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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Once they've replaced him Peter won't be coming back. All apart of the great replacement agenda

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They would never kill off their twink cash cow. But what is the purpose of 2 Spider-men existing at the same time? Legacy character homosexualry needs to die.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      holland doesn’t want to do it anymore. he’s an alcoholic and would rather trade easy money from marvel for “more exciting” roles like literally getting fricked in the ass in tv shows no one watches and uncharted.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This.

        The only reason Holland cried on the telephone to Sony to stay with Disney is because he to make the Spider-Multiverse movie so he could be the star.

        Now that he has done the biggest thing in Spider-Man movies, he wants out.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >twink
      he looks 40 years old now

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        dam son
        what happened?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          bong genes

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hundreds of Hollywood israelite penises in the bunghole will age you quickly.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          consumption of drugs

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Being Bri'ish

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He can play the new Green Goblin.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Green gobby right there

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        OOF

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        wtf he looks like drake from fairly odd parents

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        what alcoholism does to a motherfricker

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 36 and he looks older than me

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He looks like an aging FTM troony
        because she is [spoiler]

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        and people zoomers look too young

        he looks older than boomers

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He wants to leave.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      > 2 Spider-men
      The Black person will never be spiderman. Black worshipping homosexuals deserve total death

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    N
    ever going to watch it
    N
    ot spiderman, just a token
    N
    obody wants to see

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >N
      >ever going to watch it
      >N
      >ot spiderman, just a token
      >N
      >obody wants to see

      THIS!!

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holland stated years ago he wasn't going to act very long, he wants to be a carpenter or something.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >carpenter
      oh nonononononono

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    well yeah hasn't tom holland pretty much said he wants to stop playing spider-man? one last rodeo to pass the torch

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >well yeah hasn't tom holland pretty much said he wants to stop playing spider-man? one last rodeo to pass the torch
      This would be moronic because when we last left Spiderman he was starting his life like he does in the comics which is what everyone wanted to see and now you end it?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's just a job

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        welcome to the mcu spider-man movies
        home of bad direction and character assassination

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spiderverse and Miles are the only tenacious ideas introduced to Spider-Man in the past thirty years and they already did their Spiderverse. It's too bad they never made one normal Spider-Man movie.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let them. Accelerate.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, it's because of some old copyright. Cheaper to just replace the character with their own OC do not steal.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They buck-broke Tom. Crack addiction inbound.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who's playing Miles, Boyega or Jordan?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Samuel Jackson hopefully.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    2bh I don't care anymore. Marvel has done such a shitty job with Spider-Man over the last two decades that I hope the company just dies.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    DAS RITE WE SPIDEY NOW

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good. Maybe when they replace all capeshit characters with browns blacks or other shits white people, the main audience keeping capeshit afloat, stops watching this and capeshit dies for good.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reckon he is asking for double digit pay thinking he's irreplaceable for Sony

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hey look it's the night monkey

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    finally

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    go for it, i don't support israeli media

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      then stop posting here you raiding homosexual

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Watching goyslop in 2024
        You must be literally moronic

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather he just be replaced with Cripple-Man than Miles.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      With great power comes great disability!

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    All 3 holland movies have been absolute shit, so it doesnt matter if he stay, goes, or they use miles. Its going to be shit.

    Will not even pirate.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    SAVE THE WHITE RICE

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    in MCU spiderman I'd be fine if miles "steals" MJ
    hell he can take her

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spider-Man is one of the world’s greatest IP’s and they’re really going to ruin it.

  24. 3 months ago
    Kill team general

    Anon remembers heroism

    Hurts inside

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh well MCU!peter sucks. He has no personality besides generically 'adorkable' and "ily daddy stark"

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will they do it

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should introduce spiderchimp first

    they owe him for antiquity

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    tired of spider-coon

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is Miles gonna steal all of Spiderman's badguys, girlfriends, friends, life if the last MCU Spiderman movie had him magic everyone forgetting he existed?

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    really hope its true so I can stop caring about this shit

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never forget
    0 Cultural Impact 0 Awards 7 Nominations

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who gives a shit, spiderman already died with this homosexual

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We will never get a somewhat unhigned Spidey in the form of Superior Spider-man
    Lame

    Garfield could do it well I would imagine but his universe doesn't have Doc Ock

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wanted this too. As much as I hate Dan Slott, the original Superior run was entertaining. And Garfield has the range to pull off an edgy Spider-Man.
      In certain scenes from TASM 1 his lenses and suit even look similar to the Superior costume.

