>They will rape every franchise you ever loved and say you wanted it.

>They will rape every franchise you ever loved and say you wanted it.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Back to the Future already got raped by parts 2 and 3

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wrong homosexual. 2 and 3 are good and if you think otherwise you are ugly and fat and stupid and moronic and gay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Now stop looking in the mirror for a second and try again.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          wrong homosexual. 2 and 3 are good and if you think otherwise you are ugly and fat and stupid and moronic and gay

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            wrong homosexual. 2 and 3 are good and if you think otherwise you are ugly and fat and stupid and moronic and gay

            I hear that in episode #4, Marty goes back to get some of that tasty mommy meat in the back of the Studebaker and seeds a generation of CHUD children that are more hideous with each iteration
            And Doc Brown dies of dysentery

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Part 3 was ass and I'm old enough to have seen it in theaters where everyone walking out also thought of it as ass. Little millennial kids born from 1982-1988 seem to think it's great for some reason.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Weren't II and III fimed back to back?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      2 was great, 3 was awful

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who gonna play the nazi scientist?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      idris elba

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather rewatch the Anne Frank porn parody.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Marty and the Doc are a gay couple

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Eric Stoltz reprises his role in the
    WAIT FOR IT
    Multiverse!!!
    I'm bussin'!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Would be kino. I never like back to the future or mjf. I think the movie could have worked as a darker comedy instead of the normie schlock it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The second one was dark

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You just KNOW they'll pander to the Reddit & Morty crowd...

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Marty is the black kid from Stranger Things, so yeah, there's rape involved

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Major Goldie Rapeson
      I like the sound of that

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just don't watch it
    There is no need to be upset

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's pretty cringe now. any reboot would be objectively better.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I thought there was a guy that revenging any reboots or sequels happening? I forgot the guys name but he said as long as he lived, there would never be a reboot or sequel.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That was George Lucas
      And yes, he was talking about BTTF franchise

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >inside the magic
      >credible source

      vidyagamedoubtman.png

      What happened to "over my dead body" Zumeckis you fricking israelite

      It's clickbait, it's just the musical (which has existed since 2020) coming to Broadway in 2023

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >they're gonna go back to the 90s
    >instead of guitar Marty is going to be a rapper
    >he'll end up rapping at the end on stage instead of Johnny B. Good

    kino

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    we got a biff tannen in the parking lot situation developing

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Marty, let's go back Marty, 1941 Marty, he must finish the job Marty, our future depends on it Marty, I've been in the future and he was right Marty, he was right all along Marty

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What they gonna do? Install metal doors?
      Is not like two guys can win against the allies anyway

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We will destroy your memories and you will like it

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because you gays keep watching this shit "ironically" "just to see how bad it is".

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did the creator die? I heard he was against licensing the IP which is why it's survived this long.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >inside the magic
    >credible source

    vidyagamedoubtman.png

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to "over my dead body" Zumeckis you fricking israelite

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Zemeckis wouldnt allow it?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >itt: OP successfully baits morons that don't check anything before posting

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BTTF2’s version of the future was so much better. Hoverboards that actually fly thru the air, all white people, no internet or social media, a weird troony version of MJF… I wanna live in that future world

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It is finally his time!

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    fake and gay

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But you did. People today are such nostalgiamonkeys that the studios stop making actual new shit. This is why we have 80 million batman movies and they keep rebooting spiderman with all the same set-piece beats. This is why we got five live-action transformers movies, two Gi Joe movies, and two live action TMNT movies. This is why we get remakes like Robocop or Star Trek's reboots. Even the state of Star Wars is just nostalgiapandering.
    And you still watch it all regardless. You can't help but watch it and talk about it, even if you're not happy with it. This is why Star Wars stays relevant after TLJ, because people can't shut the frick up about it. The internet gives words even more power, because when people see other's talk about shit, their attention is now caught and curiosity is generated. Viral marketing isn't just a meme. This is why Morbius got put into theaters twice. The corporations are not reading the conversations, they're just seeing that the shit's being talked about. The more you let this shit be talked about, the more they'll think you want it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think it is more about low risk, guaranteed reward. The audience is already there they just have to deliver something that resembles a legit movie. Unless it is painfully bad people will show up.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Check the archive
    OP is a summer child who has posted this three times today already

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