They should have made the movie just about her

They should have made the movie just about her

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    do i even want to know
    that looks like that down sweeny chick with the huge cans dressed as venom.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Close enough.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they keep on doing this?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do what? Sydney looks fine there and Julia Carpenter never had a titty window costume.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        moron. it's comic accurate.

        Oh frick off, we haven't even seen the chest yet. They're hiding it for a reason. We both know when we finally see it it will not outline her breasts like it should or like they do on every fricking male costume, it'll be a fricking pec-plate, some shit like what they slapped on Gina Carano.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >getting this angry over something unconfirmed
          yikes

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Gaslighting because you're a paid shill and pretending it won't be like every other production by Sony and Disney, the company that made Into the Cuckaverse and turned MJ into fricking Zendaya.

            Yikes, you're a bigger moron than they usually send!

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >still seething
              cool it coomer

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Proving you wrong is seething.
                >Ha, if you care about how the female characters in this movie with an entire cast of female characters look, you're a... coomer!
                Frick you and your kink shaming and trying to shame male sexuality you fricking moron. Say some smug variation of "Seething" if you admit you're a paid shill and men being happy sends you into an autistic fury where you hit your ugly troon face over and over and over.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >unconfirmed
            FRICK YOU. This is literally confirmation. Every fricking time, every FRICKING time one of your homosexuals comes out and tries to gaslight that whoever's upset is "crazy" for basic pattern recognition, every fricking time whatever you're denying turns out to be true.

            >You're fricking insane, they're not replacing all the male characters with female ones!
            Derp, here we are.
            >Take your fricking MEDS, they're not planning to make a Young Avengers!
            And now it's confirmed.
            >You stupid racist, you're just obsessed with black dick! They're NOT going to replace Peter Parker with Miles, and they're not going to have Miles get together romantically with Gwen.
            EVERY FRICKING TIME.

            You have pulled this same line of horseshit dozens of times you subhuman piece of SHIT you do not deserve the benefit of the doubt because you are fricking scum. The little homosexual who cried schizo. Come up with a new trick you fricking filth.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >You're fricking insane, they're not replacing all the male characters with female ones!
              they're female characters in the comic anon... read before you make a fool of yourself

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >they're female characters in the comic anon
                You continue to gaslight moron, I'm talking about previous instances. I'm talking about the M-SHE-U. I'm talking about The Marvels, and Moon Knight's show being taken over by an ugly Egyptian c**t, and the fricking girl power shit at the end of Endgame, and female Thor, Madness of the Multiverse, the fact that the ENTIRE core of the new "young avengers" are female. Again and again and AGAIN. It's so constant it's mainstream to mock it to the point they call it the fricking panderverse. Stop fricking gaslighting you piece of shit.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >sony movie with comic accurate genders
                >reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee m she u!!!!
                dude what is wrong with you

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >comic accurate
                Mattie Franklin isn't black.
                The villain isn't a beaner.
                I repeat: Stop gasighting asshat.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >unconfirmed
          FRICK YOU. This is literally confirmation. Every fricking time, every FRICKING time one of your homosexuals comes out and tries to gaslight that whoever's upset is "crazy" for basic pattern recognition, every fricking time whatever you're denying turns out to be true.

          >You're fricking insane, they're not replacing all the male characters with female ones!
          Derp, here we are.
          >Take your fricking MEDS, they're not planning to make a Young Avengers!
          And now it's confirmed.
          >You stupid racist, you're just obsessed with black dick! They're NOT going to replace Peter Parker with Miles, and they're not going to have Miles get together romantically with Gwen.
          EVERY FRICKING TIME.

          You have pulled this same line of horseshit dozens of times you subhuman piece of SHIT you do not deserve the benefit of the doubt because you are fricking scum. The little homosexual who cried schizo. Come up with a new trick you fricking filth.

          >Proving you wrong is seething.
          >Ha, if you care about how the female characters in this movie with an entire cast of female characters look, you're a... coomer!
          Frick you and your kink shaming and trying to shame male sexuality you fricking moron. Say some smug variation of "Seething" if you admit you're a paid shill and men being happy sends you into an autistic fury where you hit your ugly troon face over and over and over.

