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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie has the most accurate depiction of artifical intelligence in movies.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Johnny Depp Wonka >>> Chalamet gay Wonka.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      not even close

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chalamet was fricking boring.
        You are a gay.
        you are gay
        I made a thread.
        2 days before yesterday.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You know what was two days before yesterday? Make a thread and you're gay day. You're gay. Fricking homosexual

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just saw a great review
      Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is a fable about the spiritual path. The boy Charlie is the spiritual seeker. The Enchanted Factory is the goal (holiness). Willy Wonka is the master who instructs and tests the disciple, and the stages of the visit are the initiatory tests, which eliminate the wicked children (seekers without sincerity, with hidden motives other than spiritual fulfillment). Ultimately, Charlie's election is not due to obedience or impeccable conduct along the way (Willy Wonka shows him the number of mistakes he made during the visit). In the end, what leads the boy to success is his intention, regarding whether or not to return the "Everlasting Gobstopper", a small object that is a symbolic find because, like intention or faith, it is something small but infinite, and it brings extraordinary results (the "key to the kingdom",the inheritance of the Factory, the election).
      Regarding the differences between the 1971 Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory and Tim Burton's 2005 remake, besides the suppression of the symbolic elements of the spiritual journey, there is also a psychoanalytic addition of "explaining" Wonka's motivations by paternal conflicts. The original Wonka's motivation was purely spiritual. Finding a spiritual heir, his successor in the chain of saints. As Shaykh Nazim says, the heart of the Shaykh is always looking for those who seek the Path. Wonka's second motivation, derived from the first, is solidarity with the weakest: to make Charlie his successor to take care of his "flock", the Oompa Loompas, who represent believers who, even without spiritual aptitude, are virtuous (and obedience, perhaps the most beautiful of virtues, is the main quality of the Oompa Loompas), they need guidance and support (by the way, every novice disciple is an Oompa Loompa). Wonka is explicit in the film about this, telling Grandpa Joe that he needed a successor to TAKE CARE of the Oompa Loompas.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not bad!

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Adaptation was so shit that Roald Dahl himself banned a sequel
    >All remakes are shit

    Wow, such kino

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      a bad adaptation but still a great film

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Adaptation was so shit that Roald Dahl himself banned a sequel
      Reminds me of people bent out of shape Wizard of Oz, also a musical, wasn't exactly the same as the book.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        How old are you?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          six, I like reruns

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its like stephen king with the shining. Who the frick cares if the author gets mad they changed some stuff when in both cases the movies are ultimately way more well known

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      glass elevator is pretty out there and would be very different anyway

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Except it wasn’t shit, nearly everything about this adaptation is timeless from the music to the characters. Dahl had a melty because they didn’t consider his script. I will never understand why Cinemaphile dunks on King for having the same behavior but suck this guy’s wiener for being a gay tbh

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it's amazing how authors b***h and moan when their book nobody ever read gets turned into a movie beloved by many

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did they ever mention the bugs that Charlotte catches in her web and like their screams or anything like that? I feel like in a world of talking animals, with one that subsists off of other animals by her very nature, that this subject would be mentioned.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This and Hocus Pocus are part of the
    >we played them on TV 24/7 therefore they're iconic
    pantheon of boomer slop

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >boomer slop
      slow down with zapping that cynicism gun

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The new movie was so goddamn homosexual I couldn't believe it.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thank god.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My boomer dad hates this movie.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      is you're dad fat and/or a selfish/greedy piece of shit?

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't the get appeal of the story. Like overall.
    Is the movie just for people who hate children?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean if you were ever around kids you get why Wonka hates them

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    my parents and friend's parents used to say willy wonka as a euphemism for your doodle, which is childish Australian slang for penis

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine a timeline when the two removed kids are canon. Unironically their sections are the most brilliant part by Dahl

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