They should have called this Naps of the Future instead because of how boring it is.

They should have called this Naps of the Future instead because of how boring it is.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the animated breakfast chair was hilarious. muh art culture so important
    watched the whole thing at 2.5x speed with subtitles and deleted the torrent, didn't seed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      t. Dog

      https://i.imgur.com/8n8QNZU.png

      They should have called this Naps of the Future instead because of how boring it is.

      Biggest problem I had was that it needed 30 more minutes or a faster pace.
      Why cut right after eating the plastic bar?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What more would you have wanted? Although the overall story and pacing was questionable. I thought the ending worked fine as a way to show that change is inevitable.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It just felt very shallow and devoid of substance. Not a whole lot happened that was interesting, the movie would get started on an interesting subplot here and there but then just drop it entirely for whatever reason.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That was not me but yeah that's what it felt like.
            I'll also describe it as a failed pilot of a would be interesting limited show

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >failed pilot of a would be interesting limited show
              That didn’t cross my mind until just now but holy shit that’s pretty spot on. It definitely could have been a good, slow start first episode of like a 4-6 part miniseries but I feel like on its own there just wasn’t enough to take from it to make the story and concepts satisfying

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It just felt very shallow and devoid of substance. Not a whole lot happened that was interesting, the movie would get started on an interesting subplot here and there but then just drop it entirely for whatever reason.

                So it left you wanting more. Sounds like a good thing

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The biggest problems with the film, for me, is that they brought up several plot points that they did nothing with, and while the world it setup seemed interesting, it really didn't explore it in an interesting way. In the end, the lack of pain, undercover cop, and art plot points were meaningless. I didn't want more, I wanted a better film.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe ive just been reading too much Gene Wolfe but i want to find a connection with everything thing thats brought up but i can't be sure with movies. Still a decent flick.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not exactly. More like it didn’t deliver anywhere near enough for it to be worthwhile.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Saw this in an independent theatre opening night with my girlfriend and some friends and I’m pretty sure we pissed off the whole rest of the audience because our whole group couldn’t stop losing our shit and cracking up every time he’s being jostled and shaken up by that fricking chair kek. The shit in OPs pic was really one of the only really interesting parts of the movie and I expected there to be more stuff like that going on but instead we just got little dead boy dick and plastic Hershey’s bars. Didn’t hate the movie but I didn’t love it so it was still kinda disappointing, I thought it was building up to something more grand or at least more gruesome and I wasn’t a huge fan of the tone and color pallet of the movie. It felt dirty and gross but not in any sort of meaningful or artistic way, more like as an afterthought.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        is this a copypasta because it's literal reddit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >look he actually responded to thread trying to contribute to the conversation and didn’t even say Black person or homosexual
          >LE REDDIT GO BACK
          Jesus frick you guys can’t even get the simplest memes right anymore

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was really entertaining. The movie is alternately hilarious and horrifying and the plot is so disjointed and weird that I had no idea what was going to happen

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >muh art culture

    trash message for something that could have been interesting

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    your parents should've named you something like Troy or Sebastian because of how gay you are.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In retrospect, it had a fairly simplistic story. Did him being an undercover cop ever even go anywhere?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just catched this film last night can someone explain it to me ?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Future where humans somehow lost ability to feel pain and sometimes grow seemingly non-functional organs. Turns out, since humans have created so much plastic, those organs were growing for a purpose, to digest plastic instead of food, to adapt. The lack of pain, art, and undercover cop plot lines were irrelevant.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This movie is like Existenz but bad

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This movie had so many interesting ideas, but shouldn't have tried to squeeze them all in one movie. The plastic eaters were a fascinating concept, but all the political intrigue it tried to build around them distracted from the whole organ bureaucracy and surgery art stuff. Those aspects were enough to make a whole movie about, and in introducing too many concepts none of them were used to their full potential.
    The scene you used for your pic was my favorite in the whole movie. I liked how even in this world of fricked up performance art there were still hacks.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why did eating plastic kill the normies ?

