but if they put out shitty movies they (in their disgusting slant-eyed panty sniffing minds) reduce the value of the spiderman franchise for Marvel and Disney, leaving a greater market share potentially open for themselves. Never underestimate the stinking evil of the nip zaibatsu businessman's mind
This going to ruin Spider Man brand so
much. How many times people going to be cool with another Spider Man reboot, another movie on Z lost character? Last SM made a billion off Tugboat. Even Batman most popular comic character at the time people had an enough after Batman & Robin and took a cooling off period.
that is literally just a reddit meme, you fricking gay.
and even if that were true, they make multiple Spider Man related movies every year. literally no need for tis shit
That is true. That was confirmed in the documents leaked during the Sony hack a decade ago, along with the rules and stipulations that owning the Spider-Man IP comes with, like Peter always has to be white and heterosexual
For memes and girls. I hate to say it but it wasn't meant for you, Incel. Girls with friends will go see this for fun and girls with boyfriends will see it for Valentine's and femcels will see it hoping to see you jerking off in the back row but you wont be there 🙁 youre breaking hearts, op 🙁
>literally spent 4 dollars and 80 cents to make the movie poster
I don't know if to laugh or cringe...
or maybe they noticed they spend too much on advertising for movies that don't turn a profit?
looks like a straight to video movie you would find in a 5 dollar bin in a gas station
do those even exist anymore?
Please make capeshit stop. We're getting like 9 movies and 4 tv shows per year on the level of Ben Affleck daredevil and catwoman, I want to off myself
They DON'T know that. They think they are making hot shit. That this hot stuff always lose millions is just circumstantial. It's covid's fault; they are waiting to watch it on streaming; racist chuds boycotted it; actually it did really well you conspiracy theorist!
because they know I want to watch Dakota Johnson ooze sex
Brain rot
I can’t believe they hired the ugliest, flattest, israeliteiest looking girl to play the Fifty Shades b***h.
Absolutely insane.
In order to keep the rights to Spider-Man they're forced to put out garbage like this every year.
Would putting out a good movie loose them the rights?
but if they put out shitty movies they (in their disgusting slant-eyed panty sniffing minds) reduce the value of the spiderman franchise for Marvel and Disney, leaving a greater market share potentially open for themselves. Never underestimate the stinking evil of the nip zaibatsu businessman's mind
This going to ruin Spider Man brand so
much. How many times people going to be cool with another Spider Man reboot, another movie on Z lost character? Last SM made a billion off Tugboat. Even Batman most popular comic character at the time people had an enough after Batman & Robin and took a cooling off period.
that is literally just a reddit meme, you fricking gay.
and even if that were true, they make multiple Spider Man related movies every year. literally no need for tis shit
That is true. That was confirmed in the documents leaked during the Sony hack a decade ago, along with the rules and stipulations that owning the Spider-Man IP comes with, like Peter always has to be white and heterosexual
to retain the spider-man movie license
For memes and girls. I hate to say it but it wasn't meant for you, Incel. Girls with friends will go see this for fun and girls with boyfriends will see it for Valentine's and femcels will see it hoping to see you jerking off in the back row but you wont be there 🙁 youre breaking hearts, op 🙁
Brain rot
This will outperform the marvels, the mcu is finished.
Sony is full of morons
>literally spent 4 dollars and 80 cents to make the movie poster
I don't know if to laugh or cringe...
or maybe they noticed they spend too much on advertising for movies that don't turn a profit?
looks like a straight to video movie you would find in a 5 dollar bin in a gas station
do those even exist anymore?
>its ma'am
I'm mad that they wasted Sweeney on a character that wasn't Black Cat
I'm surprised she doesn't even get her name on the poster, I thought she was a rising star?
This is capeshit. They will cover her up or CGI her chest smaller
Just imagine. It makes me weep to consider how close we were.
I bet some woman nagged a higher up CEO until they agreed to it
Gagged*
pegged*
I will be there day one to jerk off to Sydney and Dakota in the theater
Brain rot
Should probably wait a while for a matinee if that’s what you want to do.
hell yeah 4 girlbosses > 1, let's go
Please make capeshit stop. We're getting like 9 movies and 4 tv shows per year on the level of Ben Affleck daredevil and catwoman, I want to off myself
i assume they have to make x films every so many years in order to maintain their control of the property.
why does every woman keeps getting facial bogged surgery only to look like ezra miller
troony agenda
I'll download it if there's scenes like this.
Dakota has that sexo energy Vanessa Kirby and Natalie Dormer have
Brain rot
Based but this nu Marvel so don't expect kino like that
sony is wasting attractive women so they can't cast them for mcu movies
4d chess
More like Isabella Boner! Get it? Because she is attractive and facilitates the growth of erections!
>Dakota Johnson
>Isabela Moner
>Sydney Sweeney
>Emma Roberts
Cast for Cinemaphile's pleasure
Exactly. I'm almost embarassed to be sharing a board with all the homosexuals complaining about this.
Rain brot.
damn right
MAAM WEB SISTERS
NOW IT'S OUR TIME
will still watch it for Sydney
Is that Nash Bridges' daughter?
no, its sonny crockett's daughter
They DON'T know that. They think they are making hot shit. That this hot stuff always lose millions is just circumstantial. It's covid's fault; they are waiting to watch it on streaming; racist chuds boycotted it; actually it did really well you conspiracy theorist!