YOU should've fricked that girl you liked in high school.
Yeah, she wasn't the prettiest, and if her facebook is anything to go by she hit the wall hard. But Jesus, look what you turned out to be. Wouldn't it have been better to hold onto that one fleeting bit of happiness, given how life has gone for you in the meantime? It would've been less cold of a world if you'd had her to hold on to.
But now that time is gone. Just like peak Adventure Time. Hell, just like the threads ragging on declining Adventure Time. We're so far past all of that now, and we've yet to arrive anywhere better.
The chance for better things is gone. All we have left are the ashes of our lost opportunities.
I did. We fricked like rabbits half of high school and I broke up with her to be with a girl in a long distance relationship from another country who ended up dumping me after she got to college
She was using me emotionally, I was a shy boy and she was one of those alpha, promiscuous latinas. It was too intimidating/she was going to fast, I never fricked her and although I do regret it I like believe I was true to myself
Simonna for life, not afraid to go down with this ship.
Doesn't Astrid ship them, didn't she draw them together holding hands next to Casper & Nova in her notebook?
>Lives alone with her cat >Alcoholic >Can't hold down a job >Solves problems with fights >Campbell is a gaelic surname common across Scotland & Ireland
I am 100% here for this!
Mertens, on the other hand, is a Flemish name, which also has this cool coat-of-arms
>Lives alone with her cat >Alcoholic >Can't hold down a job >Solves problems with fights >Campbell is a gaelic surname common across Scotland & Ireland
I am 100% here for this!
Mertens, on the other hand, is a Flemish name, which also has this cool coat-of-arms
God knowing Fionna is Irish somehow makes her even hotter. Wish I could find her universe and be her boyfriend.
7 months ago
Anonymous
You know Ireland is real right?
7 months ago
Anonymous
So that's where Fionna is from
7 months ago
Anonymous
>100% Irish >Actual alcoholic
so why doesn't she sound like an Irishman?
It's just Fionna's father who's Irish. Dang I had this pic of gender swapped Min and Marty but now I can't find it.
7 months ago
Anonymous
where's Marty from?
7 months ago
Anonymous
https://forebears.io/surnames/mertens
Martin has an American accent, but probably Belgian ancestry.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>Belgian CHAD fricked the Irish out of Minerva and made the Finns American
how?
7 months ago
Anonymous
Campbell is Fionna's surname, but it's also Minerva's surname. That's the gaelic one.
Mertens is a Flemish surname.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Finn's mother is Minerva Campbell. Fionna's father is somebody Campbell so she has his surname instead.
This got me thinking, would Minerva still be around in the Lich's world since she's not technically alive anymore? And even for a computer consciousness, it would've be fricking traumatizing to watch everyone just instantly die.
>Finn looks like he's straight out from London >Fionna has Irish buck teeth and all the qualities of an Irish drunkard
is the entire AT series just slander aganist the brits?
Saving it for season 2. Simon needed to finally get over Betty and Fionna needed time to truly get to know and appreciate Simon. She clearly has a thing for alternate versions of him so it's only a matter of time before she starts to fancy the real him.
YOU should've fricked that girl you liked in high school.
Yeah, she wasn't the prettiest, and if her facebook is anything to go by she hit the wall hard. But Jesus, look what you turned out to be. Wouldn't it have been better to hold onto that one fleeting bit of happiness, given how life has gone for you in the meantime? It would've been less cold of a world if you'd had her to hold on to.
But now that time is gone. Just like peak Adventure Time. Hell, just like the threads ragging on declining Adventure Time. We're so far past all of that now, and we've yet to arrive anywhere better.
The chance for better things is gone. All we have left are the ashes of our lost opportunities.
God, I miss her.
Liked a girl that looked just like Fionna.
Tried.
Failed.
No regrets.
I did. We fricked like rabbits half of high school and I broke up with her to be with a girl in a long distance relationship from another country who ended up dumping me after she got to college
I dropped out of highschool.
She was using me emotionally, I was a shy boy and she was one of those alpha, promiscuous latinas. It was too intimidating/she was going to fast, I never fricked her and although I do regret it I like believe I was true to myself
Well, at least Fionna kissed with one version of Simon. Probably would've done far more but his magic was gone.
how old is her in this version?
