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I bet he just sold the movie solely on the premise and only realized how thin it was until he started fleshing it out. The whole thing is half-baked from the plot to the ending to the homelessness satire that just gets dropped as soon as he puts on the glasses.
I bet he just sold the movie solely on the premise and only realized how thin it was until he started fleshing it out. The whole thing is half-baked from the plot to the ending to the homelessness satire that just gets dropped as soon as he puts on the glasses.
>everything after the fight in the alley is a waste of time >after
Yeah, the hero wants a black sidekick so bad, they spend 5 minutes beating the shit out of each other.
>And all movies in the 1970s. Except for Star Trek and Star Wars.
homie u wot? Star Trek: The Motion Picture is dull as shit and way too long. Even as a star trek fan that movie is extremely boring.
As long as we agree STD is garbage then I'm happy and I will not object if you call post-STD Trek garbage. Actually, I stopped watching any new Trek after the vomit-inducing STD with their horrendous-looking Klingons and that awful spore drive and so much more trash.
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>As long as we agree STD is garbage then I'm happy
You are happy, then
STTMP is frickign great and maybe the only pure sci fi movie to hit the mainstream.
It has it's pacing problems when it gushes about it's high budget models ans stuff but it's great.
>Capekino are never boring, contrarian scum.
Lmao the last "capekino" was made by Nolan for DC and Ironman1 for Marvel. >muh dogshit genre salad with cgi action figures smashing into cgi stuff >fun
pick one, kiddo
Your mom's sex tape
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You fricker I came here to say the same
He cute. I want to sex him.
Le Samourai.
you have been filtered
there is so much going on in the first 30 minutes if you have the eyes to see
The first half is great, but everything after the fight in the alley is a waste of time. Carpenter had no idea how to end this movie.
I bet he just sold the movie solely on the premise and only realized how thin it was until he started fleshing it out. The whole thing is half-baked from the plot to the ending to the homelessness satire that just gets dropped as soon as he puts on the glasses.
It's based on a novel, you fricking morons.
and?
so obviously Craven wasn't fumbling for an ending when the ending was in the book you crummy dope
Craven? It's also not based on a novel. It's "based on" a 6 page short story.
no
he had no idea how to get to the ending which is the allegorical solution to our real world problem
>everything after the fight in the alley is a waste of time
>after
Yeah, the hero wants a black sidekick so bad, they spend 5 minutes beating the shit out of each other.
>Name a more boring movie.
All the movies in the /film/ threads. Also, BR2049. And all movies in the 1970s. Except for Star Trek and Star Wars.
>And all movies in the 1970s. Except for Star Trek and Star Wars.
homie u wot? Star Trek: The Motion Picture is dull as shit and way too long. Even as a star trek fan that movie is extremely boring.
YOU ARE NOT A TRUE TREK FAN, YOU BLASPHEMOUS CANKER SORE ON A FERENGI'S BUTT!
All trek after 1968 goes directly into the trash.
Only true for STD, the disease that ruined Star Trek.
All nuTrek is bad and doesn't count
As long as we agree STD is garbage then I'm happy and I will not object if you call post-STD Trek garbage. Actually, I stopped watching any new Trek after the vomit-inducing STD with their horrendous-looking Klingons and that awful spore drive and so much more trash.
>As long as we agree STD is garbage then I'm happy
You are happy, then
STTMP is frickign great and maybe the only pure sci fi movie to hit the mainstream.
It has it's pacing problems when it gushes about it's high budget models ans stuff but it's great.
Dune
They Sleep
Stalker
only boring if you are a westoid and not christian
Almost anything made by a Disney-owned franchise in the last five years.
Ita not boring but the music brings it down.
Show Ridney Piper walking
>Three low bass notes
>a little steel drum
>repeat for an hour & 30
Anything made by Villememe. Or capeshit.
Capekino are never boring, contrarian scum.
>Capekino are never boring, contrarian scum.
Lmao the last "capekino" was made by Nolan for DC and Ironman1 for Marvel.
>muh dogshit genre salad with cgi action figures smashing into cgi stuff
>fun
pick one, kiddo
That french one where you look at a building for like 15 minutes.
you dirty motherfricker
2001. Million Dollar Baby. House of the Devil.