          >they're female characters in the comic anon
          You continue to gaslight moron, I'm talking about previous instances. I'm talking about the M-SHE-U. I'm talking about The Marvels, and Moon Knight's show being taken over by an ugly Egyptian c**t, and the fricking girl power shit at the end of Endgame, and female Thor, Madness of the Multiverse, the fact that the ENTIRE core of the new "young avengers" are female. Again and again and AGAIN. It's so constant it's mainstream to mock it to the point they call it the fricking panderverse. Stop fricking gaslighting you piece of shit.

          chud meltdown lmao

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      moron. it's comic accurate.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then where are the white eyes on the mask?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            top looks actually good

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think it looks better in the actual trailer without the white eyes tbh. We already have those in all the other Spider-Man movies

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              The edit doesn't look great because the mask isn't suited for white eyes.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            top looks better but the mask makes her nose unflattering.
            would have looked better in one of those gimp masks were its just lips and eye balls.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              you just want to see sweeney in a gimp mask don't you
              me too

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Marvel did everything in their power to hide Salma Hayek's massive jugs and they still looked gigantic in her Eternals gear.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trailer was unbearable. Imagone 2 hours of this shit. Their costumes look weird, the colour grading is shit. Looked like a 2000 movie.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    or just let her use the suit for all the movie, is not that hard

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    cosplay once again is superior

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was thinking, they never make solo hero movies anymore. Everything's some kind of team up or collaboration with some other characters whose story and character arc is just as important as the heroes.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blue Beetle
      Aquaman 2

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Aquaman 2
        Is that out?

        >Blue Beetle
        Kord's daughter, Jaime's uncle to a lesser extent his sister. Whole family including Abuela join the fight at the end.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Kord's daughter, Jaime's uncle to a lesser extent his sister. Whole family including Abuela join the fight at the end.
          had to shut it off by then, it was such a cool looking movie, what's the matter with them

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trying to re-up as many ips as they can at once.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    she always looks so greasy, like she hasn't showered in days. her eyeliner also looks smudged. bad look, as per usual. only saving grace is her beautiful breasts.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sydney is a frickin awful choice to put in a costume like this. I'm not saying she isn't attractive, because she is clearly very attractive. But she has a striking, unconventional sort of beauty where her individual features are goofy as frick and you have to look at her face as a whole. Wearing a mask like this she looks like a fricking derp.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    looked like a DALL-E of Michelle Pfeiffer Catwoman from the thumbnail

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yep. They could do the seeing the future stuff as a side plot but they should've leaned in to Sweeney and Moner (the two biggest Gen Z sex symbols, for frick's sake) and marketed it more as a Spider-Girl/Woman thing. I still think it's gonna outdo The Marvels, unironically.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >younger hotter girls who the public are indifferent to

      You don't say? Loving the black girl magic in this trailer, did I see two black female doctors?

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This "movie" will literally just be final destination but in the end they all get spider man costumes....wtf is this

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I GUARANTEE THEY SMASH HER GLORIOUS breasts DOWN INTO NOTHING BURGERS IN HER SUPERHERO SUIT

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This, just drop the shitty writing and dumb "acting" and just make a 30 minute long movie of her moving in her tight leather uniform with close ups and shit.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They have her dressed like a "homely" schoolgirl as is. The movie is going to be pretty based.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Show us those SPIDER breasts and I MIGHT see it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You HAD to remind me how shit they wrote psylocke in that Apocalypse movie

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        shitty writing aside at least olivia told them to make her costume sexier

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Psylocke in Apocalypse was hot as frick.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Her costume was great too. Munn rejected a role in Deadpool for that kek.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They probably will. She's what Brie could never be in terms of marketability

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    booba.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What a miscast. Needs a sleek, slender body for this kind of role. Not massive breasts punching herself in the face.

    Sweeney would be better suited for Black cat and go all uber bawd.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Needs a sleek, slender body for this kind of role. Not massive breasts punching herself in the face.
      lol

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Needs a sleek, slender body for this kind of role. Not massive breasts punching herself in the face.
        lmao

        >Needs a sleek, slender body for this kind of role. Not massive breasts punching herself in the face.
        rofl

        >Needs a sleek, slender body for this kind of role. Not massive breasts punching herself in the face.
        topkek
        Last one, I promise.

