washy but still loving Dr Strange!
They really are disney shills
your future in an image here zoomers
Give the almost 50 year old boys a break, you mellow down as you age and it's difficult to feel strongly about things anymore, it's just a few things they're extra autistic about at this point (Star Trek).
The next step in growing old is starting to worry about how things affect the youth. In 10 years, they're unironically going to condemn "unnecessary gore".
The Force in the OT was heavily implied to be an extremely rare thing that most people didn't even believe in. Obi-Wan says they were "guardians of peace and justice for over a thousand generations" but that doesn't mean they should have had some gigantic temple in the capital city where they add thousands of "younglings" to their ranks every year.
>thousands
there's only like two dozen kids in the temple at a time and the Jedi are basically the state religion in a galaxy of trillions
that's pretty fricking rare
>there's only like two dozen kids in the temple at a time
Yoda is not the only teacher, for fricks sake. Don't be daft.
>the Jedi are basically the state religion
No they're not, not even close.
yeah bro that's why they're secret agents sent on government missions, generals in the government's army, active in the highest levels of government, and their order has a mutual relationship with the values of the government. Cause they aren't affiliated with the state
"state religion" doesn't imply dogmatic control of the society, the fricking UK and Sweden have state religions and those countries are also corrupt rotting husks of their former selves
during the clone wars there are roughly 10.000 Jedis in the known galaxy and they’re an organized religion that had a very high regard in the galactic community for eons, so it’s not too far off thinking that they would have a massive temple in an Ecumenopolis, considering weird american christian sects can built mega churches with their following
It’s amazing the way their videos keep getting longer but the content is thinner than ever.
They're editing the conversations less because they keep jumping one topic to another all the time now. Impossible to edit around that.
I thought Cinemaphile liked RLM. Why the switch? Did Plinkett get too popular for the contrarians?
they expressed both praise and criticism for Obi Wan show so Cinemaphile, incapable of balanced critical thought, is roasting them alive
They praised fricking Riva.
to be fair i did disagree with a lot of what they said about Obi Wan, including praising Reva (who really seemed underdeveloped to me...) but i agreed with a lot of their criticisms as well
>why don't they have the same opinions and hate they did 20 years ago!?!
Gee I don't know anon, maybe because they grew up and learned to let things go and that literally who gives a shit about lore in Star Wars, it's all nonsense to begin with.
You'll understand it one day. You'll just wake up and suddenly things you used to be passionate about will no longer move you, and you'll find new things to be passionate about.
People get old. They're all over 40, and two of them have been fatasses for over a decade. Not to mention the heavy boozing on Mike's part isn't helping his mental faculties.
I'd also add they accomplished their collective dream and made a feature length film which flopped. Add on top of that the state of their favorite franchises, and the money they rake it from Patreon.
So, all of those factors, you get people that aren't awful, but aren't exactly hitting high notes. Not much motivation to make quality content, just content that keeps the money flowing.
I'd further add it's why their content is censored and cut the way it is (monetization) and why they don't really fight against DMCA's much at this point.
old burnouts, never made anything good
Are they genuinely paid by Disney?
Are you genuinely moronic?
that's okay, I'm fine with them rambling about anything, it's still usually interesting
frick rlm
which one? or are you an orgy kind of guy?
>which one? or are you an orgy kind of guy?
A guy defending them yesterday even admitted he was 24 lol
This explains who would be deranged enough to spam the board with posts about how Kenobi is misunderstood and actually hecking better than the prequels
Shame they're not a cute white girl, they could really be raking it in.
"star wars was saved in editing" - mike stoklasa
"daisy ridley is charismatic as hell" - jay bauman
"solo: a star wars story was the best star wars movie since return of the jedi (until the release of Obi-Wan Kenobi" - rich evans
"I fricking love MovieBlob" - Jack Packard"
"Should be, should be" - "The Wizard" thoughts on if Harvey Weinstein should be in jail while ruining a great joke between Jay and Rich.
Need to add
"I loved it [the Force Awakens]" - Mike Stoklasa
I can’t believe how lenient they were with the production value of the Obi-Wan series.
There are scenes throughout that look like they were short in a parking lot by high schoolers. Or out in the woods behind someone’s house.
the series was extremely expensive but thanks to cronyism and fraud disney is no longer capable of hiring and paying for competent production
More likely it was a case of embezzlement. There’s a reason all these big budget shows and movies look like complete shit. The people making them are artificially inflating the costs and then pocketing the money.
