>They tell me your son... squealed like a girl when they nailed him to the cross. And your wife... moaned like a prostitute when they ravaged her again and again and again.
How do you respond without sounding mad?
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>well, that really makes me fell sad-iator
Dumb as frick but made me cackle anon good work
redpilled response
just here to take these Keks
>smirk
>And you trust their words? They also told you I was dead.
That will devastate the paranoid Emperor losing control over his subordinates, damn it shouldve been in the movie
I can imagine it, with Crow smiling humbly and giving a half nod
Outstanding
>You're the one who'll be moaning like a prostitute after I frick your ass with my gladius!
>I can assure you that my wife is completely silent during fornication my good sar
Lol u got cleft lip homie you look like you got a little river on your lip homie ol Mississippi River Grand Canyon lip havin NIGGGGAA
Grand Canyon is the Colorado River, not the Mississippi.
Okayyye Jarmacksun Delontre.
>my sons was trans, frick you
Well at least I didn't star in the train wreck that was Napoleon
WHAT?
>Do you have a wife?
>I am rubber you are glue, what you say bounces off me and sticks to you
But Maximus rode his horse from Germany to Spain in a couple of hours found their bodies not on crosses
>yeah well your a chud
>Punch Nazis!
Is that the actual quote from the movie? It's kinda harsh
yes, Gladiator has lots of great dialogue
>ummm AKSHUALLY chud, its my wife's son, and I frequently enjoy watching my wife moan while getting railed by big GAUL dicks
>I fricked your sister
Stab him in the neck and then die.
daddy didnt love you homosexual.
>historical accuracy! BAH! make them wear dark so to appear more evil and fascistlike
Well done Commodus, well done. HOWEVER.
>Marcus Aurelius stretched his legs across the tent
50 POINTS TO MAXIMUS, AND THE ENTIRETY OF THE KNOWN WORLD GOES TO MAXIMUS
>his voice boomed so calmly it barely registered above the ambient noise of the insects outside
lel
I wouldn't have responded. I would have listened and that's what no one did.
>that's not very media literate for post-rape victims, Emperior Chudimus
>okay mr tough guy lets see how you react when you get nailed to a cross
Why’d they cut his homosexual Hercules’ larp sessions?
ok but what wouldve been maximus' tax policy?
Marcus Aurelius was somehow under the impression that Maximus was going to restore the republic. In reality Marcus Aurelius never wanted to restore the republic and in fact did choose his son as his heir.
ummm this is problematic.. squealing like a girl is not a bad thing... that's just like misogyny... and moaning when being ravaged... that is not bad either... like wow not very sex positive are you?
Excuse me! I'm Joaquin here! Whaddaya think I am, chopped River?!
>That's funny, coming from a guy named CUMmodus
>No! I came back here to stop you!
whats wrong with his upper lip
it always annoys me to see that disfigured face
Honey, that's a Yiddish ritual scarring that happens at birth :/
It's TOTALLY normal and loads of us israelites have it. So, how about you show us some respect? 🙂
I fricked your sister.
>They tell me your son... squealed like a girl when they nailed him to the cross. And your wife... moaned like a prostitute when they ravaged her again and again and again.
>what?
>They tell me your son... squealed like a girl when they nailed him to the cross. And your wife... moaned like a prostitute when they ravaged her again and again and again.
>what?
>They tell me your son... squealed like a girl when they nailed him to the cross. And your wife... moaned like a prostitute when they ravaged her again and again and again.
>what?
>Were you there? No? Then shut the frick up
Your family was a bunch of hippie druggy weirdos. Lol, lmao.
>Oh yeah? Well I had sex with your wife!
I was 12 when this movie came out. I remember being shocked by that.
>>They tell me your son... squealed like a girl when they nailed him to the cross.
this is actually pretty chad for getting nailed to a cross
proud of my boy!
You sucked as Napoleon, Whackeen.
>"Your messengers have far to travel, you being so far removed from the acts carried out on your order, perhaps their memory fails them"
Or, any variation on the theme, Commodus' insecurity about being a cowardly disappointment to his father is the largest chink in the armour
>They tell me your son... squealed like a girl when they nailed him to the cross
that was my trans daughter actually, what's your point?
You knew Marcus Aurelius?
I thought killing him was his response?
>At least I won't be unoriginal.
>and yet he went on to star in Elysium.
I wouldn't respond. I'd listen to what he has to say, because that's what no one did.
of course i love her phillip, i was licking her butt wasn't i?
>I loved that part
I wouldn't Baskin with Trust. I'd Sneed what Crust had to say. And that's what JigC did
what's going on wichu mayne
no u
Tell him you cuckolded him and fricked his sister