They were kinda gay, weren't they

They were kinda gay, weren't they

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They were just Spaniards

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No? I remember the dude on the right was receiving blow from that Aztec b***h

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both? Both. Both. Both is good.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you think they ever did the ole Eiffel Tower with Chel?

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    just two white dudes playin soggy biscuit

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the blond one seemed a bit flamboyant but the one with the black hair was balls deep in chel's indigenous pussy/butthole.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stupid gays reaching as always

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >libtards can't fathom male friendships

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're European.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >movie has homoerotic undertones
    >introduce sexy native girl 1 hour into the movie
    >Tulio is now straight
    >Miguel becomes asexual or something

    Something tells me the writers had other plans for this movie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Something tells me you will never be a woman.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only one of them is actually gay, and he was upset when his "bro" started going for a girl

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look who produced the soundtrack.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Consider: Bisexual sandwich.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was a thruple

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Two guys have a close friendship?
      >They MUST be le gay!

      And it blows my mind that both sides of the culture war do this.

      Why are mediterranean "men" so flamboyant?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What is flamboyant about the characters though?
        They're just charismatic adventurers that want to pillage gold and Aztec pussy.
        Frick I hate America so much

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          ESL posters are such a chore. Google the definition of flamboyant. Yes they are flamboyant and no flamboyant does not mean 'they are gay'.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      has homoerotic undertones
      >t. homie who never had friends

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Two guys have a close friendship?
    >They MUST be le gay!

    And it blows my mind that both sides of the culture war do this.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. America must burn. I hate you c**ts so much it's unreal.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      its just women mainly

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They've spent decades demonizing male friendships as a means to undermine communities and resistance.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OP not posting Chel
    >nobody ITT posting Chel
    Bunch of slack-jawed homosexuals around here.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not posting the superior edit

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >be backgay and buttcrackgay
        >love nativegirls
        >see this
        I am dong

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >not posting the superior edit

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    one of them was getting head from Chel

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So why didn't they just call it Chel Dorado?

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The vibrant animation and Miguel/Chel's likeable personalities carry this film. The story is nothing great.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Animated/children's movies aren't carried by particularly deep stories in case you haven't noticed

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You never had a real friend if you thought they were gay

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dreamworks SKG is founded in october 1994, and they soon establish traditional animation (2D) and computer animation divisions
    >1998 : Antz/The Prince of Egypt
    >2000 : The Road to El Dorado
    >2001 : Shrek
    >2002 : Spirit Stallion of the Cimarron
    >2003 : Sinbad Legend of the Seven Seas
    >2004 : Shrek 2/Shark Tale
    El Dorado is definitely one of the better films of that "first 10 years" bunch.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Antz should've premiered in march 1999, but they chose to speed up production and release it on october 1998 (so it'd come out before A Bug's Life, which premiered on november)

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >two guys are good friends?
    >they were... LE GAY!!

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here me out:
      Double veganal with your best bro

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        the ultimate male bonding ritual

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      hnng so close

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not posting the superior edit

        Suprised they never did anything after it. If it was made in 3d now she still looks good but 2d looks more swashy

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I NEED this model

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            i feel like i've been seeing some creators use it.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              what are the best ones that show her feet and where shes not a futa?

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tulio, Miguel, Chel, Altivo, Tzekel-Kan, Chief Tannabok, Hernan Cortes, armadillo, Zaragoza (the guy who gambles the map on the dice game at the start)
    Not many characters

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based. Small, tight cast of memorable characters always beats bloated garbage

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not posting the superior edit

      Animation is a cherished art form. Goddamn

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chel is the only thing from this movie with any pop culture relevance

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's an urban legend that they were originally written as a gay couple, afaik there's no proof. They could be bisexual or something but they're definitely both attracted to women.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think this rumour is partly held by some discarded songs from the movie, which can be read as having a homoerotic tone:

      >Too many years your heart has wandered
      >Scared to make a final move
      >Too many nights those boys have squandered
      >You got nothing left to prove
      >I'm giving you a chance, so take it
      >I got all you want, you'll make it
      >Standing there in front of me, butt naked
      >You can't hide a thing, you've got no choice
      >Trust me

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, out of the blue had that feel to it too, like what purpose did it serve in the narrative? I think they commissioned Elton to make some songs with tim rice and all they gave them was "Its a movie about two men going on an adventure and their loyalty to one another is tested" and those two theater boys wrote some songs with gay subtext, but obviously in 2000 the studio made a movie about two guys as friends, and maybe the production team added some gay coding in there for fun....