>dude why did Obi Wan in the OT even care about Luke? lol
>I would have just killed the kid because he was Vader's son lol
I hate star wars but their inability to understand basic movie/story ideas is baffling. I think this is the final nail in the coffin where they're not insightful, they're just kinda sort of entertaining at this point. But even then it's a waste of time if they're moronic.
RLM is now worse than the drinker or cinemasins, at least the cinemasins format means I can timeskip through that homosexual's misfirings of degraded nu-humor
questioning the basic assumptions of the series is easily the best takes in their reviews.
you can tell they just roll the camera and try to come up with an hour's worth of sugar-coating so they can collect an influencer fee.
as long as they occasionally point me towards a The Kid Detective I don't mind.
You know what they haven't pointed you toward? The hundreds of better movies that were made. Yay, they pointed you toward a new movie that was hella epic. But they never point people toward actually good older movies. That's why I have lost interest in them. I haven't even see this Kid Detective movie but I know I won't give a shit about it.
Kid Detective is kino and I wouldn't have known about it if they didn't mention it.
You probably think movies are "kino" that I would hate 10 minutes in. We're too different.
You Marvel super fans are the worst. You probably think Endgame is literally better than Citizen Kane.
I don't know how you concluded I'm a Marvel fan from what I've been saying. But you're beyond wrong. I don't watch them, nor own streaming services, the last 25 movies I even watched were Zatoichi. Before that I watched all 6 Lone Wolf films and Female Prisoner #701: Scorpion. I own nearly all of Charles Bronson movies, McQueen, and Eastwood.
>kinophiles who only watch manly man films
thanks, today's entertainment media makes enough shallow pandering trash for me
Yes, Female Prisoner is totally manly...so is Zatoichi..haha..moron.
It would have been less gay to take a picture of your gay porn collection.
>We're too different.
and that's a good thing
You can just look at their thumbnails if you needed recs
>But they never point people toward actually good older movies.
perhaps you should sub to The Critical Drinker anon, he regularly gives his fanbase tips about obscure older films like Predator and Conan The Barbarian.
He's a homosexual and so are you.
It really is though. God bless.
>obscure older films like Predator and Conan The Barbarian.
Is this sarcasm?
I only like best of the worst. Actually I only like best of the worst black spine edition.
>Cinemaphile STILL seething about them
How do they do it? It's incredible.
>How do they do it? It's incredible.
they're pic related
You know what was weird anons? In the last video Rich asks as a joke if Qui-Gon ever met Darth Plagueis. Rich knows nothing about the EU, but that actually literally happened in the Darth Plagueis novel. Qui-Gon didn't know he was a Sith Lord though. Qui-Gon only knew him as a wealthy businessman.
He says that to look cool but he knows/reads it, think the same thing happened with talking about darth mauls legs
Yeah, Rich is always like "Uhhh, I happened to hear this thing that perfectly fits what we need to talk about."
Deflecting from how terrible Obi-Wan is by whining about the prequels again for the millionth time. Yep those darn prequels destroyed it all! despite the prequels being immensely popular from the get-go and continues to gain popularity over the years. They'll never admit they're objectively wrong, they'll never admit Disney is churning out objectively worse Star Wars.
I like Red Letter Media but I'm really sick of how they use the prequels as their scapegoat for everything.
you spergs are going nuts today lol
Jay Bauman, director of Space Cop, on the director Todd Philips
>I was always fascinated by him, even though his movies are shit. Joker is clearly a derivative of movies like Taxi Driver or King of Comedy and it shows.
Jay Bauman, director of Pork Pork in Space, on women in film
>Dude I enjoy the most grotesque and despicable movies imaginable but if there's a rape scene in there we're going to have a problem. A female nudity is the worst thing to ever happen on film, besides a rape scene
Jay Bauman, director of Space Cop, on the director Rian Johnson.
>I wouldn't call The Last Jedi bad. It's messy. It's a messy movie, but it's definetaly not a bad movie. I must point out, even though it's completely irrelevant, that rey isn't a mary sue in this film. Mike, are you ready to mention how we hate TLJ, even though we never say it was a bad movie?
Mike Stoklasa, director of The Recovered on the director JJ Abrams and George Lucas
>JJ Abrams should have directed the prequels and George Lucas should have directed people to their seats in the theater.
Rich Evans, producer of Gorilla Interrupted on Ready Player One
>the main character shouldn't be a boring wet straight white rice male motherfricker.
Mike Stoklasa, director of Oranges: Revenge of the Eggplants on Star Wars The Force Awakens
>I loved it. It was everything I hoped it would be. But I was disappointing but the lack of interracial romance in film. I hoped there would be romance between Rey and Finn, or Finn and Poe. The movie really lacked that.