    I eat that shit all the time and I'm fine well mostly ...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was liquidly inside presumably it was full of other stuff like petrol that can kill you pretty fast

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was t literal plastic, it's supposed to be industrial waste. Parte of the subtext of the movie is humans fricked the earth up which is why there are so many aberrations to begin with.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have never voluntarily watched a movie with kristen stewart in it and I never will

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    go back to your Soi Wars general

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why did he cry after eating the toxic waste candy bar?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        my guess is that he grew a body part that digest the bar and he's happy/accepting of this, big change after he was cutting out his new organs

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yeah probably

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally got filtered plot-wise though I liked the movie a lot. What was the role of those 2 technician b***hes? What does the ending try to insinuate (other that he plastic now)?

    Also Lea's breasts were amazing

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't seen the movie yet, are the torrents on RARBG legit or dolphin porn?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why not try going outside for once in your life?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is possibly getting malware from some russian your idea of trying new things in life?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Movie could have been at least an hour longer, why the frick was it cut so short?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Filtered

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is bad?
    i just finished doctor strange and was going to watch either this or the watcher

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's great aesthetically but it feels kinda incomplete to me. Definitely worth a watch

      Where'd you watch this? Didn't even know it was out. Is it on trackers yet?

      it's on tpb for instance

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where'd you watch this? Didn't even know it was out. Is it on trackers yet?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so glad everyone shat on this movie like crazy.
    I watched it with the lowest expectations possible and ended up enjoying it. Didn't love it, but I've seen trash that was infinitely worse.
    Viggo's acting carried the movie

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lea seydoux is Hollywood poison,b***h makes everything shes in flop

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The French curse...
      la françaisé Maledictione....

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like this was a movie that really plays with people's expectations. I was expecting gross out horror, instead I got a brooding allegory. I don't even know if I liked it cause I don't know what type of movie it really is. The scifi stuff felt so lowkey. The assassination plotline felt so out of left field. The political angle was unexpected. But I could never tell what the stakes were, or what motivated the characters--and weirdly I think this makes it a good movie to me. I feel drawn to watch it again, and I'm still thinking about the enigma that these characters are.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    when I describe the movie in my head it sounds interesting, but the movie itself is super boring
    the world is interesting, eating plastic society is interesting, family drama of of the plastic eating kid is interesting, telling the story from the pov of body artists is interesting, mc secretly working with the government is interesting, conspiracy is interesting
    and yet the movie is boring

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can we all admit the father has been surpassed by the son yet? Good effects work for the most part in Crimes though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah Possessor was more of a movie instead of ideas stringed together with no connective tissue

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that's exactly my problem with most of his stuff, not structured enough

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like brandons work.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Antiviral was better

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >father has been surpassed by the son yet
      Still waiting for his Scanner,The Fly,Eastern Promises,History Of Violence etc

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I was laughing how shit the acting was. There’s a moment in the final scene where Viggos character realises the kids organs were real and the FBI black dude is laughing. Shit was Juno.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The life firmware girls were soo fricking bad.

      Not exactly. More like it didn’t deliver anywhere near enough for it to be worthwhile.

      I just watched it, well 20 min left and i feel you. Theres a lot of scenes but they dont seem to be adding up to a whole. Like its 3 different stories, ths stort of Vigo, the story of the change in humanity, surgery = sex. And the part of how women witness a beautiful woman scaring herself and they feel the need to mark themsleves the same way. Seems much of it is a commentary of how surgery creates the sex appeal we admire in the world, and people stopped focusing on their surroundings to focus only on it (degrading city).

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Get ready to be pretty fricking annoyed and extremely let down once the credits start rolling out of nowhere kek

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The credits rolled at a fine time, it showed he was actually first natural plastic eater, or that he willed it.
          Upsetting all we get are hints of the world, the "inner beauty pagent" and its people, and the dumb firmware girls. Wtf was their point, just to eliminate any threat to the company? (No idea why they killed either guy).

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah the motivations for most of the characters were very poorly fleshed out

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i liked it. it was fricking weird and gross and mesmerizing. first time ive ever found k stew attractive too.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it but it feels like Cronenberg just read or thought up the sentence "Surgery is the new sex" somewhere and thought he could make a whole movie off that one line

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    He was afraid to release the news about kid being a natural born plastic eater, wanted to wait a bit.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    do we get to see Viggo's penis?

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All of the art scenes felt like they were directed by Refn without the neon lights

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