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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How now, Mr. Bond?
    >'Yes, how now, Agent 00?'

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many veganas

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lucky frick gets to live my fetish every day

        This is terrifying.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I would microdose lsd every day just to relish in the absurdity

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >2 hearts

        What happens when one stops? Are the hearts both supplying blood to the same set of connected arteries? Or is it a 1 heart per brain sorta thing? Which heart provides bloodflow to the lower extremeties?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think that’s part of what fricks them up so bad. The valves of the cardiovascular system don’t regulate properly and things don’t get fed like they should. Also the autonomic system is fairly fricked because there are two brains.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          THEY DIE

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            What if only one dies?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              THEY DIE

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who pinches the loaf?

        Yeah.

        >Each twin manages one side of their conjoined body. The sense of touch of each is restricted to her body half; this shades off at the midsagittal plane, so that there is a small amount of overlap at the midline. Stomach aches, however, are felt only by the twin on the opposite side.[
        Okay, but can they both decide to go to the bathroom? What does sex feel like?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Moaning in Stereo

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >2 stomachs
        >1 anus
        That pooper is working overtime.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      one vegana twice the b***hing

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    they should do porn, you just know blacked.com would pay them $1m a piece. you could even have pornhub sponsor them, or they could go the onlyfans route and probably make a killing there.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    kino

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it rape if the girl on the left wants to frick you and the one on the right doesn't?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. No means no! Fricking chud. It's not that hard to respect women.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who pinches the loaf?

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lucky frick gets to live my fetish every day

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He lives my nightmare, having to hear about two broads day every fricking day

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How does this marriage work, legally? Polygamy is outlawed in the US so he can't marry both of them. Are they actually considered to be 2 people since they share a body?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Legally he's only married to Britney I believe. They are considered two people by law, separate SSNs, driver's licenses, etc.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >two heads to get angry at you
      >one vag
      Good luck with that one buddy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are their favorite movies?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine if that was your best buddy or your little brother or something. How would you handle it? Would you actually think it’s cool or would you have to just try and completely dissociate whenever he’s around and pretend like everything is normal? It would freak me the frick out and I don’t think I’d handle it well.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd think it was kino.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the blowjobs

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    is one able to do infinite deepthroat while the other breathes for both of them?
    they got married so they’re doing some kind of sex

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Having two people sucking your dick everytime must be nice

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No thanks I get grossed out by them existing, I would rather forget about them

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone else think this thing is a actual living monster? like damn i cant stand to look at this abomination, i cant believe creatures like this thing is allowed to live

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine never having a waking moment to yourself.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the same with one woman

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Opie and Anthony discussing this creature was kino.
    >two mouths, to stomach and one butthole how large and how often does this thing shit?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot link. Their sexual habits were discussed in length. One of their better “in their prime” discussions

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Spotting O&A in the wild
        A fellow man of culture, I see.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Jesus what a fricking Reddit post. have a nice day homosexual.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Linger longer

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also where is the link to the onlyfans.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The beheading videos line was fricking gold

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    my dad saw them in real life once and said it was the scariest thing he's ever seen and let out an audible "AHHH" when he saw them.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >face frick one while the other dirty talks you into busting all over her sister's face

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3 lungs
    Do they get out of breath more quickly then or the opposite?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Better question. If one head goes under water can the other head breathe for them so that the one head can stay submerged indefinitely?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure it's only 1.5 sets of lungs. One girl has a full set of lungs and the other girl has the use of only one lung.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Christcucks answer me this. Why would God do this to these two perfectly innocent people?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The most fedora comprehensible answer would be you aren’t innocent. Your baptism absolves you of original sin. Hence babies in purgatory and whatnot.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The God-given human spirit expresses glory to God through their perseverance. Jesus addresses birth defects in John 9.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Any being with genesis like powers would probably do something like this for fun or just to experiment.
      Expecting a deity with true godlike powers of creation to be chained by human morality is stupid, God probably works on a whole other level.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If God is truly omniscient and omnipotent the better question is why your moronic ass thinks a being like that has to live up to your expectations.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Basket case 3?

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Today, Abby and Brittany are elementary school teachers in New Brighton, Minn. The twins teach fifth grade and their students absolutely adore them.

    Although Abby and Brittany have separate degrees and two teaching licenses, they previously explained that they share a paycheck.

    "Obviously, right away, we understand that we are going to get one salary because we're doing the job of one person," Abby told BBC in 2013. She added, "As maybe experience comes in, we'd like to negotiate a little bit, considering we have two degrees and because we are able to give two different perspectives or teach in two different ways."

    Why are US labor laws so fricking cruel?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      One ass in the seat, one paycheque with which to eat

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're lucky they get to work a real job at all. A couple decades ago their options would have been freak show circus act, halloween haunted house monster, or 2 heads one street corner hookers. A couple more decades back and they simply wouldn't have survived at all.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        For most of human history they would have been killed at birth even if they were born in a high rank in society.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if they have kids and their kids all are two headed also? And their two head kids have two head kids, and so on and so forth until their are two distinct races of humans on the earth in the distant future.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to go and shoot one of them in the head so I can watch the remaining head freak the frick out and panic as it realizes now that it’s remaining time is also limited as the sepsis sets in over the next 72 hours

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tomorrow when the farm boys find this
    freak of nature, they will wrap his body
    in newspaper and carry him to the museum.

    But tonight he is alive and in the north
    field with his mother. It is a perfect
    summer evening: the moon rising over
    the orchard, the wind in the grass. And
    as he stares into the sky, there are
    twice as many stars as usual.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's no point because they're too prudish to answer the questions everyone is curious about.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if one likes big wieners in her ass and the other is a prude who hates when she gets splatter from her second heads facials? What if one’s a dyke and the other is a queen of spades?

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I assume only one of them can feel the pussy, the other one is just hanging out and reading a book or something when the first one is getting plowed.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    RUNNIN'S NOT AS FUN AS HITTIN'

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know we're supposed to believe love is blind but whenever I see a normal person married to someone like this I just assume they're a loser and possibly taking advantage of them somehow.

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