        GROOMERS!!!!!!!!!!! PEDOPHILIA!!!!!

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >El Dorado
    >The Trail We Blaze
    >It's Tough to be a God
    >Without Question
    >Friends Never Say Goodbye
    >Someday Out of the Blue
    The songs are a mixed bag. The best one is easily "Tough to Be a God", since it's the only one sung by the characters instead of an invisible Elton John.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what part did you find gay?

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ah, no. before smart phones men had best friends and friends. The word friendship-group was not used until social media came about. flat hierarchy zoomers will never understand what it is like to live prizing only mutual elevating close relationships without malice.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not on par with the first Shrek, but still a more enjoyable film than the Shrek sequels.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Their group dynamic is based on these three- Bob Hope, Bing Crosby and Dorothy Lamour.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    %3D%3D

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, they were not.
    Neither was Frodo and Samwise.
    Neither was Vincent and Gerome.

    Do women really?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Do women really?
      More importantly does this mean all female friendships are just lesbian sex orgies when men aren't watching?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Girls grab each others breasts and butts all the time. They also just walk around in their sexy underwear when they have sleepovers

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          If this is why men trooned out I could respect that.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, men do too. My guy friend wears his boxers to bed when he's over. No one actually straight gives a frick. I cant imagine a guy being like
          >ohhh... Mark... Put on pants... henehhynhh...

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >female friendships
        no such thing

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought they were gay because of this one scene

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >euro """men"""

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    More Chel

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Latina pussy LITERALLY cured European white gayness
    >it's implied they even double tapped her
    Pardinha magic is too powerful.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chel is a native american (amerindian) latinas are mestizas or white

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who is this model, again? Unless I am confusing her for someone else.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      1. shes ugly
      2. if you wanted smoke in your face why wouldnt you just make the pipe shorter?

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They definitely double teamed that girl, so they clearly are comfortable seeing each others wieners.

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    miguel was maybe gay, tulio def not

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My name is Miguel but I like Tulio way more as a character and design

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They were like brothers you moron.

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They werent gay, they were just sailors who had no access to women during those long ocean trips.
    Kinda like prison relations.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    they’re pretty accurate characters, conquistadors were twentysomething sons of minor nobles who were not going to inherit anything, so they were willing to take a risk to get rich and frick

    also if you’ve met any Spaniards, you know that they’re kind of gay but also horndogs for women at the same time

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They werent gay, they were just sailors who had no access to women during those long ocean trips.
      Kinda like prison relations.

      they werent sailors or conquistadors unless youre just trying to address the "type" of character they represent. they worked together to do crimes but got arrested and sent to cuba to to work as slaves but escaped and ended up in meixco

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bros...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      [...]
      [...]
      Suprised they never did anything after it. If it was made in 3d now she still looks good but 2d looks more swashy

      i like her cute tiny feet

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ass and feet chads report in

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chel changed millions

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Chel, Raven, Kim Possible, Mrs. Incredible
    all the best waifu came from this era. What a blessed time.

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    if your mission with this thread was to make my tiny widdle white wienerlet extremely stiffy wiffy... well then good sirs, you succeeded

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Miguel is a Christ avatar

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >premieres on march 31, 2000
    It's a late 90s film. Already finished when the century started.

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Two guys can't be close friends & maybe even kiss a little without homies thinking they gay

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based AF movie that BTFO chuds

    >getting lost in a new world
    >Hooking up with a hot native girl
    >Have sex with her multiple times a day
    >Breed her and father multiple Mestizo children

    Vs

    >Sit on the internet all day Trump posting, fapping to Animu, and complaining about race mixing without having sex yourself

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ummm this is colonizer bigotry false flagging chud. I'm reporting you to the discord police

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just really close, and fricking dumb as hell, friends.

    People who read these characters as gay just never had a good friend.

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't two men just be good friends without morons thinking they're gay?

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