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am reportedly not showing up in the cinema then. No money for Miles. I wanna see Spider-Man in my Spider-Man movie. Not his barbie varients.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    everyone wants to leave marvel now

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do you "introduce" a character youve been shoving into the spotlight for 15 years?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Miles Morales is one of Disney's worst creations in Marvel comics, Peter symbolizes the dream of every teenager, having the girl next door, the most beautiful even though he's a nerd, he has friends, when he grows up he's surrounded by the most hot women and becomes a chad, Miles Morales doesn't have hot girlfriends, at Disney they're so moronic that they never created Gwen, Mary Jane, Black Cat for Miles, they never created a gallery of good villains. Miles Morales is garbage

      Miles stock is at an all time low, except for the animated movie

      And they're pushing him into the main MCU movies, shows how out of touch Fiege is right now (or has been for everything post endgame)

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Miles Morales is one of Disney's worst creations in Marvel comics, Peter symbolizes the dream of every teenager, having the girl next door, the most beautiful even though he's a nerd, he has friends, when he grows up he's surrounded by the most hot women and becomes a chad, Miles Morales doesn't have hot girlfriends, at Disney they're so moronic that they never created Gwen, Mary Jane, Black Cat for Miles, they never created a gallery of good villains. Miles Morales is garbage

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What’s best spider man to read?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ultimate for me, at least the first few dozen issues

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Miles has Gwen Stefani

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        nope, he's with kamala.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's a man

        Bit unrelated but Ultimate Spider-Man by Hickman is the best Spider-Man content we've had in two decades

        I don't like Hickman he's one of those who follow the company's playbook, if they tell you to be gay he'll paint himself rainbow, his X-Men are one of the reasons why Marvel comics stopped selling

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bit unrelated but Ultimate Spider-Man by Hickman is the best Spider-Man content we've had in two decades

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is it really? I stopped reading comic books but I was somewhat interested in a rebooted Ultimate Universe

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Peter's competent, a family man, has a family, isn't getting constantly cucked (literal and non-literal way)

          Yeah it's far better than what the main spidey comics have turned out to be

          Main spiderman from the comics is a baffling fool

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah. It's exploring a different sort of Spider-Man who starts hero business as a middle aged family man and Uncle Ben is alive working with JJJ at the Bugle.

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Timothee Chalamet went for the role of Spider-Man, lost out to Holland.
    >Leonardo DiCaprio gave him advice to not bother with superhero shit, in part because of Tobey Maguire's experience.
    >Timothee Chalamet ends up in a lot of different shit.
    >Tom originally likes Spider-Man role and then yearns to be in more stuff.
    >Even befriends Timothee and seems slightly envious.
    >Most of his non-MCU roles have massively flopped.
    >Now reports that him and Zendaya will leave acting or something to retire with their money.

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The thing is that Holland's Spider-Man is already more Miles than Peter.

    The 2010's diverse heroes all mostly copied the Peter playbook: young hero, great power comes great responsibility etc. The problem is all the bite was taken out from them. Their stories did not perpetually shit on their respective characters as much. And when they tried to kinda do it, it was a dud. All those 2010 diversity hire characters got Avengers memberships and other things handed to them much easier. It made them bland.

    Holland Spider-Man didn't have an Uncle Ben moment until the third film with Aunt May dying. All his dark moments were too lightened. Frick they tried to do a Master Planner moment in the first of his movies and even that didn't feel "Final Chapter". New Peter is more like Miles. Everything is handed to him.

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black person man
    Black person man
    He's a menace to the klan

    Can he cuck
    Listen bud
    He's got half egyptian blood

    Watch out! Here comes the Black person man!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      H.P. Lovecraft's cat got bit by a radioactive spider?

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    no one gives a shit about Miles except USA and maybe Canada
    way to kill your international market

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if Tom Holland gets upset when people call him Tom The Netherlands

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'M SO SICK AND TIRED OF Black folk

    STOP IT ALREADY YOU FRICKING EVIL israeliteS

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      im so fatigued

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      im so fatigued

      greeting from India
      I hate when the knee grows

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    At this point who cares. The best Spiderman movies were made like 20 years ago, they won't be topped by some Nig-o-Rican in a spider suit going yo yo yo homie.

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spiderman is not a black man

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thus has declared this guy, presumed owner and creator of all spider mans

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the absolute state of the comic killed my interest in spider-man as a whole

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