Rich Evans, actor from Recipe for Disaster: A Monkey Man Tale on The Last Jedi and Solo: A Star Wars Story
>The character of luke was fine TLJ. In fact, it was one of the best parts of the movie. Also, Solo: A Star Wars Story was the best Star Wars movie since Return of the Jedi. I really loved it.
Jack Packard, creator of Hey Hey Hee hee(The Pee Pee Song) video
>I'm not a fan of AVGN poop toilet humor
>dude did you know that the character work in these movies from 20 years ago was clumsy?
>no need to thank me for informing you of this thing I've been seething about for 20 years
They will never let it go just like how liberals will never do the same with Trump
The constant need to mention the prequels as though those movies have zero value is bizarre to me.
They’re basically the modern Roger Ebert or other hack critics who shat on the Thing when it first came out. It hurts their ego to even to do some re evaluation
It's because they're adherents of the first ever consumer religion, and the bad new stuff is heretical innovation, while puppeting the corpse of the good old stuff is not as bad
You saw Rich spell it out with Picard when he called it "secular blasphemy" which was probably the most insightful and self-aware thing that moron has ever said, though it's been obvious for a very long time to thinking people
I loved it Jay
It was perfect in every way
>Jay's "manbabies" comment
This is such pathetic pandering to twitter normies
They will shit on the prequels for literally no reason at all when no one was even talking about the prequels.
But when it comes to Disney trilogy they make sure to take a measured, balanced approach like "Yeah it wasn't PERFECT, but it didn't derserve all the hate from pathetic manchildren"
It is so dishonest and slimy.
Mike and Rich have a lot of Star Trek knowledge, but when it comes to Star Wars they are normie tier at best.
As they should, Star Wars is babbie tier sci-fi
>eventually start shitting on RotJ
They're barely even functioning above the neck lmao.
Liking Star Wars can be both low and high iq. Calling Star Wars science fiction is just low iq.
Adulthood is realizing that Space Cop is beyond shit becuase they held it as a complementary activity aside form their youtube main output. If you have ever done anything artistic you know that more often than not it takes an irrational ammount of time for it to be actualized how you initialy dreamed it to be.
Since they were doing all their shows Space Cop was made without dedication and most importantly love for it. They just sneaked in sessions instead of melting themselves and living and breathing the project, halting everything else and only doing that for the sake of it. I may sound like a cop out letting them out of the hook by proving that we haven't seen their full potential in full display but the truth is that this is an even bigger indictment. Since these self proclaimed artists can't even dare to live in and for their art.
And at this point with all of them nearing their 50s familyless the husk that holds their ever eroding cowardly soulds will never dare. Hopefuly those patreonbucks were worth it Mike, Jay and Rich but you know what we all know the truth. Financial stability doesn't compare with the glory that is touching eternity.
Space cop was the straw that broke the camels back
Rich will become even fatter and die. Jay will become a male prostitute, get pozzed with actual Black person AIDS and die. israelite Cucklasa will commit suicide __________________________
When they "reviewed" Fresh in the 2022 roundup vid, they said pretty much nothing about it. That was where I finally gave up on them.
>It's george lucas, not modern disney's fault
Anybody who still take these idiots seriously need to put a 12 gauge into their fricking mouth.
Pre-2009, pre-Plinkett prequel bashing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMYp8pek0zk
>balding nerds
>"comedians"
>the fricking simpsons
I think the point is that it has always existed long before plinkett.
Yes and these same manchildren like pics OP still seethe 2 decades later
Nobody thinks Plinkett invented the criticism, they think it codified and spread the criticism with bad arguments / nonarguments like "you may not have noticed it... but your brain did :DDDD"
there was a period of time spanning from 2009 to about 2017 where you would get beaten down with copypasta from these reviews if you expressed that any part of the prequels was even decent, which is still ongoing to an extent
stupid c**ts will come out of the woodwork to seethe at you if you say the Kamino scenes had perfect effects
Then the guys who made them will come out and give a pass to Kenobi which is literally worse in every way but um it looks jankier and it has familiar characters and the lightsabers don't move as fast 🙂
Yeah. Prequel hate started before RLM but it feels like their reviews caused a second wave of prequel hate and steered the consensus in a more negative direction. It’s like how hate for Dane Cook, Nickelback, Dragon Ball GT, etc started off as normal hate but then exploded into meme-level hate.
I wonder if any of these people actually grew up and didn’t still seethe about apparent movies “made for kids” today
Simon Pegg said he regrets the Jar Jar and Lucas bashing. Linkara also acknowledges that people who grew up with the prequels have a different POV on them than him, and said the Plinkett reviews haven’t aged well in spots
id wager the bad spots are where mike says the r-slur
I’m guessing it’s the Nadine kidnapping parts
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lmao, Simpson's criticism is literally "We're brainlets, just give us the pew pew" It's rare to see that amount of honesty coming from x-genners.