        And Sydney is sleek and slender? she only has breasts

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Needs a sleek, slender body for this kind of role. Not massive breasts punching herself in the face.
      lmao

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Needs a sleek, slender body for this kind of role. Not massive breasts punching herself in the face.
      rofl

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Needs a sleek, slender body for this kind of role. Not massive breasts punching herself in the face.
      topkek
      Last one, I promise.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Needs a sleek, slender body for this kind of role. Not massive breasts punching herself in the face.
        rofl

        >Needs a sleek, slender body for this kind of role. Not massive breasts punching herself in the face.
        lmao

        >Needs a sleek, slender body for this kind of role. Not massive breasts punching herself in the face.
        lol

        Whoa, is this a woke meltdown? Calm down there SCHIZO, looks like someone got big mad about other people having opinions! Maybe take your meds psychoshill lolololol.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Needs a sleek, slender body for this kind of role. Not massive breasts punching herself in the face.
        rofl

        >Needs a sleek, slender body for this kind of role. Not massive breasts punching herself in the face.
        lmao

        >Needs a sleek, slender body for this kind of role. Not massive breasts punching herself in the face.
        lol

        Hm, in all these pictures I see breasts. Why don't I see any in the trailer in the costumes?

        It's almost like they're hiding it because they all have desexualized costumes that diminish their breasts. AGAIN.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't say the movie did it right or that it will be good, I'm laughing at the moron who thinks Julia Carpenter should have a flat chest. Sydney Sweeney is the perfect casting choice for the role, it's a shame they're going to completely waste that fact by forcefully smashing down and then digitally shrinking her chest while in costume.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        vegana hair

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        don't lie anon, you will post one more wich also shows ass somehow

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Should have went with Blake Lively. Same figure.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sweeney is too ugly to play Black Cat.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah just post art from the 1990s when norks were in. Your autism is strong.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You guys are gushing over a side character that's going to appear in a vision for less than 5 mins. The whole movie's going to be about madame web and the girl playing her is as bland as that twilight girl

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      shhh shhh only dreams now ..... of big titty girls

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hank Hill had to deal with bullshit like this on a daily basis. No wonder the yard looks mid.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. The costumed parts will be a "bad future" where they become spider-mang instead of peter parker and how without him being spider-mang prime the whole spiderverse falls apart.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The trailer clearly sets up all the girls as an ensemble cast with Madame Web in the lead. She never does her own dirty work.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dakota Johnson
    >Sydney Sweeney
    >Isabel Moner
    >Emma Roberts
    I'm game, how bad can it be with a bunch of cute / hot girls in super hero outfits.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      because it's not tiktok with latex & spandex it's costumes made by an old bitter roastie costume designer

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just want to see cute girls in spandex / latex. Why must old hags always ruin this for me.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Go to the beach like a normal person.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    she looked cute as the librarian looking bint but she was 10/10 hot in that 1 second in the suit.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it cgi or practical? the behind the scenes might be coomkino

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    spandex squashes them down a lot

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i remember when anons were in denial that this dude was dating her. they thought it was just her "personal trainer" even though they have matching shoes and he's carrying her dog's poop in some photos

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why doesn't she wear her glasses more often? pure sex

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like a librarian porn parody irl

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Glasses are ugly but that outfit is sex incarnate

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing she's wearing fits right and it's hot. With the disheveled clothes and her wonky looking face she always looks drugged out.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        OK
        >begins mating pressing her

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is this part so fricking erotic? I can't stop staring right there.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      this was when i first saw that she had lost a bit of weight again to film Maddam Webb. it's a bummer because she still hasn't gained it back and her breasts shrank a bit

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >PG13 movie trying to bait coomers
    What's the fricking point?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The point is THAT'S WHAT I LIKE YOU homosexual. I like attractive girls being cute and sexy in form-fittng outfits but not being bawds.

      I hate R rated films with hardcore sex featuring ugly naked women in sex scenes that focus on some dude's ass. You like manass? Good for you, it does nothing for me.

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >spider-mangoloid

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mangoloid

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's got a point

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      is not about having a secret identity, this is before they gain spider-powers

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was he complimenting her on her work in Euphoria?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uhh... BWCbros... this doesn't look good

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Snoop Dogg is an honorary white

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny because you can tell from all the photos that he is definitely saying something nice to her because she looks very flattered. She was only known for Euphoria and maybe White Lotus around this time

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uhh... BWCbros... this doesn't look good

      Snoop Dogg is an honorary white

      >They spoke, therefor fricked.

      You're moronic.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I never implied they fricked, but ok moron

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I did though.
          Because I fricked them both.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      how much of snoops hair is real? there’s got to be a brett michaels situation going on there, right?

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's gonna be like that JLO stripper movie where the hottest one(Lili Reinhart) is pushed aside and is used as a gag character while the mutt and granny are front and center, isn't it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Listen, just because Moner is old enough to be my grandma that doesn't mean she isn't sexy.

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol

    that looks fricking horrible

    lolllllllllllllllllllllll

    another failed movie soon to be blamed on men

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

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