29
out of w9
Wow, she's literally me
ywnbaw
>why yes i have a pathetic life
have a nice day simontard
Betty is the only one for him.
He needs to move on.
You need to move on!
Move. On.
They still can
Someone edit him with a nose please
I want to snuggle Hunters fat ass holy shit
>HW mogs Marcy and PB in every dimension
Simonna for life, not afraid to go down with this ship.
Doesn't Astrid ship them, didn't she draw them together holding hands next to Casper & Nova in her notebook?
https://rentry.org/m9x2r
https://rentry.org/7n5gh
why is fionna british
Finn's mom and she gave the c**t gesture when Fionna pulled her pants down
>bad teeth
>knows British slangs
>have British parents
why doesn't Fi have a heavy wienerney accent?
She's Irish
>100% Irish
>Actual alcoholic
so why doesn't she sound like an Irishman?
>her uniform is teared
she is not getting that deposit back isnt she
>Lives alone with her cat
>Alcoholic
>Can't hold down a job
>Solves problems with fights
>Campbell is a gaelic surname common across Scotland & Ireland
I am 100% here for this!
Mertens, on the other hand, is a Flemish name, which also has this cool coat-of-arms
>Fionna with baby Finn
God knowing Fionna is Irish somehow makes her even hotter. Wish I could find her universe and be her boyfriend.
You know Ireland is real right?
So that's where Fionna is from
It's just Fionna's father who's Irish. Dang I had this pic of gender swapped Min and Marty but now I can't find it.
where's Marty from?
https://forebears.io/surnames/mertens
Martin has an American accent, but probably Belgian ancestry.
>Belgian CHAD fricked the Irish out of Minerva and made the Finns American
how?
Campbell is Fionna's surname, but it's also Minerva's surname. That's the gaelic one.
Mertens is a Flemish surname.
Finn's mother is Minerva Campbell. Fionna's father is somebody Campbell so she has his surname instead.
This got me thinking, would Minerva still be around in the Lich's world since she's not technically alive anymore? And even for a computer consciousness, it would've be fricking traumatizing to watch everyone just instantly die.
that's why she an heroed
I will go to Irland, just to find a woman that talks like this, my god
You haven't seen her fricked up teeth?
>Finn looks like he's straight out from London
>Fionna has Irish buck teeth and all the qualities of an Irish drunkard
is the entire AT series just slander aganist the brits?
Oh yeah, Finn has a lot of missing teeth, didn't he use to bite rocks as a baby?
yeah
>calling Irish people brits
holy shit, I found the actual worst person on Cinemaphile
You will never be a real country.
You wouldn't frick your own OC, would you Cinemaphile?
Ice King would have wanted that
I agree, they should.
idea, how does an AU Simon as Paul Kersey Death Wish sound?
>AI Slop gets bumped constantly
>FC threads died immediately
the dead internet theory is real.
S1 gave Simon and Betty the closure they needed to let Simon frick Fionna in S2.
>Oh yes Hunter more please aah yees just like that. Harder
>Uhmm..Fionna are you there sweetie?
sure anon
Betty gives Fionna her blessings
What if Betty was a big Fionna & Cake fan? Just like Astrid
>Simon and fionna
Disgusting. Fionna already has Marshal Lee, whom she has had sex with more than once.
>Wagie pays land lord with sex
It's scary that I know people who do this.
wrong
And the ONLY thing you've fricked is your life. Lol
Simon should have been doubleteamed by Finn and Fiona (pegging)
Man I wish we could've seen ponytail Simon
Gary would've called Fionna a DILF hunter if Simon came to visit her world
Saving it for season 2. Simon needed to finally get over Betty and Fionna needed time to truly get to know and appreciate Simon. She clearly has a thing for alternate versions of him so it's only a matter of time before she starts to fancy the real him.
Helps that Fionna finds him romantic
No, Simon is ugly as frick, and a beta too.
You mean fly as frick.
True
It only works the other way around you huge homosexual, Finn fricking Ice Queen.
I'm losing my mcfricking mind
Rewatching Adventure time, I’m surprised to see that they established F&C being beamed into Ice King’s head in s9. Was this show planned since then?
More like a plot thread. I doubt they knew precisely how they'd use it.
I was thinking the same thing when I across that episode