>They say your son squealed like a girl when they nailed him to the cross.
>And your wife moaned like a prostitute when they ravaged her again, and again... and again.
Realistically, how do you respond without sounding mad?
>They say your son squealed like a girl when they nailed him to the cross.
The prostitute store called, and they're running out of your wife
Whoa.
Why? You're their top seller!
Yeah? WELL I HAD SEX WITH YOUR SON!
dude I will get my revenge in this life or the next lmao
worth a (you)
Apparently Crowe threw a hissy fit at that line and wanted it changed but couldn't think of anything himself so he just said it anyway.
sir, this is a wendys
`Reminder, you can still get a quick lunch for under $8 at most Wendy's.
Now back to shitposting.
Yeah, well... that's like...your opinion, man
do you like apples?
na
well how do you like them apples
Well, you know... That's life, man. What could I do? It is what it is. But don't think you'll get away with it. We reap what we sow. Natural order will take care of it. Nobody gets away with nothing. You should know better.
>They say, eh? I guess they’ll say anything you want to hear. Sometimes they might even do everything you want done. But they don’t respect you. They don’t love you. You’re alone… in this world and the next. And that’s where I’ll find you.
Nearly kino but the last sentence.
>You’re alone in this world and will be the next as well. If I don't get you I this one, I'll be waiting for you in the next.
>Also, traps are gay.
Perfect, I knew that last line didn’t work, thanks, anon.
Well done, anon.
>no u
Pull out my 9 inch long 10 inch girth wiener
Well if that's true - and I think it is - I disown both of them.
>and?
>well YOUR son squealed like a girl when I nailed him earlier
OK, but who asked?
Maximus answer was kino enough
Sorry what? I couldn't hear you over the crowd booing you and cheering for me.
I didn't ask
KARATE!
CHOP!!!
Why was he so bad in this movie? Walking is a good actor. Was he playing it like shit on purpose?
How was he bad? He should had won the oscar
He got an Oscar nom for it, so whatever he was doing worked.
oscars are not a benchmark of quality
neither is your dumbass opinion
No, you’re right, Joaquin’s performance in Gladiator is the benchmark. Oscars are bullshit, which is why he didn’t get it.
I thought he said horse when I was a kid
A real man would have done the deed himself.
>who is they "they" anon?
Try "You only say that because your father and your sister like me better than they like you." It`s a 100% guaranteed to make him lose it.
I fricked your sister
Go back to gaul gingerknob!
You're a real "Joker"
have a nice day, Chang
w
"lol" said the scorpion,
"lmao"
Dang,you got me,zipper lip.
Also your brother is a drug addict and other addicts piss on the ground he died apon,no offense,you seem cool. (That last part was to not sound mad. I'm lion food,aren't I)
>you're not the real Hercules
More importantly,what pepe would make him giggle?
>Oh yeah well you're a troony
Seems to work here all the time
>Let's see how long it takes for you to moan like my wife when I rape your homosexual ass.
came on a little too strong anon
They also said they killed me and that your father loved you. What else do they say to you I wonder
Who are "they"?
>titanic non-sequiturs failed
>parent company (paramount global) makes virtually the exact same threads about one of their other films
i see you
You're so right dude, every thread on Cinemaphile that's not about current events or complaining about Black folk is just shilling. Paramount has certainly dedicated a squadron of pajeet shills to draw attention to their 23 year old movie. How about you just stay in your homosexual /misc/ bait threads instead of taking your insufferable homosexualry to people who actually want to talk about movies.
>23 year old movie
>sequel in production for next year (before the strikes halted it)
this is an ad thread
mission impossible has yet to hit $500 million after a month btw
This but unironically. Do you really think companies who pay random teenagers to shill movies on TikTok and YouTube aren’t willing to pay some poo $20 to run a shitposting bot on a website with millions of daily active users?
You have a booger in your nose...its right THERE man...
>what am I, your pimp?
cool story bro
You don't. That's a thorough owning. The rest of the flick from that point was fake news. Truth is Commodus wasn't a terrible emperor at all relatively to the rest of his mob.
>nice hairlip gay
>Yeah well they said I was dead
Black person
>If you don’t have anything nice to say you shouldn’t say anything at all
>Hmm? Sorry I was distracted
>*takes out Airpods*
>I'm sorry. What?