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you're pozzed
NOOOO IT'S ALL MIKE'S FAULT HE KILLED GEORGE LUCAS
Based Mike
May be the most reddit twitter post I've read in my life.
Your pic is the most gen X image I've ever seen.
Mike has exposed himself to be a huge opinion hack
>likes zombie Simpsons
>like Star Trek Into Darkness
>like nu Wars shit
>hates TNG classic ep "Parallels"
Rich is just as bad. To him anything that pushes atheism or anti-religion is automatically certified gold.
where did mike say he likes recent simpsons? where did he say he likes into darkness? to my mind he's only expressed praise for Mandalorian and Obi Wan
as for the TNG episode who cares
>where did mike say he likes recent simpsons?
On the episode where him and Jay talk about how the Simpsons predicted covid, he said how he still watches the show and likes it.
>where did he say he likes into darkness?
In the Half in the Bag review of it he said it was a "fun ride".
>to my mind he's only expressed praise for Mandalorian and Obi Wan
He didn't hate Solo, and liked TFA.
>as for the TNG episode who cares
It shows he has shit taste. "Parallels" is an ep that is universally praised.
Mike is the funniest one.
Jay has the best taste (even though he sometimes says extremely moronic shit like Daisy Ridley is charismatic).
Rich is funny sometimes when he isn't pushing his atheist or liberal opinions.
>convinced the world that Episode 1's plot makes no sense because "they just want Amidala to sign some papers hurr durr"
>convinced the world that elaborate duels = BAD
>convinced Disney that JJ would be a good director for Star Wars
>now they unironically like the Obi-Wan show
Quite literally the source of most of Star Wars' evils in the last 15 years
yeah, I liked ep1 when I was 12 or so.
Never watched any star wars movie after that tho.
well at least the cancer they helped create also killed their beloved Star Trek
>now they unironically like the Obi-Wan show
that's really the takeaway that everyone on this board keeps spouting? did you even watch the video? at best i'd say each of them give it a 5/10
They were right about everything.
Based and correct
I acknowledge their flaws and I think they have some very bad opinions on some things. However I still enjoy their videos because they are funny and comfy.
>I acknowledge their flaws and I think they have some very bad opinions on some things. However I still enjoy their videos because they are funny and comfy.
They aren't all that funny though.
>I acknowledge their flaws and I think they have some very bad opinions on some things. However I still enjoy their videos because they are funny and comfy.
yes those poor beta cucks who enjoy things
look down on them wont you. yes you are superior in your misery. when you commit suicide by cop youll have the last laugh i promise incel. in the mean time star wars is too woke now #firekathleenkennedy
What you're describing is just the new George Lucas raped my childhood.
>Enjoying the same people who ramble for 30+ minutes saying they like or give a pass to all Disney shows/movies who are subsequently continuing to further make Star Wars more woke
They are poor beta cucks
As far as TFA goes, I remember Rich saying it was just fine and competently made, and that's all it had to be. Mike and Jay agreed, and they said the real test would be what they did after that. That's hardly "liking" TFA.
“I loved it” -Mike Stocklasa
Jack is funny when he's drunk.
His excitement and energy makes a good counterbalance to Mike's depressed cynicism.
Because their brain dead fan base pays them to talk about bullshit now and like anyone, they accept it because it's easy money.
>They just ramble about nothing nowadays.
everything sucks now, there's nothing to look forward to, nothing will ever be good again. how many witty ways are there to say that?
I watch their re:views and their BOTW. But these videos where they just complain about [insert latest comic book/disney thing] are fricking awful.
It's the exact kind of shit they were against a few years ago, a bunch of nerds sitting around arguing about a corporate "franchise". I mean "the nerd crew" was a parody of this kind of bullshit and now they're doing it for real.
But it's what you c**ts want. If you look at the viewcount on these vids it's always absurdly high.
I think Mike and Rich did at least make fun of the SJW pandering in the new Picard show a little bit tbh
They're basically 90's libtards who don't like the logical progression which those very beliefs entail. Anyway, I think Picard really did break them, and they had a choice between finding fulfillment outside of entertainment media or submitting and taking what they can get. Hence their praise of Kenobi, and even that is faint and reluctant.
They do it because their fanbase will continue to defend their laziness and samegay each other here and across the web in general. This time they were “based for no ads” even though they clearly put ad breaks in their purposefully drawn out videos